₦airaland Forum

I can remember my Uk friend who normally told me on phone that "I am broke, i am broke" until he get to Nigeria and realize that i am not broke but i am poor.

Try dey commit crime your soulmate fit dey prison

If you were me, you for don craze by now

Since when una start to dey call garri groceries the thing con cost for market

9years wants the latest iphone
When i was 9 all i want is poster colour

If not for invilgillators what is first class that i cannot carry

Are you aware that another girl is scared of loosing your bf

Incase you are going through alot.....just be patient you will soon die

Pablo hear price of garri for market today he shocked

Only you 3 boyfriends? Weldone itel561

"Can't wait to have you in my arms"
coming from person with body odour

"I'm still taking order"

person wey neva sell for once

very funny. keep it going op

Silentscreamer:
very funny. keep it going op

Thank you so much

Person go read past question, enter exam see future question

Third signs of useless boyfriend
Micheal and Gabriel

One day pikin wey e mama dey sell charcoal go wear white and it no go stain

Parents be typing for 10minutes just to send "OK"

As long as you are in Nigeria you are entitled to see atleast one shege per day

Gods time is the best, i wonder what you are still doing with wristwatch

All my clothes na bet naija shop dem dey GOD WHY ?

Forget about Ben10, have you ever see Ben13 on nairaland?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine

The way i broke this days enh, e get to the point that i'm even oweing myself.

God should allow Nigerians to make heaven, is not good to enter Hell twice.

Happy new month fams

Hollybratt:
Happy new month fams

happy new months bro. keep the jokes coming.

"Make i cum greet you for sallah" you say you no kill goat. who wan eat meat before? abeg give me rice.

"Marriage no hard" na you dey find a man like jesus

This days enh, even your helper needs help

If not for garri wey doctor add inside my drip, omo i for no get well by now

If jesus is from Nigeria..!

Jesus: i can walk on water
Deciples: is not possible
jesus:Oya bet with N1000?