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The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Switruth: 8:13am On Jun 25, 2023 |
*BIG mistake!* The Guinness World Record (GWR) made the biggest mistake of their existence by reminding Nigerians that they exist. Now, Nigerians are taking up the challenge to make or break those records for leisure. Someone from my State is about to make (or break) the record for the longest time a person ever read aloud. He will be reading 25 novels for 145 hours! Do they even realise that we're Nigerians? The volume of books we read just to make it through secondary and tertiary education, the average person overseas hasn't read in their lifetime. No exaggeration! GWR is not ready for what's coming. Nigerians alone will own an entire section of their website in just one year! You're playing with people that casually endanger their lives every day just for the fun of it: We climb roofs without cables! We board and alight from moving vehicles every day (even our kids can do this)! We remove items from the fire with our bare hands! We sit in one spot and down 3 crates of beer between 4 people! To peel off electrical wiring, we actually chew the wire open! Our kids make local fireworks that go off so loudly, it could be mistaken for teπorist attacks overseas! We weed 15 acres of farmland manually without gloves! To siphon fuel into our cars or generator tanks, we draw it first into our mouth, ingest a bit to check if it's unleaded petrol, then we let the pipe continue! Some of us have carried the malaria parasite in our bodies for so long, we should now be donating blood samples to the WHO to test us for immortality. At a point, when the parasite doesn't see any drugs forthcoming, it just hisses and leaves on its own! To know if rechargeable batteries are still good to use, guess what we do? WE LICK THEM!!! Yes, we taste the charges! That's the nation they're playing with! Let them just wait... We're coming. We're cool like that!!! 34 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Nobody: 8:20am On Jun 25, 2023 |
And which record do you intend to break? |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by udoka55555: 8:21am On Jun 25, 2023 |
This is so true. I feel for them. 3 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Olichoke: 8:25am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Nigerians are fun to be with. We are just Nigerians and that's why we are peculiar world over. |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Opanka44(m): 8:27am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Nigerians are a very Tough and Strong People. |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by IduNaOba: 8:29am On Jun 25, 2023 |
We taste and lick batteries to check if they are still usable. Kai!!! 5 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by OGIBRA(m): 8:35am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Naija my country... |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Switruth: 8:40am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Lukepeter:I still dey reason am oh my brother. Good morning. |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by tommy589(m): 8:46am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Not easy to be a Nigerian 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by helinues: 8:54am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Walahi you no lie. We like abusing any given opportunity. Just wait, you go dey see some ridiculous record breaking from Nigeria. Like someone fit talk say he wan drink one sack of garri with no sugar. 8 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Karlman: 9:02am On Jun 25, 2023 |
We also put acid on fungi infected nails |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by SalamRushdie: 9:05am On Jun 25, 2023 |
You do all this yet Nigeria is a shit hole 🤨 |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by marsup: 9:42am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Surviving Buhari is a record breaking feat, that should be acknowledged. All those who stayed and survived Buhari's government, should be given an award. It beats that whole cooking thing by an incomparable margin. 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Femmyfamous4u(m): 9:47am On Jun 25, 2023 |
helinues: We hold the record for the longest sex. LOL |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by 9182736455O1999(m): 9:48am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Switruth:Copied from a known profile on facebook. |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by chidiokay: 9:54am On Jun 25, 2023 |
1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Astra101: 9:58am On Jun 25, 2023 |
I'm planing for mine |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Dc14(m): 10:04am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Switruth:THE BEST HAD SEEN TODAY 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Blackstan: 10:17am On Jun 25, 2023 |
They only want to break cooking records no new ideas.. I'm sure after chef dammy some Oda pple will want to break cooking record again.. if dats not stop pls tell me it is |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by ReacherSaidNoth: 10:23am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Don't glorify suffering. |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Ejaisky: 10:42am On Jun 25, 2023 |
It is most of you who didn't know about the Guinnese Book of World record |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by DADYLEED: 10:59am On Jun 25, 2023 |
I can't stop laughing Switruth: |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Switruth: 11:12am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Ejaisky:i have few in my library and shelf. It’s just for the fun of it bro. |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by Switruth: 11:13am On Jun 25, 2023 |
9182736455O1999:oh really. I no know oo |
Re: The Greatest Mistake From Guinness World Record by 9182736455O1999(m): 11:23am On Jun 25, 2023 |
Switruth:But where did you get this from? |
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