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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Balogunodua(m): 8:23am On Apr 21
LordAdam16:


You guys should go easy on propaganda, lest you come down with diarrhea.
That news is a cognitive test.
Believe it and you're a confirmed lemming.

I can at least understand the ignorance of the average Nigerian Christian who is completely brainwashed by Evangelical messaging and can't tell the difference between an F-22 and an F-16.
But you should not be elated to announce to the world that you are similarly challenged and are willing to swallow implausible tales as long as they emerge from a "trusted" source.

Here is the roundup of what happened in this Iran-Israel blow-up.
Israel struck Iran's embassy compound.
Iran delivered the largest drone+cruise+ballistic missile barrage in the history of the Middle East with direct hits on the base hosting the jets that carried out the strike.
Israel promised a painful retaliation and used its terror links operating in Iran to launch less than 5 ineffective quadcopter drones.
I want to believe you've encountered a DJI drone before. If you have not, use Google search.
That a so-called military superpower used proxies to send quadcopters in retaliation to ballistic missiles from a peer would be deeply embarrassing for any country with self-respect.

But this is Israel we're talking about.
Where might fails, myth picks up the slack.
No sir, we did not only ask our terror partners to launch toys. We also fired invisible missiles from inside Israel that no one detected. These missiles, sorry UFOs, warped space and time and used a multi-dimensional shortcut to skip Jordan and other interceding countries to appear in Iran and magically destroy an S-300 radar. And we're so proud of our efforts we will never accept responsibility for deploying this alien tech.

Heck, Hezbollah has successfully attacked Israeli air defense assets with gimped missiles.
https://allisrael.com/israel-admits-idf-radar-base-on-mt-meron-suffered-damage-from-hezbollah-attack
All of these smokes and mirrors are deeply humiliating for a chihuahua that has finally been forced to choke on humble pills.

-Lord

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂.....The IDF must have used the Sissiny unseen ballistic missile that moves 10000 times the speed of light...and eventually caused invincible damage to the Iranian airbase. grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by AdisaOwala: 8:32am On Apr 21
BlueRayDick:


https://punchng.com/we-are-not-just-any-other-school-charterhouse-defends-n42m-fee/

Follow-up on the Charterhouse school 42m per annum school fees.

Dem say make we rest make we no dey use panadol for another person headache o. They have their target audience and they are already indicating interest in having their wards enrolled in the school.

If the fees in UK is to be used as the standard (as they have claimed) it's looking like that 42m dey very okay.

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by monerozi5590: 8:33am On Apr 21
US House just approved billions in aid to Ukraine and Israel. Nice one.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:35am On Apr 21
LordAdam16:


You guys should go easy on propaganda, lest you come down with diarrhea.
That news is a cognitive test.
Believe it and you're a confirmed lemming.

I can at least understand the ignorance of the average Nigerian Christian who is completely brainwashed by Evangelical messaging and can't tell the difference between an F-22 and an F-16.
But you should not be elated to announce to the world that you are similarly challenged and are willing to swallow implausible tales as long as they emerge from a "trusted" source.

Here is the roundup of what happened in this Iran-Israel blow-up.
Israel struck Iran's embassy compound.
Iran delivered the largest drone+cruise+ballistic missile barrage in the history of the Middle East with direct hits on the base hosting the jets that carried out the strike.
Israel promised a painful retaliation and used its terror links operating in Iran to launch less than 5 ineffective quadcopter drones.
I want to believe you've encountered a DJI drone before. If you have not, use Google search.
That a so-called military superpower used proxies to send quadcopters in retaliation to ballistic missiles from a peer would be deeply embarrassing for any country with self-respect.

But this is Israel we're talking about.
Where might fails, myth picks up the slack.
No sir, we did not only ask our terror partners to launch toys. We also fired invisible missiles from inside Israel that no one detected. These missiles, sorry UFOs, warped space and time and used a multi-dimensional shortcut to skip Jordan and other interceding countries to appear in Iran and magically destroy an S-300 radar. And we're so proud of our efforts we will never accept responsibility for deploying this alien tech.

Heck, Hezbollah has successfully attacked Israeli air defense assets with gimped missiles.
https://allisrael.com/israel-admits-idf-radar-base-on-mt-meron-suffered-damage-from-hezbollah-attack
All of these smokes and mirrors is deeply humiliating for a chihuahua that has finally been forced to choke on humble pills.

-Lord

grin

..........enjoy this to the fullest. Dem too dey overrate Israel. I repeat Iranians ain't Arabs.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:38am On Apr 21
Ellexy:
Oasis don't want to update us with the good news.


sad sad

grin

.....LOL!

Sad news is coming soon, coz tankers will start loading at possibly ₦500/L at same Refinery in the next few weeks.


Dealers confirmed on Friday that the PHRC was almost set to start releasing products, projecting a N500/litre price for Premium Motor Spirit, popularly called petrol, from the Port Harcourt refinery in Rivers State.

They also expressed optimism that the Dangote Petroleum Refinery would crash PMS price below N500/litre when it starts releasing products. Dangote refinery is projected to start supplying petrol to the market in May, as it currently supplies diesel to dealers.

On Thursday, it was reported that operators under the aegis of the Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria, Rivers State Branch, told our correspondent that they paid a visit to the Port Harcourt refinery and found out that the plant might start releasing refined petroleum products this month.

This, according to them, was because the plant had been largely completed, a development that was confirmed on Friday by the National Public Relations Officer, IPMAN, Chief Ukadike Chinedu.

According to the IPMAN PRO, marketers, particularly independent dealers, have started making plans on how to purchase and load products from the refinery, adding that operators are optimistic about a price reduction from the refinery.

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by DeadPresidents: 9:06am On Apr 21
Balogunodua:


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂.....The IDF must have used the Sissiny unseen ballistic missile that moves 10000 times the speed of light...and eventually caused invincible damage to the Iranian airbase. grin

Gently dey cap 🧢

Which kain carpings be this? We’ve not cracked any physical media that is capable of even remotely approaching the speed of light

Edited: nicely veiled sarcasm. Got me there
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by AdisaOwala: 9:09am On Apr 21
DeadPresidents:


Gently dey cap 🧢

Which kain carpings be this? We’ve not cracked any physical media that is capable of even remotely approaching the speed of light

He was being sarcastic
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 9:18am On Apr 21
Balogunodua:


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂.....The IDF must have used the Sissiny unseen ballistic missile that moves 10000 times the speed of light...and eventually caused invincible damage to the Iranian airbase. grin

grin

.....Iranians are actually mocking Israel invincible retaliation. LOL!

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 9:26am On Apr 21
AdisaOwala:


If the fees in UK is to be used as the standard (as they have claimed) it's looking like that 42m dey very okay.




Obviously .

Person no fit build $150m facility make we expect an to dey charge like person whose facility no cost pass $2m

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by obainojazz(m): 10:09am On Apr 21
To spot an extremist…. They’ll support countries like Iran grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Bluelines69: 10:11am On Apr 21
OasisX:


grin

.....LOL!

Sad news is coming soon, coz tankers will start loading at possibly ₦500/L at same Refinery in the next few weeks.




Till the day I’ll pump it into my car, no be me them go dey use catch cruise grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Trevor012(m): 10:14am On Apr 21
obainojazz:
To spot an extremist…. They’ll support countries like Iran grin
Isn't that what it takes to be a Muslim.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Sportsweb: 10:37am On Apr 21
Trevor012:

Isn't that what it takes to be a Muslim.
Lmao 🤣😂

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblem2: 10:47am On Apr 21
Trevor012:
Isn't that what it takes to be a Muslim.
wtf lol grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblem2: 10:49am On Apr 21
obainojazz:
To spot an extremist…. They’ll support countries like Iran grin
the irony is even some Arab countries don't like Iran.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:55am On Apr 21
Bluelines69:


Till the day I’ll pump it into my car, no be me them go dey use catch cruise grin


grin

.....no wahala bro. We will soon renew your hope.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:57am On Apr 21
grin

....so Okpa and co are Muslims while GloriousG, Iamoyindamola and co are non-Muslims. LOL!

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by reccy(m): 11:25am On Apr 21
Some takes here are so funny.

When it doesn't favour them, you're an extremist.

Imagine if the reverse was the case how they would have portrayed the whole things.

We truly know what we are doing......

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:28am On Apr 21
obainojazz:
To spot an extremist…. They’ll support countries like Iran grin

Make una dey ignore unknown monikers wey dey chook head for this thread. This thread was created for this section regulars so as not to derail Chelsea thread. Some murderous Putards, Terrorists sympathisers and never-do-wells from Politics section done dey feel comfortable here. They should be ignored and should keep their frustrations to Politics section.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GrammarNazi1(m): 11:32am On Apr 21
Bomb everywhere!

Omo!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 12:03pm On Apr 21
Kofo Abayomi: A Nigerian Who Changed His Name Just To Marry A Widow In 1930

In Colonial Lagos , Lady Oyinkan Ajasa (Lady Oyinkan Abayomi) was born daughter of Sir Kitoye Ajasa, a Yoruba aristocrat who was the first Nigerian to be knighted by the British, and Lucretia Olayinka Moore, a princess of Egba royal family, in Lagos, was born on March 6, 1897.

She schooled at the Anglican Girls' Seminary in Lagos and graduated in 1909. From there to Young Ladies Academy at Ryford Hall, Gloucestershire. In 1917, she attended the Royal Academy of Music in London. She moved back to Lagos in 1920 and became a music teacher at the Anglican Girls' Seminary.

It was during this time when she met a lawyer named Mr Moronfolu Abayomi ( the love of her life ) whom she married in 1923.

He was aasasinated 2 months later in court, she was devastated and didn't want to marry anyone ever again .

Dr Kofo John wanted to marry her and her response was, "you have to change your name to my late husband's name - Abayomi"
Guess what happened?

He agreed, married her and changed his name to Dr Kofo Abayomi .
The very famous Dr Kofo Abayomi

In this picture , Lady Oyinkan Abayomi arrives a social function in Lagos with her husband Dr Kofo Abayomi

Things men do for love !

As an aside , the lady's father was a billionaire and she inherited his wealth .

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TrebleChamp(m): 12:05pm On Apr 21
You cannot know how painful this is until you are the victim, may God heal all paternity fraud victims...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6BS8mYKrby/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:09pm On Apr 21
BlueRayDick:


As an aside , the lady's father was a billionaire and she inherited his wealth .

Na the real Koko of the story be that, everything else na mere prologue grin grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by obainojazz(m): 12:11pm On Apr 21
Ibime:


Make una dey ignore unknown monikers wey dey chook head for this thread. This thread was created for this section regulars so as not to derail Chelsea thread. Some murderous Putards, Terrorists sympathisers and never-do-wells from Politics section done dey feel comfortable here. They should be ignored and should keep their frustrations to Politics section.
True bros… Can’t change their minds anyways seeing they like oppressors cheesy

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 12:12pm On Apr 21
Ibime:


Na the real Koko of the story be that, everything else na mere prologue grin grin


They say things we do for love grin cheesy grin

Guyman knew what he was doing
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 12:49pm On Apr 21
Ibime:


Na the real Koko of the story be that, everything else na mere prologue grin grin


Same thing I wanted to say.

Even me go change my surname if say na Billionaire pikin I wan marry.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by pansophist(m): 1:11pm On Apr 21
Ibime:


Even Chinese and Russians can't post about their country without disappearing talkless of a foreigner

Na so dem hide Jack Ma for the last 4 years

You swallowed so much propaganda. Hear the true version, or a non western version, to arrive at the right conclusion. I can't do it for you

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 1:29pm On Apr 21
BlueRayDick:


As an aside , the lady's father was a billionaire and she inherited his wealth .

Things men do for money you mean. With money all things are possible.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 2:33pm On Apr 21
Ibime:


Na the real Koko of the story be that, everything else na mere prologue grin grin


See the new Mr BlueRayDick Dangote
Mr Ramdeter Otedola
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 2:38pm On Apr 21
raumdeuter:


See the new Mr BlueRayDick Dangote
Mr Ramdeter Otedola


grin grin

Money will do automatic baptism and change of name for person sharp sharp
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Balogunodua(m): 2:47pm On Apr 21
DeadPresidents:


Gently dey cap 🧢

Which kain carpings be this? We’ve not cracked any physical media that is capable of even remotely approaching the speed of light

Edited: nicely veiled sarcasm. Got me there
I was just being sarcastic.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Balogunodua(m): 2:48pm On Apr 21
OasisX:


grin

.....Iranians are actually mocking Israel invincible retaliation. LOL!

😂🤣

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