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As the topic implies, there are some prayer requests that sound strange and funny. Though the requests sometimes are bibilical but some extremist twist it to their satisfaction that you would be wondering what type of prayer is this that sounds more like a curse.
One of the popular ones is, Lord, don't give my helper rest of mind until he/she helps me. Some people usually quote Samuel 16:11. This is where Samuel said nobody will sit down till David comes. Some people now think that since Samuel could not sit down till the arrival of David, their helpers too must not have rest of mind unless they have helped them.

What are the funny prayer request(s) you've ever heard that left your mouth ajar?
Happy Sunday

'Lord, Tinubu shouldn't win this election.'

I heard a man praying thay his enemies children should die unexpectedly, I was laughing becuase his mother might be one of his enemies, so he is likely going to die unexpectedly

"This administration will favour me."

Prayers..
The wishful thinking of delusional minds..
Featuring a god that does nothing..
Takes no blame when nothing is achieved..
But gets all the glory when something is done..✍🏾

God please let helinues think normal

Lack of family training

Damnnn niggar

Oluwa bless your boy if not me and you go get problem

Oh God, let bobriskyy repent.
Oh God, let our politicians hate corruption like mad

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You hav a dick appointment and you are praying for journey mercies.
You are a yahoo boy lying and full of fraud but praying to God to make your client pay or borrow money to send to you.
You are doing exam malpractice and praying to God not to be caught.
You de go olosho house and you wan knack raw and praying to God to protect you from STDs and STIs.

... The list is endless

Kill my enemies ...
Fall n Die Die Die
Holy ghost fire burn them

Such prayers come from the place of ignorance

People can just be mean

Amin ooo Jesu 🙏.

Lord, silently wake up all my helpers from sleep and let him/her keep thinking of the best way to help me to YOUR satisfaction in Jesus name 🙏.

Esther 6:1-10

Lord may this administration favor me and my family... Amen

"Dear God, Let NEPA bring light "
That prayer that year, Smiles!!

"Devil die by fire in the name of Jesus" What kind of ignorance and mental illness is that?

Worse is educated folks will be screaming this prayer at top of the voice

Women and their wonders

immortalcrown:
"This administration will favour me."

is not a funny prayer don't take it soif you believe it will come to pass,Ur survival is in God's hands not individual or government policies

1.That Tinubu should die before swearing in-Made by a Doctor Colleague.We even bet self,because she was so sure that her prayer would be answered.

2.That Tinubu should be arrested on the day of inauguration-by who for God sake? 😆

3.That All other class members should score 65/70 why he scored 69/70-Made by a colleague in medical school

4.I have once heard a 5yr old boy praying that he did't want to grow up so that angels will not start writing down his sins 😆

O Lord, let Yorubas stop hatred and antagony for Igbos.

Bullionaire:
O Lord, let Yorubas stop hatred and antagony for Igbos.

Yorubas are also praying that God should save Igbo people from persecutory delusion and Victim mentality.

Nobody hate you people, you just have serious psychosis!...you even have capgrass syndrome (Google it and relate it with your jubril sudan believe)

When I was in the high school. We were in the assembly praying. While I was praying to get higher scores and come first in the class, my friend was praying to fail so that he will repeat class and the girl in SS1 would me in SS2. He eventually failed.

Impossibility is nothing

Imagine

donbenie:
Prayers..
The wishful thinking of delusional minds..
Featuring a god that does nothing..
Takes no blame when nothing is achieved..
But gets all the glory when something is done..✍🏾

Nah dem

Any man or woman that does not want my progress, fall down and die.



Christians and their god have killed a lot of people. When you hear people say, "that woman just slump die" that's the outcome of Their wicked prayers.

Seun seun seun

Just another reminder that you should make a private thread for Christians just like you have for the muslims

Daalu.

Calling holy ghost fire to destroy someone