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Therock5555:
Hi guys, remember that my police friend, FSO.

Homie just entered town, we don your like four locations, my brain dey touch like werey.


I go complete my chapter 1 tomorrow abeg, lemme continue my party after party 🎉🎉🎉

Nice one broski. Keep going

Lol,,, you wan use beating murder that girl.

Ikpa, page two don set and today na my b'day
Come sama better update mbok

Therock5555:
Hi guys, remember that my police friend, FSO.

Homie just entered town, we don your like four locations, my brain dey touch like werey.


I go complete my chapter 1 tomorrow abeg, lemme continue my party after party 🎉🎉🎉

Okay bro.

Twoclans:


You have my attention.Looking forward to an interesting read.

Welcome Ma. Please are you still single 😂😂😂

Silentgroper:
Following

welcome Boss...

Carndidlaydid:
Very long ban.....

But trust me iwill still follow you.. your write up always keeps me company when iam bored and ineed to laugh.



You and the other guy REALGBOY idont know where he disappeared to

When I saw this moniker at first, I could almost swear it was a copy cat but your pattern of writing was undeniable.

You're welcomed ma'am...

Asek1:
Ikpa, page two don set and today na my b'day
Come sama better update mbok

Happy birthday Boss.

Hope you're having an exciting day?

Don't worry, the next post is dedicated to you.

Remijuice:
Lol,,, you wan use beating murder that girl.

Oboi my vex no good at all, that's why I hardly touch anybody. I just accumulate your wrong doings and unleash it when you least expect.

I got all kinds of pummeling while growing up so I made it a promise not to beat anyone either but this life eh, sometimes dishing out a sweet pummeling is the ONLY ANSWER


I DON'T SUPPORT VIOLENCE!!!

😁😁😁

Hello folks.

It's one day to the end of the year but I had one of my most eventful night yesterday.

Geez, my homie don offend me, we haven't spoken in months so I was surprised to see his call. Dude kept apologizing while trying to kill me with enjoyment.

Five locations in total, finally found myself in a table of four with two arranged chicks inside one comedy show, I can't even remember how I got there.

Checked time, see say na 2am, naso I sneak out🤣🤣🤣
I literally ran the whole way home, cause man's gat hustle in the morning, if say vigilantes or soldiers catch me eh, I no for dey here dey type so.


Anyway, hangover wan finish my life when I got up by 5am, biggest mistake, I still tried to go for hustle, naso I dey throw up every ten minutes, I sha completed my morning run then passed out till now.

Damn, it's been long I pulled an all nighter, I'm getting too old for this GenZ life, abeg who wan marry me?



Sha Make I go find food chop first....


Updates resume later....




Still I ROCK!!!

Therock5555:
Welcome Ma. Please are you still single 😂😂😂

...

LOL

I am never single

Lovely story . Please give update soonest

Twoclans:
LOL

I am never single

Lovely story . Please give update soonest

Hey, the last of my kind has been taken.

I'm registering in a monastery next tomorrow morning...

Don't beg me oh...



Update would drop by 9pm, every where stew.

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Neighbor 3- Eze
State of Origin- Eastern Bobo
Occupation- Student
Side Occupation- Bombing on a low. His bombing level depended on whether he had data or not.


Eze was from an average income home. He still depended on his parents for almost everything.

I beats me why he choose to rent an apartment half way across town from his school when his parents lived a trek-able distance from his school.

It all began when he got into his finals and decided that he could still be a man and a Mummy's boy at the same time while juggling his studies.


Eze arrived with a mattress so flat that I thought it was a cardboard sheet. I was seated outside when I noticed a 'youngie' thrudding sheepishly behind him with a mini polyethylene bag.

I slightly raised my eyes to stare at the person greeting me. I smiled back warmly and replied. He was the second tallest neighbor after SS but the youngest.
Atleast he was humble enough to adore his elders. The lady behind him muttered a greeting next, I muttered back.


Few minutes later, I got my first suffocation from my new neighbor.
"Oga Peter, please can I borrow a plate and spoon, my babe bring food come for me." Eze bowed slightly in front of me as he spoke.

I raised my eyebrows up in a frown, what I was thinking was completely different from what he asked.
"That 'Smalla' na your girlfriend?" I asked.


"Ehen na, you don't know say na 'young shall grow' dey sweet pass?" He replied back with a sly smile.


I thought you're in Uni?"

"Ehen nah!!"

"Is that girl not a secondary school girl?" I asked again.



"Oga Peter, no reason am. Abeg na plate and spoon I need." He replied.

I would have said something else but I sucked in venom and asked him to check my kitchen. When he came out, I told him to keep what he took as his own.

A bright smile wrapped his face as he went back to his room. I waited for a couple of hours but they never came out until I returned back to my room.

Some minutes later, someone knocked softly and walked in when I oblique. Eze was on boxers only, sweat raining down his upper body.

"Oga Peter, please help me with bucket and water, I wan go pour water for body. Your room fine oh, see your ps3" He said, that bright smile still lightening his face.


Without saying a word, I directed him with my hand. He didn't return the bucket.

I just shook my head.

Eze became what I called the 'borrowing' neighbor. I became his favorite go to plug for emergency items.

Things like water heater, bucket, palm oil, even pure water, and worse of all, CONDOMS!!!


I took him like a younger brother so I put up with his shenanigans for awhile, but then his long arms of 'borrowing' extended to the other neighbors, the only person that always refused his request was Abu.

That one 'No Get Joy', SS would complain to me on end and I'll just smile and tell him to help the kid how best he could and forget about it.


I got to the apex of my seance with Eze when came to beg for extra wiring to set up electrical service to his room. I gave him my spare wires and plier with a strict warning to return my plier as soon as he finishes. He nodded.

Next thing I was hearing was Eze locking his room, his footsteps departing to the other end.

Few hours later I smelt something burning. As I ran outside, The wiring that Eze connected to the main house wire was burning slowly.

I yanked his wire off with a stick and went back in. As soon as he arrived, I rushed in and asked to see his room.


This wire combinations made me question his sense of reasoning as a normal human being. I had to spend my hard earned time to reconnect his wires properly before asking for my plier.


"Oga Peter, you never help me join my wire to the main house line, and you dey carry plier go." Eze asked as I made to step out.


I turned for a moment and faced him, that death stare on my face. "If them born you well, use your hand to connect the wire yourself or wait till the power supply goes out. Either way, that's your punishment for withholding my plier after I specifically asked you to return it back as soon as you're done. Ask around, I'm a very 'WICKED MAN'".

I laughed in spiritual powers as I left him stunned where he stood. Luckily for him, there was a power outage three days later. So he managed to fix the wire with his bare hands.

From that minute onward, he returned what ever he borrowed immediately except I asked him to keep them.

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So there went my perfect life. In my former compound, my apartment was the only one built inside the compound. The main house in front was used as a fence connector round the whole building. Only my apartment and a shallow well adored the compound.

I had one perfect position where I watched all kinds of titties. Small titties, large titties, stretch mark filled titties, slacked titties, standing titties and even hopeless titties.

Yes, ask around, "I too like breast"; I don't mind looking at titties all year long. I don't approach any of the girls that I watch the from my bird view, safe for one 'smalla' that had the best titties of all.(That didn't end well).



Now I had to contend with three other neighbors where one was keen on recreating what everyone does (did I forget to say, he repainted and rearranged his room immediately he saw SS room design.)

The other was a stoner like me, so he was always bringing high grade smoke to my room for two reasons; either to join me to play games and smoke or to 'bomb' and smoke.

He so much loved company so his room was always occupied with fellow 'bombing' mates. His visitors automatically extended to me when they found out that I had a PlayStation in my crib.

So if I'm not being involved in a smoking and gaming tournament with as much as half a dozen squad at a time, while cooking simultaneously. (I hardly bring the food out of there are more than three visitors in my room. I prefer to starve till everybody goes out.)

Yes, I wasn't lying when I said; I am a VERY WICKED MAN!!!


I'll be attending to different knocks from all trio.


The only thing that connected us fully was our love for women. The rate girls were trooping in and out of the compound, my neighborhood was stunned. They knew that 'Senior Men' dey Area.


SS was bringing high class/medium class chicks. Abu was running on more than half a dozen girls per week, all shapes and sizes, only condition; don't be a Muslim. Eze outdid everybody cause if he wasn't changing 'Smalla' like how he changed clothes, his friends also contributed their own quota.


That finally answered my earlier question; "He wanted to live alone just to be able to 'knack' as much girls as he could".
That was his whole life ambition.


If I'm not trying to cover my ears from the slamming beats from the first two rooms, I have to listen to how Eze struggles with his girls and 'knack' them to high heavens, late in the night or early the next morning.


One day I began to question my life choices. Like who send me leave my former neighborhood?

Worse of all, I refused to tell any of my chicks where my new location was, I wanted to start afresh but seems like it was 'intimidation' galore in that compound.


But "God No Go Shame Us!!!"

Nice update boss Therock5555. Girls suppose dey that compound make drama choke

Is that my dedication 🤷
Nice update all the same

Pls don't keep us waiting for long

Welcome to the last day of the year homies.

Sorry my day was very cruised up.

I just wanna say a big thank you to all of y'all.

Sorry chapter 2 resumes on Thursday.

Fret not, I'm gonna post my 2024 testimony tomorrow, you don't want to miss it.
😁😁😁😁


Happy New Year in advance.


Lest I forget, Happy Birthday to one of the Sweetest Nairalander I never met.🤣🤣

She was supposed to be in this story but she warned me not to, I don dey talk Yen yen yen again

🧘🧘🧘🧘

From Midnight; everywhere go zuzu, make none of una die before then oh....


I love y'all.... Minus the guys.🤣

uduakkkkk is back.. Welcome MotherFucker

Therock5555

Uduak hope you are good.Abi you are still doing oblee.

lanreabbey:
uduakkkkk is back.. Welcome MotherFucker

I see you brotherly.

Happy new year.

Twoclans:
Therock5555

Uduak hope you are good.Abi you are still doing oblee.

Mama!!

I'm doing good, the oblee bloody die. I'll talk about it in my next post.

Omor, best of the new year.

Hello guys Happy New Year. 😁😁😁


Omor the person wey say year start with WTF no lie. Cause e no easy for guy man.


Most of my old squads located me, so it was gbedu after gbedu, one moment I was working, next moment, I'm in a event.

All this people now, if I task them, they'll say they don't have money.

If na to oblee me, them dey game.


Seriously I almost forgot that I had a thread cause everywhere was either high or loud, no time to type.


I had to declare myself a fugivite today just to type chapter two. Na jungle I siddon since 10am, i was almost lazy to drop chapter 2 half way but I bind the spirit of laziness and procrastination this New Year and I walked the chapter to the end for y'all pleasure.


Atleast no pressure to drop next chapter immediately cause this one is a long enough read for y'all.


Please AVOID quoting my chapters, I swear it won't end funny.



This story is so heavy that I'm trying to squeeze limited plot lines into a single chapter, please manage with me, I'm very hyper active at the moment (if you sabi you'll know with how the chapter went.)


Enjoy Fellas.....


Still I ROCK....

CHAPTER II

~~VICTIM~~


First thing as always; I walked through almost all the cronies of my new neighborhood. Mapping out all ghettoes, joints and dark alleys.
Shops, pharmacies and access to water were my main priorities but my eyes couldn't help but wander, beautiful girls abound but almost every house was gated so getting access to them was limited.

That didn't bother me one bit, I've learnt never to fish in the same pond where I swim cause obviously, the fishes would use my 'dick' as food.

SCREW THAT!!!



I broke that rule one morning when I heard a girl telling a guy outside that she wasn't looking for a boyfriend, she just wanted a guy to be with.


I was sweeping but my 'tatafo' made me throw aside the broom and peeped outside.
The girl speaking wasn't my usual 'speck' and the boy was a visitor to SS, but my amplified konji wasn't allowing me reason well.

My three neighbors had been torturing me daily with frequent female visitors, Abu would even go one step further by bringing his girls to my room to introduce them to me cause he noticed I strictly avoided rooms.

I'll wince whenever I notice the girls smiling sheepishly, sometimes I'll put Abu in my shoes and imagine if I would have that nerve to introduce a Muslim girl to him, thats if the girl even agrees in the first place.


Eze did the 'sneaky' style; he knew I didn't fathom his girl's ages, so he would bring them only when I'm not around. I'll only meet him doing what he knows best.


Back to the skinny girl; Becky.

I didn't make my presence known earlier but I got another chance when my 'Manchi' came visiting.

Coachy would be almost double my age, he was the big brother I never had. Most people that saw us always wondered how we came to moving together.
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One dreadful evening, in my former neighborhood, I was down with malaria and out of appetite.

I was laying on my bed looking at the food and drugs I bought since afternoon but I couldn't taste anything, only one solution laid in my mind; drag dope a little bit.


Sir Charlie boy wasn't lying when he said weed aide him with appetite when he's ill.
Problem was that getting the dope was far and the nearest place was Mumsy joint where dopers regularly sat, all I needed to do was ask for a puff -puff-pass and my wish would be granted but I was rarely interlude with fellas there but desperate things needed desperate measures.

First person I approached was Coachy, I greeted and sat next to him cause he sat alone. After a few minutes of tampering with my phone, I summoned couraged and asked him for a smoke pass.

He gave me a wicked stare and immediately started questioning me, I almost thought it was a law enforcement agent, my temperature went below zero but instead I was gifted enough weed to produce two ties, I later learnt that he doesn't pass his smoke to anybody.

We also became Buddies from that day onwards.

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"Good evening Sirs." Becky interrupted Coachy and I smoking session.

We were seated outside my door, blowing greens. SS was with his friend that confronted Becky earlier, they sat ahead of us doing their own things.


Abu had a strange visitor. Ever since she came, the lady had been coughing nonstop.

At first, I didn't pay notice, but it became too obvious to the point that SS shouted out loud when he couldn't hold it again.


"Abu, you sure say you no dey choke your visitor inside room?"


"Sharrap SS, na small 'COFF' dey worry her." Abu shouted back.

I was doubling over in laughter when Coachy almost made me tumble off my chair when he said, "Abi na TB patient Abu carry come?"


Back to Becky for the last time. She wanted to borrow my power bank, where I was too inclined to give.

She lived few houses away but would always tie only wrappers to my compound just to disturb we all except Eze who was always out of the house(remember he had to source for food and funds from his parent's house) he only ran home when ever he caught a little fish.

Becky would go through each door, Knocking, Entering, Disturbing, go to next door, REPEAT.

She usually spent more time in mine cause I was mostly alone in the day time, the other neighbors would either have visitors or mostly bounce her at their doors cause she was a strip tease that wouldn't submit.


I easily found out the hard way when I made a move on Becky one day and she easily oblique, it was almost too easy. I couldn't believe my luck.
I wound her wrapper off and fondled her ample but trodden titties, she didn't pay no mind so I became bolder and sent my left hand on a mission between her legs.

She barely whimpered as I gently fingered her orifice. She just stared blankly into space.

Sensing a tiny spark, I launched my shorts off, then like a snap of a finger; Becky would push me off and grab her wrapper, thank me and leave.

I don't know what pisses me off the most, my neglected erection or my boiling anger.


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Becky came to my room one Sunday evening to watch Television and eat dinner, few minutes later, the guy that painted my room, IK; came knocking.


I was not too shocked to find out that they were acquaintances. The day he helped me to move into the neighborhood, he informed me that he had a steady sex partner near my compound.

It was an irony that Becky was the same girl IK was telling me about. I wasn't too disturbed when I discovered that fact cause Ik told me that all his 'geng' ran a train through her, passing her like a soccer ball to each other until she landed in Ik's lap-LITERALLY!!!


As a hardcore red piller, Ik made her almost loyal to him, Almost to the fact that she doesn't reason anything or anyone else when he's with her or in her presence.
She totally ignored me when he walked in, she immediately started trying to spoon feed Ik to my chagrin.

To even worsen matters, I stepped outside to make a call for a minute and when I tried walking back, I passed my window and stopped.

The room was dim, safe for the television screen light, Ik and Becky were heavy kissing and frolicking on my bed.

I just smiled and hissed and shook my head while staring like a cockold.

As a kill joy, I waited for a few minutes before barging in noisily. It was so incredible how fast they adjusted, pretending that nothing happened.

I chuckled and snorted!!!


Ik walked her home before returning to tease me.

"Guy, this girl just dey Hot, she wan chop me as you comot from room, seems like una for this compound dey dull" IK said.

I told him of the numerous trials and tribulations of brother Peter. He was smiling because he felt his control over her was still maximally effective.
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Did y'all think that I've forgotten about Abu and his 'TB' visitor?

HELL NAW!!!

Nobody moved an inch that evening, we all wanted to see who Abu's girl was cause she kept coughing frantically almost every ten seconds.

I told Coachy that my fears was that she would cough to her death before she leaves and put us all in perpetual trouble.

Trust SS to cause an upset, he kept on dropping snide comments until Abu got fed up and allowed the girl to leave-ALONE.

A frail figure stepped out, she was properly covered up with a big wrapper so we barely saw her face. SS flashed his torch as she walked passed him.

"I dey help you point road." He added as we all chorused in joyous laughter.

For a life that wasn't vanquished in our compound.

Abu invited her back the next Day.

And you'll say I actually have Sane Human Beings as neighbors.

(Thankfully, the lady is still alive the last time I saw her.... Years Ago).


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I wouldn't exactly call Eze a pedophile cause he was just 19 but my cruise with him was that he only chased 15 and under, girls of junior secondary school were his specialty.

I once asked him why he didn't approach girls in senior secondary classes or girls in his tertiary institute and he proudly told me that those girls were loose down there and so money inclined.

I was disgusted but still maintained a straight face.


I kept sounding a warning to his ears until an incident barely put a dent on his profession.

"Oga Peter, abeg help me dial my number". Eze pleaded one evening after the girl he had been with in the afternoon went away with his phone because she was watching a movie that she couldn't afford to pause. Also, she promised to go home and cook then return immediately with food.

Trust Adam and Apple.

It dawned on him when he went to her house twice and was told that she hadn't returned home since morning, even more worrying, her grandmother wasn't too concerned.

She wasn't picking any calls either and he was visibly trembling. I dialled his line a couple of times before he went back to his room.


Why the incident barely left a scratch on his lust for youngies was because the girl brought the phone back the next day with a sob story that I won't indulge.

By the next week, Eze went one step lower.


I came back from my tutoring class and found two young girls barely fifteen discussing just outside Eze's slightly opened room.

They mumbled a greeting as I walked pass, I flickered a gaze through the opened space, Eze was no where in sight. I went in.



Hours later, Coachy joined me with a troubling revelation.

One of the youngies was seated outside when he walked pass, observing her silence, he asked if she couldn't greet and she replied that she doesn't mind if he greets first.

I was so pissed off that I ran out side to gladly dish her some hefty slaps but she had stepped out of the compound, by the time she returned, my anger had desipitated.


In the morning, I heard even more disturbing news from the two major characters itself.
It was the first thing I heard that morning after they kept knocking insistently on my door.

My poor ears were derailed with the sad tales of how Eze and SS ran a train through the two girls. Around two hours to midnight, Eze finally returned to meet the two girls basking in mordid hunger cause he dropped just #100 Naira for them before leaving for his parent's house.

Like homeless pigeons, the girls waited for their saviour. Realizing that he was in a jam that he wouldn't dare ask me to intervene neither did he parley with Abu so SS was his own savior.

What an irony!!!


SS servitude came with gratitude, he already had food so he invited the trio into his room and fed them like destitutes.

Afterwards he asked all but one of them to leave, then collected his share before asking her to leave.

Facing another delima, Eze ran back because sleeping in the same room with the two girls could hinder his chances so he offered the girl that left with him earlier to SS and took the girl that SS 'banged'.

Already Eze had already nailed the other girl within the same timeframe so it was a human trade by barter.


I was so disgusted by the whole story that I had to bounce them off my room and went out myself to clear my head from such sacrilege.

My frequent warnings finally came to a heed, the girl with SS left early in the morning, her second flexed all morning before leaving for home.


Her parents were already trembling in fear because it turned out that the girl hadn't been home in the past three days, so definitely she was in a previous location before she met Eze.

You needn't guess who she tagged as the scapegoat?

SS was lucky not to be at home when the girl's parents arrived with two police men, already Eze was already fingered as the chief culprit so it wasn't a hard task before he was bundled away to the police station.


When I was coming back home that evening, some nosy neighbors informed me about all that transpired.

They were so 'caring' that they took the pains to follow Eze to the police station since he was the only one in the compound when they arrived.


They even tried to contact his parents who immediately washed their hands off his matter cause he had proven to be a nuisance to them. The sad conclusion to the tale was that no one had taken food to him since he was arrested in the morning.



Even though I was only too pleased to hear the fabulous news, I still found myself doling out cash so that they could get Eze something to eat when they visit him later that evening.


Two days later, Eze returned.

SS didn't give a rat ass when I informed him that evening, he mumbled that Eze had it coming. He never for once tried visiting Eze or spend any of his funds to use for buying food.


Eze had a scoundrous look when he sighted SS but neither spoke to each other, he just walked towards me and bent at my feet in gratitude.

The girl parents insisted on pregnancy and STD tests before they'll decide their next point of call.

All the tests returned back NEGATIVE so he was granted bail. All the funds came from the sale of his beloved phone that had lots of potential clients in tow.


So one morning, a certain upcoming G-boy went from having phone to being phoneless in two days.

No phone! No pressing!!


"Oga Peter, I no go ever follow all this small girls again." He commented.


"No, continue, them no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall when e don beat am." I replied and left him alone.




With all the so called bad energy around them, Eze was knocking on SS door to borrow water Heater in the next five minutes!!!

I won't dwell much on Becky matter after this chapter but I concluded it in a separate short story, Incase y'all miss it.


https://www.nairaland.com/7124422/came-saw-conquered

Shey una no wan drop comments ABI una dey zuzu me...

Therock5555:
Shey una no wan drop comments ABI una dey zuzu me...

I think say the story dor end.

Oya nah where updates.

50JBL:
I think say the story dor end.

Finish keh, me wey never reach quarter sef l

after the bad energy Eze wan still borrow? that guy no get shame oo

Boss abeg come continue

Therock5555:
Make I add one more quarter update for una.

Enjoy....

Nice one bro...

I came late but e dey sweet my belle....

Therock5555:
Finish keh, me wey never reach quarter sef l

Strong man continue the story joor

Boss
Drop update