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Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 8:53am On Sep 18, 2024
MEEVEET:
Lmao consolation

Please show me any health data that South East didn't top
even data with no credible info on how the research was made or how the numbers are concluded na still competition to u ppl frm the backward region..smh
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 8:54am On Sep 18, 2024
Nawa
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Bobloco: 8:55am On Sep 18, 2024
nolamicautos:
That's due to the large number of patients and the limited number of medical practitioners available to attend to them. Think it through.
What's the meaning of a functional health facility?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by SimpleByNature(m): 8:55am On Sep 18, 2024
Goodvibes007:
Source:
#Statisense
(WASHNORM)
You have proved us right about the federal government marginalization we are talking about. Thanks
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 8:55am On Sep 18, 2024
lexy2014:
Why did you highlight SW and SE? Why d comparison? Are they d only regions in Nigeria?
grin because you are the loudest empty noise makers in Nigeria grin

If it was the other way round, you would have been jumping all over the place.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by malali: 8:56am On Sep 18, 2024
DysFUNCTIONAL
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by ada9ja(f): 8:56am On Sep 18, 2024
Bobloco:
If truly there are more functional health facilities in the south west, why are their women not giving birth in those facilities? Do they prefer giving birth at home and in the bushes?
The stats may be correct cos majority of the southwesterns like giving birth at iya agbebi or local homes....
Southeasterns don't easily fall sick and herbs has been their way of life.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by johnjay4u2u(m): 8:57am On Sep 18, 2024
With only about 20 thousand active doctors,
That's an average of 1 doctor to 2 hospitals.

Nigeria's health sector is sitting on a bomb
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by TimeTraveller: 8:57am On Sep 18, 2024
We deverop Ragos. grin grin grin grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Bobloco: 8:58am On Sep 18, 2024
wahalawahala:
den dey give dem 500# in the East after birth
So the women in the south west would prefer to give birth at home and in the bushes than give birth in a functional health facility and collect #500

Wonderful!
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by chatinent: 8:58am On Sep 18, 2024
Are these topics about statisense only about comparisons between the east and the west? Cos I don't know how a Nairaland moderator allowed texts of both words be in a bold typeface.


Evidently, Nairaland thrives with tribal posts and its regular "anti tribalism threads" are just for the records, not real.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by ariesbull: 8:59am On Sep 18, 2024
Goodvibes007:
Source:
#Statisense
(WASHNORM)
and that is where the Stupid leadership of South East is lacking...Health facilities and the Igbo have the highest doctorz


But what are their research methodology?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 8:59am On Sep 18, 2024
Bobloco:
So the women in the south west would prefer to give birth at home and in the bushes than give birth in a functional health facility and collect #500

Wonderful!
what's special about giving birth in hospital inferior being?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by ariesbull: 8:59am On Sep 18, 2024
chatinent:
Is this topics about statisense only about comparisons between the east and the west? Cos I don't know how a Nairaland moderator allowed the emboldened.
it's about peñîs measurements
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by ariesbull: 9:00am On Sep 18, 2024
wahalawahala:
what's special about giving birth in hospital inferior being?
if they dont birth you in hospital dem no born you well...as Yoruba people will say
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by chatinent: 9:01am On Sep 18, 2024
ariesbull:
it's about peñîs measurements
Run along, boy.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 9:01am On Sep 18, 2024
ariesbull:
if they dont birth you in hospital dem no born you well...as Yoruba people will say
that's surely not a Yoruba thing, is that what they say over there in your backward region?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by ariesbull: 9:02am On Sep 18, 2024
wahalawahala:
that's surely not a Yoruba thing, is that what they say over there in your backward region?
I live in Lagos and yoruba day it very well
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Bobloco: 9:02am On Sep 18, 2024
wahalawahala:
what's special about giving birth in hospital inferior being?
This comment of yours says much about your reasoning and personality. 

You mean, you are asking what's so special about a woman giving birth in a functional health facility in the 21st century.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by nolamicautos: 9:03am On Sep 18, 2024
Bobloco:
What's the meaning of a functional health facility?
A functional health facility means it operates efficiently, though it might not be able to serve everyone at a given time. Both of my kids were delivered in maternity homes, not hospitals, and the delivery process was quick. I chose a maternity home because I knew they would receive proper attention and personalized care, largely due to the lower number of patients they handle.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Jman06(m): 9:05am On Sep 18, 2024
Gobdddd:
But, I am still wondering how they in the South East are doing it.
Despite that they have the lowest health facility, yet, they have the lowest mortality rate in the country.

God have already blessed those in the SE
You must be living in fool's paradise to believe that the SE has the least mortality rate!

Such deception is the reason why there's so much negligence to healthcare in the region.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 9:05am On Sep 18, 2024
Bobloco:
This comment of yours says much about your reasoning and personality. 

You mean, you are asking what's so special about a woman giving birth in a functional health facility in the 21st century.
inferior being,I repeat , what's special about hospital delivery?
Also, what do u have to say about your slave masters that introduced u to health facilities birthing at home... infact they do it more these days

https://www.quora.com/Why-are-people-in-the-U-S-choosing-to-give-birth-at-home
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by lexy2014: 9:06am On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin because you are the loudest empty noise makers in Nigeria grin

If it was the other way round, you would have been jumping all over the place.
How does your comment answer my questions ...
Why did you highlight SW and SE? Why d comparison? Are they d only regions in Nigeria?

Who is the "you" you are referring to?

What is "the other way around" you are referring to?

Why would I "have been jumping all over the place" because of "the other way round"?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wahalawahala: 9:08am On Sep 18, 2024
ariesbull:
I live in Lagos and yoruba day it very well
yorubas are not inferior ppl...and being delusional is part of your culture...so its preety normal for u ppl to come up with stupid stuffs
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by wellmax(m): 9:09am On Sep 18, 2024
Gandollar:
The zones with the highest number of sick people are leading.
The zone with the highest number of quack doctors is behind.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 9:12am On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin early morning pain, show us statistics with verifiable link and not your usual mouth action grin

Numbers dont lie nwokem, this is not your ipob WhatsApp group where lies and propaganda are dished out grin
Haven't you been following the same statisense on the criteria I mentioned ?
Statisense copies from NBS too
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by tctrills: 9:12am On Sep 18, 2024
Racoon:
SE did poorly here as far as healthcare facility upgrade and maintenance is concerned.
Not really, you need to compare the health facilities to the population. When compared with the number of people using them, you discover that the SE leads in health care facilities.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by rajiedreez: 9:13am On Sep 18, 2024
Na lie
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 9:14am On Sep 18, 2024
lexy2014:
How does your comment answer my questions ...
Why did you highlight SW and SE? Why d comparison? Are they d only regions in Nigeria?

Who is the "you" you are referring to?

What is "the other way around" you are referring to?

Why would I "have been jumping all over the place" because of "the other way round"?
grin keep playing the ostrich, you are well known bigot grin if the news was about the Yorubas having the least number of health facilities, won’t you and your bitter and hateful blodas be here showing your hate grin?

We know you lot are obsessed about Lagos and the Yoruba tribe, despite your hate for us, it has still not stopped the numbers of refugees migrating from across the Niger grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by cokeryusuf09(m): 9:14am On Sep 18, 2024
Southeast might have low mortality due to not using hospitals frequently for childbirth because mortality is often gotten hospital data
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 9:14am On Sep 18, 2024
nolamicautos:
That's due to the large number of patients and the limited number of medical practitioners available to attend to them. Think it through.
That means they truly don't have enough and SE still have more facilities by proportion
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 9:15am On Sep 18, 2024
wahalawahala:
inferior ppl, evn your slave masters that can afford it prefer to give birth at home and it's evn more expensive...

By the way ,they dash dem 500# after child birth in East,I guess na why den dey rush dem😹

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/497108-abia-govt-gives-n500-to-women-who-deliver-in-primary-healthcare-centres-ikpeazu.html
Some whites give birth at home under the supervision of the best healthcare staff , they are never alone like your impoverished people
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