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pansophist:
I agree with everything but funny? women funny?

Point me one funny female comedian abeg. I wan check something

Are you being fr right now?

Magnoliaa:
Are you being fr right now?

what is fr?

pansophist:
what is fr?

For real.


Are you good, though, man?

Your vibe seem to be under the weather lately.

I hope it's not Pampers and Cerelac costs weighing you down? Or you're feeling pressure from all the manly, hard labour, Roman-era-style work you're doing out there, eh?

Magnoliaa:
Are you being fr right now?

Yes I am for real. I generally do not find women funny. At best a faint giggle. Sorry.

pryme:
What do you mean by "We", are you a woman behind this moniker?

If one look at a donkey and conclude its a monkey, then his/her insistence that a monkey is a donkey says more about the person.

Magnoliaa:
For real.


Are you good, though, man?

Your vibe seem to be under the weather lately.

I hope it's not Pampers and Cerelac costs weighing you down? Or you're feeling pressure from all the manly, hard labour, Roman-era-style work you're doing out there, eh?

Asking like say you care. If you really care, give me money. Money will solve all my problems right now. No cap.

I have exited the ''money does not make you happy'' crew.

pansophist:
Yes I am for real. I generally do not find women funny. At best a faint giggle. Sorry.

Eyaa.


Me, sorry? Abi I should be telling you sorry. Imagine never having experienced or enjoyed a woman's humour. Such a pity.

pansophist:
Asking like say you care. If you really care, give me money. Money will solve all my problems right now. No cap.

I have exited the ''money does not make you happy'' crew.

Now you're catching up. 😂


Toor. If you cannot accept words of consolation, come and be going. Ayam sorry for asking.

CandyOps:
So I saw this on IG and thought to share it here.




Share your thoughts below

Kindness
Confident and having self respect
Emphatic
Not giving-in to or easily moved by every trend
Etc

The more one understands about women, the less there is to like about them.

pansophist:
I agree with everything but funny? women funny?

Point me one funny female comedian abeg. I wan check something

Oh!

Chief.

There are female comedians in the entertainment industry. From observation most aren't into the traditional stand up comedy. Rather, are funny content creators on social media. E.g King Phoebe, AI girl, etc.

Women who are very playful are funny by my estimation even though not as traditional comedians. Because that joyful play will toast the atmosphere with good taste and fun. Her playful mood will make her laugh which in turn will make you play and laugh with her also.

This side of women are only known to men who are not "strict" with them. Not men who are always on their ten toes giving no room for flares of romance. If you as a man is playful she will also be playful. Though you need to strike the chord the first time.

Women are generally boring. However, every woman has a special guy she can go lady Gaga for. Once there's chemistry, you'll have a firsthand experience that women are just bigger babies. Lol.

Men are funny to everybody generally.
Women are only funny to the men they are in love with. There's no boring girl per se. She's boring because she's either talking to her female friend or a Mr Nice Guy.

A woman who has genuine interest in you will make you play like a child with her. You'll discover that true feminity is a natural relaxant and aphrodisiac. Winks.

Same way a woman who has genuine interest in you or find you lenient with her or even her assumed accomplice will reveal her dark side to you.

Genuine interest +/ non-judgemental = the dark + sweet side of women.

You just need to be the right guy pulling the right strings at the right time.

Thanks.

goran3310:
Nothing. I have a very low opinion of women.

It's a good thing you're single.

CandyOps:
I like their natural instincts. A woman's instincts is rarely wrong. She walks into a room and can sense who gives off the wrong energy, who you should avoid and who you should bond with all in a minute.

I also like how carefree they are around a man they love. They don't even seem to be aware of their environment and are usually somewhat vulnerable trusting all their care and ability to think to their man.

Lol

Thank you. It's such a refreshing thing to see a man that enjoys women.

pansophist:
If one look at a donkey and conclude its a monkey, then his/her insistence that a monkey is a donkey says more about the person.

You did not answer my question.

pryme:
You did not answer my question.

My answer is implied. If you dont get, forget about it.

Gerrard59:
Karleb, she I told you this stuff? Hypergamy works because men have to toil to get the women of their dreams/interests. The reason men work isn't just for themselves, but for their women.

I don't know about you ... I only think about me when I'm working ..

jorion:
Hearing their big dreams about career and money, knowing in my heart that most of them won't be able to achieve it.
The smile I give.. 😂😂😂😂
The funniest part of talking to a woman

choii !!! 🤭🤭
U B devil younger broda?

deltaF0SS:
choii !!! 🤭🤭
U B devil younger broda?

What to do na. Most women want to live in mansions but can't put in the effort.

jorion:
What to do na. Most women want to live in mansions but can't put in the effort.

Definitely agree, reason y they dominate the book/pencil industry, while we r engineers of sorts

Good hygiene in the house and her body, cux I hate dirty and unpleasant smell. I fit leave the hux for you,if my nose no fit get peace .. She must have SENSE, and be able to use money to bring in more money.. She must be able to combine colors,and dress smart... She must not be shaking Yash on SM or exposing her body anyhow. You there not expose your hips or wear clothes that reveal your pant lines. You must always put on pants.. I don't buy that Story they tell about pant and bra, causing them discomfort. Them just want the nipple to dey show,and make Yash dey bounce.. etc .

pansophist:
I like the softening nature of women.

You go see a hard man wey stingy like tortoise, greedy to the core and hardly smile, but one girl go just hold his button like remote, and he will melt like butter in her presence.

See Ned, as he big reach, na one small Regina dey handle am. If I beg am for 2k, he fit jam me with his motorcade, but Regina? he go carry her go Paris.

If women do not exist in men's life, Men's live will be mechanical, lacking flavour, fun and colour. Take the military as an example, where it is too structured and machinistic, just because its a male domain.

Women also have an andrenaline factor on men. Women makes lots of men work very hard financially and in the gym, either to take care of her, to woo her, and be the favour of her eyes.

This guy Mumu o 😂😂

They’re more healthier than men naturally. They live life on easy mode. Only time their body undergoes extreme stress is when pregnant.

Other than that, they’re healthier and live longer than men.

They are naturally instinctive and most times their instinct is right.
They are amoral and perform activities based on their feelings and emotions.
They're easily confused.
If they choose to be evil or manipulative, they can go to the extreme. A woman can kill you because she loves you

women are the masters of indirect approach...

Them sabi whine person die.. but older ones learned over time that in order to pass a msg clearly to a man you have to drop all those niceties and go straight to the point.

It makes them sound rude initially but
it if you pay attention it usually turns out to be the better option for you in the long run..
So most times, you are the one who didn't pay attention to how she communicates..

Sometimes babe go dey vex for you because she never sabi communicate say she dey hungry at the moment.
The min after you buy am food ehn..
come see smile

Instead of her to say she wants to eat, she will be going round and round 🤦

jorion:
Hearing their big dreams about career and money, knowing in my heart that most of them won't be able to achieve it.

The smile I give.. 😂😂😂😂

The funniest part of talking to a woman

One is currently telling me how she wants to surpass Ngozi iwela.

Nicepoker:
One is currently telling me how she wants to surpass Ngozi iwela.

That's a very exotic dream.

Please, wake her up

jorion:
That's a very exotic dream.

Please, wake her up

I only smile whenever she make that statement.

Sweetness ..., Relaxant !

CandyOps:
So I saw this on IG and thought to share it here.




Share your thoughts below

Honestly, it's difficult to think outside sexual stuff