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Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Metrofox(m): 4:48pm On Sep 18, 2024
grin agbo jedi join?
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 4:50pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin you are the foolish one here, NBS is the statutory authority that gives informed stats and not a Radom news outlets and even the list you showed only listed Anambala in top 10 on the whole sad yeast region while we have 3 Yoruba states grin on the top 10, that should tell a sane mind something.
if you had sense, you will see that the random news outlet took the data from NBS. once again you really lack sense.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 5:00pm On Sep 18, 2024
Alliswell248:
Lead from the back
SE, the least secure region in the country.
Only those who are super rich and those with no option stays there

All others don Japa to SW

Most of you guys are in the SW

Na lie ?
https://acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc:EU:ae59e188-e4d2-409e-ae22-afeacc61513e
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 5:02pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin early morning pain, show us statistics with verifiable link and not your usual mouth action grin

Numbers dont lie nwokem, this is not your ipob WhatsApp group where lies and propaganda are dished out grin
https://acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc:EU:ae59e188-e4d2-409e-ae22-afeacc61513e
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 5:03pm On Sep 18, 2024
wahalawahala:
you don't have to be ashamed 😹
https://acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc:EU:ae59e188-e4d2-409e-ae22-afeacc61513e

Oga, no evidence of the lining up
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 5:15pm On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
if you had sense, you will see that the random news outlet took the data from NBS. once again you really lack sense.
grin pained Osu savage…I have more sense than you will ever have😂😂
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Alliswell248: 5:32pm On Sep 18, 2024
InyinyaAgbaOku:
I understand why the SE leads in educational indices too.
Cos this comment reeks of an unexposed human - both physical and academic.
The SE has the highest population density in Nigeria.
Go and check the same statisense on Twitter and see my proofs.
Thanks to Miracle centre courtesy of Bitter Hobi.
Obiano closed more than 400 miracle centres less than 4 months in office in 2014.

Mmasoma people.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Love800(m): 5:36pm On Sep 18, 2024
Am still confused.
You care to go further?
nolamicautos:
Equipments
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by tctrills: 5:44pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
[url][/url] grin Mugu, so why does the stats say otherwise grin

You not even the second but the last on the list but you still want to prove a stupid point grin you must really be delusional grin

No wonder you have baby factory scattered in every corner of your cursed region, maybe you also a product grin that’s why you can turn logic on its head grin keep living in denial.
Now you are just repeating the same nonsense with different words. Ignorant but I give it to you, you are hilarious grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 6:12pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin pained Osu savage…I have more sense than you will ever have😂😂
Dude you are the one that is pained from your response. Dude go and seek counselling, you are sad and frustrated.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 6:19pm On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
Dude you are the one that is pained from your response. Dude go and seek counselling, you are sad and frustrated.
grin you have been the one crying on my mentions since morning grin

I like how I’m causing you and ipob blodas pain grin nwokem know your level…Sw region is miles ahead of your shitty region grin I know how sad can make you feel, we can see from the stats that numbers don’t lie grin
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 8:04pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
grin you have been the one crying on my mentions since morning grin

I like how I’m causing you and ipob blodas pain grin nwokem know your level…Sw region is miles ahead of your shitty region grin I know how sad can make you feel, we can see from the stats that numbers don’t lie grin
Guy stop hyping yourself do you know what crying is? Your condition is called borderline narcissism. the sad part is you are wretched person naturally and you are now suffering from this kind of mental disorder. dude you need help walahi.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 8:10pm On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
Guy stop hyping yourself do you know what crying is? Your condition is called borderline narcissism. the sad part is you are wretched person naturally and you are now suffering from this kind of mental disorder. dude you need help walahi.
😂😂 this one is still crying….wretch indeed, have you met me before? Set awon online billionaires, i will feed your father Abi you Dey whine yourself😂😂

First go and feed your cursed tribe men selling their children because of hunger in sad yeast, you must really be sick in the head to compare your wretch life with mine, indeed internet is a leveller😂😂
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 8:26pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
😂😂 this one is still crying….wretch indeed, have you met me before? Set awon online billionaires, i will feed your father Abi you Dey whine yourself😂😂

First go and feed your cursed tribe men selling their children because of hunger in sad yeast, you must really be sick in the head to compare your wretch life with mine, indeed internet is a leveller😂😂
A region according to NBS has a better per capita income than SW and you are here talking about hunger. bro stop mirroring your wretched life, i will feed your clan and still have change. Mumu
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 8:42pm On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
A region according to NBS has a better per capita income than SW and you are here talking about hunger. bro stop mirroring your wretched life, i will feed your clan and still have change. Mumu
😂😂 a region of economic migrant that can’t make it in life without migrating to Sw😂😂

Nwokem the joke is on you, have you seen a Yoruba man migrating to sad yeast in droves to hawk gala in traffic? You just like to delude yourself 😂😂

You are nothing without the Yorubas, we control the economy, and that’s why most industries and multinationals are found in Sw, even your rich will rather invest in Sw than your cursed poto poto region, who goes to a desert to fetch water😂😂 not even dangote have a single investment in sad yeast😂😂

Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 9:06pm On Sep 18, 2024
Alliswell248:
Thanks to Miracle centre courtesy of Bitter Hobi.
Obiano closed more than 400 miracle centres less than 4 months in office in 2014.

Mmasoma people.
Read this https://acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc:EU:ae59e188-e4d2-409e-ae22-afeacc61513e
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 10:47pm On Sep 18, 2024
LagosFc:
😂😂 a region of economic migrant that can’t make it in life without migrating to Sw😂😂

Nwokem the joke is on you, have you seen a Yoruba man migrating to sad yeast in droves to hawk gala in traffic? You just like to delude yourself 😂😂

You are nothing without the Yorubas, we control the economy, and that’s why most industries and multinationals are found in Sw, even your rich will rather invest in Sw than your cursed poto poto region, who goes to a desert to fetch water😂😂 not even dangote have a single investment in sad yeast😂😂
This tactic used by you is damn too stale. Simple show me the numbers, the data of migration to SW from SE for the last 20 years, let us look at the trend. Numbers don't lie, you can't be using the word of a riff raff that cannot even stand with Igbo political elite or intelligentsia he will only stand in their gathering as a clown.
Now please show us the data and numbers that illustrate the migratory trend from SE to Lagos for the last 20 years let us see the trend.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by nolamicautos: 10:50pm On Sep 18, 2024
Love800:
Am still confused.
You care to go further?
Here's an enhanced version:
That's the summary. There are many professional staff in hospitals. While you may not see a doctor at maternity homes, you can be assured that you will be attended to by a professional midwife.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LagosFc: 11:19pm On Sep 18, 2024
Realtruth2023:
This tactic used by you is damn too stale. Simple show me the numbers, the data of migration to SW from SE for the last 20 years, let us look at the trend. Numbers don't lie, you can't be using the word of a riff raff that cannot even stand with Igbo political elite or intelligentsia he will only stand in their gathering as a clown.
Now please show us the data and numbers that illustrate the migratory trend from SE to Lagos for the last 20 years let us see the trend.
hahah😂😂😂 you are the one who is stale with your dumb questions…I should show you data of migrant from your cursed poto poto land to Sw😂😂

You must be the biggest clown of all, even a new born baby knows your tribe has eternal economic migrant, you even boast with your numbers in Lagos and Sw when it suit your egoistic narrative of how you have bought all the land in Lagos😂😂

Keep waiting for data,we were told the only people left in alaibo are people without transportation fares😂😂😂data ko, network ni… don’t go and develop your cursed land, it will be too late for you realise your foolishness😂😂
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Realtruth2023: 11:22am On Sep 19, 2024
LagosFc:
hahah😂😂😂 you are the one who is stale with your dumb questions…I should show you data of migrant from your cursed poto poto land to Sw😂😂

You must be the biggest clown of all, even a new born baby knows your tribe has eternal economic migrant, you even boast with your numbers in Lagos and Sw when it suit your egoistic narrative of how you have bought all the land in Lagos😂😂

Keep waiting for data,we were told the only people left in alaibo are people without transportation fares😂😂😂data ko, network ni… don’t go and develop your cursed land, it will be too late for you realise your foolishness😂😂
Oga bring the numbers naaaa, why are you afraid of bringing the numbers? All the statistics so far has put SW in negative from GDP to number of kidpapping and killings even to Educational enrollment.
You are just a frustrated man because when it comes to data you know that all your lies will be bursted.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by Love800(m): 8:13pm On Sep 19, 2024
This is better.
Thank you.
nolamicautos:
Here's an enhanced version:
That's the summary. There are many professional staff in hospitals. While you may not see a doctor at maternity homes, you can be assured that you will be attended to by a professional midwife.
Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by MrGerald(m): 1:18pm On Sep 23, 2024
Why some more developed areas lagging?
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