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You'd think after 35, people would be past the shallow stuff, right? Wrong! Apparently, a whiff of Decayed teeth or a slightly yellowed tooth is an instant dealbreaker. Newsflash, folks: true love isn't found in a dental clinic! It's about finding someone whose soul doesn't smell like mildew and whose heart isn't filled with cavities.
The Tyranny of the Armpit:

Let's be honest, the arms pit hair under the arms is a glorious thing. But apparently, some people equate a lack of shaving with some kind of personal hygiene apocalypse. "Oh, you haven't shaved in three months? You monster!" Honey, true love doesn't care if your pits look like a miniature rainforest. It cares if you bring home the bacon or at least, the takeout.

The "Jenifa Grammar" Judgment:
Bless those Ibadan queens with their unique brand of English. "I go market, I buy bread" is poetry in motion! But apparently, proper grammar is a higher calling than a kind heart and a good laugh. Newsflash: Shakespeare himself probably couldn't order a suya without sounding a bit awkward.

Wetin this one dey cap

If you are 35 with STINKING mouth, UNKEMPT armpits and UNABLE to communicate in simple English as an educated person, DIE single!

35 is the best time to be single for a guy. Have your career and finances in shape, date and travel the world with little commitment. Strike an agreement with a gf if you need and child and, life is good.

Lonestar124:
Wetin this one dey cap

Them tell d op say na half drag, e go drag 2

Na Wetin Colos dey do b this

A quick one
Let's assume you are 25years old this year, if you have a child... by 2039 the child will be 15years old
And you will be 40 years old

if you have a child in 2025
Below is your age and the age of your child in 15years

35 years old, naa your category dey last below

Shedrick:
➜You'd think after 35, people would be past the shallow stuff, right? Wrong! Apparently, a whiff of Decayed teeth or a slightly yellowed tooth is an instant dealbreaker. Newsflash, folks: true love isn't found in a dental clinic! It's about finding someone whose soul doesn't smell like mildew and whose heart isn't filled with cavities.
➜The Tyranny of the Armpit: Let's be honest, the arms pit hair under the arms is a glorious thing. But apparently, some people equate a lack of shaving with some kind of personal hygiene apocalypse. "Oh, you haven't shaved in three months?
➜You monster!" Honey, true love doesn't care if your pits look like a miniature rainforest. It cares if you bring home the bacon or at least, the takeout.
➜The "Jenifa Grammar" Judgment: Bless those Ibadan queens with their unique brand of English. "I go market, I buy bread" is poetry in motion! But apparently, proper grammar is a higher calling than a kind heart and a good laugh. Newsflash: Shakespeare himself probably couldn't order a suya without sounding a bit awkward.

1. There is nothing shallow about bad breath. It is unacceptable to believe, at 35 or above, that it is OK to afflict others with someone as easy to rectify as that. Unless you have a medical or mental condition, it is unacceptable for a grown individual to feel it is OK to walk around with such things. 🙄
2. Who decided that armpit hair is glorious to begin with? Hair that regrows after being cut is considered glorious. Why? Your decision to keep that meaningless lump of hair is yours. No one is required to accommodate you in your private delusion or should have to put up with it. 🙄

3. What exactly do you mean by this true love you speak of? How come it is used by you as some sort of excuse to afflict the one you supposedly love with that which is easily rectified by a mere behavioral change? 🙄

4. Instead make you go back to school— or at least study— to learn how to more properly communicate your thoughts more without causing the other's brain to hurt each time you open your mouth, you think it is best to make excuses for what is a lack of discipline on your part. 🙄🙄

Na women wey dey tolerate all this kain nonsense behavioral problems I dey blame sha! 🙄🙄🙄🙄