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"After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men - Romance (2) - Nairaland

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Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by salem1996: 10:27pm On Jul 19, 2024
Sometimes you wonder if these children have parents
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Zubeezanga(m): 10:27pm On Jul 19, 2024
[quote author=EreluRoz post=131043209]Same here
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by tiswell(m): 10:27pm On Jul 19, 2024
What's the essence of this post huh


All these new generation kids sad
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by tiswell(m): 10:29pm On Jul 19, 2024
Anguldi:
Your mileage go loud oOoOO
lower the volume,comrade.
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Swagaa99: 10:33pm On Jul 19, 2024
benjackugo:
"After I Cook Indomie And Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady Tells Men Who Intend Visiting Her (Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QyCWkPUTuY
Cho Cho Cho
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by BoldBrainz(m): 10:48pm On Jul 19, 2024
EreluRoz:
Same here 😆
Yours, I believe wholeheartedly.
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by mightyhaze: 11:00pm On Jul 19, 2024
She dey mock men.. especially those wen dey count wetin dem do for girl.. u buy suya ,climb bed..u buy data climb bed grin
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:17pm On Jul 19, 2024
althugh pobably a joke but...

i dont know about y'all... but i prefer a babe like that than one who pretends left right and center.
at least that babe is honest and not pretending to be who she is NOT. she is letting you know straight up that if you come over and chop good food at her house, you must service the coochie afterwards so you both get satisfaction.
NO MISUNDERSTANDING AND NO FREE RIDE HERE!
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jul 19, 2024
Your mates are cooking delicious soups and stews this one is talking about nonsense indomie and eggs that even looks like junction sacrifice... Smh it's obvious this one can't even cook
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by SpaceX: 11:41pm On Jul 19, 2024
Obviously it's a skit.
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by SpaceX: 11:44pm On Jul 19, 2024
salem1996:
Sometimes you wonder if these children have parents
from her skin tone you know na ajebutter, the parent no get spine so as not to offend her.
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Cousin9999: 12:05am On Jul 20, 2024
SpaceX:
Obviously it's a skit.
And there's absolutely nothing funny about it.

Gen z needs to do better.
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by texannaija: 12:14am On Jul 20, 2024
Eriggadune:
Una sef, de talk too much. If that’s how u met your g.f don’t think every girl is that cheap. Na una de use 1 or 2 statistics take generalize women and putting wrong impression for guys mind. Oponku 😃
All these these talk on top “Girlfriend” (GF as you said)huh
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Matabue1985: 1:25am On Jul 20, 2024
benjackugo:
"After I Cook Indomie And Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady Tells Men Who Intend Visiting Her (Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QyCWkPUTuY
na benin girls na! Them use indomie and egg swear for them. And you fit still use indomie and egg take nak them too. Na only benin girls dey run am
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Recardo(m): 2:31am On Jul 20, 2024
benjackugo:
"After I Cook Indomie And Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady Tells Men Who Intend Visiting Her (Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QyCWkPUTuY
I Click la bend
Useless post of the year
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Sapasenator: 2:49am On Jul 20, 2024
I am calling 911.
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by bluefilm: 2:57am On Jul 20, 2024
I don't see why the men are even complaining
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Nobody: 3:16am On Jul 20, 2024
Gen Z Barbie
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by jamesharryson(m): 3:23am On Jul 20, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Indirectly telling the whole world how she was lured into losing her virginity with just noodles and eggs angry.

No be only climb bed ..In fact,na to climb ladder and summer Sault untop the preek grin. Werey..
Noodle is not just please. Rephrase your statement.
Do you know the worth of noodles?
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Bobbynobobby: 3:46am On Jul 20, 2024
kennyz247:
Indomie the best key to most Nigerian girls...
Girls be like give me one indomie and I will give you one round or have me to yourself..
Most? Really??
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Omoawoke(m): 4:00am On Jul 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
Same here 😆
come and cook indomie for me
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by litetias(m): 4:34am On Jul 20, 2024
This one be like who dey on drugs maybe trams or molly
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by RichBoy247: 5:40am On Jul 20, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Indirectly telling the whole world how she was lured into losing her virginity with just noodles and eggs angry.

No be only climb bed ..In fact,na to climb ladder and summer Sault untop the preek grin. Werey..
She is a sincere LovePeddler who has taken after her mother
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Fuckyoumod: 5:46am On Jul 20, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
Bwitch!!

Real women prepare hot smooth Amala and ewedu with gbegeri & enough bokoto & orisirisi!!

All these gen Z bwitches na disaster waiting to happen!

Well, like attract like.
does the world revolve around ewedu and amala?
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by boxypane: 6:20am On Jul 20, 2024
Men are becoming endangered species grin
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Expanse2020(m): 6:38am On Jul 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
Same here 😆
Set áwọn olosho last grade....
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by 79733139(m): 6:47am On Jul 20, 2024
That's normal. If a woman invites you to her house and cooks for you, she is expecting you to reciprocate the favour and give her good time in bed. The lady in the video is just making it funny.
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by godofuck231: 7:08am On Jul 20, 2024
Am sorry sha shes right, you go chop free food for woman house? And you no go use blood and sweat pay, e no balance na , something must be tendered
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by Eriggadune: 7:10am On Jul 20, 2024
GRACEGLORY:
📌

Yes, a point.

Another angle to it, could be a joke or conversation between two unlawful lovers. And misunderstood by most to think the girl is loose.
Bikonu which one me is “unlawful” lover? Your statement took me down memory lane in secondary school when a female friends mom asked her what’s going on between she and her then boyfriend her reply was “he is just a normal friend”, d mama just press konk for her head and replied: “is there anything like abnormal friend”? 😂
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by spiceadole(f): 7:16am On Jul 20, 2024
See the mumu.
Whose loss?
Seggs is ALWAYS a trophy for men.

He will eat your Indomie & eggs..Still eat your punna ,then slu.t shame you.
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by benjanny(m): 7:23am On Jul 20, 2024
She Suppose drop her number na
Re: "After I Cook Indomie & Egg, You Must Commot Clothes Climb Bed" - Lady To Men by nedekid: 7:32am On Jul 20, 2024
mightyhaze:
She dey mock men.. especially those wen dey count wetin dem do for girl.. u buy suya ,climb bed..u buy data climb bed grin
Exactly.
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