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What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by chatinent(m): 10:12am On Oct 28, 2020
• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.

Pls share yours.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Hezzyluv: 10:14am On Oct 28, 2020
One dollar equal One naira. is the greatest lie I ever heard.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Sirmwill: 10:15am On Oct 28, 2020
The one i am about to tell you now

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by chatinent(m): 10:15am On Oct 28, 2020
Hezzyluv:
One dollar equal One naira. is the greatest lia


Please talk about the living.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by ForestHill: 10:23am On Oct 28, 2020
My realities are bitter than my lies. Better believe my lies

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by chatinent(m): 10:25am On Oct 28, 2020
ForestHill:
My realities are bitter than my lies. Better believe my lies

Tell me about them.
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Brandonx(m): 10:40am On Oct 28, 2020
Whenever I buy something and someone ask for the price I always reduce it. If I got something for 10k when anyone ask I'll tell them 6k because I know my people they would always yab me grin

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by ForestHill: 10:40am On Oct 28, 2020
chatinent:


Tell me about them.
Interviews sounds like a confession, they are positive anyway; I don't ghost people, I do tell them in their faces that I don't want to see them. I'm disciplined and conscious of every indication I receive. I don't need to go in details.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Fountainofyouth(f): 10:41am On Oct 28, 2020
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by AlphaStorm: 10:44am On Oct 28, 2020
Bros, d kin lies wey I don lie for this life no be here ooo.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by santos123(m): 11:47am On Oct 28, 2020
I told him I wrote my maths test in the class not knowing I took it home,gave it to a mathematician to solve and I submitted tomorrow in our class teachers staffroom . I scored 10 out 10 grin

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by moradeke42109: 12:03pm On Oct 28, 2020
I told him I wrote my maths test in the class not knowing I took it home,gave it to a mathematician to solve and I submitted tomorrow in our class teachers staffroom . I scored 10 out 10

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Soren4(m): 12:20pm On Oct 28, 2020
Asked a girl how she lost her virgunity and she said She visited a guy. Then later on decided to use the loo. In the process of exiting the loo she slipped and fell on the guy already erected dick and that's how she lost her virginity

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Eastside22(m): 12:26pm On Oct 28, 2020
Soren4:
Asked a girl how she lost her virgunity and she said She visited a guy. Then later on decided to use the loo. In the process of exiting the loo she slipped and fell on the guy already erected dick and that's how she lost her virginity
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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by chatinent(m): 3:33pm On Oct 28, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.


Baby.. that lie can boil yam.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by paulolee(m): 4:07pm On Oct 28, 2020
back in sec skul...one Hausa dude name kazin adua once lied to all of us dt he is part of d relatives of the late President yar adua and we all believed bcoz his dad do come to pick and drop him in skul with a hilux..
we all de respect am die n de gv am royalty treatment.... remembered him asking for my feeding money for one month jus because he promised to tell his dad to allow me join them to their big mansion to see President..
still no kno why I no get sense n asked why d relative of a president is attending a poor public skul like us n his lies cast when them sack e papa for work bcoz na driver d man be...

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Stephenomozzy(m): 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2020
grin

An elder friend who I respected told a 19yr old me that he had secured a 500k design and print contract for me ( I had just started a small biz). He had me print samples, draft proposals, and everything. Baba started posting me upandan, collecting mobilization from me. Scheduling and rescheduling appointments.

Las las......It dawned on me Nigga was lying. Hehe....I tried all respectable ways, him no wan refund me.....Then Sweet African mother heard of it. na she help me do debt-recovery grin

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by merits(m): 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2020
That Buhari is a saints.....

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Patrickyemi: 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2020
I love you. Greatest lie ever.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by rocknation62(m): 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2020
The greatest lie I heard was, If you go to school you will become great in life.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by ILoveDemMANNA: 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2020
GREATEST LIES EVER TOLD!!!

Here you go.........

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Perfecttouch(m): 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2020
I am for everybody and for nobody..
Werey dey disguise because of election
Madman dey sorosoke during election come turn okoto meow meow after election

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by WandaNara: 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2020
Buhari the greatest conman of all time.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by ILoveDemMANNA: 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2020
Greatest of the greatest lie from childhood......

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by WandaNara: 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
Nawa





Your lifeless darling daddy told us fuel will be #40 per litre in 2015

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by pickatyou2: 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2020
I will make 1 naira equal $1. -- Muhammad Buhari








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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Coldie(m): 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2020
I lied

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Fryzi(m): 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2020
1. That I'm the air she breathes, she will die if I leave. She left me Hale and hearty, and still breathing.

2. One Nigeria

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Boiko1: 1:45pm On Nov 05, 2020
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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by SimplyFacts: 1:45pm On Nov 05, 2020
Mine was telling a gf, who claimed she's pregnant, that there's a little ritual/tradition my family practises to confirm the legitimacy of a pregnancy. Few days later, she claimed it was all a lie, that she never took in. My instinct told she terminated the pregnancy because her ways were not pure then cool

If knowing abt the tradition was her fear, I'm sure the r/shp would have come to an end the moment I told her tongue

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