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Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by falopey: 2:59pm On Jan 21
Did you know that the cheeky Prophet Muhammad convinced Abu Bakr to give his 9-year-old daughter (Aisha) to him, but when Abu Bakr asked for Prophet Muhammad’s 12-year-old Fatima’s hand in marriage, the wise prophet said, No, you old man, ‘she’s too young.’ And then Muhammad married her to Ali, who was of similar age to Fatima.

Abu Bakr was actually two years younger than Muhammad. 😂

Similarly, the prophet had 9-11 wives at a time. After the death of his boss wife Khadijah (who kept him monogamous for twelve years), on average, the pious prophet got himself a new wifey every year until his death. To fulfil his desires, he said only Muhammad can have unlimited wives (and unlimited sex slaves), but (to keep men happy) he said that the rest of the Muslim men can have four wives (and unlimited sex slaves of course).

Unfortunately, this rule didn’t apply to Muhammad’s son-in-law, Ali, the guy I mentioned above.

When Ali said that he wanted to marry a certain woman, the cheeky prophet forbade it and made up a random excuse that she is the daughter of the enemy of Allah, when the real reason was that ‘it will hurt my daughter.’ 😂

The prophet himself married many women who were the daughters of the enemies of Allah as a ‘see, I’ve got your daughter in my bed.’

However, Ali had the last laugh. He married many more women after the death of Muhammad and Fatima. I guess he was following the example of the great prophet.

This guy was really something.

Genuine question to Muslims: If this is not hypocrisy, then what is? Take the blindfold of faith off, and you’ll see it as clear as daylight.

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Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by Expanse2020(m): 3:12pm On Jan 21
If you like cry from today till eternity poking your nose to what you don't know..

Atleast your religion abolish Polygamous but encourage gaynism, lesbianism, married to animals🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But what give me concern is when bible ṣupport polygamy but your religion forbidden polygamy....is that not contradictory 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by falopey: 3:29pm On Jan 21
Expanse2020:
If you like cry from today till eternity poking your nose to what you don't know..

Atleast your religion abolish Polygamous but encourage gaynism, lesbianism, married to animals🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But what give me concern is when bible ṣupport polygamy but your religion forbidden polygamy....is that not contradictory 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do you see that in the teachings of Jesus Christ or you’re just talking about some people who choose to do whatever? Well… tell me you have never seen gay imam, lesbian hijabi and pedophile Alfa before without telling me. Is that what your religion has become now?
Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by Expanse2020(m): 3:44pm On Jan 21
falopey:


Do you see that in the teachings of Jesus Christ or you’re just talking about some people who choose to do whatever? Well… tell me you have never seen gay imam, lesbian hijabi and pedophile Alfa before without telling me. Is that what your religion has become now?
We know what your religion is made up nothing to argue about... continue your gaynism practice😆😆😆😆

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Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by Sirmwill: 4:06pm On Jan 21
Animals think better than the two people above me...
Expanse2020 and falopey
No hard feelings ✨
Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by Expanse2020(m): 4:11pm On Jan 21
Sirmwill:
Animals think better than the two people above me...
Expanse2020 and falopey
No hard feelings ✨
Same goes for your real Father
No offense my guy
Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by Sirmwill: 4:22pm On Jan 21
Expanse2020:

Same goes for your real Father
No offense my guy

As I said

You confirmed 😂
Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by Sirmwill: 4:23pm On Jan 21
Expanse2020:

Same goes for your real Father
No offense my guy

As I said

You confirmed 😅

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Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by Ken4Christ: 8:29pm On Jan 21
There is no where in the Bible where it supports same sex relationship. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for this reason. And it's also condemned in the New Testament. Those who practice them are not Christians.
Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by falopey: 9:55pm On Jan 21
Expanse2020:

We know what your religion is made up nothing to argue about... continue your gaynism practice😆😆😆😆
You mean made up of a practice like this by Prophet Muhammad the gay prophet of Islam.

Can you explain why your prophet is sucking on tongues of male children in the verse below just like he was having sex with a 9 years old?

Musnad Ahmad 16245—[Mua’wiya said]: I saw the prophet sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the prayers of Allah be upon him. For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented (by hell fire)
Wow!


Was Muhammed sucking dick too? I know he possibly had to be sucking p****. No doubt about that.
Re: Cheeky Prophet Muhammad by Expanse2020(m): 11:33pm On Jan 21
falopey:
You mean made up of a practice like this by Prophet Muhammad the gay prophet of Islam.

Can you explain why your prophet is sucking on tongues of male children in the verse below just like he was having sex with a 9 years old?

Musnad Ahmad 16245—[Mua’wiya said]: I saw the prophet sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the prayers of Allah be upon him. For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented (by hell fire)
Wow!


Was Muhammed sucking dick too? I know he possibly had to be sucking p****. No doubt about that.
Those of you ranting up and down when you become a father and grandfather and you kiss your kids you wouldn't found any lust or bad in that OOO but a father kissing his grandchildren with love, kindness and passion have become your Head 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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