₦airaland Forum

JikSneh:
I was Hot and opted for a quick OS, I got one Yoruba damsel from oyo, her slim pretty black face obviously filled with bold tribal mark which easily gave her out as ijebu.
I took her to my hotel room, when the time was right for genital meet and greet, to my utmost suprise, it was a He, yes! My Yoruba OS damsel was a "He"with his baby snake like pimpim dangling in between his legs, the idiot has already drank Smirnoff ice, ate goat head pepper soup...... I threw up that night for almost an hour.
The ewedu munching fool got the worst beating of his life that night ..... Fear them!

Pinethree:
Dear Mommy and Daddies, please am not a scammer, I can prove everything I say here beyond all doubt! i won't be doing this if only there's a glimmer of hope. please forgive me, but it seems that I have no choice. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes and with a very heavy heart. I'm doing this for my little girl who is asthmatic, I have exhausted my savings to buy her Seretide inhaler but at this point it has become too expensive to afford. I work two jobs to provide for my family but it never seem to be enough and as it stands I have exhausted all channels with which I can borrow money to buy it. It is sold for 18,500 but anything we can lay our hands on is perfectly okay please. Even 1k will go a long way to keep my baby girl alive please. Please my family, am on my knees, I am pleading for assistance to save my daughters life. I beg you in God's name please.. Any well meaning Nigerian whom God has touched their heart to help us, please help us. May the Almighty GOD bless all you lay your fingers on, amen.
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M.A
First City Monument Bank (FCMB)
May God bless you immensely ❤ 🙏

Ps: this is the last one I bought, it will finish latest tomorrow 🙏🏽🙏🏽😢

Dickson178:
Not achieving anything, except life am living. 2025 WILL be my year of financial breakthrough 💯

Nokio2:
It is going to be on the 25th
When I go serve my homies kpanla fish stew and boiled sweet potatoes

Pinethree:
Dear Mommy and Daddies, please am not a scammer, I can prove everything I say here beyond all doubt! i won't be doing this if only there's a glimmer of hope. please forgive me, but it seems that I have no choice. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes and with a very heavy heart. I'm doing this for my little girl who is asthmatic, I have exhausted my savings to buy her Seretide inhaler but at this point it has become too expensive to afford. I work two jobs to provide for my family but it never seem to be enough and as it stands I have exhausted all channels with which I can borrow money to buy it. It is sold for 18,500 but anything we can lay our hands on is perfectly okay please. Even 1k will go a long way to keep my baby girl alive please. Please my family, am on my knees, I am pleading for assistance to save my daughters life. I beg you in God's name please.. Any well meaning Nigerian whom God has touched their heart to help us, please help us. May the Almighty GOD bless all you lay your fingers on, amen.
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[color=dark]5[/color][color=dark]78[/color][color=dark]7[/color]

M.A
First City Monument Bank (FCMB)
May God bless you immensely ❤ 🙏

Ps: this is the last one I bought, it will finish latest tomorrow 🙏🏽🙏🏽😢

JikSneh:
I was Hot and opted for a quick OS, I got one Yoruba damsel from oyo, her slim pretty black face obviously filled with bold tribal mark which easily gave her out as ijebu.
I took her to my hotel room, when the time was right for genital meet and greet, to my utmost suprise, it was a He, yes! My Yoruba OS damsel was a "He"with his baby snake like pimpim dangling in between his legs, the idiot has already drank Smirnoff ice, ate goat head pepper soup...... I threw up that night for almost an hour.
The ewedu munching fool got the worst beating of his life that night ..... Fear them!

Goldplucker:
Did the MF refund you your initial payment?

gigabyte13:
As l never Sabi loan app
I no Sabi Dem at all at all
Dem threaten me this year like twice
As l no be pro in the borrowing industry
I almost get HBP.
But now, na Dem dey call me everyday make l come borrow 1M and above.......

If you no get mind like some addicted debtors
No go near loan apps ooooo

BarrElChapo:
For real 😧 ??

gigabyte13:
As l never Sabi loan app
I no Sabi Dem at all at all
Dem threaten me this year like twice
As l no be pro in the borrowing industry
I almost get HBP.
But now, na Dem dey call me everyday make l come borrow 1M and above.......

If you no get mind like some addicted debtors
No go near loan apps ooooo

Mariangeles:
You write in such a way that'll leave one wondering if the piece is fiction or real, or real with a dash of fiction. 🙂

HoneyBee23:
I went for a house party, I slept off and my nipple slipped out and the guys were randomly saying it the next day, I was extremely embarrassed 😔

Mariangeles:
You write in such a way that'll leave one wondering if the piece is fiction or real, or real with a dash of fiction. 🙂

JikSneh:
I was Hot and opted for a quick OS, I got one Yoruba damsel from oyo, her slim pretty black face obviously filled with bold tribal mark which easily gave her out as ijebu.
I took her to my hotel room, when the time was right for genital meet and greet, to my utmost suprise, it was a He, yes! My Yoruba OS damsel was a "He"with his baby snake like pimpim dangling in between his legs, the idiot has already drank Smirnoff ice, ate goat head pepper soup...... I threw up that night for almost an hour.
The ewedu munching fool got the worst beating of his life that night ..... Fear them!

dynicks:
As a stammerer, when I was called upon to come defend my I.T, SEMINAR and PROJECT all in front of other students......Omo!....the barrage of ehyaaa wey I just dey hear, almost made me shed tears.......But as a guy man, i had to summon courage to dey smile...But deep inside, Na shame and regret just full me heart and mind ..!

Dickson178:
Not achieving anything, except life am living. 2025 WILL be my year of financial breakthrough 💯

dynicks:
As a stammerer, when I was called upon to come defend my I.T, SEMINAR and PROJECT all in front of other students......Omo!....the barrage of ehyaaa wey I just dey hear, almost made me shed tears.......But as a guy man, i had to summon courage to dey smile...But deep inside, Na shame and regret just full me heart and mind ..!
Eyaah

dynicks:
As a stammerer, when I was called upon to come defend my I.T, SEMINAR and PROJECT all in front of other students......Omo!....the barrage of ehyaaa wey I just dey hear, almost made me shed tears.......But as a guy man, i had to summon courage to dey smile...But deep inside, Na shame and regret just full me heart and mind ..!

Joshuam1:
Eyaah!!😄😃

dynicks:
As a stammerer, when I was called upon to come defend my I.T, SEMINAR and PROJECT all in front of other students......Omo!....the barrage of ehyaaa wey I just dey hear, almost made me shed tears.......But as a guy man, i had to summon courage to dey smile...But deep inside, Na shame and regret just full me heart and mind ..!

chatinent:
Mine:


On a bustling day at MarketSquare, I ventured out to gather a few essentials. (I settled for MarketSquare because the ShopRite near my location, the management was poor asf so I don't go there..dey fit just announce say make everyone go outside say generator dey get issue. No bi small thing.)

Back to the tori...

As I strolled through the vibrant shelves, my attention was suddenly captivated by a sharply dressed man approaching the entrance. Unfortunately, he seemed blissfully unaware of the transparent glass walls that stood in his path. With a resounding thud, his head collided with the glass, shattering it into a million sparkling fragments.

A pang of sympathy washed over me, especially as the jagged edges left a mark on his forehead. Yet, despite my concern, I found myself unable to suppress a fit of laughter. I quickly ducked behind a nearby shelf, my mirth bubbling forth in uncontrollable waves. Each time I attempted to regain my composure, the laughter would surge back, forcing me to hide once more. I wasn’t alone; several onlookers shared my amusement. It wasn’t the injury itself that struck me..or say us.. as funny—of course, I felt for him—but rather the sight of him striding confidently, only to be thwarted by the glass barrier, while the young woman accompanying him dashed away as if escaping an explosion.

Once the commotion subsided, I completed my purchase and resumed my wanderings through the aisles. As I meandered past a gadget store on my right, something caught my eye—a sleek device that resembled an iPad. And guess what? Like how Google Search and Facebook steals our private search results to show us third party related search results indexed as ads, I was planning on purchasing an iPad so it coincided perfectly. Eager to have a closer look, I hurried over, excitement bubbling within me. Yet, in my haste, I too fell victim to the invisible barrier, colliding headfirst into the glass, and I slipped and fell, leaving me momentarily stunned and, inevitably, the source of another round of laughter. Omo, it was so loud. I didn't even see anyone laughing but I sure did know they were waiting for me to leave. My forehead was red gan...like Mrs Karma was worried that day.


Crazy experience I still laugh at when I remember it.

What about yours?

ewedunamala:
When I was told to wait under the bridge that an njarian will pick me without knowing he is using hypocrisy on me. Finally he did not come.

Secondary when I proposed a progress and afunjarians hypocritically chosed backwardness and suffering

tobore4u:
2025 will be my year of financial turn around coz God has shown me the road map.

Pharaoh4rin:
Stuttering is curable. Steve Harvey did it. You can do it. Just don't rush to speak the whole words at same time

Sonnobax15:

One night ago, about 8 months ago,three bannies and a guy boarded my keke and were heading to different destinations...One of the bannies brought out a #200 note and gave me,but the werey was insisting it was a #500 note she gave to me cuz it was dark already.......The unfortunate thing was that I had only #500 note in my bag among other currencies.....,And of which it was the only #500 note I took along with myself when I left my house.......As a matter of fact,I was still holding the money she gave me in my hands at the time.....The evidence was very obvious but no one cared to listen to what I was saying.....Na so this banny start to dey insult me,dey call me thief . I tried to explain to the other passengers but they never believed me, saying it was #500 note she gave to me.......I was so pained that I couldn't take their insults anymore but had to drop them halfway....My mood was spoit already,so I rode home straight up.......I felt my innocence was tampered with already and I learnt a big lesson on that day,which was,i could have been a victim of jungle justice despite the fact that I knew very well that I was innocent...

dynicks:
As a stammerer, when I was called upon to come defend my I.T, SEMINAR and PROJECT all in front of other students......Omo!....the barrage of ehyaaa wey I just dey hear, almost made me shed tears.......But as a guy man, i had to summon courage to dey smile...But deep inside, Na shame and regret just full me heart and mind ..!

chatinent:
Omo eh, I recall a rather unforgettable neighbor high in that shit who, in a moment of sheer fervor, kept screaming very loudly "Blood of Jesus, Blood of Jesus, Blood of Jesus" over three hundred times! His voice rang through the night, a fervent mantra that seemed to echo endlessly. Omo, we rushed out thinking sth had happened o until we were briefed. Eventually, he shouted himself hoarse, collapsing beside his dog’s kennel in sheer exhaustion.

He slept there, until the early light crept into the day when he finally came like an Enugu father Christmas, it was with a sheepish grin and four generous packs of Chicken Republic delights, an offering meant to appease the household.

Haha