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By Zlatti71 @djuric_zlatko

🇷🇺 President Vladimir Putin discussed with nuclear scientists how to choose a wife.

Putin: "Good luck to you in your study of neutrinos!"

Scientist: "And in search of a wife."

Putin: "It is not known what is more important. No, I’m not joking: you come across some girl who’s not very keen on science, and what will you do? You’ll forget about neutrinos, right?"

Scientist: "I found a formula: there must be a wife who is an architect."

Putin: "Why an architect?"

Scientist: "It’s like a person of art. You know, a building has a soul, and the architect breathes life into it. She must feel the beauty of the universe. In the same way a physicist and mathematician feels this beauty of the universe."

Putin: "She must think in images. I see. You know what, just as your institution should not be limited to some kind of stereotypes, you too - do not limit yourself to the stereotypes that she must be an architect, and that’s it. Otherwise you will run into some kind of wall. Select a person who thinks in images, and this can be a person from a variety of professions."

Scientist: "Okay, Vladimir Vladimirovich, I’ll take it into account and write it down."

Putin: “No, no, it’s only your choice”.

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This Putin is very small in size but too troublesome

Nice one

What sort of news is this. Next will be Putin teaching Russian nuclear scientists how to flush their poop.

Their problem.

Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

PrinceOfLagos:
This Putin is very small in size but too troublesome

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What’s his gps location so Ukraine can bomb the morafvcker into dust

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Country that works and know what they want.

Blacks are more concerned with their tribe being in control, irrespective of whether the person has bad track record, against another contender that will lead with the truth

This one likes noise too much…

If you want to use your nuclear weapon, use it and stop all these childish display of nuclear prowess. All I know is, even you and your families will not be spared of the consequences whenever you try to.

Fulaninigger:
Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

Ewu

Fulaninigger:
Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

You are wicked 😹

lol

Putin will never advice them to pick a woman fvcked and mounted by many men.

No one is happy with a woman he did not disvirgin, they're just pretending.

Be honest, can you talk with Putin without carefully selecting choice of your words?

It can be very difficult, to avoid problem from points misinterpretation.

Fulaninigger:
Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

Obi: I totally won the election!
INEC: Actually, you came in third place.
Obi: I object! Let's take this to court.

Court: So, Obi, what's the deal?
Obi: Your Honors, I'm here to snatch back my "so-called" mandate.

Court: Mandate, you say? Who swiped it?
Obi: INEC did! They're the culprits!

Court: INEC, care to defend your innocence?
INEC: Your Honors, Obi's just a stand-up comedian. Ask him for some proof!

Court: Obi, any witnesses to this comedy?
Obi: My devoted group, Your Honor. They're convinced I'm the champ.

Court: Dear Obidients, got any receipts?
Obidients: Well, on Twitter, we showered millions of INSULTS, ABUSES & CURSES on Obi's rivals, but INEC missed the memo.

Court: INEC, why the oversight?
INEC: Your Honors, we tally votes, not tweets.

Court: Obi, any other star witnesses?
Obi: My pastors!

Court: Pastors, what's your spiel?
Pastors: We prophesied Obi's win a million times, but INEC ignored our divine wisdom.

Court: INEC, any comment on this prophecy?
INEC: Your Honors, we're vote counters, not fortune tellers.

Court: Obi, so your A-team is the social media insult champs and the pulpit prophets?
Obi: Yep, that's my dream team! 😂

Court: Well then, Obi, your mandate is with the Twitter trolls and the pulpit preachers. You can be the President of Insults and Prophecies!

CASE DISMISSED! 😂😂

Putin is so witty #respect

I thought Putin was supposed to be a devil? That's a nice dialogue.

Putin my man.

Putin is a true definition of Odogwu

He probably said this because a lot of scientists are socially awkward or inept.

He wants the nerds to move with their fellow nerds, doesn't want them to lose focus.

Hmm..

This man is dining with d devil

AllenSpencer:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

What’s his gps location so Ukraine can bomb the morafvcker into dust

You think you are invisible? You better be careful about how you talk about Putin

PurestBoy:
You think you are invisible? You better be careful about how you talk about Putin

That dwarf? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nigeria should just annoy Putin.

Vladimir Putin...

I was anxious to hear his opinion. Great he said they (wives) can be from a variety of profession as well as saying it is all a matter of their own choices.