₦airaland Forum

So, I decided to take a walk today to see if I could find a bicycle to help me exercise, as it seems I've started gaining some weight. I came across this bicycle with a price tag of $6,999, which is over ₦10m with the current exchange rate. Just wondering, would anyone buy such a bicycle for over ₦10m if it were in Nigeria (photo attached)... would you?

M ji eme gini?
Can I ride it to heaven?

Is it Automatic?

Will it ride me to the better days ahead in minutes?

I use to ride it for fun a long time aggo

That’s a magical bicycle

I have 2 already.
Poverty is a viral disease.

Anyway I laugh in Swahili 😂😂😂😂😂

Because it's just $7000 poor mofos

Nonsense, I rather buy 10m motorcycle

Can this take me out of Nigeria to UK or US (Express entry) 🤔🤔🤔

Will it take me to heaven ? NO!
Will it make me rich? NO!

Yes

Yes I will buy it!!! Do you know why?
It's better I waste my hard earned 10M on a NEW product than wasting it on marrying a non-virgin a.k.a borehole wey several people don chop tire. Do you know the number of people that had used that your non-virgin partner before you chose to privatize?
Anyways, I will gladly buy this one rather than going for a Nigerian used product
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Wetin happen to car?

The bicycle is on display for human beings & not for spirits. So those who know the value will buy it.

This is a specialised bicycle used by professional athletes, go and look for an ordinary version for daily exercise...it will be much cheaper.

Even in Game Stores at the Palms in Lekki you should able to get a bicycle for under 200K so stop causing unnecessary panic here

I hope this is not in Nigeria? Unless the seller should be arrested as per the new EFCC mandate.

If you're in the US, we no fit relate with you because we don't earn in dollars.

..e dey give head..??

Only if it can take it to Ghana

Cute bike

When it is not keke ina Elijah

Is the bicycle using petrol?

E no cost, na naira useless. E for be like N7,000 if una naira no useless.

It is just 7k dollars, it's the exchange rate that's making it look so expensive. An ordinary new electric bicycle starts from 700 euros upwards, that's about N1.3m already, so trust me, maybe by Nigeria standard, it's expensive, but elsewhere, that bicycle is not too expensive, there are far more expensive ones out there. Plus the brand is one of the top bicycle brands, they make super expensive ones.

This our naira

Lol. How much for GLK

Yes, if it has Air Condition..

elasticlala:
So, I decided to take a walk today to see if I could find a bicycle to help me exercise, as it seems I've started gaining some weight. I came across this bicycle with a price tag of $6,999, which is over ₦10m with the current exchange rate. Just wondering, would anyone buy such a bicycle for over ₦10m if it were in Nigeria (photo attached)... would you?

If you are in Nigeria, let me know, I have a road bike that would serve you well for exercise. Going for 700k but it's not carbon frame, aluminium

..can i ride this bicycle to heaven and ride it back to earth any time i want to have a conversation with God

Because na only wetin fit make me use my hard earned 10mils to buy bicycle

Can it ride on top water