Dilijingsly:
I don't have the money for the test. How do i know she is my child, no physical resemblance of any kind

I thought your women no dey sleep outside their matrimonial home.
Tws

Gaddafih001:
I thought your women no dey sleep outside their matrimonial home. Tws

this is not about my family. I just wanna know

Bongadu:
Tie the mother up and interrogate her


She'll tell you the truth

Are you suggesting a torture? Can you please add more explanation?

otipoju:


Lol..100k...to do wetin? E be like say na you be the first recent graduate for your family. That's why the thing dey shack you. Stop embarrassing your family.

With the way you are jumping and vibrating I am sure you be small pikin.

If na University graduation....think of where you were 20 years ago.

If na foreign university degrees ... we don run that one pass. Two seperate universities.

If na by employment, your one year salary for Nigeria no go fit pay my bills for one month. E sure me wella

I go advise you to just calm down and stop jumping up and down.

I don dey this nairaland since 2007. I doubt if you do old enough to use phone then. You are not moving smart at all. No let that " igbo" wey you dey smoke dey deceive you sey you don achieve.

Me wey dey plan retirement in 5 years time na him you dey ask wether him dey employed. When you become valuable to the point that you are being head hunted for work or receive poaching emails with nice offers...then you can talk.



You wan dash me 100k. Na the max wey you fit do be that? 100k wey no fit buy decent wristwatch sef.

Before DNA tests dey available men and women don dey run things. If pikin no resemble you physically, he must resemble you with gestures and character. If the two no dey, you do spiritual verification to confirm.

Last last you be small pikin. Go and learn about Dominant and Recessive genes and stop exposing your ignorance with your arrogance.

I didn't read this rubbish tears laden epistle. You are an armed robber , and you are an illiterate. Simple thing post your LinkedIn URL.

This thief is typing epistle. I thought as much illiterate criminal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Use Oracle.

otipoju:


Think of it like this. There are dominant and recessive genes.

Your woman has genes 2 parents, 4 grand parents , 8 great grandparents, 16 great great grandparents whose genes in your child are both dominant and recessive....your child had at least 36 people that she can pick various genes from.

She must pick something from you...it may be dominant or recessive either way.

If your child does not have any traits wether physical or otherwise with any of your family member then you can be worried.

My son does not loom like me facially but has the sane facial structure as my brothers son...who may have picked it from 36 ancestors. He has my calf of which I I am my own dad are the only ones that have the sane calf type in my extended family.

My point is that just open your eyes and observe your child behavior. How he/ she reacts. Sleeping patterns etc. If you see yourself in them then there is no cause.
for alarm.

ALL of my children will eat any food that has spent more than three days in the fridge just like me their father. Nobody taught them as young as they are.

just what I was about to say .. just look for traits that the kids possesses and trace it down to any of the family members..

CountinBlessins:


I didn't read this rubbish tears laden epistle. You are an armed robber , and you are an illiterate. Simple thing post your LinkedIn URL.

This thief is typing epistle. I thought as much illiterate criminal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If to say you no dense ni, how linkedin profile go be wetin you want take identify person on an anonymous forum.




Your mumu na first class. Dem give you simple assignment to confirm the big boy wey you dey claim...you fold.

Name any city outside Africa and let us meet their this weekend face to face.

Dem no born you well to take up this challenge. You do not have what it takes.
When you can do it, then you can raise your head.

LinkedIn profile lol. You for ask for indeed and randstaad too

otipoju:


If to say you no dense ni, how linkedin profile go be wetin you want take identify person on an anonymous forum.




Your mumu na first class.

Armed robber..

Scammer

[quote author=CountinBlessins post=129935274]

I didn't read this rubbish tears laden epistle. You are an armed robber , and you are an illiterate. Simple thing post your LinkedIn URL.

This thief is typing epistle. I thought as much illiterate criminal

Make una send me the money to carry out the test.[quote author=CountinBlessins post=129935274]

I didn't read this rubbish tears laden epistle. You are an armed robber , and you are an illiterate. Simple thing post your LinkedIn URL.

This thief is typing epistle. I thought as much illiterate criminal

CountinBlessins:


Armed robber..

Scammer

Let me help you. Premiership dey end next weekend. Buy ticket to London and let's meet at in London face to face .

Me sef go buy from my location.

At least 6 hours no too far for you.

otipoju:


Let me help you. Premiership dey end next weekend. Buy ticket to London and let's meet at in London face to face .

Me sef go buy from my location.

At least 6 hours no too far for you.

armed robber thief scammer. 🤣

CountinBlessins:


armed robber thief scammer. 🤣

E reach time to prove yourself as a man now. You dey cry like "bush baby".

You big boy for your family and friends no mean sey you no be small boy for other places.

That you are the only one that goes to office in your family no mean sey some people can not carry their lap top and work remotely from any country.

Humble yourself and reduce the "igbo" wey you dey smoke. I no be your mate for anything in life.

Smallie sey him wan dash me 100k to prove big boy to him papa. $68 wey no fit pay for ordinary phone bill for one month.

Proper muntula

Proserpina:
Use Oracle.

Perse please!!!

folake4u:


Perse please!!!

It's fast and cheaper nah

Proserpina:
It's fast and cheaper nah

No lies told, babe.

otipoju:


Toes, mannerisms, talking style, gestures,temperament.

One of my children dey suck him two fingers exactly like my younger brother at the same age.

Another has my speech pattern.

Another has my questionnaire thought pattern

Kia dis one don lost inside life

fredopareto:
Kia dis one don lost inside life

Nairaland sef go let people wey their brain don fry go dey follow you talk.

As stupid as you are...as a Cele man you think sey one woman fit carry another man child come for me and I no go know?

Tell your shepherd he needs to do egg and honey prayer for you because you no get sense at all.

He also needs to be giving you altar water inside bell to drink and push it down...because your case worse...wey your neck thin like who dey starve so. You fit afford DNA test?

Na your papa go lost.

otipoju:


E reach time to prove yourself as a man now. You dey cry like "bush baby".

You big boy for your family and friends no mean sey you no be small boy for other places.

That you are the only one that goes to office in your family no mean sey some people can not carry their lap top and work remotely from any country.

Humble yourself and reduce the "igbo" wey you dey smoke. I no be your mate for anything in life.

Smallie sey him wan dash me 100k to prove big boy to him papa. $68 wey no fit pay for ordinary phone bill for one month.

Proper muntula

I ain't reading your gibberish. Armed robber 🤣

CountinBlessins:


I ain't reading your gibberish. Armed robber 🤣

Local champion how far ?

otipoju:


Local champion how far ?

Fūck you

CountinBlessins:


Fūck you

"Village Headmaster"

CountinBlessins:


Fūck you

Don't tell me you are tired ooo.

" Linkedin Proffessional "

Na that one you take dey cajole all the shorty wey dey your area. Hey I'm on LinkedIn. I am a big boy.

Mad man.

Bigseven:
best option for now. Invoke ogun and shango simultaneously. The result will wow you

Without wasting time

otipoju:


Nairaland sef go let people wey their brain don fry go dey follow you talk.

As stupid as you are...as a Cele man you think sey one woman fit carry another man child come for me and I no go know?

Tell your shepherd he needs to do egg and honey prayer for you because you no get sense at all.

He also needs to be giving you altar water inside bell to drink and push it down...because your case worse...wey your neck thin like who dey starve so. You fit afford DNA test?

Na your papa go lost.

from your quote.. u re still lost... If u need advice d door is open and if u need financial help for DNa .. jst contact me on my email... After all d truth is bitter.. ire ooo.. ease urself from frustration.. it could lead to suicide .. don't be arrogance, put away shame ,seek for help both mental ND financial so u can
have a peaceful rest of mind oh boy

fredopareto:
from your quote.. u re still lost... If u need advice d door is open and if u need financial help for DNa .. jst contact me on my email... After all d truth is bitter.. ire ooo.. ease urself from frustration.. it could lead to suicide .. don't be arrogance, put away shame ,seek for help both mental ND financial so u can
have a peaceful rest of mind oh boy

Muntula. You don get money for data finally. Abi na your brain slow to think of response.

Person wey never chop 3 square meal want give person money for DNA test. If you see DNA test you fit recognize am.

Abi your papa do DNA test for all of him children wey no resemble am. Osinwin.

otipoju:


Muntula. You don get money for data finally. Abi na your brain slow to think of response.

Person wey never chop 3 square meal want give person money for DNA test. If you see DNA test you fit recognize am.

Abi your papa do DNA test for all of him children wey no resemble am. Osinwin.

you are a miserable fellow .. If ur father brought u up in a moral way u won't b doing like a tout and unfortunate pesin.. I will feed u comfortably with ur bastard daughter ND ur promiscuous wife... Awon ebi iya laya ni osinwin.. olori buru ku eda . E ni ofo..u re still lost ... Nd confuse.. werey omo.. oponu .. I can relate.. u came from a broken home.. reason u ve no value for ur parent.. u need help.. mind u no b me cause ur problem.. never d less if u need help.. my door is open.. lolllz.. honestly speaking u re frustrated....