Silentgroper:
Asking God to provide. husband for you ...



Sounds really ridiculous..


When God already gave you all you needed to get a husband...

donbenie:
Prayers..
The wishful thinking of delusional minds..
Featuring a god that does nothing..
Takes no blame when nothing is achieved..
But gets all the glory when something is done..✍🏾

Redomi:
I heard a man praying thay his enemies children should die unexpectedly, I was laughing becuase his mother might be one of his enemies, so he is likely going to die unexpectedly

Johnholt909:
When I was in the high school. We were in the assembly praying. While I was praying to get higher scores and come first in the class, my friend was praying to fail so that he will repeat class and the girl in SS1 would me in SS2. He eventually failed.

BarrElChapo:


Re-read what you wrote ? Do you understand it ?

sugaslim:

Nah dem

phemmyfour:
Kill my enemies ...
Fall n Die Die Die

Such prayers come from the place of ignorance

Mummytoo:

When they pray for enemies to die, I thought is the evil spirit, not humans

Pls explain ur point

Exmilitant:
'Lord, Tinubu shouldn't win this election.'

Btruth:
Amin ooo Jesu 🙏.

Lord, silently wake up all my helpers from sleep and let him/her keep thinking of the best way to help me to YOUR satisfaction in Jesus name 🙏.

Esther 6:1-10

immortalcrown:
"This administration will favour me."

Olaolex:
As the topic implies, there are some prayer requests that sound strange and funny. Though the requests sometimes are bibilical but some extremist twist it to their satisfaction that you would be wondering what type of prayer is this that sounds more like a curse.
One of the popular ones is, Lord, don't give my helper rest of mind until he/she helps me. Some people usually quote Samuel 16:11. This is where Samuel said nobody will sit down till David comes. Some people now think that since Samuel could not sit down till the arrival of David, their helpers too must not have rest of mind unless they have helped them.

What are the funny prayer request(s) you've ever heard that left your mouth ajar?
Happy Sunday

Drilled:

Akwamkpuruamu:
Here to read comments.

You hav a dick appointment and you are praying for journey mercies.
You are a yahoo boy lying and full of fraud but praying to God to make your client pay or borrow money to send to you.
You are doing exam malpractice and praying to God not to be caught.
You de go olosho house and you wan knack raw and praying to God to protect you from STDs and STIs.

... The list is endless

Redomi:
I heard a man praying thay his enemies children should die unexpectedly, I was laughing becuase his mother might be one of his enemies, so he is likely going to die unexpectedly

Basic123:
1.That Tinubu should die before swearing in-Made by a Doctor Colleague.We even bet self,because she was so sure that her prayer would be answered.

2.That Tinubu should be arrested on the day of inauguration-by who for God sake?

3.That All other class members should score 65/70 why he scored 69/70-Made by a colleague in medical school

4.I have once heard a 5yr old boy praying that he did't want to grow up so that angels will not start writing down his sins 😆

immortalcrown:
"This administration will favour me."