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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 12:44am On Mar 26, 2023
rinzylee:


This man, you no get worry for this life at all. πŸ˜‚

Enjoy o


We only live once, then we leave .........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Omotaday(m): 1:06am On Mar 26, 2023
slimanyd:


Morning boss. Did u open ur coinbase wallet when u landed in UK or when u were still in Nigeria and would u suggest one to use the UK address or the Nigeria address . Thanks.
Opened it in the UK

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by bluebella(m): 3:48am On Mar 26, 2023
[quote author=Igbamatigbi post=122050706]She can apply for herself and dependents using her 6 months bank statement. Did you all come into the U.K. together?




Ok, Thats fine. Thanks for your response. We did not come together, I and my spouse came into the UK, then 4 months later she went back to Nigeria to bring the children to the UK.
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by descarado: 4:03am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



Behave yourself....... 🀣

If you're going to talk to me, talk to me directly, without cornering me ........😜😁

I did not say buy tomorrow nah....... Have a plan in place...... Simples πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜

I catch you kiss

You work in healthcare. Do you notice any difference in your payslip this month?

Anybody in healthcare discover any diff in payslip.
Both private,NHS and council workers.
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 5:15am On Mar 26, 2023
descarado:


I catch you kiss

You work in healthcare. Do you notice any difference in your payslip this month?

Anybody in healthcare discover any diff in payslip.
Both private,NHS and council workers.


I have not checked my payslips, in over 3 years ..... I just await bank alerts ........πŸ€£πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by LionInZion: 7:22am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:


23 of us ..... πŸ˜‚

Make I no laugh...... When payday is approaching, I must laugh nah...... It looked like next month, would not arrive ......πŸ˜‚

A couple of month's ago, one of our contributors died .....

The wife simply carried on ...... He had life insurance, so wife cashed out ........😜🀣

This reminds me of an old joke male workers in a manufacturing company always told HR officer.

- Don't tell my wife I have life insurance, she would consider me more useful being dead than alive grin haha

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 8:11am On Mar 26, 2023
LionInZion:


This reminds me of an old joke male workers in a manufacturing company always told HR officer.

- Don't tell my wife I have life insurance, she would consider me more useful being dead than alive grin haha


I have had life insurance, for over 25 years ...... I don't know why, I have refused to die ........🀣😜

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by descarado: 8:38am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



I have not checked my payslips, in over 3 years ..... I just await bank alerts ........πŸ€£πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

You be oga na cheesy

But if there is increment that's unusual, check to see where its from.
Father Christmas paid unexpected visit to some people this month.
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by ukay2: 10:03am On Mar 26, 2023
descarado:


You be oga na cheesy

But if there is increment that's unusual, check to see where its from.
Father Christmas paid unexpected visit to some people this month.

Where is the increment please grin
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by justwise(m): 10:20am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



I have had life insurance, for over 25 years ...... I don't know why, I have refused to die ........🀣😜

One thing i will never get. I understand that its one of the generational wealth tools but i will not take one.

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 10:21am On Mar 26, 2023
justwise:


One thing i will never get. I understand that its one of the generational wealth tools but i will not take one.

Reasons ..........

It's the easiest way to pay inheritance tax ........πŸ˜‚

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by ukay2: 10:30am On Mar 26, 2023
justwise:


One thing i will never get. I understand that its one of the generational wealth tools but i will not take one.

Any reason for this please?
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by ukay2: 10:31am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:


Reasons ..........

It's the easiest way to pay inheritance tax ........πŸ˜‚

How?

I would be happy to learn this too
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by justwise(m): 10:40am On Mar 26, 2023
ukay2:


Any reason for this please?

I have to die first before my family enjoys it

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 10:41am On Mar 26, 2023
ukay2:


How?

I would be happy to learn this too


Let's assume the person's estate is worth Β£700,000.......

HMRC bring bill of Β£170,000.......

Life insurance payout is Β£250,000........

Change go remain sef .........πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜œ

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 10:42am On Mar 26, 2023
ukay2:


How?

I would be happy to learn this too


Let's assume the person's estate is worth Β£700,000.......

HMRC bring bill of Β£170,000.......

Life insurance payout is Β£250,000........

Change go remain sef .........πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜œ

NB : You still keep all the properties........😁

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 10:42am On Mar 26, 2023
justwise:


I have to die first before my family enjoys it


You don't want them to enjoy, after your absence......🀣


Financial security nko .......... You want them to forget about you kpata kpata......πŸ—‘οΈπŸ˜œ
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by justwise(m): 10:48am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



You don't want them to enjoy, after your absence......🀣


Financial security nko .......... You want them to forget about you kpata kpata......πŸ—‘οΈπŸ˜œ

We all will enjoy it while i'm still alive, i do everything within my power to put them in a position to make their own money.

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 10:50am On Mar 26, 2023
justwise:


We all will enjoy it while i'm still alive, i do everything within my power to put them in a position to make their own money.



I see ...... shocked
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by rinzylee(m): 11:33am On Mar 26, 2023
Apart from Β£2404 we pay to apply for ILR, is there anything else to be charged?


Which one is ILR tax
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by LionInZion: 11:39am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



I have had life insurance, for over 25 years ...... I don't know why, I have refused to die ........🀣😜


For 25 years? Then you no fit die again lol.

This man below didn't even last more than 10 days grin

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/521125.Tell_It_to_the_Birds

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by LionInZion: 11:39am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



I have had life insurance, for over 25 years ...... I don't know why, I have refused to die ........🀣😜


For 25 years? Then you no fit die again lol.

This man below didn't even last more than 10 days grin

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/521125.Tell_It_to_the_Birds
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by shakurshakur(m): 11:44am On Mar 26, 2023
Hello house

Please, I need people that has experience at port of entry in Heathrow Airport about Tuberculosis Test expiration. My wife TB certificate has expired on the 23rd of this month and will be traveling on the 1st of April, hope the border control guys will not check it. Thanks as your reply will be appreciated.
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 12:16pm On Mar 26, 2023
LionInZion:



For 25 years? Then you no fit die again lol.

This man below didn't even last more than 10 days grin

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/521125.Tell_It_to_the_Birds


You dropped a fictional account........😜

Now read a real life story........ 🀣

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2008/may/28/ukcrime2

Let's tell it to the birds...... 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 12:18pm On Mar 26, 2023
rinzylee:
Apart from Β£2404 we pay to apply for ILR, is there anything else to be charged?


Which one is ILR tax


That ILR payment, is another form of taxation.........🀣

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by rinzylee(m): 12:24pm On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



That ILR payment, is another form of taxation.........🀣

Lol.... that one no be money nah.

I even think say na another matter 😁

The day I get ILR, if God still permits me staying back here, I resign the next day. Na Agency get me for 2 or 3 years.

NHS don dull person wella.

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by semmyk(m): 12:53pm On Mar 26, 2023
davide470:
Talking about Trust brought back memories of how the wonderful Ticha broke down wealth preservation and practical steps they are taking.
Semmyk, please do the honors πŸ™‚
I just sneak in today, enjoying all the gbas gbos and savouring the golden nuggets hidden within.
Na so @Davide470 come put me on duty mode. Abeg, I still dey busy with a research paper that must be completed by fire by force.
Ok, if na the one I think am b, make you check Placeholder 4 in Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related It starts with ... "Pension and wealth planning for the future - very long read." ... (Ma Ticha write am 29 Apr 2022
If not, kindly let me know, I'll try hunt it down.

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Lexusgs430: 12:57pm On Mar 26, 2023
rinzylee:


Lol.... that one no be money nah.

I even think say na another matter 😁

The day I get ILR, if God still permits me staying back here, I resign the next day. Na Agency get me for 2 or 3 years.

NHS don dull person wella.


The only way to mint your own currency........πŸ˜‚
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by rinzylee(m): 1:06pm On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



The only way to mint your own currency........πŸ˜‚

Lexus leeemeee arone ooooo


πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Sometimes agency dey call me to go cover clinic for Isle of Man @Β£50+ per hour with paid accommodation and travel costs.

I go just shake my head and say.... I am sorry I can't at this time.

We are coming!!!

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Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by pheranmie(m): 1:14pm On Mar 26, 2023
Hello
Guys has any one tried Loqbox
I am trying to give it a trial but they are charging 2.50 per week .though it’s platform that increases credit score by me saving in it monthly but I want to be sure if it’s worth it
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by LionInZion: 1:19pm On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:



You dropped a fictional account........😜

Now read a real life story........ 🀣

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2008/may/28/ukcrime2

Let's tell it to the birds...... 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

Haha so it cuts across both genders. Yea, let's tell it to the birds - Make your life insurance policy the best-kept secret lol shocked shocked
Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Phayie(m): 1:48pm On Mar 26, 2023
pheranmie:
Hello
Guys has any one tried Loqbox
I am trying to give it a trial but they are charging 2.50 per week .though it’s platform that increases credit score by me saving in it monthly but I want to be sure if it’s worth it

It's a good step to sign up to Loqbox but you don't need to subscribe to Β£2.5 per week membership, with free standard membership and a savings between 20-Β£500 for about 12 months will positively affect your credit rating. Sign up with the link below.

https://www.loqbox.com/en_gb/loqbox-invite?referral_code=GJOHQHRURH&referral_channel=link

You must be careful not to upgrade your membership because doing so will attract Β£2.5 per wk

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