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APPLICATION FOR A HOUSE HELP

House help on Banana Island wanted.

Amount : 450k a month.

You are allowed to go home 6pm on Saturdays and come back before 6pm on Sundays.

You must have a kind heart towards children and be ready to travel oversees with the Family.

GRADUATES ONLY...

Dm.

*His thread was bombarded immediately. 😃. Here are some of the responses...*
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@⁨+234 809 371 2593⁩: I have a MSC in cleaning and utility management studies with a PhD in child care, toy symbiosis and poo extraction.
I have over 25 years wealth of experience including an industrial training experience with my iya agba Nilu oyo. I'm equally fluent in nursery rhyme language.

@⁨+234 803 403 0844⁩: I was born to be a house help . From my first generation to the last to come .

@⁨+234 802 400 7476⁩ : 450k? Home on Saturdays? Which home? I'm a monkey, Banana Island is my home. 😂😂

@⁨+234 806 212 8811⁩: My ancestors have all been house help and I can’t wait to carry on the family business . When can I resume?

@⁨+234 806 613 0377⁩: Being a house help has been my childhood dream. Give me the chance to actualize my dream sir.
Kindly open your DM sir.

@⁨+234 803 885 1716⁩: For 450k a month? Which home will I be going on Saturday?? We die there!

@⁨+233 24 215 2642⁩: I have PhD in childcare business. Can I start today? As in now? Please tell them I’m ready to disown home. We die there o.

@⁨+233 54 342 9434⁩: All these rich folks will use every opportunity to insult graduates smh, Where do i apply sha

@⁨+234 703 253 0073⁩: Hello sir my name is house and my friends call me help. I’m ready and fully fit for the job. helping has always been my passion and my hobbies are washing,cooking,cleaning going to the market carrying children. How about 350k and I don’t have to leave the house.

@⁨+234 703 783 0850⁩: I Dey banana island junction already with my certificate and all the necessary things I need to start work immediately. Cheers

@⁨+234 809 747 8004⁩: Bro I can do anything type of work you give me

Mop the roof?
Iron the gas?
Hang the plates?

Anything you need sir I’m here

@prince: I am 20 years old but i have 30 years experience in house help job. In case you are wondering how i got my experience, when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop.
PLEASE HIRE ME.

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Don't know how to apply too. With all the above phd/masters applicants.

mad people everywhere

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Hahahahaha aahhh naija our own cruise is on another level

Mop the roof, iron the gas and hang the plates

mad people everywhere

"when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop..."

Greystone:
"when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop..."

Lol

Astra101:
Hahahahaha aahhh naija our own cruise is on another level

I tell u. Everyone just dey catch cruise. But some of those applicants are real o. But the clout chasers go just spoil their market

Burst my head

Las las na SSCE holders no go get joy 😂😂

OP, why did you post my phone number up there pls remove my phone number

Olawade24:
OP, why did you post my phone number up there pls remove my phone number

Ur phone number keh
Abi u dey dream

Greystone:
"when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop..."

As in.... Nigerians are comedians..

"My name is house, my friends call me help"

meedoLock:
Ur phone number keh
Abi u dey dream

See OP, I will sue your fxcking ass if you don't remove my phone number in there.

Am not your mate and I might just happen to be your grand father's mate so you should show some respect.

Please delete my Phone number asap

Very attractive job offer.

I have applied for a rich man's secondary school and they replied by giving me a link to study more courses. I think back then, their school fees was like a million naira (that would be 3 to 5 million naira in today's money, here in Nigeria).

lekkicctv:

This is some futuristic cctv shît. Kudos

Where we are.

Olawade24:
See OP, I will sue your fxcking ass if you don't remove my phone number in there.

Am not your mate and I might just happen to be your grand father's mate so you should show some respect.

Werey

I am a lover of house, Helping is my calling, banana is my favorite fruit. I'm currently volunteering as a house help in yaba left to learn how to deal with complex situations. I am more than qualified for the job. When can I start?

Dronedude:
I am a lover of house, Helping is my calling, banana is my favorite fruit. I'm currently volunteering as a house help in yaba left to learn how to deal with complex situations. I am more than qualified for the job. When can I start?

Sealed ✌️

If u fit take care of mad people, U are more than qualified. Hence, ur application will be favourably reviewed.

Could it be one of those expensive jokes? 🤣

Being a house help has been my childhood dream. Give me the chance to actualize my dream sir.
Kindly open your DM sir.

Oh Lawd!!
What is this 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀

Home on Saturdays? Which home? I'm a monkey, Banana Island is my home. 😂😂

Just have data, and your happiness has come.

I am 20 years old but i have 30 years experience in house help job. In case you are wondering how i got my experience, when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop.

Kuku kee us 😃 🤣 😂 😃 😄

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Kuku kee us 😃 🤣 😂 😃 😄

No1 supporters of Tinubu, this evening you will di. What is funny here, why are you laughing?

This will ease pains ND frustration. Link pls let us showcase our talents.