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What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Omoawoke(op): 3:48pm On Oct 27, 2024
Please my brothers, stop asking this dumb question!

If you don’t know what a girl brings to your table, it means your head is not correct… make we tell ourselves the truth
You can have all the wealth and success in the world, but that space that a woman fills in your life cannot be bought with money.
Before we even discount the yansh and breast and sweet kpekus she blesses you with, I know you will say any girl can offer that. Then go and get any girl !!!

Bros, she go born for you, give you a home to come back from work and rest. (That’s with all things being equal sha assuming a normal condition, not talking of paternity fraud and useless girls )
That’s enough table itself…..



Try making all the success in the world and be alone. You can fuvk all the beautiful girls in the world but you will still be alone. When you go to your vacations alone and have nobody to celebrate your happy moments with you or the challenging moments…
Then you see people with their families enjoying a good family moment while all you have is yourself….
So bros, go out there and hustle and bring the money home and let the woman enjoy the money with you. Leave person daughter, no kill am!
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Zonefree(m): 3:54pm On Oct 27, 2024
A finished simp!
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Badmashiii: 3:56pm On Oct 27, 2024
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To say you're stupid would be an understatement of the year.

Allow the rich men to flex as much as they like,were any stupid lady with them when they were still hustling?
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Omoawoke(op): 3:56pm On Oct 27, 2024
And again, this issue of looking for a girl to hold intelligent conversation dey vex me..
Intelligent conversation is misunderstood.
Ability to understand sarcasm, jokes and even switch topics about everyday simple things. Even discussing a movie, music or latest TikTok trends and laugh is intelligent conversation itself


I will meet a girl and she automatically assume I am ready to start discussing some technical shitts just in the name of trying to prove intelligent conversation …. Are you mad??
After all the stress of work, then I’d start discussing the financial risk modeling, risk management strategies, change management or advanced data cleaning and analytics…. ??

Common!!!

Na so I jam this babe, I thought babe was going to start this madness intelligent conversation with me…
We Dey look ourself, she look too serious, me sef looking serious. I dey ponder wetin dey my mind…
Everything wey dey my mind na how to comot her pant and hang her legs.. who intelligent conversation help??

Na so I start I wan dey do intelligent conversation, madam look me, talk say…. Hey man!! Leave this shittt, it’s Friday night, fuvk this and let’s fuvk!!

I say correct !! May your ancestors honor you grin
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Omoawoke(op): 3:58pm On Oct 27, 2024
Zonefree:
A finished simp!
I blame civilization honestly

By now, you would have been hunting in the forest while your wives are at home praying for your safety and the gods should give you good hunts
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Zonefree(m): 4:24pm On Oct 27, 2024
Omoawoke:
I blame civilization honestly

By now, you would have been hunting in the forest while your wives are at home praying for your safety and the gods should give you good hunts
Civilized man, go and wash your woman's pant!
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by godofuck231: 4:33pm On Oct 27, 2024
If thats her reply it means she's a maggot poor and rabid puppy looking for who to suck dry,
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Sapasenator: 5:34pm On Oct 27, 2024
Omoawoke:
Please my brothers, stop asking this dumb question!

If you don’t know what a girl brings to your table, it means your head is not correct… make we tell ourselves the truth
You can have all the wealth and success in the world, but that space that a woman fills in your life cannot be bought with money.
Before we even discount the yansh and breast and sweet kpekus she blesses you with, I know you will say any girl can offer that. Then go and get any girl !!!

Bros, she go born for you, give you a home to come back from work and rest. (That’s with all things being equal sha assuming a normal condition, not talking of paternity fraud and useless girls )
That’s enough table itself…..



Try making all the success in the world and be alone. You can fuvk all the beautiful girls in the world but you will still be alone. When you go to your vacations alone and have nobody to celebrate your happy moments with you or the challenging moments…
Then you see people with their families enjoying a good family moment while all you have is yourself….
So bros, go out there and hustle and bring the money home and let the woman enjoy the money with you. Leave person daughter, no kill am!
You can be married and still be ALONE.
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Nicepoker(m): 5:57pm On Oct 27, 2024
Diary of a completely finished SIMP grin
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Omoawoke(op): 6:30pm On Oct 27, 2024
godofuck231:
If thats her reply it means she's a maggot poor and rabid puppy looking for who to suck dry,
The interesting thing that a whole lot people pretend and come here forming champion

The question is this? Who are the guys drooling over women offline?
Who are the guys emptying their pockets to satisfy women out there and even get nothing in return?

Guys fight and kill one another for pussy… men out there are using every opportunity to harass women at work places, schools…
Lecturers sleep with students for marks, bosses sleep with junior staff, movie producers promise movie roles for sex… and the list go on…
Prostitution is still the most lucrative industry and pornhub is still cashing out

Where these men when everyone is claiming champion online

And you that are talking, how much can you resist the beauty and the curves of a woman? You don’t like women? You won’t be happy to have beautiful girls all over you??
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Omoawoke(op): 6:37pm On Oct 27, 2024
Zonefree:
Civilized man, go and wash your woman's pant!
If this lady tell you to wash her pants and she will fvk you…

You are here forming champion but will do worse offline for girls not even half as pretty as this one here

Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by tanigororo: 6:44pm On Oct 27, 2024
Omoawoke:
Please my brothers, stop asking this dumb question!

If you don’t know what a girl brings to your table, it means your head is not correct… make we tell ourselves the truth
You can have all the wealth and success in the world, but that space that a woman fills in your life cannot be bought with money.
Before we even discount the yansh and breast and sweet kpekus she blesses you with, I know you will say any girl can offer that. Then go and get any girl !!!

Bros, she go born for you, give you a home to come back from work and rest. (That’s with all things being equal sha assuming a normal condition, not talking of paternity fraud and useless girls )
That’s enough table itself…..



Try making all the success in the world and be alone. You can fuvk all the beautiful girls in the world but you will still be alone. When you go to your vacations alone and have nobody to celebrate your happy moments with you or the challenging moments…
Then you see people with their families enjoying a good family moment while all you have is yourself….
So bros, go out there and hustle and bring the money home and let the woman enjoy the money with you. Leave person daughter, no kill am!
Like You were deprived Woman in your childhood?
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by lastkingsman: 6:50pm On Oct 27, 2024
Omoawoke:
If this lady tell you to wash her pants and she will fvk you…

You are here forming champion but will do worse offline for girls not even half as pretty as this one here
Lekwanu ukwu grin

If this one captures you, otilor, finished man grin
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Omoawoke(op): 7:46pm On Oct 27, 2024
lastkingsman:
Lekwanu ukwu grin

If this one captures you, otilor, finished man grin
If you see wetin men dey do for woman, fear go catch you!

I had this very beautiful babe with complete assets whey we dey chop ourselves…. This babe will open her phone and be showing me how men are drooling over her like puppies… bros, you will see people’s uncles, directors and managers begging for kpekus like puppy…
She will even make them bark like a dog and sit on fours and bring out their tongues… and yes, men do it..
And they come here to my thread forming Bruce Lee…
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Omoawoke(op): 7:49pm On Oct 27, 2024
tanigororo:
Like You were deprived Woman in your childhood?
Should I have had women in my childhood?…
Of course my childhood is for innocence and playing with other innocent kids

Even though I’ve had the uncanny joy at peeping at older ladies skirts
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by jorion(m): 7:52pm On Oct 27, 2024
Omoawoke:
Please my brothers, stop asking this dumb question!

If you don’t know what a girl brings to your table, it means your head is not correct… make we tell ourselves the truth
You can have all the wealth and success in the world, but that space that a woman fills in your life cannot be bought with money.
Before we even discount the yansh and breast and sweet kpekus she blesses you with, I know you will say any girl can offer that. Then go and get any girl !!!

Bros, she go born for you, give you a home to come back from work and rest. (That’s with all things being equal sha assuming a normal condition, not talking of paternity fraud and useless girls )
That’s enough table itself…..



Try making all the success in the world and be alone. You can fuvk all the beautiful girls in the world but you will still be alone. When you go to your vacations alone and have nobody to celebrate your happy moments with you or the challenging moments…
Then you see people with their families enjoying a good family moment while all you have is yourself….
So bros, go out there and hustle and bring the money home and let the woman enjoy the money with you. Leave person daughter, no kill am!
Finally, YOU WILL LEARN AND YOU WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY.

You think this is the 60's or 90's where man can fully finance their household or women know their roles in a household?

If you like marry woman wey no know how to cook, that's your business.

DON'T JUST DRAG OTHER MEN ON YOUR WAY TO SIMPHOOD.

AND LET ME ASSURE YOU THIS, THE MOST LONELY MEN IN THIS WORLD ARE MARRIED MEN. MOST OF THEM DON'T EVEN LIKE GOING BACK HOME WHILE OTHERS JUST KEEP QUIET IN THE HOME FOR THE WOMEN TO MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS TO AVOID QUARRELS. MANY OF THEM SEE THEIR EARLY DEATH DUE TO FINANCIAL BURDENS HEAPED ON THEM BY THE LIABILITIES THEY CALL WIVES.

YOU WILL LEARN AND YOU WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by eepeepook: 8:18pm On Oct 27, 2024
If she’s educated, she should possess the intellect to answer the question.
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by tanigororo: 9:22pm On Oct 27, 2024
Omoawoke:
Should I have had women in my childhood?…
Of course my childhood is for innocence and playing with other innocent kids

Even though I’ve had the uncanny joy at peeping at older ladies skirts
I see, nothing further more
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by lastkingsman: 10:37pm On Oct 27, 2024
Omoawoke:
If you see wetin men dey do for woman, fear go catch you!

I had this very beautiful babe with complete assets whey we dey chop ourselves…. This babe will open her phone and be showing me how men are drooling over her like puppies… bros, you will see people’s uncles, directors and managers begging for kpekus like puppy…
She will even make them bark like a dog and sit on fours and bring out their tongues… and yes, men do it..
And they come here to my thread forming Bruce Lee…
Lmao. grin

My first experience on this was during my Industrial training. Did my IT in the one of the most valuable companies in Nigeria.

There's this fair beautiful imo lady that men were fighting cold war on top her matter. Even me wey be broke ass ni**er then dey eye her matter.

The man that was signing off our weekly activities report na werey. He dey always like give weekly take-home technical assessment. If you write nonsense or copy another person work, no signature for you and he even threatened us he will report us to our various universities. Say make everybody sit up oh grin

The fine girl come meet me say she needed help with the assessments. Na so we became close. Bros, I see the kind messages men wey dey wear suits with titles everywhere dey send this girl. I shock.

The girl just dey receive gifts and money rights, left and center sotey me to come begin dey enjoy the blessings wey dey overflow grin

I come doff my hat for bottom power grin
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by goran3310(m): 12:56am On Oct 28, 2024
Omoawoke:
Please my brothers, stop asking this dumb question!

If you don’t know what a girl brings to your table, it means your head is not correct… make we tell ourselves the truth
You can have all the wealth and success in the world, but that space that a woman fills in your life cannot be bought with money.
Before we even discount the yansh and breast and sweet kpekus she blesses you with, I know you will say any girl can offer that. Then go and get any girl !!!

Bros, she go born for you, give you a home to come back from work and rest. (That’s with all things being equal sha assuming a normal condition, not talking of paternity fraud and useless girls )
That’s enough table itself…..



Try making all the success in the world and be alone. You can fuvk all the beautiful girls in the world but you will still be alone. When you go to your vacations alone and have nobody to celebrate your happy moments with you or the challenging moments…
Then you see people with their families enjoying a good family moment while all you have is yourself….
So bros, go out there and hustle and bring the money home and let the woman enjoy the money with you. Leave person daughter, no kill am!
Alert! Alert! Simp detected
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by godofuck231: 1:33am On Oct 28, 2024
Omoawoke:
The interesting thing that a whole lot people pretend and come here forming champion

The question is this? Who are the guys drooling over women offline?
Who are the guys emptying their pockets to satisfy women out there and even get nothing in return?

Guys fight and kill one another for pussy… men out there are using every opportunity to harass women at work places, schools…
Lecturers sleep with students for marks, bosses sleep with junior staff, movie producers promise movie roles for sex… and the list go on…
Prostitution is still the most lucrative industry and pornhub is still cashing out

Where these men when everyone is claiming champion online

And you that are talking, how much can you resist the beauty and the curves of a woman? You don’t like women? You won’t be happy to have beautiful girls all over you??
carry your slack job go abeg , less privileged toetoe
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Omoawoke(op): 1:58am On Oct 28, 2024
lastkingsman:
Lmao. grin

My first experience on this was during my Industrial training. Did my IT in the one of the most valuable companies in Nigeria.

There's this fair beautiful imo lady that men were fighting cold war on top her matter. Even me wey be broke ass ni**er then dey eye her matter.

The man that was signing off our weekly activities report na werey. He dey always like give weekly take-home technical assessment. If you write nonsense or copy another person work, no signature for you and he even threatened us he will report us to our various universities. Say make everybody sit up oh grin

The fine girl come meet me say she needed help with the assessments. Na so we became close. Bros, I see the kind messages men wey dey wear suits with titles everywhere dey send this girl. I shock.

The girl just dey receive gifts and money rights, left and center sotey me to come begin dey enjoy the blessings wey dey overflow grin

I come doff my hat for bottom power grin
Hahaha fear bottom power. grin
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by vb0mb(m):
Imagine asking this type of ladies the question.
You already know the answer.
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Fiscus105(m): 3:43am On Oct 28, 2024
Omoawoke:
And again, this issue of looking for a girl to hold intelligent conversation dey vex me..
Intelligent conversation is misunderstood.
Ability to understand sarcasm, jokes and even switch topics about everyday simple things. Even discussing a movie, music or latest TikTok trends and laugh is intelligent conversation itself


I will meet a girl and she automatically assume I am ready to start discussing some technical shitts just in the name of trying to prove intelligent conversation …. Are you mad??
After all the stress of work, then I’d start discussing the financial risk modeling, risk management strategies, change management or advanced data cleaning and analytics…. ??

Common!!!

Na so I jam this babe, I thought babe was going to start this madness intelligent conversation with me…
We Dey look ourself, she look too serious, me sef looking serious. I dey ponder wetin dey my mind…
Everything wey dey my mind na how to comot her pant and hang her legs.. who intelligent conversation help??

Na so I start I wan dey do intelligent conversation, madam look me, talk say…. Hey man!! Leave this shittt, it’s Friday night, fuvk this and let’s fuvk!!

I say correct !! May your ancestors honor you grin
How many of you guys here, bring intelligent conversations to nairaland posts? Several times, wen they post on nairaland, the first page would full of insults, both tribal and gender sentiments, in which it will not even encourages you to read forward.
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by YoungBlackRico(m): 4:28am On Oct 28, 2024
🤦🏼‍♂️
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by JONSYN7154: 6:10am On Oct 28, 2024
Omoawoke:
Please my brothers, stop asking this dumb question!

If you don’t know what a girl brings to your table, it means your head is not correct… make we tell ourselves the truth
You can have all the wealth and success in the world, but that space that a woman fills in your life cannot be bought with money.
Before we even discount the yansh and breast and sweet kpekus she blesses you with, I know you will say any girl can offer that. Then go and get any girl !!!

Bros, she go born for you, give you a home to come back from work and rest. (That’s with all things being equal sha assuming a normal condition, not talking of paternity fraud and useless girls )
That’s enough table itself…..



Try making all the success in the world and be alone. You can fuvk all the beautiful girls in the world but you will still be alone. When you go to your vacations alone and have nobody to celebrate your happy moments with you or the challenging moments…
Then you see people with their families enjoying a good family moment while all you have is yourself….
So bros, go out there and hustle and bring the money home and let the woman enjoy the money with you. Leave person daughter, no kill am!
A woman does not have to bring anything to the table because she herself IS THE TABLE.
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Fahvvy: 6:25am On Oct 28, 2024
I have never asked a woman this question and I never will undecided...

That's because there are certain qualities I look for in a woman, once you don't have them, you're simply for recreational use only undecided...

And the fact that you have to ask this question is proof of one of two things undecided...

Either you're blind to see the value of that woman or the woman doesn't have anything you consider valuable undecided...
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by Baronthecelebri(m): 8:53am On Oct 28, 2024
Foolish SIMP
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by samwheel(m): 9:32am On Oct 28, 2024
Omoawoke:
If this lady tell you to wash her pants and she will fvk you…

You are here forming champion but will do worse offline for girls not even half as pretty as this one here
A very foolish and finished simp.

Go lick and chop and swallow the pants too.

Fvcking simp, tueh! undecided
Re: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by nasbiafra(m): 4:42pm On Oct 28, 2024
damn i have sisters like three so i will be mute on how i really feel about what women brings to the table
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