putin my man, the almighty slayer of the America

So? Now what?

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

Obi should be a stand up comedian or skit maker

Igboslayer:
Obi: I totally won the election!
INEC: Actually, you came in third place.
Obi: I object! Let's take this to court.

Court: So, Obi, what's the deal?
Obi: Your Honors, I'm here to snatch back my "so-called" mandate.

Court: Mandate, you say? Who swiped it?
Obi: INEC did! They're the culprits!

Court: INEC, care to defend your innocence?
INEC: Your Honors, Obi's just a stand-up comedian. Ask him for some proof!

Court: Obi, any witnesses to this comedy?
Obi: My devoted group, Your Honor. They're convinced I'm the champ.

Court: Dear Obidients, got any receipts?
Obidients: Well, on Twitter, we showered millions of INSULTS, ABUSES & CURSES on Obi's rivals, but INEC missed the memo.

Court: INEC, why the oversight?
INEC: Your Honors, we tally votes, not tweets.

Court: Obi, any other star witnesses?
Obi: My pastors!

Court: Pastors, what's your spiel?
Pastors: We prophesied Obi's win a million times, but INEC ignored our divine wisdom.

Court: INEC, any comment on this prophecy?
INEC: Your Honors, we're vote counters, not fortune tellers.

Court: Obi, so your A-team is the social media insult champs and the pulpit prophets?
Obi: Yep, that's my dream team! 😂

Court: Well then, Obi, your mandate is with the Twitter trolls and the pulpit preachers. You can be the President of Insults and Prophecies!

CASE DISMISSED! 😂😂

backtovillage:

You are wicked 😹

Fulaninigger:
Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

like your father

Fulaninigger:
Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

like your father

Fulaninigger:
Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

I see you're a FULANI, ESN is waiting for you inside our forest.
You like green grass Right? Come to our forest and eat one.
Make we blala your Yansh, like Muhammed blala Ayisha Yansh

PrinceOfLagos:
This Putin is very small in size but too troublesome

Wike, Ribadu, Oshiomole, El-Rufai ....

I never see a short Man who is not troublesome.

Uzodinma also seem like a short man...

My babe must be a mathematician........no compromise

Sabadon:
Putin is so witty #respect

He's a mass murderer. He bombs hospitals, schools, theaters and supermarkets, usually in the day time.

Putin doesn’t give 2 f*cks about insults, he is still doing his thing
.. All of you insulting him, he doesn't even know you people sef, why waste your time?

jeromestarks:
Putin will never advice them to pick a woman fvcked and mounted by many men.

No one is happy with a woman he did not disvirgin, they're just pretending.

True
But this is.so deep

WriterNig:
👍🏻Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

Linking Nazi with US and NATO can get you in trouble. Telling people to share to show support for it can get you in greater trouble.

WriterNig:
👍🏻Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

USA na father anytime, no be by like and share.

Does he have one? 🤷

Kudoz to Putin

Onlinebar:
My babe must be a mathematician........no compromise

"In Putin's voice": find someone who is good with numbers, so you have a wider range of option fields, not necessarily a mathematician."

PrinceOfLagos:
This Putin is very small in size but too troublesome

Small people always suffer from Napoleon complex. That's one feature about them.

As much as I dislike some of Putin’s approach to issues however, I can’t but admire his deep passion for anything Russia. He is obsessed with Russia and I hope African leaders could be half as obsessed with their home countries the way he does Russia.

look the person dem dey say him dey loose....

Fulaninigger:
Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

U are a troublemaker

PrinceOfLagos:
This Putin is very small in size but too troublesome

If you know him very well, you will notice that he is not troublesome, he lives by basic principles. His approach is fatalism to life threatening issues and systems.

The other western leader is lecturing how to connect nut and nut together so they can reduce human population

Raskimonojendor:
What sort of news is this. Next will be Putin teaching Russian nuclear scientists how to flush their poop.

You are wrong. The next one would be Putin teaching russian soldiers how to last long in bed.

Fulaninigger:
Like SE, very small in size but troublesome

Erosion and potopoto will soon finish the remaining land

And Almajiri,cow dung and terrorism will finish your remaining land as well.

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Igboslayer:
Obi: I totally won the election!
INEC: Actually, you came in third place.
Obi: I object! Let's take this to court.

Court: So, Obi, what's the deal?
Obi: Your Honors, I'm here to snatch back my "so-called" mandate.

Court: Mandate, you say? Who swiped it?
Obi: INEC did! They're the culprits!

Court: INEC, care to defend your innocence?
INEC: Your Honors, Obi's just a stand-up comedian. Ask him for some proof!

Court: Obi, any witnesses to this comedy?
Obi: My devoted group, Your Honor. They're convinced I'm the champ.

Court: Dear Obidients, got any receipts?
Obidients: Well, on Twitter, we showered millions of INSULTS, ABUSES & CURSES on Obi's rivals, but INEC missed the memo.

Court: INEC, why the oversight?
INEC: Your Honors, we tally votes, not tweets.

Court: Obi, any other star witnesses?
Obi: My pastors!

Court: Pastors, what's your spiel?
Pastors: We prophesied Obi's win a million times, but INEC ignored our divine wisdom.

Court: INEC, any comment on this prophecy?
INEC: Your Honors, we're vote counters, not fortune tellers.

Court: Obi, so your A-team is the social media insult champs and the pulpit prophets?
Obi: Yep, that's my dream team! 😂

Court: Well then, Obi, your mandate is with the Twitter trolls and the pulpit preachers. You can be the President of Insults and Prophecies!

CASE DISMISSED! 😂😂

WriterNig:
By Zlatti71 @djuric_zlatko

🇷🇺 President Vladimir Putin discussed with nuclear scientists how to choose a wife.

He's teaching them how not to marry a Delilah

PrinceOfLagos:
This Putin is very small in size but too troublesome

Small pepper na eim dey pepper pass.

AllenSpencer:


That dwarf? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

sha don't come/move/stay close me for the next 48 hrs.Eyes are on you from moscow