Three men were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits.

The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

The 1st man came back and said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.

The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The 2nd man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed.

The 1st man and 2nd man met in heaven. The 1st man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with the trial"....He replied,

"i couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd man coming with Watermelons!!!

So funny

Couldn't help but laugh, well done bro

Very funy story

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the hausa man go chop water melon tire

Tascocent: Three men were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The 1st man came back n said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The 2nd man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himselfthat this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 n on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed. The 1st n 2nd man met in heaven. The 1st man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with d trial"....the 2nd man replied, "i couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd man coming with Watermelons!!!

Very funny. Truely, anybody who doesn't find this amusing should check himself/herself out.

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the 2nd Mango chop water melon tire

3rd Man u meant to say?

Very funny but this is an old joke...thanks though

Very funny but this is a old joke...thanks for the laugh though

. u try well well

larride: Very funny but this is a old joke...thanks for the laugh though

your gbagaun is even funnier. 'a old joke'

Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife....

Buhahhahhahhahahahahahaaha
Can't blv I bursted out dis late nyt

Nyc wan

Emmy9ite: your gbagaun is even funnier. 'a old joke'

Oya correct me now....OTONDO

larride:

Oya correct me now....OTONDO

an Old joke instead of a old joke............sorie Bros.

lwkmd, u try

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the hausa man go chop water melon tire

do i hear u say chop? Hm go swallow all of dem, gush

larride:

Oya correct me now....OTONDO

imagine some one who do not knw n do not knw dat he does not knw n do not want to knw. Chai bros u be complete OLODO restopower 2

odizzy: imagine some one who do not knw n do not knw dat he does not knw n do not want to knw. Chai bros u be complete OLODO restopower 2

If u dey live inside glass house, no dey throw stone

Dis joke sha old pass d boxers wey i wear for primary 7!

lol

Lagusta: Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife....

graduation with immidiate and special effect, you de chop your oga pomo; oofe to agba.

Lagusta: Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife....

When she also read dis joke,she go mistakenly tell her husband,and when her husband read dis joke,he go mistakenly omit you result from list..

Buhaahahahahahahahaha...so funny..

odizzy: imagine some one who do not knw n do not knw dat he does not knw n do not want to knw. Chai bros u be complete OLODO restopower 2

^^^ your own ‘gbagaun‘ sef plenty pass who u dey abuse.
@op... I laff tire!

Made real sense

my own story is coming soon

Its indeed a joke..............funny!