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Storypot:
I applied for a farm job through my street dude, he informed me there was an opening at the place where he worked and the pay was a little above current minimum wage. A week.later I was talking on the phone with the manager who had rang me up that morning and then made arrangements to see him the next day. Next day, I met with him and after a bit back and forth with conversations, he gave me the job and asked if I could start immediately as they were short staffed a bit and needed hands. I started the job immediately and the man handed me over to one of the other boys and that one introduced me to other guys who worked there and took me to a section of the farm where I was going to be working. My job was to always collect all the was laid by the chicks. It was a very big space and I'd say they'd have close to 600 chickens in this particular section. So i,d step in there with the chickens and manually pick and crate the eggs. As the Dude was explaining things to me etc the boss came around with his inspection calls and they asked me to demonstrate what the Dude had explained to me.. they wanted to see if I understood. I stepped into the cage/ barn whatever the name was and then the chickens started making their helish intruder noises and then one of them charged at me.. I didnt know if it charged at me or it was merely running my way.. I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp. Omo the owner wan craze. He almost got me arrested. Kicking the chicken, I forgot I was at work.

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stylishwears:
This is so funny...op u a good writer
I wish u could write a marketing pitch for me

I can

You should have applied to be a striker at any football club.

I am in prospectively

Wodu89:
The guy is a master at writing stories. I may employ him to write stories as.i intend starting a radio comedy series and need story writers


You should see his other thread for another story

Clinghton:
You should have applied to be a striker at any football club.

Haha

Storypot:
Yes, the problem was, I have never seen so many chicks clustered in one place in my life, it was anxiety..i felt like the whole space was closing in on me and this chickens..i mean I felt like if I went any further, one of them would swallow me. They were that big! So next time if they charged at me we would box instead of that Cristiano Ronald type chicken shot!!!

Haaa hahaha I like your use of words and narrative style

RoadMozart:
Comrade

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If this is real bro, then that place wasn't for you to be sincere, since you are scare of those birds na

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Storypot:
I applied for a farm job through my street dude, he informed me there was an opening at the place where he worked and the pay was a little above current minimum wage. A week.later I was talking on the phone with the manager who had rang me up that morning and then made arrangements to see him the next day. Next day, I met with him and after a bit back and forth with conversations, he gave me the job and asked if I could start immediately as they were short staffed a bit and needed hands. I started the job immediately and the man handed me over to one of the other boys and that one introduced me to other guys who worked there and took me to a section of the farm where I was going to be working. My job was to always collect all the was laid by the chicks. It was a very big space and I'd say they'd have close to 600 chickens in this particular section. So i,d step in there with the chickens and manually pick and crate the eggs. As the Dude was explaining things to me etc the boss came around with his inspection calls and they asked me to demonstrate what the Dude had explained to me.. they wanted to see if I understood. I stepped into the cage/ barn whatever the name was and then the chickens started making their helish intruder noises and then one of them charged at me.. I didnt know if it charged at me or it was merely running my way.. I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp. Omo the owner wan craze. He almost got me arrested. Kicking the chicken, I forgot I was at work.

Op, you're very funny!
Ordinary chicken that doesn't have teeth charging at you and you became scared...Waoh!

What if it was a bush baby, hyena or lion that charged at you, hell would have been loose, right?

In short, you're not ready for work.

AI generated story

123papas:
AI generated story

I wrote it myself check my other threads Mr Ai head

Storypot:
I wrote it myself check my other threads Mr Ai head

Don’t insult me. That story is definitely not true or you.

123papas:
Don’t insult me. That story is definitely not true or you.

Its fiction dude.. are you not seeing my username...omo comon sense should be commom na

I am sure you are lacking sense, storyteller

Storypot:
Its fiction dude.. are you not seeing my username...omo comon sense should be commom na

123papas:
I am sure you are lacking sense, storyteller

Youre just too slow for this piece. A.I head!

Speedy racer, Carry first with your farm work