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Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Moikiitos: 12:57pm On Apr 24, 2023
All dis ones na graduates dem bi o. Tomorrow na leadership position dem go dey drag with you...


Obinoscopy:
INEC adhoc staff were mostly NYSC Youth Corp Members. While going through some result sheets on IREV, the following result sheets (see attached picture) revealed that some of our Corp Members are "olodo". You would expect the Corp Members to be well educated as they purportedly graduated from tertiary institutions.

Picture 1: The INEC adhoc staff is writing 8 as "eate" instead of eight. Writing 88 as "eate ete" instead of eighty eight. And writing 187 as "one eate seven" instead of one hundred and eighty seven.

Picture 2: The adhoc staff wrote 57 as "fivety seven" instead of fifty seven. Writing 46 as "fourty six" instead of forty six. And writing 100 as "one hundret" instead of one hundred.

Picture 3: The INEC adhoc staff wrote 207 as "two zero seven" instead of two hundred and seven.

What do you have to say about this sorry situation?
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by paskal16: 12:57pm On Apr 24, 2023
I’m m not surprised
It’s coming from the north
Those ones can be easily brainwashed
No wonder their elites deliberately keeps them in perpetual poverty and illiteracy
Shame to lord lugard rest in pieces
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by EKONGKING: 1:04pm On Apr 24, 2023
Mallamjp:
Your mother is the King of Illiteracy. Tell her if you reach house 🏠. Please don't forget. Idiot
My mother won't be king of illiteracy ,she will be queen if she is a illiterate.

The above just confirms northerners are educated illiterate .
This foolish mallam don't know simple English.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by VinnyBaba: 1:07pm On Apr 24, 2023
paskal16:
I’m m not surprised
It’s coming from the north
Those ones can be easily brainwashed
No wonder their elites deliberately keeps them in perpetual poverty and illiteracy
Shame to lord lugard rest in pieces
When HE Peter Obi said the North needs Development than other Regions,
some Mumuish Entities here, claim he is doing Eye Service
and were busy talking about Abia and Erosion in Anambra. sad 😏

This ILLITERACY problem of the North will forever be an Albatross on the neck of Nigerians. embarassed
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by VinnyBaba: 1:12pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
My mother won't be king of illiteracy ,she will be queen if she is a illiterate.

The above just confirms northerners are educated illiterate .
This foolish mallam don't know simple English.
Don't mind that Mofo! sad

North is a Big YOKE on us Nigerians. embarassed

Dat's why Ex Pres.Goodluck Jonathan built Almajiri Formal Education Schools for them in 2014.
But their Leaders didn't sustain the Scheme.

because they want the Average Northern Children/youth to be in Perpetual Bondage of ILLITERACY AND DARKNESS and be used to win Federal Elections! undecided
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by snipernigga(m): 1:15pm On Apr 24, 2023
That's Boko writing
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by DennisEche(m): 1:17pm On Apr 24, 2023
Parrot69:
Debating with you is a waste of time. undecided
Sorry, I get paid by the hour.
Okay sir,
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Godons1: 1:25pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
But Northerners know book pass IGBO

Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by EKONGKING: 1:33pm On Apr 24, 2023
Godons1:
But Northerners know book pass IGBO
Absolutely Yes . Both of them are fanatics atleast a common igbo does not beg every day for food assistance.
That's why I supported Tinubu instead of Obi.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by PROPEACE: 1:36pm On Apr 24, 2023
They rigged elections blue black to put in power a corrupt leader and all you are concerned about are erroneous spellings. Get your priorities right!
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Jostoman: 1:45pm On Apr 24, 2023
Most of them are not Nysc member but party official who are given nysc cloth on election day to work for inec.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by benjaminlawson(m): 1:57pm On Apr 24, 2023
Some of these P.O. for inec, who are suppose to be youth corps members were replaced even on the election day by some fraudulent inec officials to perpetrate their rigging plans, many of them are just been handpicked, and what can we expect from such an act.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Bahamas95(m): 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2023
Even before I saw the names I already knew they must be northerners.

Whoever believes Nigeria will get better someday is a clown 🤡.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by adams123: 2:08pm On Apr 24, 2023
English is our borrowed language
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by plantist: 2:12pm On Apr 24, 2023
Corridon:
Likely westerners.
Wallaahi you no fit get sense again. Westerners are the adhoc staff in Kano and Taraba?

I will like to engage you in a writing competition.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 2:17pm On Apr 24, 2023
Corridon:
Likely westerners.
Or deh
See wetin frustration dey cause grin
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Corridon: 2:22pm On Apr 24, 2023
plantist:
Wallaahi you no fit get sense again. Westerners are the adhoc staff in Kano and Taraba?

I will like to engage you in a writing competition.
Didn't you see the names?
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by ufine200(m): 2:26pm On Apr 24, 2023
blackpanda:
You forgot this
Instead of hundred they wrote thousand
I no fit laugh
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Jomonix: 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
It's not true. Northerners are very intelligent people.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Charlie2020(f): 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2023
I rushed to check the names of the INEC ad-hoc staff huh huh. I was not surprisingly disappointed grin grin
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Fearyourcreator: 2:35pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
Dey play
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Putinofrussia: 2:44pm On Apr 24, 2023
Obinoscopy:
INEC adhoc staff were mostly NYSC Youth Corp Members. While going through some result sheets on IREV, the following result sheets (see attached picture) revealed that some of our Corp Members are "olodo". You would expect the Corp Members to be well educated as they purportedly graduated from tertiary institutions.

Picture 1: The INEC adhoc staff is writing 8 as "eate" instead of eight. Writing 88 as "eate ete" instead of eighty eight. And writing 187 as "one eate seven" instead of one hundred and eighty seven.

Picture 2: The adhoc staff wrote 57 as "fivety seven" instead of fifty seven. Writing 46 as "fourty six" instead of forty six. And writing 100 as "one hundret" instead of one hundred.

Picture 3: The INEC adhoc staff wrote 207 as "two zero seven" instead of two hundred and seven.

What do you have to say about this sorry situation?
You can either pick fourty six or forty six but forty six is more modern.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by OGHENAOGIE(m): 2:53pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
e de every ooo but let's assume it's only north...
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by OGHENAOGIE(m): 2:54pm On Apr 24, 2023
ojechi50:
Most of them will be head of ministries and Government agencies tomorrow.

Anyway, do I need to blame them, when the cutoff mark for one state for Federal Government school is 155 and for another state it's 5.
That's why the country cannot move forward.
are The reason why ur gorvenors can't use federal allocations well... U guys and bigotry
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Emetex22(m): 3:08pm On Apr 24, 2023
Agbadocassava:
Yet they are the ones deciding your fate
That's y we are in shithole
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Godons1: 3:24pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
Absolutely Yes . Both of them are fanatics atleast a common igbo does not beg every day for food assistance.
That's why I supported Tinubu instead of Obi.
All the online beggers on Nairaland, facebook and Twitter are IGBO.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by mechanics(m): 3:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
Hahhaha, I hope not the work of corps members.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by unity004(m): 3:44pm On Apr 24, 2023
PreyingMantis:
Nope... It's always the Northerners. More than 80% of Northern graduates are barely literate. That's why they've run the country aground
You are a very big fool, the nysc corpers conducting the elections at the polling units in the north are southerners posted to the north
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by CaptainFM1: 3:46pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
You know criminals will always leave a trace.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by unity004(m): 3:47pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
You are the illiterate here, if you can't understand that the nysc corpers conducting the elections at the polling units in the north are southerners posted to the north. Useless ipod pig
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by jonnex: 3:51pm On Apr 24, 2023
The problem of this country is corruption that has eaten into the fabric parts of the system. They will train 200 for example, they will shortlist it to 100 at the end of the exercise and later substitute it with 100 that have not participated at all in the training, that is why you see all these blunders. Something of this nature will still happen in the forthcoming NPC. It is unfortunate.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by jonnex: 3:57pm On Apr 24, 2023
111= One hunderet and onety one. Very unfortunate.
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