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Cruelty of our times!

YouAreFinished:
Imagine being this scared of being poisoned to death by your friends. You shouldn't be keeping such in the first place. One way or the other you'll still get poisoned if they're serious.

The worse thing is you won't know what's in their mind until they execute it. That's why you have to be very careful.

My brother no body poison anybody; Na long trout"" person go dey smoke,drink and chop pepper-soup (pepper meat)with spirit! Why u no go choke urself.

Wetin u de drag with friends wey make him want poison you? You no know say, get to stay away from such people,when u get such feelings?‽

GloriousGbola:
My man Nazgul.
We need another set of rules for dates with dangerous chicks. I know you will deliver. Do it for the culture.

Lol... that one na small thing. Hopefully by this time tomorrow, I'll be done with it.

Nazgul:
The rule of the thumb when drinking with your so called friends are as follows...

1. Always finish your drink before going to urinate.

2. Never drink from a glass whenever you're drinking with more than one person, always request for straw.

3. After coming back from the toilet, and you want another drink, request for another straw as well. Don't use the same straw you left behind.

4. Never discuss your success with friends over a drink. It's most likely going to stir up their envy.

5. Don't join them in eating anything you didn't personally order for, be it meat, ponmo, gizzard, chicken, pepper soup...etc.

If you follow these rules, you'll live long.

Gbam

Nobleou:
I no dey leave my drink if i de go piss, all my friends knw dat one.

Na my normal culture b dat

MOD: I no fit collect anything wey u no buy for my presence drink, cus u fit don take d antidote beforehand

Hmmm

Midex88:
Just asking. What's the essence of the straw

Cos it's very easy to drop something inside a glass cup within seconds. Besides, It's for your safety. Beer palours don't wash their glass cups properly. Most just rinse it with water after being used by previous customers then bring to you. So if someone with a transmittable disease makes use of it there's a high possibility that you can be infected.

Lat1ene:
May God save us from evill people

There is no friend anywhere, everyone is sticking around for something,

Your last statement is deep. However, there are a few exceptions.

Oritna94:
Drink ke? Wetin concern me with drink. Waste of time to be honest.

We're in the same quote

Skyview01:
You go don die before you realize it was your friend. Too late

Meobizy is right. People are most times too blinded by fickle sentiments to differentiate between real friends and foes. I see friendship as a bandwagon effect of societal imposition. My circle of "friends" is almost nonexistent, but the few I have can take a bullet for me, rather than put one through me. I have put them through fire and brimstone to come to this conclusion and even at that, my guards are not down. The moment I discern any negative vibe, I bail.

ibechris:
Pls, there is a growing menace of friends poisoning their friends at beer parlours, lounge or bars.

Watch out especially now that begging has increase among peers, friends and family members and close allies.

Just this morning my class mate was pronounced dead, as he was poisoned and left to die.

I saw another video of recent which was prior to this news, where a guy was poisoned and he died in an inhumane manner...vomiting blood and all sort before a doctor pronounced him dead.

Pls, watch and drink smart before the unthinkable happens.

People are just not happy seeing u do well.
Don't get it twisted as most people think it should be them and not u that is successful.

Be wise.

This here happened to a close friend of mine about three months ago. It was only God's grace and divine mercy that saved him, he spent over two months in the hospital!

Friends, please let's be careful out there. Not everyone smiling at you is your friend, please be guided!😌😌😌✌🏼✌🏼

If you have enemies as friends just say it. These is how you people started calling village and old people evil.

Nazgul:
The rule of the thumb when drinking with your so called friends are as follows...

1. Always finish your drink before going to urinate.

2. Never drink from a glass whenever you're drinking with more than one person, always request for straw.

3. After coming back from the toilet, and you want another drink, request for another straw as well. Don't use the same straw you left behind.

4. Never discuss your success with friends over a drink. It's most likely going to stir up their envy.

5. Don't join them in eating anything you didn't personally order for, be it meat, ponmo, gizzard, chicken, pepper soup...etc.

If you follow these rules, you'll live long.

Spot on.

And if you can avoid drinking in the pub, if you must, buy your drinks and do the shayo at home and not with so called friends.

For the moniker up there with the objective comments, give it time...

Skyview01:
You go don die before you realize it was your friend. Too late

any poor african man that died is kill by someone except rich man

Ezmans:
any poor african man that died is kill by someone except rich man

Especially in the absence of an autopsy to determine true cause of death.

Slynation:
There are rules for drinking in public places...

Number one rule : make sure you empty your bottle and glass cup before going out to pee and always cover your glass cup with either your phone or the glass cover...!!

Curious to understand, why cover with your phone or glass cover and not something else ?
I'm curious to know.

ChybuzzDD:
How did you know objectively they were poisoned?
Alcohol can't trigger off a cardiac arrhythmia, arrest and death?
Alcohol can't trigger off an acute gastric erosion, perforation, vomiting of blood(haematemesis), haemorrhagic shock and death?

guy rest, how many have you witnessed.

Evboesi:
Keeping friends has nothing to do with wealth my brother, in fact they will even distract you from your goals, many introverts are billionaires all over the world. E fit even get money pass you wey dae talk

Not keeping friends has nothing to do with being poor, you are poor because your priorities are misplaced, because you are not focused on your goal enough

Most introverts are good as ceo and they usually perform awkwardly at 9 to 5

You don’t have to keep friends to get jobs for your kids, if you have enough money you can buy it out in Nigeria, if you already have money you can set them up as a big person.

What are you doing at the police station?what is wrong with your wife or family members coming to bail you up.

There is no defence in friendship, friendship is all about selfish interest, 99% of friends will ditch you when they no longer get what they want from you, look closely that friend staying with you is getting something from you, maybe companionship, finance, may even be eating from your wife’s honey pot , and when it cease, that friend will ditch you

Friends can put you in trouble, can make you spend unnecessarily. Money that should be placed into profitable ventures.

Let's talk about Nigeria..

Stop dreaming..

Face reality..

What if the parents die bf dia kids grow up?

Who will buy the jobs for their kids?


The problem is we cant differentiate between playing friends and real friends..

You need people to survive in Africa..

Only your vote can't make you win any elective position..

Djswad:
Honestly it’s be coming rampant imagine some brought food for my cousin during these ile ya period and they choose not to eat it and have it to the dogs , hours latter the two dogs started behaving weird and they eventually dead. Just imagine it was human that ate the food what would have happened ontop watin . Ppl are desperately wicked

Are you serious?

MightySparrow:
Ikú ogun nii pa akínkanjú, iku odo níí pa òmùwẹ̀. Iku májelé níí pa alatẹnujẹ.


If you don't understand, ask ifa on Google.

Wa só ríre omo iya.
Ọnà ọfun wọn ni ọnà orun

Jeezuzpick:
This "spiritual" we are always shouting about here, don't people in the West and the developed world have it?

Abi spirit no dey US ni?

They are not "spiritual" like us, yet they live better lives than us. They even live longer.

Yinmu Just be looking.
Spiritual is real my brother, no follow them talk say, no spiritual abeg

LikeAking:
Sorry!

If you know keep friends you ar doomed.

Friendship are a from defence, wealth, everything thing.

Some times you fit advise your pikin, him no listen, but if you friend advise am him go listen.

Who will help yakids secure jobs in this economy..

Oga use your head

In Nigeria socialization is very necessary, else you will suffer.

If police look you up today, who will come to bail you?

Your wife?

Your wife and children no go give you contract, be wise.

Unless you have chosen to be poor.

Just helping you.

friendship doesn't work for everybody, don't force it,have few friends bcoz no be by having dozen of friends but trusted ones,na still friends fit make police lock you up

FOOTSOLDIER2:
But do people go about carrying poisons in their pockets anywhere they go ?

how much your brother get for him account?

Evboesi:
Keeping friends has nothing to do with wealth my brother, in fact they will even distract you from your goals, many introverts are billionaires all over the world. E fit even get money pass you wey dae talk

Not keeping friends has nothing to do with being poor, you are poor because your priorities are misplaced, because you are not focused on your goal enough

Most introverts are good as ceo and they usually perform awkwardly at 9 to 5

You don’t have to keep friends to get jobs for your kids, if you have enough money you can buy it out in Nigeria, if you already have money you can set them up as a big person.

What are you doing at the police station?what is wrong with your wife or family members coming to bail you up.

There is no defence in friendship, friendship is all about selfish interest, 99% of friends will ditch you when they no longer get what they want from you, look closely that friend staying with you is getting something from you, maybe companionship, finance, may even be eating from your wife’s honey pot , and when it cease, that friend will ditch you

Friends can put you in trouble, can make you spend unnecessarily. Money that should be placed into profitable ventures.

you really educated him

sallazlee:
Wa só ríre omo iya.
Ọnà ọfun wọn ni ọnà orun

Omoluabi

meobizy:
Anybody who poisons you is not your friend.

See as you talk am, like say you go get opportunity to choose whether to die or not

specialmati:
for them that drinks , still looking for the nutritional value that those beers will add to my life

Happiness bro

meobizy:
Anybody who poisons you is not your friend.

After e don kill u

People are wicked.

This is a stern warning most especially to guys that lose their senses when they see beer or alcoholic drinks.

What gladdens you in that shit? I see beer same way I see soft drinks. If I can't take more than one plastic of Pepsi, I see no reason taking more than one bottle of beer. As a matter of fact both beer and Pepsi I don't take. When I go out I just stay on a bottle of water.

I have a friend I always warn. This guy has so much friends and drinks alot but the issue is that on a table he can leave his bottle then come back to continue.

Whenever I am around him, since I don't drink, my mind is always at alert and I am conscious of him. Once he opens his drink and leaves it to pee, I just fix my gaze on the bottle till he returns. Sometimes I'd hold the bottle, sometimes I will tell him to go with his drink.

Anytime I get distracted and remove my eyes from his drink, I don't allow him to take it, I just pour it away.


We are childhood friends and in our early 30s but he still has refused to learn. He drinks too much and is very careless about it and to think that his Dad died through poison in his drink, I am afraid that my friend didn't learn anything. What will happen if I am not around him?

That guy trust everybody even the stupid friends he clubs and drinks with

Nazgul:
The rule of the thumb when drinking with your so called friends are as follows...

1. Always finish your drink before going to urinate.

2. Never drink from a glass whenever you're drinking with more than one person, always request for straw.

3. After coming back from the toilet, and you want another drink, request for another straw as well. Don't use the same straw you left behind.

4. Never discuss your success with friends over a drink. It's most likely going to stir up their envy.

5. Don't join them in eating anything you didn't personally order for, be it meat, ponmo, gizzard, chicken, pepper soup...etc.

If you follow these rules, you'll live long.

na by force to drink?

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