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I know many people Will disagree but Osimehn+ mounriho go torment Guardiola for epl
That bald mf is having it too easy
Nobody dey give am tough time....

Sunkyapogee:
Who can he bench?

Anyone who calls himself a striker in that team.

Saudi to do what?

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I hope Victor Osimhen coming to Chelsea next season won’t stop him from scoring fantastic goals?

I pray it works out definitely positive, we need him badly....He is strong, agile, experience and creative. . Welcome to the Stamford bridge ahead ....Osimhen...

Come Liverpool first

That might work... Pochettino is repositioning the club and team.

As par wetin

Obi wan kill the boy career. Manchester united and Chelsea are two clubs where careers are the buried as far 2023 is concerned.

Reference:
Anyone who calls himself a striker in that team.

Nkukun ??

Angelfrost:
That might work... Pochettino is repositioning the club and team.

Because of one good game. You forget that's how they played Liverpool at the beginning of the season before turning back to their vomit again by the next game

Dougad:
Because of one good game. You forget that's how they played Liverpool at the beginning of the season before turning back to their vomit again by the next game

You haven't been watching them then.

Chelsea is improving steadily.

Once they get a good striker in central position, and a creative midfielder, they are taking the top place.

lomprico:
You dey want am for Chelsea when abramovic is no more the owner. You think say Chelsea be like when u dey dia. Dey Jones.

He is better off in Newcastle or Liverpool if he decides to come to EPL. No space in city, he won't fit-in in arsenal, Man U? ugh!

you're very right
Chelsea already have Jackson and Nkuku

Angelfrost:
You haven't been watching them then.

Chelsea is improving steadily.

Once they get a good striker in central position, and a creative midfielder, they are taking the top place.

They'll have to start playing well and winning games CONSISTENTLY before I believe that

Promismike:
That will be a mistake

Big mistake

He must not come to Chelsea o. Mikel want to finish his career.

Reference:
Anyone who calls himself a striker in that team.

I just like this answer

kpamukutu:
Maybe he will break the 9 jinx

Village pipu are the ones whispering to him to come to Chelsea. Liverpool is better than Chelsea

It will be nice to see Osimhen in Chelsea's colour next season and I think Mikel Obi is right;there are lots of similarities between Victor Osimhen and Didier Drogba.They are both natural goal poachers who would put away chances most other strikers wouldn't even attempt !

The worst mistake if he ever join Chelsea

I so much despise when an African tries so much to sound like a European.
Why the Bleep do you have to do that, I mean the African accent sounds so unique man

So una go end em career

That will be the downfall of his career.....that club with so many fake number 9 as striker will not enhance his development!

Much better for Osimeh than staying with those bloody pasta eaters racist Italian bitch, a third world country fortunately to be in the middle of first world countries feeling too important of itself.

kpamukutu:
Maybe he will break the 9 jinx

If I were him, I will pick another number...
Even Drogba didn't wear number 9.

The Jinx behind 9 is valid.

Truths9ja:
"You are 100% coming to Chelsea next season"

Mikel Obi tells Victor Osimhen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ySP6pIuERw?si=1upCrmMtgapolu5m

Mikel's accent

NOETHNICITY:
I so much despise when an African tries so much to sound like a European.
Why the Bleep do you have to do that, I mean the African accent sounds so unique man

Do u know the number of years mikel has used in Europe....he has literarily spent much time leaving in Europe than Africa

Padipadi:
No go to Chelsea o!
Oriburuku orishirishi dey for that club.
Mikel too wan become trending celeb that's why he's doing podcast. Imagine him stealing the name Obiwon as his Obi One Podcast.
Ole oloju dudu, oloju wonko-wonko!
Mikel that was rude during his time.

Osimhen! Osimhen!! Osimhen!!!
Oya say meh! mehehe!! mmehehe!!!
Like a goat, oya bleat, good boy!
No go Chelshit club o!
Na agbero full there. All these Michael Jackson abi na Nicholas Jackson, Mukaila Mudryk, Disaster abi na Disasi, Cucurella and co na trash o! All of them are illiterate money miss road club. Todd Boehly na mumu biz man. And the curse wey Abrahamovic take swear for British govt from Ijebu dey affect only Chelsea. You know Chelsea was hijacked from him which it's not good. Eleda Abrahamovic n ba Chelsea ja!

I read this trash you wrote with clear pictures of agbero's I always see shouting and arguing about football at bet shops looks like you are one of them

Mrfeel:
I read this trash you wrote with clear pictures of agbero's I always see shouting and arguing about football at bet shops looks like you are one of them

Yes. I never knew you are my family. Chop shît, the original agbero Chelsea fan!

Padipadi:
Yes. I never knew you are my family. Chop shît, the original agbero Chelsea fan!

Your yes should be enough, don't add anything to it

He might not see shirt oh! Nkunku will come back and Jackson would have had a year to get used to the EPL