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Well it's funny but not funny,me and my pregnant wife were taking a stroll along the road last night,and suddenly she stopped walking,I was alarmed,I asked her what was wrong and she said she is tired that I should back her,I thought she was joking and started laughing,but she insisted I should back her, on a busy road,and her weight which has now almost doubled,I playfully declined and she got angry , saying that am not caring,right now am in her bad books as she is not ready to budge.,well share your experiences about the weird behavior of your pregnant wives if any.

Married pregnant women are some of the SHITTIEST women out there.

Their entitlement is UNPARALLELED!

They think the world should serve them just because they got fuccked and got pregnant.

They reduce their husbands to SLAVES and the rest of the world to ASSISTANT slaves.

You will see a SINGLE 7-months pregnant lady jogging to catch a bus to her daily HUSTLE but a MARRIED 3-weeks pregnant lady will throw a tantrum if her husband does not run to get her a COCKROACH-FLAVOURED ice-cream at 3 AM.

Married pregnant ladies make OUTLANDISH requests of their husbands. The push boundaries and become UNREASONABLE.

Carrying a GROWN adult on your back is difficult enough. But carrying a GROWN adult who is also pregnant on your back is just RIDICULOUS.

You could STUMBLE and fall. And that would be a DISASTER.

Her request was an UNREASONABLE attempt to assert CONTROL over you.

If she was REALLY tired, she'd have just asked you to wait for her to regain her strength before you continue your stroll.

But she wanted to make her monkey DANCE.

You would have just attempted to do it even if it is just for a few steps and then you scream that you are tired and calmly drop her. It will all end in laugh, hugs and atmosphere of joy.

lol 😂

udomonday:
Well it's funny but not funny,me and my pregnant wife were taking a stroll along the road last night,and suddenly she stopped walking,I was alarmed,I asked her what was wrong and she said she is tired that I should back her,I thought she was joking and started laughing,but she insisted I should back her, on a busy road,and her weight which has now almost doubled,I playfully declined and she got angry , saying that am not caring,right now am in her bad books as she is not ready to budge.,well share your experiences about the weird behavior of your pregnant wives if any.

so if she feels weak u people can't take bike or keke napep home?

I can do anything that will make me look stupid outside in front of everyone just because I want to please my wife

Imagine the scene u will create if u had backed her

Stevenbright:
You would have just attempted to do it even if it is just for a few steps and then you scream that you are tired and calmly drop her. It will all end in laugh, hugs and atmosphere of joy.

on a busy road?

I can't do that cos I hate attention, me wey dey follow another route to avoid greeting people n unnecessary talk

I can't even do that in public never

2 weeks pregnancy, yeah?

udomonday:
Well it's funny but not funny,me and my pregnant wife were taking a stroll along the road last night,and suddenly she stopped walking,I was alarmed,I asked her what was wrong and she said she is tired that I should back her,I thought she was joking and started laughing,but she insisted I should back her, on a busy road,and her weight which has now almost doubled,I playfully declined and she got angry , saying that am not caring,right now am in her bad books as she is not ready to budge.,well share your experiences about the weird behavior of your pregnant wives if any.

You could have easily resolved this problem by doing a quick google ask on why it is not a good idea to give a pregnant woman a piggy-back ride.

Loool 😂 she’d be fine, I was strong and active with my two pregnancies, I only craved moi moi and bread and the moi moi must be served inside that big tin tomatoes can…. Tin tomato can was basically my plate lol 😆

When they know the unborn baby is not yours that's how they behave.

Goodnewsforlife:
so if she feels weak u people can't take bike or keke napep home?

I can do anything that will make me look stupid outside in front of everyone just because I want to please my wife

Imagine the scene u will create if u had backed her

It would have been on TikTok and plenty reels by now😄😄😄

Lamanii22:
Loool 😂 she’d be fine, I was strong and active with my two pregnancies, I only craved moi moi and bread and the moi moi must be served inside that big tin tomatoes can…. Tin tomato can was basically my plate lol 😆

Na wa. I guess the can itself add some flavour to moi moi. Pregnant women wahala no be here o. At least you tried being all through.

Kobojunkie:
You could have easily resolved this problem by doing a quick google ask on why it is not a good idea to give a pregnant woman a piggy-back ride.

That's why he needs to confirm the age of the pregnancy because no pregnant woman in her third trimester will demand a piggy-back ride.

Stevenbright:
You would have just attempted to do it even if it is just for a few steps and then you scream that you are tired and calmly drop her. It will all end in laugh, hugs and atmosphere of joy.

Wise man 😂

Stevenbright:
You would have just attempted to do it even if it is just for a few steps and then you scream that you are tired and calmly drop her. It will all end in laugh, hugs and atmosphere of joy.

Are you sdrious

udomonday:
Well it's funny but not funny,me and my pregnant wife were taking a stroll along the road last night,and suddenly she stopped walking,I was alarmed,I asked her what was wrong and she said she is tired that I should back her,I thought she was joking and started laughing,but she insisted I should back her, on a busy road,and her weight which has now almost doubled,I playfully declined and she got angry , saying that am not caring,right now am in her bad books as she is not ready to budge.,well share your experiences about the weird behavior of your pregnant wives if any.

I can relate.

My wife woke me up around 2am that she wants to eat okpehe rice that I should cook it for her. I thought she was joking o.

Omo, come see cry .

Stevenbright:
You would have just attempted to do it even if it is just for a few steps and then you scream that you are tired and calmly drop her. It will all end in laugh, hugs and atmosphere of joy.

Who does that back pregnancy woman abi the belle dey her back

Ignore her.

JONSYN7154:
I can relate.

My wife woke me up around 2am that she wants to eat okpehe rice that I should cook it for her. I thought she was joking o.

Omo, come see cry .

Eiyaaa!
Did you cook it? 😀
I bet she wanted it made with palm oil.

They only try that with men they feel they can manipulate or use that time to get back at some men for previous wrongs.

Even the so called midnight cravings etc, is controllable.

If your wife knows you will just hiss & turn to the side, She would think twice before she tries to send you on any fools errand at impossible times

Having a pregnancy is not a license to act like a baby.

Attach a watermelon to your belly and water bottles to your arms and legs and stroll around. Let’s see who is weird.

SKhanmi:
They only try that with men they feel they can manipulate or use that time to get back at some men for previous wrongs.

Even the so called midnight cravings etc, is controllable.

If your wife knows you will just hiss & turn to the side, She would think twice before she tries to send you on any fools errand at impossible times

Having a pregnancy is not a license to act like a baby.

Tell your wife.

SKhanmi:
They only try that with men they feel they can manipulate or use that time to get back at some men for previous wrongs.

Even the so called midnight cravings etc, is controllable.

If your wife knows you will just hiss & turn to the side, She would think twice before she tries to send you on any fools errand at impossible times

Having a pregnancy is not a license to act like a baby.

Are you married? If you're not, then you won't understand.

Mariangeles:
Eiyaaa!
Did you cook it? 😀
I bet she wanted it made with palm oil.

If there's okpehe I'd have cooked it.

When I see a pregnant woman I do pity their husband but not the useless one who doesn't care about their wife(ves).

Ganjafama:
Are you married? If you're not, then you won't understand.

From his comment you'll know he's not married.

JONSYN7154:
If there's okpehe I'd have cooked it.

When I see a pregnant woman I do pity their husband but not the useless one who doesn't care about their wife(ves).

oga that's pure manipulation

Nothing like that shit, as if we self no get wife wey don born

If she send u to sanbisa forest to buy akara u better rush there cos she's crying

E go shock u when u see her chats with her friends bragging of how he controls his husband at will

Dey play

SKhanmi:
They only try that with men they feel they can manipulate or use that time to get back at some men for previous wrongs.

Even the so called midnight cravings etc, is controllable.

If your wife knows you will just hiss & turn to the side, She would think twice before she tries to send you on any fools errand at impossible times

Having a pregnancy is not a license to act like a baby.

don't mind those fools

They will have sense when their wife tell them to touch fire that she's craving for the smell of their burnt skin

Goodnewsforlife:
oga that's pure manipulation

Nothing like that shit, as if we self no get wife wey don born

If she send u to sanbisa forest to buy akara u better rush there cos she's crying

E go shock u when u see her chats with her friends bragging of how he controls his husband at will

Dey play

Treat your own wife the way you want.

JONSYN7154:
If there's okpehe I'd have cooked it.

When I see a pregnant woman I do pity their husband but not the useless one who doesn't care about their wife(ves).

Reminds me of a man who bought Amala with goat meat in Lagos, for his pregnant wife who was craving it desperately, and flew all the way to Enugu to give it to her. 😀
Men dey!

JONSYN7154:
I can relate.

My wife woke me up around 2am that she wants to eat okpehe rice that I should cook it for her. I thought she was joking o.

Omo, come see cry .

no be small thing my brother.men have to relearn the art of tactfulness,when it comes to handling pregnant wife.

Mariangeles:
Reminds me of a man who bought Amala with goat meat in Lagos, for his pregnant wife who was craving it desperately, and flew all the way to Enugu to give it to her. 😀
Men dey!

men dey truly.

Someone here was insulting me when I say my wife was craving for okpehe rice.