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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 3:23pm On Sep 04, 2023
Glithronix:

Do soft work on weekdays (Tuesday - Thursday).
Put your target @30k on weekdays, with 10k fuel in your Corolla, 30k will be met easily.

On weekends (Friday - Sunday), work with enthusiasm by putting your target @35k - 40k. 13k fuel will definitely give you that weekend gross. If you're someone who can start driving very early in the morning, you definitely will gross more than that.
Note 1: don't joke with maintenance of your car. With slightest fault signs from your car, attend to it immediately, as someone already said.
Your net profit depends on the app you're using.

Note 2: never skip Sunday's work. smiley

Much respect, baba.

@ d bolded...Which kain advise be that one? Except he is a Muslim sha

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 3:46pm On Sep 04, 2023
Pearl1910:


@ d bolded...Which kain advise be that one? Except he is a Muslim sha
My boss cheesy, whether a Christian or Muslim, Sundays work na the best.
Go church, come back home and roll out.
On a Sunday, even if one sets out in the afternoon, by the time it's 10pm, he would appreciate what he has made so far and it all comes with lesser stress.
I don't think this is new to all drivers. smiley

Much respect, sir.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dailyparrot: 4:27pm On Sep 04, 2023
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 4:43pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin



Rita Lori hotel I remember this hotel just enter their swimming pool you go see plenty olosho

Rita lorri dey boom that year

Rita lorin hotel close to our lady of fatima Catholic Church Aguda surulere also close to Nysc office son of man don miss Aguda surulere shocked

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GreatAutos(m): 5:58pm On Sep 04, 2023
Glithronix:

Do soft work on weekdays (Tuesday - Thursday).
Put your target @30k on weekdays, with 10k fuel in your Corolla, 30k will be met easily.

On weekends (Friday - Sunday), work with enthusiasm by putting your target @35k - 40k. 13k fuel will definitely give you that weekend gross. If you're someone who can start driving very early in the morning, you definitely will gross more than that.
Note 1: don't joke with maintenance of your car. With slightest fault signs from your car, attend to it immediately, as someone already said.
Your net profit depends on the app you're using.

Note 2: never skip Sunday's work. smiley

Much respect, baba.
Thanks for this bro
Respect ✊🏼

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GreatAutos(m): 5:59pm On Sep 04, 2023
Doris4ever:


Target 30k - 35k daily gross. After fuel and app commission you should have 20k daily take home. So if you work Monday - Saturday, then you should net 120k or at worse case 100k weekly. But don't forget to save for repairs. Because your car MUST be in good condition at all times.
No be lie
I will surely work with this sir
Respect ✊🏼

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Doris4ever(m): 6:01pm On Sep 04, 2023
GreatAutos:

No be lie
I will surely work with this sir
Respect ✊🏼

You're welcome
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GreatAutos(m): 6:01pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin

That thing you are holding, did you know if it was washed after usage?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 6:13pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin

Na so u go pick bomb as a sharp Guy, continue.
Una dey try oo, to search strangers belongings.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 6:19pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin
It's called a dildo_ and almost every single girl has one. Runs girl or not ... That said, what you did was wrong and very criminal. It's an invasion of her privacy. Thank whatever you worship that she didn't catch you searching her bag, and didn't catch you touching with your dirty hands, a toy that goes directly into her body. You could pass infection to her from your dirtiness. Did you also smell it, to know how it smells, if it smells like real dick, or your stupid curiousity no reach that one?

All these long story of she pay you, she no pay you would not fly if someone had caught you. You're part of the drivers giving the profession a bad name. For your own good, let it be the last time.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Doris4ever(m): 6:44pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin

I don't think is right for you to search her bag
Since she has not absconded with your money.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 6:52pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin

I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to do.... Nevertheless, what You've done is not good enough, you don't search a lady's bag, there was no reason to do that..Touching that thing should make you puke .....una dey try sha

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:20pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin

Hope you didn't smell your fingers afterwards

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 7:22pm On Sep 04, 2023
GreatAutos:


That thing you are holding, did you know if it was washed after usage?




It would be hard for him to contract any infection as far as he doesn't have an injury shocked (especially Hepatitis b and Hiv) so d niqqur is safe cool
Last two years I don kiss girl with Hiv 💋 unknown to me I still collect bj nothing do me
But he can contract something like herpes by touching that stuff

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 7:24pm On Sep 04, 2023
dav1002:


Hope you didn't smell your fingers afterwards


grin. A clean pussy has a nice smell like aloevera grin and nice 😋 salty taste except maybe d girl has infection dat would make you puke

Chai I remember that year when I dey suck my ex girlfriend pussy precious. :' precious wherever you are I miss how you squirt

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 7:27pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:
So I carried this girl from Iponri to Rita Lori hotel, Iganmu.

When we got there, the girl said she can't make transfer and doesn't have cash either, that we should withdraw at POS.

When we got to POS, she said that she forgot her ATM card in her hotel room. That I should allow her go upstairs to get it.

I told her that she has to drop her bag in the car before leaving. After much argument, she dropped the bag and went inside to get the card.

I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin

The size and girth of this Love Machine too small grin
How the thing wan take satisfy this babe maybe the girl no like mandigo Size
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IbnB: 9:01pm On Sep 04, 2023
pope191:
13 Olabiriro Street.

Na one heavy olocho squad dey stay that house
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dailyparrot: 11:20pm On Sep 04, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
It's called a dildo_ and almost every single girl has one. Runs girl or not ... That said, what you did was wrong and very criminal. It's an invasion of her privacy. Thank whatever you worship that she didn't catch you searching her bag, and didn't catch you touching with your dirty hands, a toy that goes directly into her body. You could pass infection to her from your dirtiness. Did you also smell it, to know how it smells, if it smells like real dick, or your stupid curiousity no reach that one?

All these long story of she pay you, she no pay you would not fly if someone had caught you. You're part of the drivers giving the profession a bad name. For your own good, let it be the last time.

Bro, you are insulting your mother and father and not me.

Stop forming a wise man. I didn't search her bag. I only brought the something out because it was already outside.

It's you, your wife, mother and father that are stupid. Idiot

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 11:24pm On Sep 04, 2023
Dailyparrot:


I just looked into the bag and saw something pinky staring at me. Being a bad guy and the place I was, I decided to take a second look and lo and behold, there before me is an artificial DICk grin

Me looking at you swallowing hot balls of akpu and licking your fingers joyfully while eating at Iya Mushibat’s restaurant immediately after the girl came back from her hotel room and dropped your money.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 11:58pm On Sep 04, 2023
Motivation Monday

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Doris4ever(m): 12:16am On Sep 05, 2023
Pearl1910:
Motivation Monday

Boss, I can't wait to be like you o smiley
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dovehorizon: 2:03am On Sep 05, 2023
Hope you know not everyone will be an entrepreneur, some people are better suited for the stability and security of a 9-5 job and their is absolutely nothing wrong with that, what's most important is for one to find the path that's right for him/her and not force yourself into something that's not a good fit.



Larry1960:



grin
The money small nah for where dash board of 800k/1Million per month if you less everything sef a uber driver should be earning 600k Net as far as he's not lazy

Wait boss did you say 240k na money ?
She go enter transport from that money
If I be boss on my own I enter better business why I no fit net 1Million naira per month e no go hard me I fit dey my house 24hrs while my workers go dey work for me dey generate income
Okay so during my time when I sat with the manager managing one club in Dbs Road asaba
The manager was telling me that the Don and Masters the Man was making 20Million naira weekly on sales of drink alone The manager said they make 80Million naira on drinks Monthly . Tell me why business no make sense pass being a slave to someone. Dangote sef na business man . Na make man Fit get capital If you get capital of like 20Million naira look for one business start tell me why I no go dey make profit of 800k/1MILLION naira monthly who go come expect me to go dey do salary work

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IbnB: 2:12am On Sep 05, 2023
Conner44:


Me looking at you swallowing hot balls of akpu and licking your fingers joyfully while eating at Iya Mushibat’s restaurant immediately after the girl came back from her hotel room and dropped your money.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with pússy juice afterall we all came out of a pùssy, each and every one of us...

Ido l'onibode aiye/ Obo l'omo iya 'e!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 5:27am On Sep 05, 2023
Dovehorizon:
Hope you know not everyone will be an entrepreneur, some people are better suited for the stability and security of a 9-5 job and their is absolutely nothing wrong with that, what's most important is for one to find the path that's right for him/her and not force yourself into something that's not a good fit.


Bro you wrong who told you 9-5 job has more stability and security than being an Entrepreneur/ business man The both of them have uncertainty







Bro you wrong who told you 9-5 job has more stability and security than being an Entrepreneur/business man The both of them have uncertainty

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by FASASI1(m): 9:29am On Sep 05, 2023
Larry1960:




Rita Lori hotel I remember this hotel just enter their swimming pool you go see plenty olosho

Rita lorri dey boom that year

Rita lorin hotel close to our lady of fatima Catholic Church Aguda surulere also close to Nysc office son of man don miss Aguda surulere shocked


You dey go there go mark register no lie 😂
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kingdolla: 9:43am On Sep 05, 2023
I just got my car EOD 2005 model... 4 cylinder... Pls how much can I earn on weekly. I know say na corolla for make sense pass but na this one my hand reach. and pls is there anyone using EOD for this hustle here?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 10:20am On Sep 05, 2023
FASASI1:



You dey go there go mark register no lie 😂


grin


I don repent sha I don't do hookup anymore as i dey so I dey mark register on top my new girlfriend I dey give am wototowo after I don chop better turkey

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Doris4ever(m): 10:23am On Sep 05, 2023
Beautiful day to all investors here on nairaland.

If you have a car parked, you are not driving it. Why not allow the car to make you and I money.

Investor/partner who is ready to buy a car and put it on rental or HP depending on the investors preference is welcome.

I will handle the car with utmost care, I have basic background knowledge in vehicle maintenance.

I am ready to pay weekly depending on our agreement

I will provide verifiable guarantor as needed.

I live in a gated compound, car security is guaranteed.

Location is Lagos

WhatsApp/call - 07025326910

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 11:17am On Sep 05, 2023
Kingdolla:
I just got my car EOD 2005 model... 4 cylinder... Pls how much can I earn on weekly. I know say na corolla for make sense pass but na this one my hand reach. and pls is there anyone using EOD for this hustle here?

Hmmm!!!!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dovehorizon: 11:21am On Sep 05, 2023
Some parrastal gat good security, it still comes with its risk.
Being an entrepreneur also comes with its risk as well.

I am glad you stated both have their uncertainties



Larry1960:





Bro you wrong who told you 9-5 job has more stability and security than being an Entrepreneur/business man The both of them have uncertainty

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kingdolla: 11:33am On Sep 05, 2023
dav1002:


Hmmm!!!!
boss talk na, I need una reply
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 12:00pm On Sep 05, 2023
Kingdolla:
I just got my car EOD 2005 model... 4 cylinder... Pls how much can I earn on weekly. I know say na corolla for make sense pass but na this one my hand reach. and pls is there anyone using EOD for this hustle here?

Congratulations, baba.
Weekly income is cumulative.
Na daily earning you should focus on precisely.
You NEED to set a daily target.
When you have a daily target, you will be calculative in your driving for the day and that makes it simple for you, unlike driving with no target - that looks like moving around with no aim (to me).
On a normal day hustle, a driver should be able to gross @30k (some do way more than that, even x2 self), that's why one must have a target. Na the target you set for the day will drive your determination.
Your EOD is 2.4L engine (12k fuel will give you 30k gross). Please never compromise your fuel reserve in the car.
Your net profit depends on the app you are using.
If you grossed 30k on a day work using Indrive, you are having a net profit of 15k after removing fuel money (12k) and commission (3k), by this calculation, you should know how much you are making in a week (6 days).
Once you have got the grip of the hustle, then you will know how to set your weekly target.

Much respect, boss.

Btw: me too I want to read reviews about this EOD. grin
@pearl1910, we need you here, sir. 🫡

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