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Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by JojoArmani(m): 10:10pm On Aug 18, 2012
bin gbagbo: what exactly do they wanna smoke here?? embarassed embarassed
All de smokeable
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by larride(m): 10:25pm On Aug 18, 2012
bin gbagbo: jojo, you have my full support and blessings, but please stay away from thatt larride, he is ggay!!. . .i caught him and bushy anus in toilet room 4 last week cry cry
****shouting**** me gay? shocked shocked shocked shocked Mr Bin or whatever you call yourself, I go use shittz destory these toilet. City pig...nonsense angry angry angry
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by larride(m): 10:28pm On Aug 18, 2012
Jojo Armani: **Shouting** I noticed it. Dis is why he always wait for dat Room 4 cos is @ de edge. Dey usually spend more dan expected time. Thanks for telling me.
But since de toilet is opened to make money should I collect extra money from dem since dey re using de toilet for extra tinhuh
If you want ur tenure as the attendant to be smooth, you better know the side of whom you should stay, undecided undecided undecided undecided ******just saying******
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by JojoArmani(m): 10:30pm On Aug 18, 2012
larride: ****shouting**** me gay? shocked shocked shocked shocked Mr Bin or whatever you call yourself, I go use shittz destory these toilet. City pig...nonsense angry angry angry
truth dey pain. Why u dey waste much time in de toilet weneva ur ggay partner is around. Secondly why u dey always wait for dat extreme toilet (room 4)?
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by larride(m): 11:06pm On Aug 18, 2012
Jojo Armani: truth dey pain. Why u dey waste much time in de toilet weneva ur ggay partner is around. Secondly why u dey always wait for dat extreme toilet (room 4)?
JoJo, I dey tell you now ooo, I fit make bin sack you ooo, take ya time and just enjoy your time. undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by JojoArmani(m): 5:55am On Aug 19, 2012
larride: JoJo, I dey tell you now ooo, I fit make bin sack you ooo, take ya time and just enjoy your time. undecided undecided undecided undecided
sack ke. He is enjoying it having me as his staff unlike u.moreova I didnt apply like u, mine is by appointment. Apply again cos I will soon resign.
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by BIGVAJINA(f): 9:33am On Aug 19, 2012
shocked shocked shocked

how much,,?
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by JojoArmani(m): 9:46am On Aug 19, 2012
BIGVAJINA: shocked shocked shocked

how much,,?
it depends on wat else u want to do in de toilet, how many mins u want to spend inside de toilet, and wat type of sh.it u want to Sh.it.

So start all u want to do?
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by JojoArmani(m): 9:53am On Aug 19, 2012
seems customers go dey wella today o o o. Make I go prepare wella.
please Bigvagi.navajina come with ur friends and ur family. De bigger de people u come wit de lesser de price.
Sunday Promo
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by BIGVAJINA(f): 11:00am On Aug 19, 2012
Jojo Armani: seems customers go dey wella today o o o. Make I go prepare wella.
please Bigvagi.navajina come with ur friends and ur family. De bigger de people u come wit de lesser de price.
Sunday Promo
how much is watery poo?
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by JojoArmani(m): 2:36pm On Aug 19, 2012
BIGVAJINA: how much is watery poo?
How many mins does it take u to do such watery poo. We charge by mins. (pay as u shi.t)
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Babycoleen(f): 3:26pm On Aug 19, 2012
Laffin ma f**kin ass out ;DLaffin ma f**kin ass out
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by larride(m): 6:08pm On Aug 19, 2012
BIGVAJINA: how much is watery poo?
Can we yansh in room 4? grin grin grin grin

Babycoleen: Laffin ma f**kin ass out ;DLaffin ma f**kin ass out
Hehehehehehehehe, make I help you pack your ass wella tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by JojoArmani(m): 9:21pm On Aug 19, 2012
@larride, Yansh her? Na wa o o even wen she dey ask how much for watery poo. Wat if she do de watery poo for ur. . . . . . *cough*

De winner for dis sunday promo is Larride(regular customer) Larride here is ur prize. Shi.t twice and get one free throughtout dis weekdays. Congratulations
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by bunmioguns(m): 7:21am On Aug 20, 2012
*staggers into the toilet, meets d toilet locked, calls on d attendant, no answer. . .removes his agbada, and removes nylon frm his pocket, sits down confortably in front of the toilet, poo inside d nylon, feels refresh. .drop 5 naira on d poo and leaves
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by larride(m): 10:24am On Aug 20, 2012
bunmioguns: *staggers into the toilet, meets d toilet locked, calls on d attendant, no answer. . .removes his agbada, and removes nylon frm his pocket, sits down confortably in front of the toilet, poo inside d nylon, feels refresh. .drop 5 naira on d poo and leaves
Badt guy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin I laff sotey I mistakenly press my pastor wife breast grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by bingbagbo(op): 1:07pm On Aug 20, 2012
watz happening over hia?? embarassed embarassed
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Homar(m): 2:05pm On Aug 20, 2012
bin gbagbo: watz happening over hia?? embarassed embarassed
something that would not happen if you had put me incharge .
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Nobody: 6:57pm On Aug 20, 2012
bunmioguns: *staggers into the toilet, meets d toilet locked, calls on d attendant, no answer. . .removes his agbada, and removes nylon frm his pocket, sits down confortably in front of the toilet, poo inside d nylon, feels refresh. .drop 5 naira on d poo and leaves
laffing my arse off.............. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
oya Mr JOJO ARMANI/Larride come pack am sharp sharp

see as the toilets they smell.....no maintenance cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

dirty people grin grin grin
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by larride(m): 7:33pm On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]laffing my arse off.............. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
oya Mr JOJO ARMANI/Larride come pack am sharp sharp

see as the toilets they smell.....no maintenance cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

dirty people grin grin grin[/quote]Stop it my friend, shey I dey work for here ni, stop it jor embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by JojoArmani(m): 7:59pm On Aug 20, 2012
so larride cos u won yesterday's promo give u de authority to mess de toilet.
pays vicky and homar to clean up de toilet.
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by bingbagbo(op): 8:39pm On Aug 20, 2012
Homar: something that would not happen if you had put me incharge .
well i am considering putting you in charge of the ladies toilet, hope you will be obedient this tyme.Just keep praying!! undecided


larride: Stop it my friend, shey I dey work for here ni, stop it jor embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
if u dont work here, then tell me what you ve been doing here?? you wan chop poo?
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by ekeroyal(m): 8:48pm On Aug 20, 2012
Bin's a deekhead and his $hit is always slate-purple, smelly and damn disgusting to even imagine(but u would see it right away). Your toilet must be a pit hillbilly $hit, I recommend you and your wife and kids use it alone. And never you mention me anywhere else.

Thank you

Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by bingbagbo(op): 9:06pm On Aug 20, 2012
ekeroyal: Bin's a deekhead and his $hit is always slate-purple, smelly and damn disgusting to even imagine(but u would see it right away). Your toilet must be a pit hillbilly $hit, I recommend you and your wife and kids use it alone. And never you mention me anywhere else.

Thank you
* vomiting * shocked shocked embarassed cry
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by larride(m): 10:44pm On Aug 20, 2012
ekeroyal: Bin's a deekhead and his $hit is always slate-purple, smelly and damn disgusting to even imagine(but u would see it right away). Your toilet must be a pit hillbilly $hit, I recommend you and your wife and kids use it alone. And never you mention me anywhere else.

Thank you
Are u high or what? *slaps him angrily* otondo angry angry angry angry angry
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by larride(m): 10:47pm On Aug 20, 2012
Jojo Armani: so larride cos u won yesterday's promo give u de authority to mess de toilet.
pays vicky and homar to clean up de toilet.
Erm, I think I will like the authority to yansh any lady that comes here cheesy cheesy
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Nobody: 12:31pm On Aug 21, 2012
larride: Stop it my friend, shey I dey work for here ni, stop it jor embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue i wont... cheesy cheesy
Jojo Armani: so larride cos u won yesterday's promo give u de authority to mess de toilet.
pays vickymyself(jojo armani) and homar to clean up de toilet.
bros...you no de fear face abi? sad sad
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Jazzman01: 6:23am On Feb 19, 2023
Wasky101:
No, a different one
Drop her digits bro, this is a dead thread. I will copy and notify you to edit.
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Wasky101:
Jazzman01:
Drop her digits bro, this is a dead thread. I will copy and notify you to edit.
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Jazzman01: 2:29pm On Feb 19, 2023
[quote author=Wasky101 post=121041104][/quote]Thanks. Edit
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Quim2: 9:01pm On Sep 20, 2024
Ogbuu101


Hi

Like i said i am considering relocating to Ebonyi for a year. it is either i settle down in Afikpo or Abakiliki

I was in abakiliki 4 years ago and stayed a week at that big government hotel at presco junction. I didn't move around much but from the little i did i saw that the city was very quiet and not too populated. And there was always light.

I have never been to Afikpo though. in fact i would love to kow what this places are like now so i can deside where to get an aparemtn and stay. As a writer, all i need is constant light and peace. and maybe fresh fish from a river and cheap food.

Also i am single in my early 40s. in which town is it easier for an igbo man to get a decent local girl
Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Ogbuu101: 4:52am On Sep 21, 2024
Quim2:
Ogbuu101


Hi

Like i said i am considering relocating to Ebonyi for a year. it is either i settle down in Afikpo or Abakiliki

I was in abakiliki 4 years ago and stayed a week at that big government hotel at presco junction. I didn't move around much but from the little i did i saw that the city was very quiet and not too populated. And there was always light.

I have never been to Afikpo though. in fact i would love to kow what this places are like now so i can deside where to get an aparemtn and stay. As a writer, all i need is constant light and peace. and maybe fresh fish from a river and cheap food.

Also i am single in my early 40s. in which town is it easier for an igbo man to get a decent local girl
If regular electricity is your concern,then Abakaliki should be it.
Afikpo has light issues since time immemorial.
I’ll suggest you look for house around Mile50/Ebonyi voice area,that’s where they have the most light.
Abakaliki is a quiet town,u will see fresh and cheap foods too though house rent for newer houses are becoming costly.
You will also meet quiet,effortlessly beautiful,well brought up girls too.
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