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OasisX:


Ẹ̀gbọ́n mi, I swear you no lie, I be Art student. E pain eh!

This point is moot* sha. People believing that art students are mentally slow or cannot comprehend a large volume of text.


Is classical and African literature a joke to them?

DissTroy:
Two years ago, Wike banned Chelsea in Rivers State "due to noise pollution".
https://www.nairaland.com/6540834/gov-wike-bans-chelsea-fans

😂😂😂

raumdeuter:
Wike has finally traced Ibimes and unlimited444 ancestry away from Rivers to SE. How Rivers man go dey support Chelsea



Even if na fake news we accept it as truth

Shekpe FC don suffer

raumdeuter:
Wike has finally traced Ibimes and unlimited444 ancestry away from Rivers to SE. How Rivers man go dey support Chelsea



Even if na fake news we accept it as truth

[color=royalblue]No wonder Itsrm has been wearing Team Viewer for the past 3 years.

Make Wike no descend on am


But Wike ya weyrey gaaan [/color]

Magnoliaa:
Las, las, atheists and agnostics are as religious as the rest of us.

Care to explain...i no understand

raumdeuter:
Wike has finally traced Ibimes and unlimited444 ancestry away from Rivers to SE. How Rivers man go dey support Chelsea



Even if na fake news we accept it as truth

Wike na mad man but i doubt he craze reach this level but truth be told chelsea fans are pain in the butt
I avoid them in real life

izzou:
[color=royalblue]No wonder Itsrm has been wearing Team Viewer for the past 3 years.

Make Wike no descend on am


But Wike ya weyrey gaaan [/color]

Giraan ni wike

iamoyindamola:
Giraan ni wike

[color=royalblue]Na this part off me [/color]

I as the governor of this great state, hereby ban everything about Chelsea. I have directed the police and the military to arrest any hoodlum wearing Chelsea shirt. Wherever people gather to talk about Chelsea, arrest them. Send them back to their states. I know for sure that no Rivers man belongs to such a lousy club.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Care to explain...i no understand

If you don't understand, you don't understand noni.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Na this part off me [/color]

Be like chelsea beat the hell out of his club
I hope wike is not an arsenal fan

even those of us wey no follow footie know chelsea as the preferred football club for agberos and area boys

even for office na the rough guys dey represent chelsea

and the name doesn't help much either

picture amended to show chelsea in its natural element among friends

iamoyindamola:
Be like chelsea beat the hel.l out of his club
I hope wike is not an arsenal fan

Wike na Madrid fan; maybe na that semi final wey Madrid lose to chelsea that year provoke Wike

oasisx have joined our brother nihilistjnr in otem cage
Help us greet Allah and Yahweh

BlueRayDick:
Come to think of it; what's the difference between someone who believes his fellow mortal has code to time-travel and someone who believes Adeboye suspended winter in Colorado for days

How you go know the difference when you no dey read? Lols, if you read the initial post, you go don see the underlying math and physics for time travel. Science is the key difference.

If there's space travel (the normal travel you do spatially when when you walk or journey all about), why can't there be time travel for the temporal dimensions?

Mumu. Space-time exists as a fabric. It's a continuum, not a single entity as most people see it.

That means in principle, everyone does time travel when they do space travel, but only a tiny percentage of the human population is conscious or aware of it.

Those are the small percentage you've spent a large percentage of your life worshipping as God.

So many dense people here. Today's science hasn't just advanced to that level yet. But time travel will be achieved in the coming years using technology.

It had been accomplished many times in the past. Mumu think say feats like kanaako, egbe in Yoruba are juju or voodoo.

But they were actual technologies of the past eras, and it's the same principles underlying them that also underlie what's called time travel.

I don't know how people can be so "dense" like this.

Na people wey dey do time travel mumu people like you dey call witches and wizards for this part of the world.

But there's nothing like witches and wizards. It's all science.

Some humans have the gift to explore their brain much deeper than the majority so they engage in feats like time travel that involves taking flights consciously while asleep.

It's simply like space travel in another dimension or realm (which lies deep within the brain).

Na so some people of the past discover many languages you see all about today. Also, various technologies, courses, fields being studied in schools.

Na dense dey think some humans just worked out some things on their own.

Children wey no sabi anything go dey say nonsense all about.

BlueRayDick:
Wike na Madrid fan; maybe na that semi final wey Madrid lose to chelsea that year provoke Wike

Na 2 years ago so its possible
What a sore loser misusing power for pleasure

Empty heads everywhere

BlueRayDick:
Come to think of it; what's the difference between someone who believes his fellow mortal has code to time-travel and someone who believes Adeboye suspended winter in Colorado for days

Enlightenment 😉😉

Magnoliaa:
If you don't understand, you don't understand noni.

Atheist are not religious! If you're a god believer, i wish u goodluck. Pls don't go abt spreading fake news.

GloriousGbola:
even those of us wey no follow footie know chelsea as the preferred football club for agberos and area boys

even for office na the rough guys dey represent chelsea

and the name doesn't help much either

picture amended to show chelsea in its natural element among friends

Chelsea is an elite football club.

No disrespect will be tolerated.

[quote author=A.0.0.1 post=127059639]The mumuni wey quote me above no understand a word for wetin him quote, . Some people really dense sha[/quote]But how does this have 6 likes when "everybody else" is laughing at you?

folake4u:
Chelsea is an elite football club.

No disrespect will be tolerated.

You're a Chelsea babe?

folake4u:
Chelsea is an elite football club.

No disrespect will be tolerated.

see as lawyer has code switched to agbero and is ready to decorate my face with broken bottle

see wetin i talk

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Atheist are not religious! If you're a god believer, i wish u goodluck. Pls don't go abt spreading fake news.

K. 😹

They just think say some humans go just dey manifest inexplicable feats just like that. These ones no sabi anything, . When you dey sleep, you no know where your fellow humans wey dey manifest as geniuses for this realm dey take tutorials and lessons.

Even for football, some people dey take classes (do trainings) on the other side when their mates are fast asleep. For science, some scientists dey take classes for the other side when their mates are fast asleep. When everyone wakes up and you start seeing some inexplicable feats, you go no say mysteries plenty for this world.

A number of geniuses and gifted people of the present eras regularly communicate with the people of the past (their ancestors and forebears) to learn from them. That's what Oyinbo people call "inspiration" or "muse".

A001:
How you go know the difference when you no dey read? Lols, if you read the initial post, you go don see the underlying math and physics for time travel. Science is the key difference.

If there's space travel (the normal travel you do spatially when when you walk or journey all about), why can't there be time travel for the temporal dimensions?

Mumu. Space-time exists as a fabric. It's a continuum, not a single entity as most people see it.

That means in principle, everyone does time travel when they do space travel, but only a tiny percentage of the human population is conscious or aware of it.

Those are the small percentage you've spent a large percentage of your life worshipping as God.

So many dense people here. Today's science hasn't just advanced to that level yet. But time travel will be achieved in the coming years using technology.

It had been accomplished many times in the past. Mumu think say feats like kanaako, egbe in Yoruba are juju or voodoo.

But they were actually technologies of the past eras, and it's the same principles underlying them that also underlie what's called time travel.

I don't know how people can be so "dense" like this.

Na people wey dey do time travel mumu people like you dey call witches and wizards for this part of the world.

But there's nothing like witches and wizards. It's all science.

Some humans have the gift to explore their brain much deeper than the majority so they engage in feats like time travel that involves taking flights consciously while asleep.

It's simply like space travel in another dimension or realm (which lies deep within the brain).

Na so some people of the past discover many languages you see all about today. Also, various technologies, courses, fields being studied in schools.

Na dense dey think some humans just worked out some things on their own.

Children wey no sabi anything go dey say nonsense all about.

UPDATE

For the records, I have stopped taking mentions of delusional looneys serious.

I wish u well in ur Otem asslicking journey.

Hmmmm iriri aye
otem101

iamoyindamola:
Be like chelsea beat the hell out of his club
I hope wike is not an arsenal fan

I think it was in 2021 around the time Chelsea eliminated his club Real Madrid and Hidden Hazard was laughing

Magnoliaa:
K.

Thank you.

Magnoliaa:
You're a Chelsea babe?

Yes na. Since childhood.

GloriousGbola:
see as lawyer has code switched to agbero and is ready to decorate my face with broken bottle

see wetin i talk

Forget lawyer fess.

I go wear my agbero cloth now.

BlueRayDick:
UPDATE

For the records, I have stopped taking mentions of delusional looneys serious.

I wish u well in ur Otem asslicking journey.

Mumu. Even when Otem dey Nairaland, he no say I no dey do asslicking. If you write a book and your work is good backed with evidence, when discussing the topic of your expertise, I'll quote your work.

I work with evidence, hard data. If a person makes a claim and the claim is backed with evidence, I take that as true. Simple. Now keep shining your teeth all around.

I've quoted many authors here, but na only Otem dey make you and your fellow dolts dey shine teeth all around like a maniac fellow because Otem na your fellow African. Pele o.

Anyway, no be news say Africans mostly don't support their fellow Africans even when the claim of that person is true. Na your life palaver sha