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As a young dude, no matter how beautiful or set a lady is, I do not hesitate to japa immediately I realise that such lady has any of these three life threatening odours:
1. Mouth odour
2. Body odour
3. Kpekus odour.

I had life threatening experiences with two bannies last year.

1. The first banny had both mouth and kpekus odour , that type of stench that would remain stuck in your brain hours after the intimacy, my room had that smell for the whole weekend she was around, very bad. Surprisingly, she wasnt perceiving it at all. Just imagine having to deal with foul odours from both mouth and kpekus, na die remain for me that period..

I was so pissed off after she eventually left and started disturbing me with calls, everytime I saw her call then, I just remembered the unpleasant incident and my mood go just instantly change.

It got to a point I couldn't hide it any longer because she just wouldn't stop calling, so I sent her a well constructed text message, detailing every single thing and making references to some of my actions while she was here which were in reaction to the discomfort the odours made me feel. I poured my heart in the text and the text long die .

The banny instantly went ghost mode after I had sent the message, she didn't even have the balls to reply the text, I guess she was so embarrassed to even send a reply (but atleast I've saved her future hubby from such disaster because she go surely find way treat herself to atleast redduce the stench).

Omoh, that was how my package with her just died naturally and she had not called me again ever since the day I sent that text .

2. The second banny had only mouth odour, it was so terrible that you could even perceive the stench immediately she just finishes to brush her teeth, even though the banny backside na bomb! Azzz choke, but I had to remind myself that it's not all about azz afterall, person no go come go die untop mouth odour because say banny get gigantic backside nahh..

I made sure I invited her over for the last knack session, made sure I rocked the azzz to my satisfaction (stylishly held my breath at intervals during the knack session to atleast survive the stench from her mouth as she kept on meaning and screaming), before bidding the azzz farewell
My health comes first 🙃🙃.

Abeg share your own experiences

How are you sure you dont have mouth and body odour too, or is it because the babe didn't want to disgrace you as you're doing her?

PresidObi:
How are you sure you dont have mouth and body odour too, or is it because the babe didn't want to disgrace you as you're doing her?

My personal hygiene is a top priority for me! I do not joke with taking care of myself. And no I didn't disgrace any of them, I kept my cool until they left, I mean, somebody needed to atleast tell them nahh, so I took it upon myself to do it, so I could save dudes like you that may meet any of them in the future

In answering your question, NO I DONT HAVE ANY ODOUR AT ALL. I've never had any at all, even when I was still a teenager growing up.

Cheers🙃

Flows001:
My personal hygiene is a top priority for me! I do not joke with taking care of myself.

In answering your question, NO I DONT HAVE ANY ODOUR AT ALL. I've never had any at all, even when I was still a teenager growing up.

Cheers🙃

Who told you? Those who have mouth odour dont usually know. So who told you. That a babe is enduring your faults and hoping to marry you and wash you up doesn't mean you're perfect.

PresidObi:
Who told you? Those who have mouth odour dont usually know. So who told you. That a babe is enduring your faults and hoping to marry you and wash you up doesn't mean you're perfect.

Sincerely bro, one can perceive his or her own smell, unless it is a condition like those that are caused by bacterias, or a prolonged condition that was left untreated, then such person wouldn't perceive such smell.

My kind of work allows me to talk directly into people's faces, and I have been doing it for years, even before I started this work, without getting any discomforting reaction from ANYBODY I ever worked with.

One of my exes pleaded with me one time to open up to her on whether or not she had any of the three odours, and I confidently told her she didn't have any. So she did same to me and also told me I do not have any odour as well.

See experience

This brethren had passed thru many terrible things..

Only you Op? Who you offend?

Flows001:
Sincerely bro, one can perceive his or her own smell, unless it is a condition like those that are caused by bacterias, or a prolonged condition that was left untreated, then such person wouldn't perceive such smell.

My kind of work allows me to talk directly into people's faces, and I have been doing it for years, even before I started this work, without getting any discomforting reaction from ANYBODY I ever worked with.

One of my exes pleaded with me one time to open up to her on whether or not she had any of the three odours, and I confidently told her she didn't have any. So she did same to me and also told me I do not have any odour as well.

You have really been unlucky with girls.

Maybe they hav abad teeth

MonthlySalary:
Maybe they hav abad teeth

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2special:
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That was before I lost my job

MonthlySalary:
That was before I lost my job

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Flows001:
My personal hygiene is a top priority for me! I do not joke with taking care of myself. And no I didn't disgrace any of them, I kept my cool until they left, I mean, somebody needed to atleast tell them nahh, so I took it upon myself to do it, so I could save dudes like you that may meet any of them in the future

In answering your question, NO I DONT HAVE ANY ODOUR AT ALL. I've never had any at all, even when I was still a teenager growing up.

Cheers🙃

Oga mouth odour is not a product of bad personal hygiene.
Vagina odour can be a product of bad hygiene,but most times it's not.

The odour.isnt the problem. The problem is that you inserted after noticing foul odour.... What does it say about you??

Flows001:
As a young dude, no matter how beautiful or set a lady is, I do not hesitate to japa immediately I realise that such lady has any of these three life threatening odours:
1. Mouth odour
2. Body odour
3. Kpekus odour.

I had life threatening experiences with two bannies last year.

1. The first banny had both mouth and kpekus odour , that type of stench that would remain stuck in your brain hours after the intimacy, my room had that smell for the whole weekend she was around, very bad. Surprisingly, she wasnt perceiving it at all. Just imagine having to deal with foul odours from both mouth and kpekus, na die remain for me that period..

I was so pissed off after she eventually left and started disturbing me with calls, everytime I saw her call then, I just remembered the unpleasant incident and my mood go just instantly change.

It got to a point I couldn't hide it any longer because she just wouldn't stop calling, so I sent her a well constructed text message, detailing every single thing and making references to some of my actions while she was here which were in reaction to the discomfort the odours made me feel. I poured my heart in the text and the text long die .

The banny instantly went ghost mode after I had sent the message, she didn't even have the balls to reply the text, I guess she was so embarrassed to even send a reply (but atleast I've saved her future hubby from such disaster because she go surely find way treat herself to atleast redduce the stench).

Omoh, that was how my package with her just died naturally and she had not called me again ever since the day I sent that text .

2. The second banny had only mouth odour, it was so terrible that you could even perceive the stench immediately she just finishes to brush her teeth, even though the banny backside na bomb! Azzz choke, but I had to remind myself that it's not all about azz afterall, person no go come go die untop mouth odour because say banny get gigantic backside nahh..

I made sure I invited her over for the last knack session, made sure I rocked the azzz to my satisfaction (stylishly held my breath at intervals during the knack session to atleast survive the stench from her mouth as she kept on meaning and screaming), before bidding the azzz farewell
My health comes first 🙃🙃.

Abeg share your own experiences

Dirty goat

GeneralPula:
This brethren had passed thru many terrible things..

Only you Op? Who you offend?

I wonder o

PresidObi:
You have really been unlucky with girls.

Not really sha. My exes didn't have, same as my current girl.
I was still at the talking stage with these two bannies, so neither of them was officially my girlfriend.

Flows001:
Not really sha. My exes didn't have, same as my current girl.
I was still at the talking stage with these two bannies, so neither of them was officially my girlfriend.

You also have a very busy nose, busy at smelling people.

CheerfulGiver:
Dirty goat

Call me a goat, call me a pig, call me a tolo tolo, call me a toad, I care less!

You never jam azzzz bro, especially when such is offered to you on a platter of gold

I needed to do that, in order to get the azzz off my mind once and for all, and it worked perfectly for me. I have long gone past the banny's thought, currently in a relationship with a perfectly clean and flawless lady...

PresidObi:
You also have a very busy nose, busy at smelling people.

Have you ever entered any public transport before? There are some people that they don't even need to face you before you can perceive their mouth odour! There are also others that their body odour follows them jealously, their presence in a room alone can change the entire atmosphere without you even getting close to them.

Flows001:
Have you ever entered any public transport before? There are some people that they don't even need to face you before you can perceive their mouth odour! There are also others that their body odour follows them jealously, their presence in a room alone can change the entire atmosphere without you even getting close to them.

Yes there are, but I never hold it against them. There are people who have been on the road for several days without a chance to shower or brush their teeth for days. Myself have been on the such journeys and seen how uncomfortable it could be. I cannot be checking hygiene or smell in the frontlines of the battlefield called life.

Flows001:
Call me a goat, call me a pig, call me a tolo tolo, call me a toad, I care less!

You never jam azzzz bro, especially when such is offered to you on a platter of gold

I needed to do that, in order to get the azzz off my mind once and for all, and it worked perfectly for me. I have long gone past the banny's thought, currently in a relationship with a perfectly clean and flawless lady...

It's not as if you will marry this one o, you will still go around and sniff more buttocks to come here and write about how smelly it is

misreal:
Oga mouth odour is not a product of bad personal hygiene.
Vagina odour can be a product of bad hygiene,but most times it's not.

Okay.
Atleast I was polite enough to inform them of their condition, so it's now their responsibility to seek for any available medical solution.

PresidObi:
It's not as if you will marry this one o, you will still go around and sniff more buttocks to come here and write about how smelly it is

Guy what's up nah, wetin I do you?

Abi your babe follow get kpekus and mouth odour? I no understand why the thing dey pepper you like this o

PresidObi:
It's not as if you will marry this one o, you will still go around and sniff more buttocks to come here and write about how smelly it is

The fact I even asked my current babe out alone, means she's perfectly okay.
You can definitely perceive foul smell even on a first date.

Flows001:
Guy what's up nah, wetin I do you?

Abi your babe follow get kpekus and mouth odour? I no understand why the thing dey pepper you like this o

My babe? A virgin. Clean as anything, fresh everytime, even if she never baff. I have had babes that had body odour, but I cannot call them out unfairly. People must have their faults, if you are acting the faultless man here. I will be against that.

Flows001:
The fact I even asked my current babe out alone, means she's perfectly okay.
You can definitely perceive foul smell even on a first date.

Life is bigger than odours.

PresidObi:
Life is bigger than odours.

Even though, the importance of compatibility cannot be overemphasised. You shouldn't settle for anyone you can't be comfortable kissing or being around.
Remember that romance is essential if you want to have a successful relationship/marriage.

Flows001:
Even though, the importance of compatibility cannot be overemphasised. You shouldn't settle for anyone you can't be comfortable kissing or being around.
Remember that romance is essential if you want to have a successful relationship/marriage.

Do you honestly think those girls with body odours wont find a better relationship or better men to marry them?

PresidObi:
Do you honestly think those girls with body odours wont find a better relationship or better men to marry them?

I never said they were not nice bannies o. I stated in the first paragraph of this post that either of the odours alone can make me lose interest in any lady, regardless of beauty or endowment. The both ladies were beautiful, and the second one na sexy hot chick with a killer azzz, but I still had to let her go because of odour.

I don't joke with romance at all, so I won't be comfortable if I cannot engage in a romance with my lady without perceiving foul smell from different areas, reason am nah, E no stew at all

Flows001:
I never said they were not nice bannies o. I stated in the first paragraph of this post that either of the odours alone can make me lose interest in any lady, regardless of beauty or endowment. The both ladies were beautiful, and the second one na sexy hot chick with a killer azzz, but I still had to let her go because of odour.

I don't joke with romance at all, so I won't be comfortable if I cannot engage in a romance with my lady without perceiving foul smell from different areas, reason am nah, E no stew at all

At least we agree that they are not useless and can still live a good life.

Next question, is the body odour completely their fault?

Flows001:
Call me a goat, call me a pig, call me a tolo tolo, call me a toad, I care less!

You never jam azzzz bro, especially when such is offered to you on a platter of gold

I needed to do that, in order to get the azzz off my mind once and for all, and it worked perfectly for me. I have long gone past the banny's thought, currently in a relationship with a perfectly clean and flawless lady...

It takes 2 to tango. You have no dignity enough to castigate her for smelling cos you fucked_ her in her stench.