I don't have the money for the test. How do i know she is my child, no physical resemblance of any kind

Dilijingsly:
I don't have the money for the test. How do i know she is my child, no physical resemblance of any kind

Toes, mannerisms, talking style, gestures,temperament.

One of my children dey suck him two fingers exactly like my younger brother at the same age.

Another has my speech pattern.

Another has my questionnaire thought pattern

Na to go traditional

otipoju:


Toes, mannerisms, talking style, gestures,temperament.

One of my children dey suck him two fingers exactly like my younger brother at the same age.

Another has my speech pattern.

Another has my questionnaire thought pattern

. Yea she gets angry like and have long toes just like myself. Is that enough

Mikespecialone:
Na to go traditional

OP unless the kid is a spitting image of you, one of your parents or one of your siblings, DNA is the only way for you to know.
Until then, zip up, use protection and care for the child you already sired.

cococandy:
OP unless the kid is a spitting image of you, one of your parents or one of your siblings, DNA is the only way for you to know.
Until then, zip up, use protection and care for the child you already sired.

thanks

otipoju:


Toes, mannerisms, talking style, gestures,temperament.

One of my children dey suck him two fingers exactly like my younger brother at the same age.

Another has my speech pattern.

Another has my questionnaire thought pattern

This is the most useless answer here. @Dilijingsly don't follow this delusional answer. Such answers are given by men who are likely fathering other men's children 🤣🤣🤣

Pls if the child isn't a spliting image of you better go find money for the test.

This one will open thread in future when a doctor img him his genotyoe doesn't match with his children..

See rubbish this one wrote like villager 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dilijingsly:
I don't have the money for the test. How do i know she is my child, no physical resemblance of any kind

You don't have money for tests but you dream of ideas that belong only to those who do.

Kobojunkie:
You don't have money for tests but you dream of ideas that belong only to those who do.

The poor are truly their own worst enemies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you see that mugu above telling him that his child sucks his finger and has temper so that's enough evidence the kids are his? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That mugu is probably raiding my kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kai people can be so stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

CountinBlessins:
■ The poor are truly their own worst enemies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did you see that mugu above telling him that his child sucks his finger and has temper so that's enough evidence the kids are his? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That mugu is probably raiding my kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kai people can be so stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do not be shocked if OP comes back to tell us he decided to go with just that advice. He will not be the first or the last. Many poor Nigerians don't know or understand that wisdom is to cut one's coat according to one's size to avoid problems.

Kobojunkie:
Do not be shocked if OP comes back to tell us he decided to go with just that advice. He will not be the first or the last. Many poor Nigerians don't know or understand that wisdom is to cut one's coat according to one's size to avoid problems.

🤣🤣🤣💯🔥

Dilijingsly:
. Yea she gets angry like and have long toes just like myself. Is that enough

Think of it like this. There are dominant and recessive genes.

Your woman has genes 2 parents, 4 grand parents , 8 great grandparents, 16 great great grandparents whose genes in your child are both dominant and recessive....your child had at least 36 people that she can pick various genes from.

She must pick something from you...it may be dominant or recessive either way.

If your child does not have any traits wether physical or otherwise with any of your family member then you can be worried.

My son does not loom like me facially but has the sane facial structure as my brothers son...who may have picked it from 36 ancestors. He has my calf of which I I am my own dad are the only ones that have the sane calf type in my extended family.

My point is that just open your eyes and observe your child behavior. How he/ she reacts. Sleeping patterns etc. If you see yourself in them then there is no cause.
for alarm.

ALL of my children will eat any food that has spent more than three days in the fridge just like me their father. Nobody taught them as young as they are.

CountinBlessins:


The poor are truly their own worst enemies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you see that mugu above telling him that his child sucks his finger and has temper so that's enough evidence the kids are his? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That mugu is probably raiding my kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kai people can be so stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Empty barrel na him dey make noise pass. As you dense reach you dey shout DNA up and than because you no get exposure. Our papa no do DNA but dem sabi dem pikin.

If my woman born pikin for another man... I go know even before she born the pikin sey no be me get am. Spiritual intelligence na him sure pass. I no need DNA. Na where you know reach nah him you know reach.

Before white doctor come dey do abortion na him our ancestors don dey run things with natural and supernatural means.

Sit down and stop making noise.

CountinBlessins:


The poor are truly their own worst enemies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you see that mugu above telling him that his child sucks his finger and has temper so that's enough evidence the kids are his? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That mugu is probably raiding my kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kai people can be so stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stupid fellow dey call person wey you no know poor person. If dem born your papa well, name one city of your choice for outside Africa make we fly go there this weekend to meet.

Village boy dey yarn opata.

With ordinary egusi seed, woman fit comot belle. Wetin you sabi for this life.idiot.

Edited.
On the contrary I've gone through a good number of your posts on this forum just to have an idea of the kind of person you might be and I see you are just an uncouth bitter person throwing curse words at strangers on an anonymous forum.

I will not roll in the mud with you. Enjoy your barking.

otipoju:


Stupid fellow dey call person wey you no know poor person. If dem born your papa well, name one city of your choice for outside Africa make we fly go there this weekend to meet.

Village boy dey yarn opata.

With ordinary egusi seed, woman fit comot belle. Wetin you sabi for this life.idiot.

Edited.
On the contrary I've gone through a good number of your posts on this forum just to have an idea of the kind of person you might be and I see you are just an uncouth bitter person throwing curse words at strangers on an anonymous forum.

I will not roll in the mud with you. Enjoy your barking.

Uneducated illiterate pig has come to bleat
You cant even feed yourself instad you resort to begging online now you are talking of fly outside? I am sure you are unemployed, prove me wrong by posting you linkedin profile url.

Dirty tout

otipoju:


Empty barrel na him dey make noise pass. As you dense reach you dey shout DNA up and than because you no get exposure. Our papa no do DNA but dem sabi dem pikin.

If my woman born pikin for another man... I go know even before she born the pikin sey no be me get am. Spiritual intelligence na him sure pass. I no need DNA. Na where you know reach nah him you know reach.

Before white doctor come dey do abortion na him our ancestors don dey run things with natural and supernatural means.

Sit down and stop making noise.

I am sure you are fathering a child from a keke rider as yours, useless pig

Mikespecialone:
Na to go traditional

best option for now. Invoke ogun and shango simultaneously. The result will wow you

Bigseven:
best option for now. Invoke ogun and shango simultaneously. The result will wow you

how?

Bigseven:
best option for now. Invoke ogun and shango simultaneously. The result will wow you

With instant result

Dilijingsly:
how?

which one is how ? He said go traditional way and I align with his thoughts. Is now left for you to visit the traditional pepu and lodge in ya complain as dem order sango and ogun simultaneously to work

CountinBlessins:


Uneducated illiterate pig has come to bleat
You cant even feed yourself instad you resort to begging online now you are talking of fly outside? I am sure you are unemployed, prove me wrong by posting you linkedin profile url.

Dirty tout

Mad man. Na the same request you dey ask for everybody. I should post my linked in profile on an anonymous forum. You dense no be small. E be like sey you just discover linkedin.

Shebi you be big boy. You suppose take up my challenge. Empty barrel.

Start with Blood test first. The genotype and blood group

Na to go traditional

Tie the mother up and interrogate her


She'll tell you the truth

otipoju:


Mad man. Na the same request you dey ask for everybody. I should post my linked in profile on an anonymous forum. You dense no be small. E be like sey you just discover linkedin.

Shebi you be big boy. You suppose take up my challenge. Empty barrel.

Illiterate pig. Is LinkedIn not for professionals? Will employers not see your profile before ? You are a pig and an illiterate tout 😂😂😂😂

I am sure you are an armed robber, a thief . Show is your LinkedIn profile if you are a graduate and let me verify it I will give you 100k now now.

You can't because you are a thief and an armed robber.

Do you have a job? Thief. Oleeeeeee
.thief

😂😂😂😂😂💯🔥

I said it. Technology has made people become stupider and is making people become very very stupid.

How can you not know? You no get eye?

otipoju:


Toes, mannerisms, talking style, gestures,temperament.

One of my children dey suck him two fingers exactly like my younger brother at the same age.

Another has my speech pattern.

Another has my questionnaire thought pattern

Dem dey tell person deze tings? Is dat how people are leaking sense away?

Carry 500 go meet dibia or babalawo. Those ones wey dey use white clothing show film.

CountinBlessins:


Illiterate pig. Is LinkedIn not for professionals? Will employers not see your profile before ? You are a pig and an illiterate tout 😂😂😂😂

I am sure you are an armed robber, a thief . Show is your LinkedIn profile if you are a graduate and let me verify it I will give you 100k now now.

You can't because you are a thief and an armed robber.

Do you have a job? Thief. Oleeeeeee
.thief

😂😂😂😂😂💯🔥

Lol..100k...to do wetin? E be like say na you be the first recent graduate for your family. That's why the thing dey shack you. Stop embarrassing your family.

With the way you are jumping and vibrating I am sure you be small pikin.

If na University graduation....think of where you were 20 years ago.

If na foreign university degrees ... we don run that one pass. Two seperate universities.

If na by employment, your one year salary for Nigeria no go fit pay my bills for one month. E sure me wella

I go advise you to just calm down and stop jumping up and down.

I don dey this nairaland since 2007. I doubt if you do old enough to use phone then. You are not moving smart at all. No let that " igbo" wey you dey smoke dey deceive you sey you don achieve.

Me wey dey plan retirement in 5 years time na him you dey ask wether him dey employed. When you become valuable to the point that you are being head hunted for work or receive poaching emails with nice offers...then you can talk.



You wan dash me 100k. Na the max wey you fit do be that? 100k wey no fit buy decent wristwatch sef.

Before DNA tests dey available men and women don dey run things. If pikin no resemble you physically, he must resemble you with gestures and character. If the two no dey, you do spiritual verification to confirm.

Last last you be small pikin. Go and learn about Dominant and Recessive genes and stop exposing your ignorance with your arrogance.

StillDtruth:
I said it. Technology has made people become stupider and is making people become very very stupid.

How can you not know? You no get eye?

No mind the guy wey dey shout DNA up and down as if mankind just showed up on the planet last month.

If na your pikin he must carry somethings either from you or your family members. Wether physicall or otherwise.

otipoju:


No mind the guy wey dey shout DNA up and down as if mankind just showed up on the planet last month.

If na your pikin he must carry somethings either from you or your family members. Wether physicall or otherwise.

I tire o! Something wey clear like 504 and 505