₦airaland Forum

What nonsense are we doing in this country?

Matrix137:
Someone please help me out with any amount to buy foodstuffs please I'm Soo hungry and haven't eaten anything since yesterday morning pls😢

07 25 00 93 40 access bank

I just sent you 3 million. Start up something with it

Beautifulday:
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My side it's 1000

Hamachi:
Lol!!! Most LGA in Nigeria issues birth certificate for a token as low as N200

Is your Certificate DIGITAL??
OR HAND-WRITTEN.??

bobonla:
Yes. Receipt dey. Smart 32 inch hisense

Text me on WhatsApp on 09014566031

BluntCrazeMan:
Is your Certificate DIGITAL??
OR HAND-WRITTEN.??

Hand written.

Which office in Nigeria is digitalized?

MrBroke:
I just sent you 3 million. Start up something with it

Beautifulday:
Hand written.

Which office in Nigeria is digitalized?

This NEWLY DIGITALIZED NPC at-least (of-course).

BluntCrazeMan:
Highest 125million.
We no even reach 180million in reality.

Some are even using 220Million. I just wonder how the figures are computed.

Matrix137:
Someone please help me out with any amount to buy foodstuffs please I'm soo hungry and haven't eaten anything since yesterday morning pls😢

07 25 00 93 40 access bank

Name of account holder ?

Starhearts:
Name of account holder ?

Chukwuemeka Ibe

This should normally be done at the hospital where the child was born an in worst case the local government should get this information from hospitals and community leaders of any new child birth.

How do you confirm citizenship? Or neighbouring countries can just visit any Birth register center in Nigeria and just become a Nigerian!

BluntCrazeMan:
Source:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/only-persons-below-18-will-be-issued-birth-certificate-says-npc/

**It's either that this Mr. Akin Oyetunde doesn't know mathematics very well, or that he is talking pure trash... 🗑️ 🗑️
Or maybe the newspapers reported him wrongly..

(Because, from 1992 to 2024 is actually 32yrs, and not 18yrs.. So, I don't understand why they are trying to link those born before 1992 into this news article).

An Act was propagated in 1992, and according to the Act, any person below the age of 18yrs who registers their birth would get a Birth Certificate, but if the person didn't register his/her birth until after 18yrs of age, then whenever he/she comes to register his/her Birth, he/she WON'T get a birth certificate any longer, but an Attestation of Birth.
**Nothing in the Act concerns being born before 1992.




According to the information available on the NPC’s website, the age for the issuance of “Attestation of Birth” is 16yrs and above,, and not “18yrs and above” as reported in the newspaper publication.

And so? Any which way na way na! Birth certificate or attestation of birth, as long as they both are tenable, all na the same

Which birth certificate again, is it not the 200or 500 naira NPC own we collect for our children.

These people are always there at immunization centers to give the certificate.

AntiChristian:
Some are even using 220Million. I just wonder how the figures are computed.

Continuous projections that are based on the 2006 (fake) Census which was conducted by Obasanjo.
(18yrs Ago)

NoToPile:
Which birth certificate again, is it not the 200or 500 naira NPC own we collect for our children.

These people are always there at immunization centers to give the certificate.

They may come back in the future to claim that those ones are phased out.
That they are not contained inside the NPC birth DATABASE.

We Are Watching ALL OF THEM.

Pythagoras001:
This should normally be done at the hospital where the child was born an in worst case the local government should get this information from hospitals and community leaders of any new child birth.

Since the registration is now online,, why can't the hospitals serve as online registration agents which can use agents login to register multiple births..

BigDawsNet:
How do you confirm citizenship? Or neighbouring countries can just visit any Birth register center in Nigeria and just become a Nigerian!

That's it.

Even as you are now, for the hand-written certificate,, you can register the birth of a non-existing child.

Matrix137:
Someone please help me out with any amount to buy foodstuffs please I'm soo hungry and haven't eaten anything since yesterday morning pls😢

07 25 00 93 40 access bank
Chukwuemeka

But Na for only southwest them dey shout ebipawon o.
What happen uncle chukwu?

ojex004:
But Na for only southwest them dey shout ebipawon o.
What happen uncle chukwu?

My small business has been shut down indefinitely because of the negative forex and dwindling economy leaving me in debts. That's what happened bro

BluntCrazeMan:
This NEWLY DIGITALIZED NPC at-least (of-course).

Some people say Nigeria is a joke and.with this, it seems so.
They have health centres that issue birth certificates and they just cant harmonize their data even in 2024 because of fund generation.

BluntCrazeMan:
Since the registration is now online,, why can't the hospitals serve as online registration agents which can use agents login to register multiple births..

This is a national security issue. This is the point when someone Citizenship is registered and also get the NIN. Does the NPC has the capacity to ensure compliance at the every hospitals in the country? Can the NPC provides special equipment to each hospital for which they can securely connect to thier backend and do registration? I believe birth registration should be carried out in collaboration with hospitals, NIMC and communities via the LGA for birth not in the hospital LGA officials should collect that information from the community regularly at least weekly.

Pythagoras001:
This is a national security issue. This is the point when someone Citizenship is registered and also get the NIN. Does the NPC has the capacity to ensure compliance at the every hospitals in the country? Can the NPC provides special equipment to each hospital for which they can securely connect to thier backend and do registration? I believe birth registration should be carried out in collaboration with hospitals, NIMC and communities via the LGA for birth not in the hospital LGA officials should collect that information from the community regularly at least weekly.

The day the NIMC and NPC want to do the right things, they know the exact things to do.

I don't like hearing or seeing*HIT THE GROUND RUNNING* because the one they hit before is causing earthquake already and we are still on it make una no hit another one abeggi oooh

BluntCrazeMan:
That's it.

Even as you are now, for the hand-written certificate,, you can register the birth of a non-existing child.

That's is why we have one of the largest population in the world

BluntCrazeMan:
So, in summary....
They want to use the ONLINE Registration of Birth to do an Online Audio Census for us..
And at the same time,, WE HAVE TO PAY THEM FOR US TO COUNT OURSELVES IN THE PROCESS.!!

Ok naa.
Everything is just a money-making venture for these people.

Even to gather data of citizens too.

Another revenue generation venture.

They are requesting me to upload a Court Affidavit.


Who has a Format for it?