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Toh

How can president be licking microphone like lollipop?

he, he, he lick it like a lolli pop

he lick it like a lolli pop

Salewa97:
Toh

toh, toh, tundaaaa

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the

microphone?

All these things were just gimmicks jare

It was part of the strategy

E be like say you don go pay Tinubu some small small money

trutharena:
E be like say you don go pay Tinubu some small small money

do you also lick microphones

HeatSeeker:
All these things were just gimmicks jare

It was part of the strategy

Dobale

Mr. President, can you test the mic?



-slurp, slurp

Tinubu: It tastes like voltage

Q: How does one identify a smart leader

A: Well, it sure can't be the microphone licker

Q: Da fuuu, who would lick a microphone?

A: Tinubu would

What thoughts occupy the mind of a microphone licker

The lick was a masterstroke

VaselineCrew:
Dobale

For democracy

HgAkpobomeEr:
The lick was a masterstroke

Honestly

The fossil would do worse than lick a microphone if put under such stressful condition like campaigning again.

Wailers should get a meaningful life devoid of wasting the current one away

Lmao .


Was it a cake microphone?? Must've mistook the word test for taste .. Some people pronounce the two word the same way

HeatSeeker:
All these things were just gimmicks jare

It was part of the strategy

Which strategy? Are you saying those rubbish made you vote for Tinubu? If yes then something is wrong with you.

HeatSeeker:
All these things were just gimmicks jare

It was part of the strategy

Which strategy? Are you saying those rubbish made you vote for Tinubu? If yes then something is wrong with you...

He actually did that to show that it was not working and he was right.

helinues:
Wailers should get a meaningful life devoid of wasting the current one away

Zombies should get a job instead of donating their brains to emilokan for 33k

CrossRhodes:
Zombies should get a job instead of donating their brains to emilokan for 33k

33k is still better than labouring in vain

If only Agbadorians saw the red flag, they won't be online here in nairaland creating different accounts begging people for money

The mic tasting is a classic.

Baba just dey show people say he get level.

helinues:
33k is still better than labouring in vain

But am not crying ebinpawa oo, like videos of your relatives we have seen.
Did you all labour in vain? Why crying ebinpawa ooo?

Christmas is around and you are already planning to line up in front of bourdillon for yearly crumbs like zombies

CrossRhodes:
But am not crying ebinpawa oo, like videos of your relatives we have seen.
Did you all labour in vain? Why crying ebinpawa ooo?

Christmas is around and you are already planning to line up in front of bourdillon for yearly crumbs like zombies

Hahaha

Go through your own comments history.

How come you understand hardship more than those who are experiencing it?

helinues:
Hahaha

Go through your own comments history.

How come you understand hardship more than those who are experiencing it?

A zombie cannot understand empathy.

You are too dull to engage with.

Are you going to post screenshots of your Pnl today or what?

idahme:
Which strategy? Are you saying those rubbish made you vote for Tinubu? If yes then something is wrong with you...

The north said he deceived them, this can be part of the deception they're referring to

The lick was intentional.