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God's first in everything na why i dey pray b4 s*x






Ha God! dis guy has come again

So dis guy see my girlfriend and he was like "Wow! baby..... see as u fresh... you no dey shit?

The easiest way to motivate me now is to buy me bread and beans

Dem give u breakfast you wan swallow poison? Sorry oo me wey dem give lunch and dinner nkor? What should i swallow?

Breaking news: the man who said he who find a woman find happiness has apologized

But as a guy why ur babe go tall pass you?

The only way you can oppress me now is to snap with jesus

I dey hungry since yesterday if not for the slap wey i chop from conductor this morning wetin i for chop

When you study medical and you end up doing tailor it is called medical tailorism

Mthcew.!!! My pet dog got more jokes than you.

WhereMyLoud:
Mthcew.!!! My pet dog got more jokes than you.

I know you
mr wtf man !

40k to plaint hair? On top head wey no know maths

Promo promo!

Date my gf and stand a chance to win a brand new coffin from C&k furnitures

Introvert don dey socialize inside exam hall

As e be now If you bill me i will just take it as you are the weapon fashioned against me

If 5k is not too small for you, use it well wherever you see it. Everywhere hard

So the man behind your smile dey owe palmpay

E get sometimes in life you go dey hustle like thief

Relationship wey money no dey na friendship

"I don't give a fvck" na lie e pain you

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Jeon:
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Whatsup

Remember not all marriages start with "Will you marry me?" some start with "I am pregnante"

I thought have knew english until i heard my neighbour explaining the differences between Email and Gmail

Email is a mail sent by electricity

Gmail is a mail sent by generator

I don't have cream to rub after taking my bath now i'm the only white man in church

Police wey pursue you today, fit be your escort tomorrow, so stay focus

Your sugar daddy pray for his daughter not to end up like you

"Na we dey run this town"
but you reach oshodi hide your phone

All men are not goat na ur bf no get sense

"Never broke again" self don dey beg me for sub

"Wetin men want?" no go find money dey find wetin men want

"My love for you is from the heart" sorry o our own love is from where? kidney abi?