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Officialgarri:
She's Sickle cell (SS)

Na desperate guys dey date SS. How you take dey knack sickler sef. So irritating.

So you saw a live miracle of bringing the dead back to life and u still went ahead fucking her,.. u couldn't give ur entire life wholly to jesus and perhaps even become a pastor for witnessing such rare miracle?.... Ur heart must be harder than a volcanic stones

I thank God for you but you should use the opportunity to give yourself to Christ and serve God and run away from sin

You come to my house today you go same day

Good for you man! Gracious Lord, always there for us all!!!

[quote author=Zonefree post=131643092]Funny how another innocent man will still kneel, propose and pay bride price to this same girl that cohabitated with a man for over 3 years.

If your wife is not a virgin, you have no moral justification to smile and dance on your wedding day. [/quote
Are you a virgin that you want a virgin?

I HV witnessed this before .but in this case the girl didn't make it n d guy is in prison.
I HV my own experiences too but it has to do with virgins ... They always come my way .infact my friends use to yab me n call me "opener" . That I just came to this world to deflower girls .
This fateful day in Asaba ,my friends house .after deflowering this girl she bled till she fainted .I was panicking .
Some how I resuscitated her .bought fruits oral drip n allowed her to sleep . Years later it happened to another girl .since then I vowed never to deflower any girl again .
Right now I HV a virgin gf but scared 😳

GOCEO:
Super story......u guys shud take it easy nah wth all diz lies

Hmm..so many story you will hear.
Funny thing is, ull think most are lies..till it happens to you.

Learn from every story. Not everything is a lie my friend.

Na why till today, I still have a strict 'no sleepover' policy—no girlfriend has ever spent the night at my place.


Folks think I am crazy but make e be like that.

And you didn't taught it wise to completely surrender to Jesus and never date any girl again? Do you still have the contact of the pastor? I don't mind if you inbox me the contact.

KingintheNorth:
Said she was Wandering in darkness, untill a hand pulled her to the light .

If na me, our relationship and knacking don end.

This is why I don't insult student pastors!

This is why I don't insult some pastors!

Everybody has his own or her own problems but these set of people, when their neighbours are in distress, they still show up!

Nobody wants to identify with a criminal! Cohabiting is a criminal act but because of how 'sweet' it seems, nobody talks about it. I bet you that at that point, even your family members will not be proud of you!

Some people doubt God, some people doubt pastors and some people even doubt themselves for the fun of it. Bro., Learn from this. People only see the bad in others because they don't believe in their religious doctrines but when they benefit from those religious doctrines, they feel privileged.

Ok, you thanked him for the first time in a LONG while, maybe you don't even use to talk to him because you BALL with your guys and see him as archaic. That's by the way.

Thank God she didn't die in your room! I am also inspired by this story.

KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.

Nice fictional story.

This is one of those tale by moonlight stories to scare children from doing something. Though it's a good one.

Zonefree:
Funny how another innocent man will still kneel, propose and pay a bride price to this same girl who cohabitated with a man for over 3 years.

If your wife is not a virgin, you have no moral justification to smile and dance on your wedding day.

Those you call virgins are the worst. My cousin is a living witness, his wife was a physical virgin but not a virgin at heart when they got married, he celebrated it like a birthday party, but today, he's sleeping around with multi millionaires in their estate. How do u explain that?

Omo e get one night I remember a girl I was smashing passed out, I think last November , at first she was gasping for breath , later on I no hear anything again o , omo my dick wey hard like rock before come soft like akamu. And in all honesty she was giving me signal o but me think say she dey enjoy am ni o and I dey do extremely well, come imagine girl kpai for my side as a young guy living alone o, she no be my real girlfriend self o, na just random girl wey fall for fresh boy .
I no no wetin to do I was sweating under ac.. I don dey fold, I sprinkled water on her and started slapping her cheeks left and right. I chopped raw onions and rub it on her face ( when I was living with my parents, I remember a cousin of mine came to spend holiday with us, she fainted , my dad no Dey house that day so my mama forcefully opened the girl mouth and put spoon , she cut onion and started rubbing it on her face vigorously, she was resuscitated and we took her to nearby clinic)

So this girl sha regained consciousness around 4am cos I remember a trade message came in at that time ,
I sha manage control myself till day break, had to arrange fake calls with my friend on WhatsApp say make him call me around so so time so I go discharge her.

Had to lie plenty plenty lie coupled with empty promises before she left for Lagos. Till today I no gree her visit me again

TrainPark:
This is how you tell a good fictional story to pass a message, thank-you OP!!

Even when I was in the world, this is the major reason why I no dey carry any girl at all especially sleep over not even for short time.

I always imagine that scenario where a woman dies in my custody.

I had this very nice and bootilicious girlfriend. I really like her but she is very diabetic and has very bad high BP problems.

The first time I experienced it was one day after doing the do then her body started shaking vigorously.

She asked me to get her bag and bring out her sugar test kit and BP apparatus... her sugar was high and BP was going through the roof. Na so i she asked for her BP drugs which I administered to her. And had to be give her a towel bath , etc.

It was really scary.
Long story short, I no dey gree her come meet me.again although I really loved her and she like to knack alot.

Years later, after my divorce, I considered marrying her because she was really nice, beautiful and very reasonable but then I justi had to go against the idea because I had decided never again to marrya girl older than 25years.
Na so I shove the idea come marry the smallie wey I dey use hold body now.

I once went against my principle of no sleep over.
I had travelled fir business to Abuja and relaxing in my hotel room one evening when devil come diaper nonsense for my ears. I

downloaded a hookup app which i git know about on thus forum and started browsing.

Na so I see this very beautiful matured woman dey send me message.
I responded with small fear because she was looking like a big man's wife.
One thing led to the other and she agreed to come and meet me in the hotel.

I still remember, it was a day to valentine that year. Na so Mama come looking even better than I expected.
I asked if she was doing hookup she no answer me.
We sat briefly in the living room of my hotel suite and then she straight away started reaching fir my gbola dey rub am.
The idiot just could not even pretend. He stood up instanta.
I told her to enter inside room and gave her s good lashing. She fired me too.. ooo. She pounced like a tiger on the gbola.

Long story short, we spent two weeks together just knacking and having a good time.

She actually refused to go and wouldn't take kobo from me. Only when I foot the bills for our outings or when I bought her gifts.

Funny how life goes when I reminisce those times of ignorance and bliss.

Did you use condom
Or
It was raw sex?

Agentsalt:
1 How can all the compound people vacate their houses within that time of the night,just because somebody died inside her boyfriend house.
2.Pastor you haven't called for a long time,picked your call and said he knows why you were calling him....

Vacating house in the night and going to Police station, write statement, sleep inside cell until bail , which one is more preferable?

Besides I have seen where a person was wrongly accused of burglary , beaten and locked in a Caravan shop , before it was opened after about an hour , he has committed suicide with a rope he found in the shop .
News later came that his elder brother is a senior Army officer ,, the whole area packed out within minutes for weeks ,,, whenever I pass through that place , it was like a ghost town.

In Original Stereoman's voice " I no wan wrrrrite stttaatement"

redcliff:
I dont understand, why will he spend time in prison when he did not kill her? What happened to aitopsy? Na una dey always encourage and promote the rubbish wey dey go on for naija. Everybody is telling him, he is lucky, he would have done time. Which kine talk be that? Lets stop accepting nonsense so that nonsense will stop coming to us.

What you don't know is clearly bigger than you .

When he is arrested and detained in a Police cell , he will later be taken to the Magistrate Court for remanding pending the investigation as claimed by the Police , he will then be remanded and because it is Death of a Citizen , the State will file Charges against him for Murder to the High Court, then after his plea of not guilty , Trial will now start , while he's still in Prison rolling with hardened criminals and out of school.
The case due to Nigerian factors of endless adjournments will linger on for years , if the Judge suddenly dies or Court gets burnt while the case is even 90 percent done , it will have to start afresh before another Court .
Before the case will be concluded and him discharged and acquitted , 6 to 8 years might have gone .

You think it's to shout "Autopsy" and that's all , visit Prisons all over the Country , interview inmates and hear ordeals .

In this Country , no matter what , try not to be a victim of the accused

GreatOchuks:
What you don't know is clearly bigger than you .

When he is arrested and detained in a Police cell , he will later be taken to the Magistrate Court for remanding pending the investigation as claimed by the Police , he will then be remanded and because it is Death of a Citizen , the State will file Charges against him for Murder to the High Court, then after his plea of not guilty , Trial will now start , while he's still in Prison rolling with hardened criminals and out of school.
The case due to Nigerian factors of endless adjournments will linger on for years , if the Judge suddenly dies or Court gets burnt while the case is even 90 percent done , it will have to start afresh before another Court .
Before the case will be concluded and him discharged and acquitted , 6 to 8 years might have gone .

You think it's to shout "Autopsy" and that's all , visit Prisons all over the Country , interview inmates and hear ordeals .

In this Country , no matter what , try not to be a victim of the accused

Lol. Una dey mad. Really. Na this flipped mentality and behaviors vdm dey fight for una bit you guys do not understand. He did not kill the person, its a bailable charge especially given the fact of the case, so why should he be remanded in prison for what exactly? Make una change this nonsense mentality una dey carry about, na wetin make una give army leg to be behaving anyhpw to you guys

KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.

Lucky you

Majesty7:
Nothing. Everything is always blank. All those seeing angels stories are fallacy

Not true. I have experienced NDE and you first see black then wake up at a bright place.

Olachase:
Omo God really save you, otherwise only god knows how many years you would have spent in jail

That was how my ex-girl frustrated my life during our dating year, she destroyed most of my property, T.V, laptop, phone and others stuff, I am the gentle type but seeing her destroying things I bought with my hard earned salary I lost my temper, I almost heat her head with hammer

But one spirit quickly approaches me and told me if i killed someone daughter I might rust in jail

I let her satisfy herself the next morning I told her to carry her bag and go, everything she destroyed I have replaced them back, she was acting up because she found another guy 😔😔

I forgot to apply rule 5 which said, (SHOW NO LOVE, LOVE WILL GET YOU KILLED) 💔💔

Sharp guy.
Never let a woman ruin your life.

Solseal007:
Ppl said there's a dark tunnel where you will travel at great speed at the end of which is afterlife!

Those wandering are unconscious or trapped in their body & spirit ! There's a name for it but av forgotten

True. From experience

KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.

Bros for the very first time, I kind of belive in miracle...


Baba abeg send me the number of that pastor God used for you..please sir

Should I pm you sir?

Funny story

Satchet water ko nylon water ni

Spandau:
Nice fictional story.

Things de happen ohh. Unless you never see.

Orlu13:
why are u angry at wat u said...if u are not a virgin why not mind ur own bizness...u are here allowing guilty conscience to overwhelm u...Slot

You’re mistaking me for your mother because she goes by the name “slot”
I would have loved to insult you but life is already doing that for me🤣 hungry goat

Raph82:
Those you call virgins are the worst. My cousin is a living witness, his wife was a physical virgin but not a virgin at heart when they got married, he celebrated it like a birthday party, but today, he's sleeping around with multi millionaires in their estate. How do u explain that?

Virgin at heart

Hmmmm

OlawaleBammie:
Bros for the very first time, I kind of belive in miracle...


Baba abeg send me the number of that pastor God used for you..please sir

Should I pm you sir?

Don't get carried away. What worked for him might not work for you. In the ops case, it was destined to be that way ie the proverbial moon aligned. Things worked out. That same pastor might have a sick child that he would have prayed for but still lost the child the next day.

Tallesty1:
Na why till today, I still have a strict 'no sleepover' policy—no girlfriend has ever spent the night at my place.


Folks think I am crazy but make e be like that.

Lolzzzzz 🤣

It's only in the night that people die Abi

Funny

When I read the part of it being a student pastor,I didn't doubt. Student pastors have not been corrupted by tithes,wealth and greed,their miracles are more likely authentic than the typical pastor. Speaking from first hand experience with a student pastor I met, Yusuf jaja,FCS, school of destiny,futminna,2017. I did experiment a life changing miracle