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Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Negroid001(op): 11:07am On Aug 08, 2023
I once visited my one of my big bro, he is igbo and a fanatic catholic. He doesn't joke with his rosary and statues. On this particular day, i mistakenly knocked down his jesus on the cross statue, he went bonkers. When i picked the statue up, embossed at the bottom stand were the words "made in china". Jokes on all catholic folks. I checked the other totems and all and it was the same made in china. A country that doesn't believe in Jesus is mass producing your idols for you. And you're gullible to defend something that's not yours.
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Dtruthspeaker: 11:23am On Aug 08, 2023
Negroid001:
I once visited my one of my big bro, he is igbo and a fanatic catholic. He doesn't joke with his rosary and statues. On this particular day, i mistakenly knocked down his jesus on the cross statue, he went bonkers. When i picked the statue up, embossed at the bottom stand were the words "made in china". Jokes on all catholic folks. I checked the other totems and all and it was the same made in china. A country that doesn't believe in Jesus is mass producing your idols for you. And you're gullible to defend something that's not yours.
grin i understand but it would not be good to mock them since they are staying quietly in their place.
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Negroid001(op): 11:29am On Aug 08, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
grin i understand but it would not be good to mock them since they are staying quietly in their place.
Dem no fit talk pim.
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by KnownUnknown: 11:30am On Aug 08, 2023
Negroid001:
I once visited my one of my big bro, he is igbo and a fanatic catholic. He doesn't joke with his rosary and statues. On this particular day, i mistakenly knocked down his jesus on the cross statue, he went bonkers. When i picked the statue up, embossed at the bottom stand were the words "made in china". Jokes on all catholic folks. I checked the other totems and all and it was the same made in china. A country that doesn't believe in Jesus is mass producing your idols for you. And you're gullible to defend something that's not yours.
Lmao. They just like the European idols better because they are slave minded.
Later in they will start bleating about “idolatry” and “paganism” as if their delusion is any different.
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Negroid001(op): 11:35am On Aug 08, 2023
KnownUnknown:
Lmao. They just like the European idols better because they are slave minded.
Later in they will start bleating about “idolatry” and “paganism” as if their delusion is any different.
Bro funny thing be say part of 10 commandments na thou shall not bow down to any other God except me.
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by KnownUnknown: 11:45am On Aug 08, 2023
Negroid001:
Bro funny thing be say part of 10 commandments na thou shall not bow down to any other God except me.
Psycho god was jealous and didn’t want other gods to received sacrifices.
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Maynman: 12:02pm On Aug 08, 2023
Negroid001:
Bro funny thing be say part of 10 commandments na thou shall not bow down to any other God except me.
Who was this god referring to, is it the isrealites?
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Negroid001(op): 12:04pm On Aug 08, 2023
Maynman:
Who was this god referring to, is it the isrealites?
Obviously who else?
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Maynman:
Negroid001:
Obviously who else?
It is to be used among the Israelites ONLY. Face your own culture deity.
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Negroid001(op): 12:09pm On Aug 08, 2023
Maynman:
It is to used among the Israelites ONLY. Face your own culture deity.
What are you saying. Stop confusing yourself
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Maynman: 12:10pm On Aug 08, 2023
Negroid001:
What are you saying. Stop confusing yourself
Okay, yahweh worshipper.
Re: Jokes On Catholic Folks. by Dtruthspeaker: 12:43pm On Aug 08, 2023
Negroid001:
Dem no fit talk pim.
grin Dem no fit na. Dem no the gadabrushing dem go chop if dem come out kon show demsef. grin
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