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Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Easybela(f): 11:04am On Mar 16
Hilarious comments grin grin grin grin grin,feel free to add yours.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Easybela(f): 11:07am On Mar 16
grin grin

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Froshloaded(m): 11:08am On Mar 16

Kuku kill me na
Maybe you are the first lady to get pregnant

I will just pack my things and japa

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by chinchonglee(m): 11:10am On Mar 16
I wont even answer...
simply get a maid.
I cant die!

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Easybela(f): 11:12am On Mar 16
grin grin grin

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by cRobo: 11:19am On Mar 16
Pregnant neighbor that don't even greet anybody before came knocking at my door because she perceived the aroma of the spaghetti I was preparing,

Thank God her husband was around and I insisted her husband eat from the food because I don't want any diabolic accusations

Cut story short

The pregnant lady finish my pot of spaghetti and asked me when next am I cooking it again

Her husband later apologized but I told him that there is nothing to apologize over

Las las she gave birth to a twins, a boy and a girl

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Easybela(f): 11:21am On Mar 16
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cRobo:
Pregnant neighbor that don't even greet anybody before came knocking at my door because she perceived the aroma of the spaghetti I was preparing,

Thank God her husband was around and I insisted her husband eat from the food because I don't want any diabolic accusations

Cut story short

The pregnant lady finish my pot of spaghetti and asked me when next am I cooking it again

Her husband later apologized but I told him that there is nothing to apologize over

Las las she gave birth to a twins, a boy and a girl

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by xendra(f): 11:36am On Mar 16
I pray it never does that to me, I no fit suffer person pikin

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Easybela(f): 11:45am On Mar 16
grin same here, I don't pray for all those drama.
xendra:
I pray it never does that to me, I no fit suffer person pikin

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by RisenPhoenix(m): 11:45am On Mar 16
xendra:
I pray it never does that to me, I no fit suffer person pikin

Don't worry. All na wayo. Woman just dey take am do shakara for their husband. If their husband no mind them, or if na baby mama dem be, na any and everything dem see dem go chop. Na only when one mumu husband dey for house na den deir pregnancy go make them think of shawarma at 2 am. Make I hear word joor.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by AfroKnight: 11:47am On Mar 16
Honestly, I wonder if I really need a wife. grin

So because of small pregnancy you will now stress my laive? grin

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Nobody: 11:51am On Mar 16
Someone I know, hers is sour soup. If she cooks, she'll dip her hands inside the soup overnight so it will get sour by the next day. That's when she can eat it otherwise she won't eat.

Another one is chewing ice block. All her drinks must have ice blocks in it.

For some, they can't stand their husband smell like they won't allow him to come near them until they are delivered of the baby. Weird. shocked

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by XhosaNostra(f): 12:15pm On Mar 16
Show me your WhatsApp messages, the baby wants to see them grin

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Belafonte(m): 12:19pm On Mar 16
All these wonderful cravings never happen to teenage mums, or kept second wives or baby mamas. Men make una dey Mumu una sef una hear?

All these cravings are intentional.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Froshloaded(m): 12:29pm On Mar 16
XhosaNostra:
Show me your WhatsApp messages, the baby wants to see them grin
Xhosa

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Easybela(f): 12:31pm On Mar 16
grin hanty,hanty hanty,how many times did i call you,please respect your own cravings oooo grin grin grin grin grin
XhosaNostra:
Show me your WhatsApp messages, the baby wants to see them grin

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by xendra(f): 12:54pm On Mar 16
RisenPhoenix:


Don't worry. All na wayo. Woman just dey take am do shakara for their husband. If their husband no mind them, or if na baby mama dem be, na any and everything dem see dem go chop. Na only when one mumu husband dey for house na den deir pregnancy go make them think of shawarma at 2 am. Make I hear word joo.
shut your ignorance joor! some eat wet sand because of pregnancy cravings, is that also to suffer their husbands? pregnancy is different for different women, count yourself lucky if na shawarma your own dey find; or your pikin go chop sand tire

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by xendra(f): 12:57pm On Mar 16
Belafonte:
All these wonderful cravings never happen to teenage mums, or kept second wives or baby mamas. Men make una dey Mumu una sef una year?

All these cravings are intentional.
even for wives, it's not every woman that experiences it; pregnancy is different for different women, but a single mother will have to send someone else since she doesn't have a husband.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Brooke60(f): 1:05pm On Mar 16
My husby ehn, make I no talk.

It is actually beautiful though

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Leezah(f): 1:10pm On Mar 16
cheesy cheesy
The non-app-driven response would be - because they want to.

Pregnancy, as you may already know, is a very hormonal event, more like 9 consecutive months of events, with a special prayer for the successful delivery and a live birth.

Even without hormones, many people have cravings: they are induced by the lack of some chemical in the body or the need for some chemical to be present (such as coffee to stay alert or chocolate to be happy), and the brain is driven to crave that exact substance.

With the hormones added to the mix, there is an increase in requirements: not just chemicals, but substances based on colors and textures, up to and including the revival of that which we have not craved in decades.

If you were asking "Why?" while standing at 3am at the checkout lane of the supermarket where your expectant partner had sent you to fetch anchovies and strawberry ice cream, do not despair: it's a small price to pay for having a new bundle of joy in your life.

For reference, below is a chart with those cravings and healthy substitutions but if a pregnant female is craving chocolate, please do not substitute it with a trail mix for the time being.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by vincentjk(m): 1:12pm On Mar 16
My aunt once requested for bitter leaf soup prepared without ogiri when she was carrying her second baby, which restaurant prepares onubu soup without ogiri

The smell makes her want to vomit she said

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by XhosaNostra(f): 1:27pm On Mar 16
Easybela:
grin hanty,hanty hanty,how many times did i call you,please respect your own cravings oooo grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Pearl05(f): 1:28pm On Mar 16
Never had any special cravings when pregnant but at a point couldn't stand the smell of fish and chicken. So I avoided them.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Belafonte(m): 1:54pm On Mar 16
xendra:
even for wives, it's not every woman that experiences it; pregnancy is different for different women, but a single mother will have to send someone else since she doesn't have a husband.

At 2 am? Lol. Okay, then.
Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by RisenPhoenix(m): 1:57pm On Mar 16
xendra:
shut your ignorance joor! some eat wet sand because of pregnancy cravings, is that also to suffer their husbands? pregnancy is different for different women, count yourself lucky if na shawarma your own dey find; or your pikin go chop sand tire

I'll believe it when I see a teenager with unwanted pregnancy getting such cravings. You know, the type that successfully hide their pregnancy and then dump the baby in the toilet. I wonder why they never get any such cravings?

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by DontBullshitMe: 2:24pm On Mar 16
It's all comfortability.

A pregnant woman who has no hope of food has no business for some awkward cravings.

Give a woman a metre, she will take a mile.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by xendra(f): 2:25pm On Mar 16
RisenPhoenix:


I'll believe it when I see a teenager with unwanted pregnancy getting such cravings. You know, the type that successfully hide their pregnancy and then dump the baby in the toilet. I wonder why they never get any such cravings?
they'd also secretly get it for themselves and nobody will know.
meaning you will never know so you can keep waiting

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by mytime24(f): 2:36pm On Mar 16
Thread not for moi maintenant
Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by adedayoa2(f): 2:41pm On Mar 16
I could not eat meat, it tasted like wood in my mouth, and i craved for party rice.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Kenmatt(m): 2:44pm On Mar 16
Xendra, stop this your defense entirety.

Few ladies do it doesn't mean all ladies do it.

It's just you against all men.

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by X0012(m): 2:49pm On Mar 16
I'm thinking bout wat she might put me through wen she finally get pregnant. Nah to stock house with enough fruits and food be that. I can't be going out at 1 or 2am in the morning cus that

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Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by xendra(f): 2:52pm On Mar 16
Kenmatt:
Xendra, stop this your defense entirety.

Few ladies do it doesn't mean all ladies do it.

It's just you against all men.
yeah, It occured to me I'm replying to children, I don't owe you any explanations afterall

since you cant read/understand when I said its not every woman or maybe you just want to mention me cheesy

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