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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Magnoliaa(f): 11:17pm On Nov 07, 2023
My babe is clear. grin


Even GWR want make she come again, because they know the fooooorce she is!

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by reccy(m): 11:23pm On Nov 07, 2023
iamoyindamola:
You can only feel for our resident sheikh
His state is about to be rule over by miscreants
No one is okay but they will still have to settle for one, instead Palestine is our headache

You know no wan free my bro. You Sha dy drag am upandan

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by reccy(m): 11:31pm On Nov 07, 2023
raumdeuter:


Na you wey get alternate means of income and city dwellers fit talk like that o. Enter village and see how people dey broke.

Woman wey dey sell pepper or roast corn/yam wey her entire tray of goods is like 2k or man wey be alabaru/alagbaro (Those wey dem dey hire to carry load or hire to farm). That 2k or 5k is very material to them
Regular 25yr old girl for one village wey go nack one smelly Alhaji for 1k dem come offer her 3k to vote Dino or Bello lite
Vote Dino or Vote Yahaya.. 2 horrible choices One of them comes with 5k the other with 1k

No brainer!!

When poverty long well well, some things become big time luxury. like listening to manifesto or asking for their plans when urgent 2k can fix it

Nah my state you finish laidis??

Bello, see yah life!!

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by reccy(m): 11:51pm On Nov 07, 2023
The choice before us was not made by us. It was made by those people who put us in this messy lives. Now, we are strucked to either vote for any or remain with Chief thug.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblemm: 12:44am On Nov 08, 2023
lipsrsealed https://nypost.com/2023/11/07/news/hamas-leaders-worth-11bn-live-luxury-lives-in-qatar/

hamas leaders out here balling, encouraging the foolish ones to risk their lives.

They're in the tunnels , sweating knowing any moment they could be killed.


Real leaders show example by being at the front line cheesy,not chilling in luxurious hotels.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 1:19am On Nov 08, 2023
Ban things lipsrsealed
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 5:42am On Nov 08, 2023
Niger state say dem want 13% oil derivation revenue simply because River Niger flow from their state to the delta where crude oil is in abundance . 🤷🏼‍♂️

https://www.nairaland.com/7903697/niger-state-demands-13-derivation
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 5:44am On Nov 08, 2023
BlueRayDick:
Niger state say dem want 13% oil derivation revenue simply because River Niger flow from their state to the delta where crude oil is in abundance . 🤷🏼‍♂️

https://www.nairaland.com/7903697/niger-state-demands-13-derivation

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 6:19am On Nov 08, 2023
izzou:


grin grin grin grin

Na only God know wetin the governor smoke wey make am dey reason like that

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by seankafor(m): 6:21am On Nov 08, 2023
Deadpresident I hear say Germany wan deport 14k illegal naija immigrants..

Omo, if na me, make I hear say I no sneak out in middle of the night 🌉 run away..
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 6:50am On Nov 08, 2023
Roland17:

cc: Okpansukka and other anti- west/ pan African warriors.

Kindly lend your voices



Even Victor will vote for Messi. How person wan compare samsung with tecno device?

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by kad199: 7:13am On Nov 08, 2023
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Ballzproblemm:
I dey for you blud I no run go anywhere, when I dey in mood I go drag you pass gen rope grin
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 7:30am On Nov 08, 2023
BlueRayDick:
Niger state say dem want 13% oil derivation revenue simply because River Niger flow from their state to the delta where crude oil is in abundance . 🤷🏼‍♂️

https://www.nairaland.com/7903697/niger-state-demands-13-derivation

This is to tell you that these people know that the country is on the verge of total collapse. This is similar to trying to loot a building before it is demolished.

What is next? Should SW states ask for 13% derivation from everybody for the South-Westerly trade wind that brings rainfall and supports much of the agriculture in the country?

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by DeadPresidents: 7:37am On Nov 08, 2023
seankafor:
Deadpresident I hear say Germany wan deport 14k illegal naija immigrants..

Omo, if na me, make I hear say I no sneak out in middle of the night 🌉 run away..

Run go where? Unless you run out of Germany be that. Germany has a water-tight system for deporting illegals.

First of all, you must have a permit to do any legal type of work. Without a permit, your only chance of making money is working as a drug dealer, scammer or being exploited by the unscrupulous. Your employer has a duty to give you up

Next, your landlord has a duty to give you up.

Third, there’s cameras everywhere my nigga. There’s one in the entrance of every fücking apartment. Germany is a surveillance state (since the days of Hitler) and they are watching every move you make.

Them go catch you. Na just matter of when.

Your best bet na to go the legal way and take the government to court if they reject your asylum application. I know one Gambian illegal immigrant that one worked for

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by seankafor(m): 7:43am On Nov 08, 2023
DeadPresidents:


Run go where? Unless you run out of Germany be that. Germany has a water-tight system for deporting illegals.

First of all, you must have a permit to do any legal type of work. Without a permit, your only chance of making money is working as a drug dealer, scammer or being exploited by the unscrupulous. Your employer has a duty to give you up

Next, your landlord has a duty to give you up.

Third, there’s cameras everywhere my nigga. There’s one in the entrance of every fücking apartment. Germany is a surveillance state (since the days of Hitler) and they are watching every move you make.

Them go catch you. Na just matter of when.

Your best bet na to go the legal way and take the government to court if they reject your asylum application. I know one Gambian illegal immigrant that one worked for
take gorverment to court? Ontop their own country shocked

Things dey happen for obodo oyibo 😳
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by DeadPresidents: 7:48am On Nov 08, 2023
seankafor:
take gorverment to court? Ontop their own country shocked

Things dey happen for obodo oyibo 😳

Yes!

The guy carry government go court and he won. His arguments were that he has been a tax payer for the past 7 years with no criminal record and good knowledge of the language so he was fully integrated into German society.

If you’re providing value, you can argue your case and stand a chance.

If you’re a passenger and dead weight on the system, them go deport your papa!

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 7:54am On Nov 08, 2023
afrodoc2:


This is to tell you that these people know that the country is on the verge of total collapse. This is similar to trying to loot a building before it is demolished.

What is next? Should SW states ask for 13% derivation from everybody for the South-Westerly trade wind that brings rainfall and supports much of the agriculture in the country?

Yeah, it's obvious everybody just wants to get something out of the country before it eventually hits the rock.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:09am On Nov 08, 2023
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Mr Jimoh Rauf Badamosi hails from Osun State but has lived all his life in Nsukka and has most of his investments in the town. He is a perfect definition of the word Philanthropist.

Below is a list of his Philanthropic works in Nsukka.

-Built a Church for the people of Ibagwa.

-Built and Equiped Ovoko Health Center.

-Constructed over 20kms of Rd in Igboeze South LGA and beyond.

-Constructed a Beautiful Stadium in Ibagwa Aka.

-Currently constructing a Road from Umeano Junction to Odenigbo Roundabout with double drainage, Asphalting and Street Light.

-In December 2021, he gave out over 100 Motorcycles to the people of Nsukka.

https://twitter.com/ejykmykel1/status/1721435154231787612?t=JFQdaV_Z3RuRHr7F-Pa0zg&s=19

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 8:10am On Nov 08, 2023
DeadPresidents:


Yes!

The guy carry government go court and he won. His arguments were that he has been a tax payer for the past 7 years with no criminal record and good knowledge of the language so he was fully integrated into German society.

If you’re providing value, you can argue your case and stand a chance.

If you’re a passenger and dead weight on the system, them go deport your papa!
That's what we call equal rights
Not one thug threatening his fellow citizens who to vote and those living abroad didn't see anything wrong in it

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:14am On Nov 08, 2023
I had a closed-door meeting with the Minister of Works and Housing, David Umahi at his Office in Abuja.

I appealed to the Ministry to channel the funds available for the construction of the Minna-Bida road towards the construction of the Bida-Zungeru road project because the State Government has already gotten funding from the Islamic Development Bank for the Minna-Bida road project.

Also as State Government, we are willing to take over the Suleja-Minna road dualization project and complete the about 41km to Minna left and get a refund from the Federal government in due course, coupled with the dualization of the Minna-Beji road and subsequently get a refund from the Federal Government

The Minister of Works has pledged to visit Niger State to inspect the roads to give a nod for the State Government to begin construction.

- Gov. Umaru Bago [Niger State]

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:18am On Nov 08, 2023
PDP lost three Federal HOR Seats yesterday at Appeal Court to Labour Party (2) and APC (1).

LP - Barkin-Ladi/Riyom and Jos South/Jos East

APC - Langtang North/Langtang South
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amoto94(m): 8:25am On Nov 08, 2023
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amoto94(m): 8:45am On Nov 08, 2023
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amoto94(m): 9:14am On Nov 08, 2023
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amoto94(m): 9:45am On Nov 08, 2023
PRESS RELEASE

NNPC/Aiteo Joint Venture Launches Nembe Crude Oil Grade …As Export of Two 950,000 barrels Cargoes Commences

The NNPC/Aiteo Joint venture has announced the introduction of Nembe Crude Oil Grade, a new crude oil grade into the international crude oil market.

The announcement of the Nembe Crude Oil Blend, produced by Aiteo, the Operator of the NNPC/Aiteo Oil Mining Lease (OML) 29 Joint Venture (JV), was made at the ongoing Argus European Crude Conference in London, on Tuesday.

OML 29, an asset located onshore Nigeria, is operated by Aiteo Eastern Exploration & Production Ltd, Africa’s leading indigenous hydrocarbon producer, following a historic acquisition from Shell in 2014.

The Nembe Crude was previously blended with the popular Bonny Light grade and exported via the Bonny Oil & Gas Terminal.

The unique selling point of the Nembe Crude Oil grade with an API gravity was highlighted by both the Aiteo E & P and NNPC Limited Leadership at the Argus Conference in London.

The Nembe Crude Oil grade also has a low sulphur content and low carbon footprint due to flare gas elimination, fitting perfectly into the required spec of major buyers in Europe.

Two cargoes of 950,000 barrels each of the Nembe Crude Oil grade have since been exported to France and the Netherlands. With its attractive Assay of API 29 and low sulphur content, the Nembe Crude Oil grade commands a premium to the global Brent benchmark.

With the NNPC-Aiteo OML 29 JV back onstream, Nigeria now boasts of an additional crude oil export of 2 Cargoes at 950,000 barrels each per month and 1.2 Bcf of export gas monthly.

This remarkable achievement signals the commencement of activities at Nigeria’s newest crude oil terminal, the Nembe Crude Oil Export Terminal (NCOET), which was licensed in line with the extant laws and Crude Oil Terminal establishment regulations.

The terminal was conceived as a Floating Storage and Offloading Vessel (FSO) with a storage capacity of two (2) Million Barrels and the ability to offload crude oil to any export tanker from AFRAMAX to Very Large Crude Carriers (VLCC).

It has a loading capacity of 25,000 barrels per hour and will be exporting over 3.6 million barrels of Crude oil monthly at full scale of operation.

Currently, hydrocarbon production from OML 29, which was hitherto constrained due to evacuation challenges owing to the security issues around the Nembe Creek Trunk Line (NCTL) corridor, has now been debottlenecked through a collaborative and creative approach that led to the innovation of the Alternative Crude Oil Evacuation Solution.

The Argus European Crude Conference 2023 in London is a gathering of energy majors, refiners, NOCs, traders, financial institutions, and other representatives from across the global oil markets. The event also provides a critical opportunity for business leaders to connect, discuss, share and learn from one another.

Olufemi O. Soneye
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NNPC Ltd.
Abuja

07 November 2023

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amoto94(m): 9:56am On Nov 08, 2023
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by chrisooblog: 10:03am On Nov 08, 2023
Hopefully Natasha Akpoti (she looks competent small) will use her years in the senate to build support and clout back in Kogi to contest for governorship in 4 years time.

Also playing smart politics and influencing one or two federal policies to favour Kogi people will earn her extra points.

izzou:
When a state has Ododo and Melaye as the only two choices for governance, we just have to ask God to be merciful.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by chrisooblog: 10:12am On Nov 08, 2023
Melaye that was ghost mode during all of Atiku's legal battles? I doubt Abubakar who's already notorious for not sending anyone papa will move a finger to help Dino who has distanced himself anywhere.

I think Saraki should be able to show up for his boy sha but unfortunately he no get that much clout again.

GloriousGbola:


all this talk about Atiku carrying PDP - this is the litmus test. Dino spent the whole election carrying water for Atiku and playing clown hypeman

has atiku reciprocated?

who and where are the power brokers from PDP in a display of support for Dino?

i expect at a minimum saraki and Atiku to be fully on ground. if they are not then Dinos running is just for show and they have already thrown in the towel
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ChristineC: 10:41am On Nov 08, 2023
afrodoc2:


This is to tell you that these people know that the country is on the verge of total collapse. This is similar to trying to loot a building before it is demolished.

What is next? Should SW states ask for 13% derivation from everybody for the South-Westerly trade wind that brings rainfall and supports much of the agriculture in the country?
on the verge? haq haq haq
warris left?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 10:52am On Nov 08, 2023
ChristineC:
on the verge? haq haq haq
warris left?

There are levels to collapse o. People thought the country had collapsed during Jonathan’s tenure until Buhari got into office. People thought Buhari was the nadir but so far Tinubu’s era is not going well.
In terms of security you might think this is the worst until the breakdown of law and order in the NW and NE starts happening in the South and you have swathes of land completely outside government jurisdiction.

As bad as things are, we have not reached the level of countries like Haiti where the government does not control even the capital or Colombia where large portions of the country have witnessed continuous military conflict for decades. Somalia is an accurate and proximal reminder of what real collapse is.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblemm: 10:54am On Nov 08, 2023

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