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It got to a point I couldn't hide it any longer because she just wouldn't stop calling, so[b] I sent her a well constructed text message, detailing every single thing and making references to some of my actions while she was here which were in reaction to the discomfort the odours made me feel. I poured my heart in the text and the text long die grin[/b].

Share the text here let us see how it is and incase somebody here is going through the same thing and needs to pour out their mind

CheerfulGiver:
It takes 2 to tango. You have no dignity enough to castigate her for smelling cos you fucked_ her in her stench.

Yeah I did, and I don't regret it..

You needed to see that azzzz mehn!!!

EmmyMaestro:
Share the text here let us see how it is and incase somebody here is going through the same thing and needs to pour out their mind

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Shey you want make one feminist Nairaland moderator vex ban me for the whole of this year abii?

PresidObi:
At least we agree that they are not useless and can still live a good life.

Next question, is the body odour completely their fault?

Bro, if it's not theirs, then is it my fault?
Why must I suffer in the name of relationship; for what I had no clue how it came about?

Flows001:
Yeah I did, and I don't regret it..

You needed to see that azzzz mehn!!!

Then stop complaining about the smell

CheerfulGiver:
Then stop complaining about the smell

I didn't complain bro, I merely did japa without hesitation.
I just decided to share the story here, for the fun of it

Una go kill me one day

PresidObi:
How are you sure you dont have mouth and body odour too, or is it because the babe didn't want to disgrace you as you're doing her?

Every guy man must encounter smelly Toto in his womanizing career and most times, it's not a matter of the guy going after dirty ladies.

There are some plush ladies who look good, dress good, smell good & are classy but when you off pant for "za oda room", na disaster be that oh!

OP just count your L & move on. This no be matter wey suppose make you open thread on.

misreal:
Oga mouth odour is not a product of bad personal hygiene.
Vagina odour can be a product of bad hygiene,but most times it's not.

Mouth and vaginalll odor are products of personal hygiene

Hygiene is not only brushing teeth, washing kpekus, but it also include applying some body deodorant or washing with right tooth paste. For example someone that used to armpit sweat and odor, should be using deep heat or sure to control it. Likewise someone that have mouth odor can be likely he or she is not brushing his or her tongue very well or not using proper paste or taking proper dental care. For kpekus odor, definitely she is not doing the right things.

Although there are some people that have natural odor, but application of some of dental and vaginallll care, the odor will controlled and nobody will notice them.

PresidObi:
How are you sure you dont have mouth and body odour too, or is it because the babe didn't want to disgrace you as you're doing her?

I dey suspect say U get mouth odour too .why the matter pain u like this 😂

galantjoe:
Mouth and vaginalll odor are products of personal hygiene

Hygiene is not only brushing teeth, washing kpekus, but it also include applying some body deodorant or washing with right tooth paste. For example someone that used to armpit sweat and odor, should be using deep heat or sure to control it. Likewise someone that have mouth odor can be likely he or she is not brushing his or her tongue very well or not using proper paste or taking proper dental care. For kpekus odor, definitely she is not doing the right things.

Although there are some people that have natural odor, but application of some of dental and vaginallll care, the odor will controlled and nobody will notice them.

Did you not read when he said even after brushing her mouth still smells?.
If a person closes his mouth for two hours and opens it,his mouth will smell,can you also say that this is a product of bad hygiene..
How can you even say that buying deodorant is good hygiene, when most deodorant and perfume can give you skin cancer.
When a person takes his bath,but still has body odour,then this goes beyond personal hygiene to a skin disease which can sometimes be inherited.
Secondly,the vagina is a self cleaning organ.
Infact the vagina is even cleaner than the mouth.
So if the vagina smells it could be a problem with hygiene and it could also be as a result of normal changes,medications or even dietary changes.

She stayed for the whole weekend .. I thought you said they were life threatening


These guys though..

MonthlySalary:
Maybe they hav abad teeth

could be tonsillitis

Flows001:
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Shey you want make one feminist Nairaland moderator vex ban me for the whole of this year abii?

Does it apply to her

Silentgroper:
She stayed for the whole weekend .. I thought you said they were life threatening


These guys though..

She came from a far state with the intention of spending the weekend. I couldn't help it bro, wasn't proper to send her back the very next day.

Flows001:
I made sure I invited her over for the last knack session, made sure I rocked the azzz to my satisfaction (stylishly held my breath at intervals during the knack session to atleast survive the stench from her mouth as she kept on meaning and screaming), before bidding the azzz farewell
My health comes first 🙃🙃.

Abeg share your own experiences

Your health comes first but you even let them stand close to you and went further to join body with such. Seriously?
The problem is not the two babes you narrated about.
You are the problem. You are a very disgusting pig that even called a her back for another sex encounter. You have no value for yourself at all because you are the lowest of all earthworms. A very dirty shameless pig and here you are writing trash like you are better than the babes you are talking about.... you are just worse than both of them.

AllBlack:
Your health comes first but you even let them stand close to you and went further to join body with such. Seriously?
The problem is not the two babes you narrated about.
You are the problem. You are a very disgusting pig that even called a her back for another sex encounter. You have no value for yourself at all because you are the lowest of all earthworms. A very dirty shameless pig and here you are writing trash like you are better than the babes you are talking about.... you are just worse than both of them.

It seems you havent met a sexy and classy looking lady that eventually turned out to have odours
How the hell did you even expect me to know they had such odours if I hadn't invited them over to my place?
I had to invite the second babe over again because she only had mouth odour, not kpekus odour, so I rocked her azzzz one last time (mostly doggy) before bidding the azzz goodbye

I recommend you drink enough water and have a little rest bro, you'll be fine trust me

Flows001:
How the hell did you even expect me to know they had such odours if I hadn't invited them over to my place?

I recommend you drink enough water and have a little rest bro, you'll be fine trust me

They came over and you found out... but because you are of the same low down category, you took it further to having sex instead of putting her at a distance like a man. Your dikk was doing the thinking for you.
Just see the yeye disgusting excuses you are making. Na today we begin see woman?

I recommend you raise the bar of your standards (if you have any) and learn how to REJECT and SAY NO like an actual human being.

AllBlack:
They came over and you found out... but because you are of the same low down category, you took it further to having sex instead of putting her at a distance like a man. Your dikk was doing the thinking for you.
Just see the yeye disgusting excuses you are making. Na today we begin see woman?

I recommend you raise the bar of your standards (if you have any) and learn how to REJECT and SAY NO like an actual human being.

I invited someone from a far away state to spend the weekend at my place, and you expect me to just discharge her without atleast having a taste? You dey whine? ..

Talking about standard, those two bannies are way prettier, sexy and far more classy than any banny you have ever met or had anything with, I don't just invite any random street banny (the type you mostly roll with) to my house, not to even talk of allowing them spend the weekend with me.

By the way, I never mentioned that I dated any of the ladies. In fact, the odour was the SOLE reason why I lost interest in going further with any relationship plans with them! Apart from the odour, na spec the both of them be.

I'm now in a relationship with a clean and flawless babe!