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| If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Nobody: 6:16am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Good morning everyone, girls and boys, if your boyfriend or as a guy your friend is not smoking. He is a simp. Most simp are not smokers. Look at smokers like 2pac, liwayne, snoop dog, wiz khalifa, Jim Paul Simon the richest mathematician in the world they are all smart and can never be simp. If I was Tinubu I will make sure I legalize weed and marijuana and make it compulsory for all men. If you want to enter any bank or any government places. They must first check whether you have smoke weed before they give u access. Goodbye guys. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by SangoOlukosoOba(m): 6:24am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Grow up! |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by kestolove95(m): 6:59am On Jun 27, 2023 |
If am god, if u don't smoke I won't allow u into my kingdom |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by labake1(f): 7:02am On Jun 27, 2023 |
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| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Nobody: 7:04am On Jun 27, 2023 |
SangoOlukosoOba:Ok boss, I will grow up |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by thaoriginator: 7:07am On Jun 27, 2023 |
🌿🌿🌿 Herbs for food, herbs for thought, herbs for meditation, herbs for medication.. Peace ✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿 |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by youngrhosy(m): 7:33am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Osinwin |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by finallybusy: 7:43am On Jun 27, 2023 |
It’s true. One mad man I see frequently is surely not a simp. After smoking his thing, he runs around with an erect penis, harassing women. He impregnated all the mad women in four streets close to my area. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Pandev(m): 7:47am On Jun 27, 2023 |
This one is high on weed this early morning 😤 |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by OKOATA(m): 7:57am On Jun 27, 2023 |
finallybusy:Why mad men plenty for your street? Dem dey sell bad drug for una area. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Cassandraloius: 8:03am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Keep taking weed for the rest of your life, infact once you get married and start reproducing, legalize smoking in your home, your wife and kids shouldn't be exempted, infact your family members too, start from there. I wish you what you wish yourself. ![]() |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Lannister360: 8:31am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Borntosmoke:I can bet you're a kid, probably a jambite or in 100L still asking his papa for chop money, you never get sense yet. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Abolodje: 8:34am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Borntosmoke:This is hilariously stupid. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by chim14(m): 8:38am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Another fool |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by 100smile(m): 8:38am On Jun 27, 2023 |
So not having a bad habit makes one a simp? Hmmm, i keep learning everyday |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Alonso91(m): 8:58am On Jun 27, 2023 |
kestolove95:Thanks goodness you are not god and can never be one |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Alonso91(m): 9:00am On Jun 27, 2023 |
I'm sorry for who ever brought you into these world.... I'm really really sorry Kindly accept my SINpathy |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by GodWrites: 9:02am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Borntosmoke:You will know what you are doing to yourself when you reach 45 - 60 years. Keep damaging your body thinking you are cool. I know you are addicted, but you can be free if you are ready to face the withdrawal symptoms. From an ex stoner. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by whippersnapper(m): 9:13am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Another lunatic on the loose. Your people are in yabaleft |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by jackmrandy: 9:45am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Borntosmoke:Small pikin talk. Do you know why people smoke? There are other better stuff to take that's far more and healthy that inhaling carbon into your system. Apart from burning and inhaling it which can cause more damage to your system, there are bettter ways of doing it. Chewing, eating. So don't talk people who are not smokers of being simp. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Caleb15(m): 10:56am On Jun 27, 2023 |
On colos! On colos!! On colos!!! |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by tobby20: 11:53am On Jun 27, 2023 |
GodWrites:Actually na friends and sometimes the urges becomes stronger Cc. I smoke almost anything |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by Baronthecelebri(m): 11:55am On Jun 27, 2023 |
I don't smoke, but I'm not a simple, I use weed to indomie and beans |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by talented321: 11:56am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Manchi oil dey your head. I can see you are from a responsible family. All thanks to your parents. Broke and dull people think weed is bad Borntosmoke: |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by DaddyRochie1642: 12:06pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
GodWrites:Nothing will happen to him when he reaches that 40-60years old. Although I always accompany my smoking session with some cool evergreen herbal green tea ![]() |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by GodWrites: 12:32pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
DaddyRochie1642:Evergreen herbal tea. Keep deceiving yourself. Smoking in tars into your body every day has consequences, and not even a green tea will help you. You know it's harmful for you, but as an addict you will always rationalise why you should keep smoking. Challenge yourself. Go a week without it and see how addicted you are. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by GodWrites: 12:34pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
tobby20:Then stay away from such friends if you love yourself. If you don't, your body will fail you when you need it the most. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by pansophist(m): 12:36pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
A fool is known by his words. |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by keymatt(m): 12:59pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
Yabaleft escapee at it again. ![]() |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by OtuologyProf(m): 1:11pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
Mental illness is a common phenomenon among H.sapien. we all may be having one challenge or the other, so no blame Op. When you shout "go and read your books" while watching an erotic movie scene, you could be having some form of mental illness.." |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by DaddyRochie1642: 1:28pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
GodWrites:You probably stopped smoking because of the nature of your job to avoid drug test and ish. Marijuana is the safest of them all and you know it. Quit the preaching ![]() |
| Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by GodWrites: 1:30pm On Jun 27, 2023 |
DaddyRochie1642:I don't have a job. Enjoy your marijuana in peace. Only you can change yourself. |
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