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Re: When God Shows Up by Kobojunkie: 6:24pm On Jan 26, 2025
fyneboi79:
Nonsense! Africans should wake up from this stupidity called religion..... A trap enslaving our mentality for ages!!! Why didn't God show up for 9/11 victims?? Why didn't God show up for Boko haram victims? Because God only shows up when its convenient...but the devil is everywhere, every time and everyday!!
Is the African religion not itself a form of entrapment? I mean with the spates of ritual killings all over both the South West and South East, no thanks to a resurging of African Juju, are Nigerians to fare any better? undecided
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 6:59pm On Jan 26, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin is your foolishness inherited.wait first you don't know where heaven is and you are claiming Jesus is not alive grin grin grin grin grin chai and you want me to come and shove a camera up your arse to see your intestines.you don't have intestines,if you have bring it to my table let me see or you can still use the camera and look up you will see heaven and also see Jesus there .mugu
First grade dundee, where is heaven is a simple question. If you don't know where it is say so instead of continuing to expose your stupidity.

The fucktàrd said look up, is it the ceiling or the sky that is heaven? Olodo rabata.

Of course you can't tell me where it is because it is nothing but a crazy imagination in your shit for brains head.

I'm waiting for you when you are ready to come shove a camera up my arse so you can see my intestines since you want to keep being stupid. Bomboclat.
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 7:33pm On Jan 26, 2025
LordReed:
First grade dundee, where is heaven is a simple question. If you don't know where it is say so instead of continuing to expose your stupidity.

The fucktàrd said look up, is it the ceiling or the sky that is heaven? Olodo rabata.

Of course you can't tell me where it is because it is nothing but a crazy imagination in your shit for brains head.

I'm waiting for you when you are ready to come shove a camera up my arse so you can see my intestines since you want to keep being stupid. Bomboclat.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you keep sounding more foolish I said show me your intestines and I will show you Jesus and you said I should use camera to Check your arse and I said you should use the same camera and look up and see heaven and jesus.wait did you know there are other plannets apart from earth.how many of them have you visited.until you show me your intestines to prove me wrong for saying you don't have one then I will take you to heaven and you will see Jesus. mugu
Re: When God Shows Up by ellizy(m): 7:36pm On Jan 26, 2025
When God shows up, protocol are broken
ESTHER!
Re: When God Shows Up by harmargedon: 9:07pm On Jan 26, 2025
Thundafireseun:
The other 100 percent God showed up for, will agree with me
you ment the 5 percent, or you fail to understand how percentage calculation works?
Re: When God Shows Up by Kobojunkie: 9:12pm On Jan 26, 2025
Thundafireseun:
The other 100 percent God showed up for, will agree with me
Stop lying! The God of Israel —YHWH— has never showed up for any person believed to be Nigerian because He said His one and only people are those who are of the bloodline of Jacob. Claiming otherwise is tantamount to declaring the God of Israel a worthless liar whose words to His people —Israel — mean absolutely nothing. undecided
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 9:17pm On Jan 26, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you keep sounding more foolish I said show me your intestines and I will show you Jesus and you said I should use camera to Check your arse and I said you should use the same camera and look up and see heaven and jesus.wait did you know there are other plannets apart from earth.how many of them have you visited.until you show me your intestines to prove me wrong for saying you don't have one then I will take you to heaven and you will see Jesus. mugu
Zombie, so heaven is a planet, which planet? Bwahahahahahaha! Oponu wants to show me dead Jesus on another planet. LoLz.

Dumdum, stop being stupid you don't even know where heaven is talk more of taking anybody there. Meanwhile my arse is waiting for your shit filled brains to come take a look. LMAO!
Re: When God Shows Up by Thundafireseun: 9:34pm On Jan 26, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Stop lying! The God of Israel —YHWH— has never showed up for any person believed to be Nigerian because He said His one and only people are those who are of the bloodline of Jacob. Claiming otherwise is tantamount to declaring the God of Israel a worthless liar whose words to His people —Israel — mean absolutely nothing. undecided
When you call on YHWH through his son JESUS…. HE will show up for you
Re: When God Shows Up by Thundafireseun: 9:35pm On Jan 26, 2025
harmargedon:
you ment the 5 percent, or you fail to understand how percentage calculation works?
Lol 😆… I no get power to argue today
Re: When God Shows Up by Kobojunkie: 11:02pm On Jan 26, 2025
Thundafireseun:
➜When you call on YHWH through his son JESUS…. HE will show up for you
That is a bloody lie since Jesus Christ Himself said He was sent ONLY to the Lost Sheep of Israel. undecided

If anyone who is not of the qualified bloodline — the bloodline of Jacob — can call on Him and receive answers then what that would mean is that Jesus Christ lied and His Father, YHWH of Israel, also changed His mind. He cannot be telling the truth and not telling the truth at the same time. Only religion has him doing that and we see it boldly in today's world that religion does not offer a greater advantage than is found without it those who hold to it. undecided
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 7:36am On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
Zombie, so heaven is a planet, which planet? Bwahahahahahaha! Oponu wants to show me dead Jesus on another planet. LoLz.

Dumdum, stop being stupid you don't even know where heaven is talk more of taking anybody there. Meanwhile my arse is waiting for your shit filled brains to come take a look. LMAO!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin was there a time you went kolos.you don't think and you don't reason I was trying to show you ,your foolishness from the way you reason but still you are still sounding more foolish,that you don't see a thing or not been there doesn't mean they don't exist.just like you haven't been to any other plannets doesn't mean they don't exist as example.the only way you believe they exist is maybe because you have seen pictures of them in books.so if the white didn't discover them,your little coconut head won't believe they exist right.now I said show me your intestines and I will no longer show you Jesus,I will take you to Jesus in heaven.do we have an agreement.just keep your intestines in your dinning table I want to see them is that difficult if you claim you have intestines
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 8:03am On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin was there a time you went kolos.you don't think and you don't reason I was trying to show you ,your foolishness from the way you reason but still you are still sounding more foolish,that you don't see a thing or not been there doesn't mean they don't exist.just like you haven't been to any other plannets doesn't mean they don't exist as example.the only way you believe they exist is maybe because you have seen pictures of them in books.so if the white didn't discover them,your little coconut head won't believe they exist right.now I said show me your intestines and I will no longer show you Jesus,I will take you to Jesus in heaven.do we have an agreement.just keep your intestines in your dinning table I want to see them is that difficult if you claim you have intestines
Dumdum you the one reasoning like a donkey. My intestines are in my abdomen, a very specific location but when I ask you where is heaven you say up or planet like a lost stupid child. Where is heaven? Nowhere because it doesn't exist but stupidoʻ like you wants to conflate a real physical object with the crazy imagination of his shit for brains head.

You want to see my intestines, my arse is still waiting for you, Fucktàrd.
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 8:32am On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
Dumdum you the one reasoning like a donkey. My intestines are in my abdomen, a very specific location but when I ask you where is heaven you say up or planet like a lost stupid child. Where is heaven? Nowhere because it doesn't exist but stupidoʻ like you wants to conflate a real physical object with the crazy imagination of his shit for brains head.

You want to see my intestines, my arse is still waiting for you, Fucktàrd.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin chai who did this thing to you,I said heaven is up there,I can take you there if you show me your intestines.i don't believe you have intestines prove it by showing me dumb ass.wait hope you still have people around you in case your kolos start again.like wtf.show me your intestines I will take you to heaven na and present you to Jesus.this is not difficult
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 9:19am On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin chai who did this thing to you,I said heaven is up there,I can take you there if you show me your intestines.i don't believe you have intestines prove it by showing me dumb ass.wait hope you still have people around you in case your kolos start again.like wtf.show me your intestines I will take you to heaven na and present you to Jesus.this is not difficult
Stupido, up is not a place, it's a direction. Where is heaven is a question of its location not its direction, get that through your coconut head.

You can't take me to heaven cos you don't even know where it is. LoLz.

If you can be in heaven in Jesus what are you doing here? You are just a block head. Bwahahahahahaha!
Re: When God Shows Up by AllLovingGod: 10:05am On Jan 27, 2025
"When God Shows Up, Wonders happen!"
kennethesan:
When GOD shows up, Miracles happen.
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 10:15am On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
Stupido, up is not a place, it's a direction. Where is heaven is a question of its location not its direction, get that through your coconut head.

You can't take me to heaven cos you don't even know where it is. LoLz.

If you can be in heaven in Jesus what are you doing here? You are just a block head. Bwahahahahahaha!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy did you see how foolishness have ruined you.ok I can't take you to heaven just like you can't show me your intestines.i said again show me your intestines and I will take you to heaven.
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 10:31am On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy did you see how foolishness have ruined you.ok I can't take you to heaven just like you can't show me your intestines.i said again show me your intestines and I will take you to heaven.
YOU ARE JUST A DUMMY. WHETHER OR NOT I SHOW YOU MY INTESTINE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STILL HERE ON EARTH IS VERY INDICATIVE YOU CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN.
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 10:35am On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
YOU ARE JUST A DUMMY. WHETHER OR NOT I SHOW YOU MY INTESTINE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STILL HERE ON EARTH IS VERY INDICATIVE YOU CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you see how foolish you are what is the big deal in showing me your intestines.wait see your little coconut head am still on earth that's why I can't take you to heaven.you sound crazy do what I tell you and I will show you heaven.mudafucker you think you have sense because you can write English mugu
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 11:27am On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you see how foolish you are what is the big deal in showing me your intestines.wait see your little coconut head am still on earth that's why I can't take you to heaven.you sound crazy do what I tell you and I will show you heaven.mudafucker you think you have sense because you can write English mugu
LoLz. Ode, go to heaven now. Bwahahahahahaha!

My nyash is still waiting for you come and see.
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 11:55am On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
LoLz. Ode, go to heaven now. Bwahahahahahaha!

My nyash is still waiting for you come and see.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you are the one doubting that there is no heaven and I promise to take you there if you prove to me that you have an intestines by showing it to me. grin grin grin grin grin you are a confirmed asshole if you can't show me your intestines.you lowlife has access to phone so you can type anything you small coconut head tells you.mudafucker
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 1:00pm On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you are the one doubting that there is no heaven and I promise to take you there if you prove to me that you have an intestines by showing it to me. grin grin grin grin grin you are a confirmed asshole if you can't show me your intestines.you lowlife has access to phone so you can type anything you small coconut head tells you.mudafucker
LoLz. Take yourself there first you dummy.

You are a confirmed dingbat if you don't take yourself to heaven first. Asswipe. Bwahahahahahaha!
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 1:08pm On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
LoLz. Take yourself there first you dummy.

You are a confirmed dingbat if you don't take yourself to heaven first. Asswipe. Bwahahahahahaha!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin see your life.you have used foolishness to sew your clothes.why will I take myself to where I live .it's you that doesn't believe that there is heaven is the one that is foolish.ok finally can you now show me your intestines so I can take you to heaven since you believe there is no heaven.you know I don't believe you have intestines yet until I see them on the table.mudafucker
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 2:11pm On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin see your life.you have used foolishness to sew your clothes.why will I take myself to where I live .it's you that doesn't believe that there is heaven is the one that is foolish.ok finally can you now show me your intestines so I can take you to heaven since you believe there is no heaven.you know I don't believe you have intestines yet until I see them on the table.mudafucker
Dundi I told you you don't know where heaven is and here you are confirming your stupidity. First you said up,then it was planet, now it is where you live. Obviously you don't know jack. Ain't you a special kinda stupìd. LMAO.

Asswipe, my nyash is waiting for you. Bwahahahahaha!

If you don't believe I have intestines then you are the most stupíd person on Nairaland. Bwahahahahaha!
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 2:32pm On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
Dundi I told you you don't know where heaven is and here you are confirming your stupidity. First you said up,then it was planet, now it is where you live. Obviously you don't know jack. Ain't you a special kinda stupìd. LMAO.

Asswipe, my nyash is waiting for you. Bwahahahahaha!

If you don't believe I have intestines then you are the most stupíd person on Nairaland. Bwahahahahaha!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin now I see that you inherited your foolishness.according to you,you have intestines and I said show me .you said I should view your ass with camera.are you not stupid .what is the difficult for you to show me your intestines and I will take you to heaven.why do you want me to believe you have intestines when you can't show it to me.are you on kolos again. I said heaven is up there if you show me your intestines I will take you to heaven as agreed abi ist hard for you.prove me wrong that you have intestines and I will prove you wrong that heaven is up there.am even ready to take you up there .
Re: When God Shows Up by Aaronsrod: 4:00pm On Jan 27, 2025
fyneboi79:
Verily verily I say unto you today brother... You are f00lish to quote a Bible handed over to you by your slave masters. For your stupidity, you deserve to be decapitated bit by bit using only a pair of scissors
O wicked man!

God sent the slave masters to bring us to Jesus so we can go to Heaven with them.

Do not miss this blessing!
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 4:57pm On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin now I see that you inherited your foolishness.according to you,you have intestines and I said show me .you said I should view your ass with camera.are you not stupid .what is the difficult for you to show me your intestines and I will take you to heaven.why do you want me to believe you have intestines when you can't show it to me.are you on kolos again. I said heaven is up there if you show me your intestines I will take you to heaven as agreed abi ist hard for you.prove me wrong that you have intestines and I will prove you wrong that heaven is up there.am even ready to take you up there .
Douchebag you don't know where heaven is stop talking rubbish.

You are reveal yourself to be a first dumbass if you are comparing intestines to an imaginary place. I pity your father and mother who raised such useless child after spending so much on your education. LoLz.
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 5:09pm On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
Douchebag you don't know where heaven is stop talking rubbish.

You are reveal yourself to be a first dumbass if you are comparing intestines to an imaginary place. I pity your father and mother who raised such useless child after spending so much on your education. LoLz.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you see why I said you are a fool.you said I don't know where heaven is meaning you are mad.so you are the one to tell me what I should know abi.you are foolish for not showing me you have intestines.then since you don't have parents and have become a fool for life.who will now teach you things about life.you are using a brain that just develop under the third world country to engage me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin those foolish idiots that gave birth to you shouldn't have if they were wise but because foolishness is your family thing.mugu continue in your madness
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 5:32pm On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you see why I said you are a fool.you said I don't know where heaven is meaning you are mad.so you are the one to tell me what I should know abi.you are foolish for not showing me you have intestines.then since you don't have parents and have become a fool for life.who will now teach you things about life.you are using a brain that just develop under the third world country to engage me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin those foolish idiots that gave birth to you shouldn't have if they were wise but because foolishness is your family thing.mugu continue in your madness
Dundi you don't know where heaven is stop being a useless goat. LoLz.

If your father and mother knew you would be this useless they would have aborted you before you even smelt air. Fùcktard of the highest order.
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
Dundi you don't know where heaven is stop being a useless goat. LoLz.

If your father and mother knew you would be this useless they would have aborted you before you even smelt air. Fùcktard of the highest order.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin I know you don't have father and mother that's why you are a fool no one to teach you about life but wait at what age did your brain became fully developed.most time I just engage your type just for fun.you are just confuse about life and it's wonders.you don't know Jack about your existence.just to prove me wrong that you have intestines,you are beating around the bush.show me your intestines and I will take you to heaven as I promised.mugu
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 6:46pm On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin I know you don't have father and mother that's why you are a fool no one to teach you about life but wait at what age did your brain became fully developed.most time I just engage your type just for fun.you are just confuse about life and it's wonders.you don't know Jack about your existence.just to prove me wrong that you have intestines,you are beating around the bush.show me your intestines and I will take you to heaven as I promised.mugu
LoLz. Look who is talking about being taught. A dirty little goat like you who couldn't imbibe proper home training. I commiserate with your father and mother who have to live with a disappointment like you. All their hardworking down the drain.

A failure like you who is priding himself in foolishly comparing intestines to heaven. Even your school teachers would put hands to their head in disappointment in the filthy garbage you turned out to be.

When you are ready my nyash is waiting for you. LoLz.
Re: When God Shows Up by ogolemati: 6:53pm On Jan 27, 2025
LordReed:
LoLz. Look who is talking about being taught. A dirty little goat like you who couldn't imbibe proper home training. I commiserate with your father and mother who have to live with a disappointment like you. All their hardworking down the drain.

A failure like you who is priding himself in foolishly comparing intestines to heaven. Even your school teachers would put hands to their head in disappointment in the filthy garbage you turned out to be.

When you are ready my nyash is waiting for you. LoLz.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin chai life is more than that your little brain that is stagnant.wait so all this grammar just because I said you should prove to me that you have intestines chai grin grin grin grin grin grin grin well hope you are not planning to birth someone with this your foolishness.your parents made that mistake please don't repeat it.mugu
Re: When God Shows Up by LordReed(m): 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2025
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin chai life is more than that your little brain that is stagnant.wait so all this grammar just because I said you should prove to me that you have intestines chai grin grin grin grin grin grin grin well hope you are not planning to birth someone with this your foolishness.your parents made that mistake please don't repeat it.mugu
LoLz. Brainless goat. Can you not see how stupid you are comparing intestines to heaven. Of course you can't see how foolish you are because you are a miserable failure. The mistake here was that your parents didn't abort you before they wasted their resources on you. Zombie.
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