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What if she fainted? This is hard play
This post was created during Buhari era when 50kg bag rice was sold for #22,000 now Mr Tinubu is choking Nigerians with his Renewed Shege agenda.

First to do no dey pain.. I wish I could see her face shouting and scared 🤣🤣🤣

It looked scarier with the kid wearing the costume.

😂 😂 😂 😂

That is an expensive joke o brother. Abeg no try am again because this life no get duplicate.

If am your wife, I will not give you food for one week, Oga you wicked, lol

There was no cheating before u idiots decided to adopt the ways and lifestyle of the white man that is now proudly gay

Prepare your mind, she will prank you in future as revenge.

Coly2012:
If am your wife, I will not give you food for one week, Oga you wicked, lol

Me he no go see my toto for 2 months

LoL don't do that shyte anymore otherwise you could end up getting shot.

Reason why my pestle is kept close to my pillow. Better skull smashing na wetin you for see collect for my hand

Erekere...Anu e shey mi

Lol, "wiket" guy.
You got her well.

Well, one thing I picked from this is day you and ur wife have a healthy marriage that is devoid of boredom. That's good to know. Sha don't forget to soften her the more with a nice dinner in a cool restaurant

englishmart:
Something tells me you are not a good father and husband

Pls go and read his last thread

Na only abroad marriage fit sweet like this.

Nigerian marriage na sex and bills.

Thank God there weren't gun or knives around her....

Not someone like me wey dey ever expect....maybe ur head for don comot.

I wanted to say you're wicked, but I swear, I couldn't help but laugh.

Please o, have the discussion with your wife never to prank each other again.
Things could get out of hand in a bid to outdo the last prank.

You should thank your stars she didn’t reach for her guns first.

Unless you you guys don’t have licence for firearms in the house.

Your home seems blissful.
May your love flame keep burning.


I pranked my girl few days ago. Having told her I was not home & had the windows locked, she thought I wasn't home truly. I hid behind the door. She came in, freshened up & went straight for the bread I left on the bed. As she took a bite, I just came out of hiding. She frightenedly dropped the bread, shouting my pet name . She bin dey form superwoman, but I really got her there .

englishmart:
Something tells me you are not a good father and husband

SHUTUP!

Yen yen yen yen.

Karleb:
Na only abroad marriage fit sweet like this.

Nigerian marriage na sex and bills.

before you come back dem don tell u say Ikenna dey house wan collect lesson fee

Haaaaaaa!!! never try such again, it is not good for both of you. it is too dangerous man. on her behalf, you are fined the following items for putting her on a high jump:
1. one traditional dress
2. you must take her out for a shopping
3. you must take her out for a special dinner and
4. NL family must see evidence of carrying out your punishment

Lovely couple though, looks like a prank I will play on my gal....

Just finished watching the conjuring 2 that is the costume of the demon in the movie VALAK

It is sometimes good to get even

Lovely game,i ought to be playing this kinda of game with my woman,but person wai nver eat for this Tinubu Administration fit get straight play am so

I hate pranks too much I would injure you even after knowing it's you. Pranks are very risky and dangerous and has caused lots of damages

APOPTOSIS

Evil NUN costume! Shit! even me will scream to high heavens.

Reason almost anyone will scream their God name is because it will occur straight to you that this one don pass Wetin you go use physical power fight.

APOPTOSIS:
Hello,
I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.

Her Sin;
For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement.
I recovered and made a promise.
Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.

I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.

I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply.
On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.

Her Response;
I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her.
Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid.
No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.

For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature.
At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. .
Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.

Either you kill your wife or both of you kill youself