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Omor the people wey I don lose this January, may their souls rip.

The people wey no die for December come die for January, one of my close buddy got robbed of his phone few hours after 31st/1st January crossover service.


I wan cry for am when he told me, I wished I could buy the kid another phone.



I passed one bloody scene one evening only to be informed that a close Friend that did masonry work around was crushed to death there.


That bloody scene would never leave my poor memories.

I wanted to share one more VERY sad tale but then I realized that I was in page 4, Hahahahaha.

Sorry y'all, that sweet gist would wait for another time.

Enjoy your chapter....


Still I ROCK.....

CHAPTER IV
~SUGARMUMMIES II~



~FLASHBACK~

When SS was still struggling in the streets, he took up odds jobs here and there if he wasn't trying to help a farm owner harvest their crops in the dark of night.


One of those jobs was as a bar man in a brothel. That was the only job that managed to keep him for a couple of years because the benefits far outweighed the negatives according to his ideology.

SS stood over 6 feet and was slightly jacked despite his lean figure caused by frequent skipping of meals.

That problem was soon solved cause one of the sex workers fell heavily for him. She made it her duty to fatten him up while using him as a human Love Machine.

Heck!!! I doubt he was complaining one bit. I mean, he was freely frolicking with a hole that many men paid to enter.

"Remember; Even Ashawo Get Serious Boyfriend."


As a young guy with great aspirations, he convinced her to buy him an android phone and he started 'bombing' on a low, things started getting better and he finally left.


You'll think that he'll also dropped all his baggages behind....

You'll think....






~PRESENT DAY~

"Oga Peter, come and see my woman." SS banged my door while screaming like a baby that tasted chocolate for the first time.

I was smoking inside my room with Coachy cause it was still day time and I wasn't comfortable sitting outside. The compound was ungated so any body could pass by and stare in.

Reluctantly, we both joined SS outside, he was bragging as we walked towards the group still smoking heavily, the lady was at the top of the smoke chain-the spent sticks gathered at her feet was enough testimony.


"Meet my lovely Mama, Swem... Swem... Meet my senior man and neighbor, Oga PIRO..." SS introduced us.


I quickly switched emotions and played the nice neighbor role. Despite all my nice sayings, I was actively scanning her from head to toe, my mind playing that question over and over again, but even my tongue dare not ask it loud_i'll tear it out first.


After the formalities, I walked back to my room with Coachy but not before I banged on Abu's door. His windows are always shut whenever someone was smoking around SS room cause he hated the smoke and generally avoided such gatherings.

"M'fucker.." I spat out as Abu came out sweating heavily, a big smile plastered on his face.

"Oga Firo... My guy..." He yelled excitedly and tried shaking me but I slapped his sweaty-God-knows-where-it-has-been-hands away.

"You na bad guy, who daughter you dey drill this late afternoon." I screamed because he was playing music in his room so when he opened the door, the sound increased ten fold.


"No worry about that one, wetin you want?" He asked almost impatiently.


"Coke, big container." I replied with an even bigger smile.

One thing I loved with Abu was his generous attitude only when his girls are around. He always never says NO as long as it's something he has handy or can afford, the need to impress his girls worked to my advantage.
SS rarely took advantage of such situation cause they were more of rivals than pals and Eze was a no go area, not like the poor kid didn't tried asking but a confirmed NO always follows, Abu didn't mind if his girls were around or not.

Or maybe I found favour in his eyes!!!

"Guy take, no disturb me again." Abu broke my line of thoughts as he passed me four chilled plastic coke bottles.

I smiled even more broadly as I grabbed my loot and went off like a boss. I could hear a female voice behind me asking for a bottle. I pretended to be deaf and mute and bounced to my room.

I could hear SS telling her that he'll go get one if she needs, "I no dey collect something from that neighbor wey give am the drinks." He added.


I passed Coachy one drink and went back out because I had to fufil that burning desires in my heart.

SS was about going out so I joined him. He knew it was for gossip so he didn't make a fuse as we walked together.

"Guy that woman get belly?" I bursted out cause I couldn't hold it anymore.


"Ehen nah, na me get am." He replied proudly.


"Wait... What!!!!" I screamed almost too loud.

"Shebi you think say you na senior man, I don show you say yours na play." His voice beamed with joy.


"But wait, this is not making sense, I thought you stopped seeing her when you left that Beer palour work?"


"Omor if you see the kind styles wey she dey give me, how did you expect me to leave her alone? And by the way, she doesn't charge me for sex so I was still visiting her. She stopped the work when she took in for me." SS explained.

"Wow, so this is how she hold you for balls? So na marriage she come like this?"



"Which nonsense marriage?" SS thundered as I tried to stifle a laughter. "Na me invite her, she has two older children for her ex husband so she isn't coming to my house to stay. I just wanted to show you say na man I be."


Even though I had serious questions to ask, I folded and dropped some compliments to massage his ego.

As we returned, I bypassed the group and joined Coachy in my room to update him on the recent happenings, he simply snickered but kept his mouth shut too, only one statement that left me in awe passed through his lips.

"That woman no get belly, she dey pretend."



I was smiling sheepishly, no need to ask for his reasons......


I had bigger fishes to fry____ Gracy!!!






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I'll testify, sexual intercourse with Gracy was always lite. She was a seasoned professional so she knew what she wanted and I was always available to fufil her heart desires.

She was always available whenever I called, the only time we ever went radio silence was when Blessing comes into town(she schooled in a different town from mine.)

Those times, Gracy completely forbids me from calling her because she was always hanging out with Blessing so there had to be no room for error.

When Blessings returns, Grace swarm me off in a sex marathon as soon as she could lay hands on me.

As stated earlier, I didn't mind one bit how frequently we met but soon she began slowly crossing the line between casual sex and infatuation.
Firstly, she already knew when I liked being at home in the evenings so she'll cook and arrive unannounced, hoping that the sight of food would rise my balls.

Sadly, it always rose up to attention. Every single time!!!


Guess who would suffer for the consequences of our actions?


The poor young man dating Gracy.....



She'll lay on my laps as I gamed and her phone would keep ringing for minutes on end, she only glance at the phone screen when it rang the first time, then hiss and slide the phone back down. If the calls becomes too much, she'll mute the phone.

UNLESS, I ask her to pick up would she.

"Yes, why are you trying to run down my battery?" She'll scream at the caller.

"Sorry nah, I been come your house and your weren't at home, where you go?"


"How's that your business, where I go? Oga you never marry me yet nah, stop trying to monitor me." she'll rudely reply.



"No vex nah, na crime to come check my future wife...."

"Future keh... Abeg go prepare well and come, no be by mouth."


"Anyway, I dropped small money with your children, manage please."


The talk of money would make her sit upright immediately, "how much you give them?"

"Na 5k, na why I say manage. I'll sort you something...."


"Na that 5k go kill you there, Oga drop better money next time, wetin be 5k?"

She'll hiss long and loud before cutting the poor man off and lay back immediately.


No words would follow for some minutes before we'll start talking about a different topic, I never asked, she never answered.

But my mind would be boiling....

I wasn't feeling guilty that I was cheating on Blessing with her friend neither did I care what Gracy did with her life but what I couldn't take was the blatant disrespect to my fellow man that is way older than I.

It's despicable...


No man deserved to be treated like rag just because he is dating a lady or trying to wife her. Even though the demeaning conversations weren't directed at me, I put my legs into the young man's shoes and decided that I could as well be in that situation THEORETICALLY!!!




She doesn't request anything from me, infact she cooks and bring along. I only give her light sums to get snacks for her kids or I buy and send it myself but she was looking down at someone that was trying actively to entertain her excesses.


I began plotting ways to drift us apart so atleast she could have sufficient time for her man, fate helped me, or so I thought.

Grace was with me one evening, just blanket covered her nudity, someone knocked, thinking it was a neighbor, I asked them to come in.


Coachy walked in, in-between greetings he froze, I quickly followed his eyes to the opposite direction, Gracy was staring back with as much shock.

They managed to overcome their initial stance and exchanged pleasantries. Grace soon slipped into the bathroom to change while Coachy and I took chairs outside for a smoking session.



I joined to walk her to the road when she declared readiness. As soon as we were out of sight of the compound, she grabbed me and started laughing.


"Guy, who are you? As you small like this How person like Coachy go dey visit?" She asked.


"Long story, how did you know him?" I replied.


"Coachy asked me out even before I got married and by then he was already an adult while I was a young Lady, I always rejected his advances." She answered.


I smiled and shook my head as I rummaged through their earlier encounter.
When I returned, I asked Coachy nothing neither did he bring the topic up again but I could see the admiration in his eyes.

He'll be like, "this guy dey chop food wey I no fit chop for my prime."

Eyan Optimus Prime!!!




Gracy instantly told me that she didn't want to clash with Coachy again so I took advantage and informed her that she'll only come on the days that Coachy isn't around.

Coachy was always around, I restricted our sessions to at most once per week, Grace was reeling. She accused me of was seeing other girls, I dared her to pay me an unexpected visit.

She did and met Coachy and I burning grasses. From that day, she comported.


Few weeks later, she came up with a new preposition.


Grace claimed she was getting too fat so she started early morning jogging sessions, her jogging group usually end up in a volleyball court where they exercise for an hour or so.

She called me by 6am one morning asking if I had work to do. I indicated in the negative, she claimed that the road was too lonely to jog alone so she was coming to my house instead.


Quickly I got off bed and went to freshen up. My jaw was literally on the floor when I opened my door few minutes later.

I could make out every contours of her ass and cameltoe through the ultra thin sheer black leggings. I was like, "God, why haven't I started early morning jogging all this while?"


"That's what I love about you, your dick never disappoints.." Gracy broke me off my thoughts as I followed my jaw to look downwards. My dick was standing like a professional soldier man.

I was too ashamed to care, I quickly grabbed her body fitting singlet and dragged her in before any of my neighbors would notice.

I was flinging my boxers aside before I even got to the bed.... "My instrument of minimum destruction screaming, Use me, Use me Lord, Use me!!!



As we lay catching our breath, Gracy made a preposition; since I barely had time for her in the evening, she'll convert her morning jogging sessions to our intimacy sessions because she felt she burnt more calories having sex with me than exercising, of course that's why its called "SEXERCISE".


I was alarmed in my mind but I kept a straight face and encouraged her on.


Days after days, my neighbors would wake up to heavy and sexy moans from my room, the half completed building next to my room was used for daytime smoking activities so anybody seated there would know when something goes down next door.


I was dying in silence, wondering when my morning torment would stop. I had resorted to waking up even more earlier just to find something to eat like I was preparing for Ramadan fasting.


While I was trying to stand strong, another of my neighbor was filled up with the intimidation and could not resist the urge to 'Shalaye'.

SS intercepted Grace and I one morning as I walked her to the road.

"Madam, you no dey see as my neighbor don slim? Abeg pity am nah!" He lamented.

We all broke out laughing but the message had already been passed and understood.

From that day hence forth, the siege was lifted and my poor manhood began to regain its lost glories.



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You thought I was the only one in bondage? Hell Naw!!!


SS supposedly pregnant older mama was always on his neck with different billings. She returned back to base after three days with us and she denied SS the coochie with the excuse that her tummy was bugging her.


Coachy Instantly told SS what he told me about the lady earlier but SS refuted his claims with the excuse that she snapped and sent him a positive pregnancy test strip, and the bulge was obvious so there was no foul play.


So therefore, SS continued getting milked for months until he couldn't hold it anymore and came to me for counsel.



I don't know what people see in me but they don't mind pouring out their hearts to me, maybe because I have an answer for anything no matter how deviod the situation.

I was like a boiling couldron where everyone pours their secrets and heart desires into and get a lifeline in return.



I instantly advised him to ask for a picture of her exposed bulging belly which included her face and watch the unfolding drama.


And the drama was worth every cent of my advice. The lady kept haggling about for days on end, threatening that she'll abort the baby if he dares question the legitimacy of the pregnancy. She made it look like she was doing him a mega favor by keeping his child. SS followed my advice and called her bluff, he also instructed her that there would be no more cash flow.


Two days later, she sent him a message that she just got a miscarriage due to the tremendous amount of stress SS put her through, and so they were done.


SS came to thank me with two bags of AZ. From that day, what ever I told him, he obeys......

Please drop a comment, likes and shares.....


Don't make me wait so long to drop next chapter....

Una dey dull my vibes....


Anyway, avoid quoting that long shït above me, drop your comments in peace....



Still I ROCK!!!!!!!

Twoclans:
LOL

Therock overtaking is allowed

Sorry oh, lemme not read too much dirty meanings, but are you stipulating that I could overtake your partner? 🤔🤔🤔

Almiron:
We may lose our next match, the team ain't back yet but we'll make the champions league R16. I don't feel bad when they lose anymore. The whole scenario is messy but well be back stronger.

And Almiron answered me, I first laugh for two minutes when I saw your moniker. And I guess you're talking about UEFA League round of 16, that one na sure banker, winning the competition is tge major Koko.

Man Utd should target Conference league places or try to win FA cup this season or Otilor is their name.

Therock5555:
Sorry oh, lemme not read too much dirty meanings, but are you stipulating that I could overtake your partner? 🤔🤔🤔

Are you not the rock again

See how you stuttering as if I proposed marriage to you

Fear Fear

Twoclans:
Are you not the rock again

See how you stuttering as if I proposed marriage to you

Fear Fear

Chai, person just carry armoured tank enter fist fight.

Eh I gree, you no know say you've been my NL crush of all time, followed by Rokia🤐🤐🤐

BTW Twoclans Durlin'

I dey hunt for future partner wey fit manage me for the next five years, so if you dey game, drop your CV and picture for my WhatsApp 😁😁😁😁

God bless you as you apply....

Nice update.

One thing sha sure about you. No matter wetin girl get as toto e go still tire you.

Sulele04:
Nice update.

One thing sha sure about you. No matter wetin girl get as toto e go still tire you.

Omor as long as the banny gives me peace of mind, her toto no go ever tire me.


What would make me start avoiding you is when you wanna make my ME time as your time, that stunt irks me.


Everyday, I create time for multiple squad, girls and jobs, but I do dedicate some personal hours for myself, na that time i dey manage grab some movie time, type or game online before i pass out.

E no easy to be Man abeg...

Therock5555:
Please drop a comment, likes and shares.....


Don't make me wait so long to drop next chapter....

Una dey dull my vibes....


Anyway, avoid quoting that long shït above me, drop your comments in peace....



Still I ROCK!!!!!!!

Fantastic update .

Real wahala compound

Therock5555:
Omor as long as the banny gives me peace of mind, her toto no go ever tire me.


What would make me start avoiding you is when you wanna make my ME time as your time, that stunt irks me.


Everyday, I create time for multiple squad, girls and jobs, but I do dedicate some personal hours for myself, na that time i dey manage grab some movie time, type or game online before i pass out.

E no easy to be Man abeg...

Lol why you con leave Ruth though, I sabi say she dey run other paroles but you were aware & she looked like the kind of girl that gave you your space.

Therock5555:
And Almiron answered me, I first laugh for two minutes when I saw your moniker. And I guess you're talking about UEFA League round of 16, that one na sure banker, winning the competition is tge major Koko.

Man Utd should target Conference league places or try to win FA cup this season or Otilor is their name.

absolutely bro, I hope we can pull a shocker once we make the R16, the game resets and I hope the boys just clicked and go all in for the Trophy. It will be a perfect season. EPL is Liverpool's to lose. Good morning bro. I'm just waking up to your mention.

MY GUY

Thanks for the update. Ss been enter one chance before.

I dor confuse for this story.

50JBL:
I dor confuse for this story.

What's confusing you Sir?

hotswagg12:
Thanks for the update. Ss been enter one chance before.

G-boy wey ordinary woman dey run scam on and he thinks he's wise😁😁😁

Hungerbadoo:
MY GUY

Happy new Year bro.


How things?

Almiron:
absolutely bro, I hope we can pull a shocker once we make the R16, the game resets and I hope the boys just clicked and go all in for the Trophy. It will be a perfect season. EPL is Liverpool's to lose. Good morning bro. I'm just waking up to your mention.

I don tell my guy since November, leave PL this season for Liverpool, I don congratulate them in advance, the werey arsenal fan been dey yippy dey yappa


United did shockingly well against Fulham, I was massively impressed but cardiac arrest nearly kpie me...


United for Ever......

Twoclans:
Fantastic update .

Real wahala compound

Thanks ma'am.

Trust me, your jaw will drop in the next chapter, it's my favorite chapter of the whole book so I'll take my time and make it lite as fuçk..

😁😁😁

Sulele04:
Lol why you con leave Ruth though, I sabi say she dey run other paroles but you were aware & she looked like the kind of girl that gave you your space.

Guy, I dey good mood like this so lemme drop you one super hot gist.


1-1-2023

I entered Facebook for no reason, na since September I last logged in, naso I see friend request from Ruth.

I shock eh, cause since we broke up, na just twice we pass ourselves for town untop bikes, I made sure she and her clique never could find my location except the ones I was straffing 😁


Naso I accept oh, asked for her number and invited her to a joint near my parents house(that ndlea matter).

Guy she came with a beautiful baby girl, her boobs don triple, everywhere just soft. Her daughter immediately slept as I carried her, werey women there dey ask if na my pikin.

Thankfully me na OG for the area so nobody dared go to my parents to ask if their son has a daughter 😁😁😁


My clique like her die so she was always chilling almost every evening with us. Wether private or public, I always kept my hands to myself.

Guess what? Her baby daddy na AKS person like me, I was smiling as I told her that as I no allow her keep mine, she go meet my tribesman to finish the work.



The baby daddy is in another state so no worries, we just kept mute like nothing ever happened between us, we were just friends.


Until one earlier Sunday morning, she called and said she felt like eating indomie cooked by me, say she wan savour the memories of back then. Omor I skip church that morning (I stopped attending my parents Church branch few months prior so nobody go know if I no go church)


As we dey cruise for Mumsy garden, this babe tell me say she's been feeling Hot all night long and could not sleep(since she gave birth, nobody dey pipe dey place)

Coincidentally, that night too I was freaking hard for no reason, it was like we were operating on the same chemistry wavelength at the same time while miles apart.


Naso I rush her go my room, sex was awkward though, so we continued as friends after that day cause she was always bringing her daughter along.


Skip to a couple of months, I pulled a coup and left home again.

From the first day Ruth visited, we became fuçk rabbits.



One day she told me that she never thought we'll ever get back together cause she absolutely hated me for breaking up with her.

Remember I never asked her out again or did we renew the relationship, we just vibes on vibes.

One of my werey friend was chilling with me and her one evening, it was the first time they were meeting even though they have spoken on phone through me once.


The guy was like, "so na you be our wife wey Peter dey gist us about?"

I been dey try signal am but the werey no code, na her reply weak me.

She was like, "eh, Peter go marry me? This Peter wey I know? Infact lemme ask him in front of you. Peter, will you marry me?"


Ruth asked me the same question 3 times.

Guy I was freaking embarrassed but I just kept laughing and shaking my head.

The message was clear between us.


Anyway sha that didn't hinder our Ta-Ta-Ta sessions, and she was always loyal, anybody wey sneeze near her, she go tell me. The only call she takes for my front na her baby daddy cause that one na werey, he calls once or twice a month, ask for his baby pictures then wire funds and forget them till next month.



Long story short, she got job in Lag late last year, she was urging me to join her this January cause the pay is good.

One evening, she asked an unusual request for a friend, I delivered and then she just went radio silence.


All her numbers no dey go again, not even her roommate phone number dey go.

Walahi my head burst, I was worried as fuçk but I couldn't present myself to her family cause most of them never forgive me for breaking their pikin heart.

One of my friend na her elder brother pal, so I made him ask about her from her bros and I received the most ridiculous answer ever.


The brother said they've been trying to reach her to no avail but the best part is that, none of them gives a flying fuçk.

Like they're treating it like a normal behavior from her, I weak as I dey like this.

Till this minute, I haven't heard zlitch from her, I do try her number every couple of days though, her daughter dey with her Mama so she fit easily do what ever she wants.


She was complaining about Job stress but she was even planning to get an apartment awaiting my arrival if I agree, so I don't know why she went black out.


If we ever meet again, I'll find that answer and update you😁😁😁



Chai see comment wey dey like chapter 😁😁😁

Therock5555:
Guy, I dey good mood like this so lemme drop you one super hot gist...

Lmaoo nah real comment wey be like chapter.
That girl really liked you, hopefully she is alive & well wherever she is then una go meet again.

Why be sey na now I just jam this thread

Sulele04:
Lmaoo nah real comment wey be like chapter.
That girl really liked you, hopefully she is alive & well wherever she is then una go meet again.

She better be safe and sound oh cause I get plenty questions to ask her

jupitre:
Why be sey na now I just jam this thread

Sha you never took late, welcome Boss

As expected the chapter is too long, NL dey restrict me, I guess I'm dividing it into batches.


Enjoy...

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CHAPTER V

~MERCY~


Due to the fact that I barely went anywhere in the morning, my usual schedule was; sleep late, awake late, observe 'morning glory' while trying to pass a frustrating game level from the previous day, start cooking late so that before I'll be through, it would be over midday already_Breakfast has been successfully skipped.


One of such late mornings, I was alternating between trying to cook and catch an interesting show on television when my phone rang.

"B2k my niqqa!!!" I screamed as I answered the call.


"PIRO the bad guy, you don forget homeboys Abi?"


B2k and I weren't exactly close buddies, we only got to meet every evening back in my former neighborhood. He was a 'strong' man in that neighborhood so I bonded with him to keep the dark side off my back.

I promised to come visiting once I've settled in my new neighborhood but I never did, I've never fancied visiting people aimlessly.


"Boss no vex, I've been really tied up. This one you called today, seems everywhere 'stew' Abi?"

"Nothing much, I just thought of you and said I should check out your new house and by the way I have some ripe products with me that needs to charge their phones, hope you're at home?" B2k asked.


"Why not. Light dey, abeg turn up ASAP, lemme text you directions." I replied excitedly.


The reason for my excitement was because of the girls B2k rolled with, they were always top premium.

Even though he never went to a tertiary institute, he had connects from almost every major school in and out of town, side pimping for rich clients were part of his resume. I once met B2k as a party agent in my polling unit, I couldn't believe my eyes.


One of my favorite super powers is the ability to tidy any environment in minutes if only I please, and that moment I ran a speed train through my apartment, tidying everything my lazy ass wouldn't dare touch on normal basis.


I came out of the bathroom sweating despite just taking my bath some seconds before B2k called again.
I was about going to pick them up when he called again to inform me that SS would bring them to the compound.


I was in the kitchen trying to figure out what to cut next when I heard SS screaming my name outside. A knock followed afterwards.


B2k clasped my hand and gave me a shoulder hug as he walked in, a pretty chubby lady followed him almost immediately, she flashed me a greeting.

No use guessing, she was his girlfriend.


Then in walked another. She was putting on a tight fitting jersey and wore barely legal bum shorts. She greeted me warmly before walking in.

I was too stunned to even answer properly, I just stared at her as she walked pass, her big ass swinging dangerous.
A big grin plastered on my face as I turned to face them but the grin turn to a frown immediately when I noticed the girl on bum shorts walking towards my weed tray.

It was a three in one food plate, one side was for normal marijuana, the other, I placed Loud or AZ which I used sparingly, nothing could take away my love for pure MaryJane.

"Ehn, na my loud you dey wrap like that oh." I said almost impatiently.


She turned and stare at me with an amused look and replied, "Yes, I know difference between loud and normal weed." A tiny hint of pleasure and mockery in her voice.


I asked the ladies to feel at home while I went to disturb Abu's room to ask him for drinks.

He denied my petition but when I informed him that I had two absolute stunners in my room that he could check out, he quickly darted in and returned with half a dozen drinks while putting on his shirt.


Immediately Abu peeked into my room, he began speaking in chants. Of cause, he was impressed.


I almost forgot I was supposed to be cooking when B2k's girl announced that she was hungry. I informed them that I was about to cook, when she inquired what I was going to cook, she began complaining that she couldn't wait that long so B2k should get her noodles instead.

Her friend surprisingly asked for permission to cook for us. Nonetheless, B2k and I went to get the noodles.


So while her friend cooked, B2k girl stayed with her man and watched television, she was even served the noodles by her friend.

After cooking, she politely stated her intentions to leave without even tasting what she cooked.

I playfully asked why she wouldn't eat what she cooked, or maybe the food tasted horribly, but she politely told me that she was still full with the noodles she shared with her friend earlier and she had somewhere to be. Her friend wasn't leaving yet.

Quickly, B2k gave me the signal and I offered to walk her to the road, she agreed.

Her friend quickly ran to the kitchen to serve her boyfriend as we walked out.

She was already walking away as I turned to close the door so I had ample time to stare judiciously at that fat ass that would stop wobbling every lofty steps she took.


So many imaginations ran through my head as I nearly fainted in confusion. I redeemed my image and hurriedly walked to her side.


"You know, I didn't even ask your name, or should I call you Miss Cook and run?" I teased.

She broke into a short laugh and answered cutely, "Mercy."


"Oh Lord Have Mercy!!!" I joked as I placed my hands on my head. She laughed at my stunt.

It didn't help that she was slightly taller than me, I was gasping at every window of opportunity cause I wasn't sure I'll get another.

"Mercy, I'll like to see you again, maybe next time you'll have eat what I cook instead."


"Hmm, hopefully your food wouldn't taste as bad as you called mine." She teased before reeling out her number.

I sighted a commercial motorcycle rider and waived him over. As the bike came to a halt in front of us, I brought out my wallet to sort the transport fare.


"Don't bother, I'm okay." Mercy cautioned me.


The bike man and I first stared at ourselves with eyes wide opened before staring at Mercy who smiled and mounted the motorcycle.

A half smile appeared on my face as she waved me good bye. I was still pretty stunned.


The probability of an average Nigerian girl to decline Transport fare even when she did not ask was still an alien thought.
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*Disclaimer* This writer is liable to his perception, the above paragraph shouldn't be taken out of context.
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I was beaming in thoughts as I returned, someone was coming from the opposite direction but I paid no mind until the person was standing literally in front of me, trying to get my attention.

Another of my super powers is the ability to filter sounds and sights. I could instantly see someone that I know coming far away from my direction while not even giving a glance at the person that just walked pass me, I could be in a room with ten people discussing and I'll zone their voices out of my head just to concentrate on a task in front of me. Funny part, I do chip in answers every now and then and it would still flow with their conversations even though my brain hadn't been processing what they have been saying.


"Good afternoon Sir." I greeted the person the man standing in front of me, he didn't seem to be passing by, I was his intended target.


"Afternoon my brother. How are you? Abeg no vex, who be that girl wey you go put for bike, the way her yansh dey shake, I no fit hold am anymore."


I almost bursted out laughing, the speaker was a family man who had never spoken to me since I came into the neighborhood.

What big YANSH can't do does not exist....



"Oga, na today I dey meet her too." I replied him then swiftly walked pass before he'll say another word, he was too stunned to ask another as he pretended to walk ahead before doing a U-turn to his house.


"Why you go marry wife wey get small YANSH when you like girls with big YANSH?"


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For days, I didn't call Mercy. I wasn't sure how to approach her situation cause obviously she was almost out of my league as things stood so I tied my destiny to fate.


She called me later that week feigning disappointment with my lack of calls. I informed her that I wasn't sure if she'll be into me but I invited her over nonetheless.
She came looking even more stunning with another pair of bum shorts, I was almost tempted to ask her if she never ran out of bum shorts.

"So what did you cook?" She asked as soon as she settled in.

"I made 'Egushi' soup and bought 'fufu'." I announced nonchalantly.


"Cool, can I help myself?" Mercy asked.


I almost choke on my tongue, I wasn't expecting her reply at all. I used my head to nod since my tongue stopped functioning.


She sat besides me as I played PS3 games on my consoles, afterwards she started wrapping something that I didn't give, as I turned, she passed me a slim tie of dope, A big smile washed my face. She brought me Loud.
So unusual!!!!

Don't get me wrong, I barely get gifts, so those rare occasions where someone goes out of their way to bring a smile on my face, no matter how small, I'll never forget that kind gesture.

From that day henceforth, Mercy became a frequent visitor to my house. I loved her for two major reasons.

Firstly, when ever she comes around, she eats what I eat or cook what I want. Even if I was drinking garri, she'll fold her legs and join me, she ate every meal with a smile on her face, never for once did she ask to cook or eat what she wants.

Secondly, she was self sufficient, she frequently brought huge stash of high grade dope for me and dhe nevered billed me for once.

As weeks progressed, it became an almost daily affair. She'll come twice some days, bathe, change clothes and leave again.

She never spent the night in my place though but I knew that she never went back home most nights.

Everyday, men would be hanging around their doors and windows as I walk her to get bike, some men started getting close to me, everyone wanted to know if she had a friend they could link up too.

My reputation in that neighborhood went up several notches cause she would willingly join me to get items from provision shops when she's around.

But that was not my problem, everyone thought I was banging that ass not knowing that I was also a poor spectator in torment.

One evening I summoned courage and officially asked her out cause leaving things to fate wasn't fast enough. She immediately broke my heart with a slamming answer.


"Do you think we're mates? I have a son and he's almost 11, I'm too old for you." Mercy replied sadly.


My face was a mixture of pure amusement with a high dose of embarrassment.
"How old do you think I am?"


"Probably 20-23." She replied.


I was laughing so hard that she almost thought I went instantly mad. Without a word, I swipe out my birth certificate and presented it to her, she choked on her smoke.

It still took a small level of convincing before she agreed that I beared the name on the certificate, still she kept looking at me suspiciously like my true age was painted on my forehead.


I was used to it already, I've lost equal number of opportunities because they thought I was too young or small and I've avoided lots of tragedies because I sneaked away unseen or they confused me for an innocent bystander.

I've learnt to maximize the good side to my advantage.



"Still I can't date you, I don't want to enter any relationship right now and you clearly can't maintain me." Mercy explained.


"Well, we mustn't date, we already know each other little so we could also be in a sexual relationship without anyone tangling the other space..."


"Hahahaha, Peter if I want to have sex, I have lots of willing participants ready to jump on that offer. I'm clearly not your class guy, I just really like your vibes cause you're cool, funny and all that but I prefer you as a smoking friend/partner than a sexual partner. Don't be sad though." Mercy plugged a million daggers into my fragile heart.


Clearly her words got to me and I had nasty ideas flowing through my head but I kept my cool and my thoughts to my self.

So began our full time non sexual relationship. Mercy was my unofficial cook and cleaner and diligent was she.
I soon thought her how to play Mortal Kombat on PlayStation so almost everyday, she'll join me for some hours of ass whooping sessions, there was no pity involved, I played with her like my rival.
She also took over my Sundays, she'll arrive as earlier as 6am, help to iron my church clothes while I freshen up, then she'll dress me properly and bade me farewell but not before I set up her favorite game for her.


All this goodies came with one big disadvantage; I couldn't invite any female visitors as before. I hardly allow my ladies sleep over and Mercy was taking most of my daytime, so I went into a forced celibacy.


But her presence was another blessing in disguise. Most of the G-boys that came visiting SS knew Mercy. Heck, almost anyone that loves visiting major bars and hotels in town would have seen Mercy at a point in town hanging on the shoulder of a politician.

The worse part, she was not easily affordable. It wasn't about the money, it was the class of men. So you could offer her a million bucks and she'll turn you down if she notices that you're too young or less classy for her.


So begs their questions; what did she see in me that she could freely carry herself to spend time with me?

Due to how we frolick, an observant person would know that we're more like buddies than lovers so what was I offering to Mercy that others couldn't provide?


That wasn't my problem at all. All I thought about was how to spank that ass MERCILESSLY!!!



SS brought a young dude to my room one evening. The dude was looking strangely familiar but I couldn't place my finger on why he did.

We played a FIFA football tournament together with SS and the dude while entering 'Ganja ways'.
Midway through, SS informed the dude that I was the person keeping his elder sister company almost every day.

"Who you dey talk about?" Mercy's brother asked in surprise as he paused the game midway.

The shock of his answer made me turn around to make sure we weren't more than three in the room. I couldn't believe that the dude would disbelieve SS.

He finally realized the levity of SS words and turned to look at me again. I couldn't tell how many kinds were written on his face.
Shock_Suprise_Impressed_Disbelieve_HOW?



I was already on demon mode so I whooped his team seven straight goals. The young man kindly passed the game pad to SS and continued smoking only.


An hour later, someone knocked and Mercy walked in, she immediately sent her younger brother out of the room and took his place, forcing SS and I to quit our game and change to Mortal Kombat.


Everytime her younger brother met me, he always bowed when greeting me.


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One stuffy heaty Sunday afternoon, Mercy and I were chilling in the last half completed building with SS, a bottle of Magic Moment vodka sat on a stool at our center.

A friend of SS came visiting and when he saw Mercy, he grew into a frenzy and quickly called another friend of his.
The second guy that arrived had been dying to get Mercy's attention for weeks and the last place they were expecting to see her was in my compound.


Due to sheer lust and the maximum urge to 'shalaye', Mercy's crush announced that he confirmed over 500k the previous evening, so if Mercy is willing, he could take us out to a hotel for celebration.


Ordinaryly, I had no business with the outing cause I wasn't part of their clique but Mercy insisted that I must partake if they want her to come along.
The dude stole a snickered look at me and quickly agreed.


On a normal day, I'll have grabbed any jersey and jean and go have a nice time but the two boys were putting on designer wears that costs hundreds of thousands and I wasn't gonna join them looking like an orphan, so I took my time to select an outfit that could make me fit the occasion, even Mercy chuckled.

She mentioned that it was the first time she actually saw me dress up for somewhere other than church outings.

SS was beaming when he saw me step out, "I tell you say bombing go fit you, you dey play." He remarked.

"So you hold that big phone and you dey use am joke?" The first guy that came visiting inquired.

I smiled and put my finger to my lips, indicating that everyone shut the hell up.

The two guys had their bikes, SS took his also, I joined him while Mercy joined her guy crush.


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Roughly four hours later, I was barely seeing the images on my phone screen. My head was swimming but the drinks kept flowing.

SS invited his main chick at that time over and they were playing lovey dovey at the table, her legs swung over his laps.

Mercy wasn't paying attention to her crush still no matter what he ordered, she mostly answered his questions politely but in a bored manner.

She immediately excused herself when her phone rang.
She came back some minutes later and signalled me outside the section we were seating.

"I am going somewhere, tell the guys that I appreciate the outing. Bye." Mercy said to me above the blaring music.


"Okay..." I said before she turned and walked away. I sincerely wanted to ask her if I was still gonna see her that night but then I remembered that she had never slept in my place before and it was almost 8pm, so I quietly walked back to where the rest sat.

I informed them of Mercy words, her crush quickly darted up like a drunken fowl and struggled off his chair, knocking over half a dozen bottles of empty and unopened liquor bottles to the floor.

Every one tried to save what they could but he paid us no mind, his heart desires were of a different kind, Mercy was playing with his soul.

He ran outside and came back some minutes later moaning like a dingbat about not seeing her anymore.

But as a big boy that he was, he quietly settled all the bills and damages and asked us to leave.

Phew!!! I was so glad that the outing was over, I was already nearing my maximum limit.

Mercy's crush sped off without saying goodbye, I didn't bother to ask his friend to drop me, I waved him good bye. SS wanted me to join his woman on his bike but I waved him off and got a ride home.

You'll think I'll go straight to bed.

Yes I did, but not to sleep. I was massively Hot.

The liquor and smoke had heightened all my senses and the only thing that could make me come to my senses was when I cum to my senses.

I grabbed my phone and began scrolling, I needed someone that loves hardcore sex, wouldn't mind my drunken state, would need a little convincing to come over.

My finger stopped at Gracy number, I dialed.


She picked up almost immediately, then blasted me a little for not calling her in weeks, and gladly accepted to come see me. I told her that I wouldn't take more than an hour of her time, so she knew it was a bang-bang session, No questions asked, No delays.




She had already freshened up for bed, so she didn't take long to cloth up and arrive my location.

"I don get one bike man wey dey work in the night, so if I call him anytime, he'll come pick me." Gracy informed me.


"That's nice, but raise your hands lemme remove this nonsense shirt." I replied as I struggled with her clothes while simultaneously trying to drag her to bed like a sacrificial lamb.



Seven minutes later, I was breathing like a cheetah that had run after seven different antelopes. The sex was everything I wanted; her legs wide spread as I pump at a minimum of about 100 strokes per minute.



Gracy legs remained permanently up for another five minutes as she tried to stop them from vibrating and refocus on how to bring them back to their previous location.

I was breathing like a god-damned goat next to her, a big smile plastered on my face. My eyes were still swinging and swirling as my heart pounded almost too loud.

I was secretly praying; Lord, don't let me die now, I've committed too many consecutive sins already. Please Lord!!!"


I finally steady my breath when Gracy calmly place her left hand on my chest and told me that I did more than great. That was my motivation.

I swung off bed and went to freshen up, she walked passed me when I came out, I wasn't in the mode to go search for new boxers so I disposed the previous one and grabbed my trousers and wore.

I was already drifting when Gracy woke me up that she was leaving so I should come lock the door behind her.

I told her to close the door behind her, I'll come lock it in a minute. She wasn't disappointed that I wouldn't even walk her to the road but she made her feelings known by smacking my chest playfully that I come lock the door immediately.

Without opening my eyes or getting up, I grabbed a pillow and threatened to stone her which made her fled gleefully, I dropped the pillow on the floor and drifted off sweetly.



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I woke up with a start, something was wrong. Someone was firmly seated just above my knees and was frisking me.

My first intuition was to grab the person back but as I slowly opened my eyes, the room was pitch black.

I laid very still while my brain calculated in macro-seconds what was happening.

I remembered that my green neon lights were switched on before Gracy left, my sound system and fan were working so nothing had changed but what was happening? The person frisking me wasn't searching my pocket, the person was trying to unbuckle my trousers.

My brain went into overdrive again, the person on me wasn't a man, that ass was too soft to attract that thoughts. I first thought of Gracy, maybe she didn't get transport home and returned, but then she wouldn't just start undressing me just like that, she'll have dealth me another slap for leaving my door open.

Armed with that information, I slowly reached me hand to wards my opponents chest, she had succeeded in dragging my trousers off midway so she lifted a little to drag the rest off.

I grabbed one medium size boob and the information in my head scattered immediately. The person undressing me wasn't Gracy.

Before I'll make another move, she grabbed my hand and slammed it down, before crossing over to my chest, she trapped my both hands in-between her legs as she straddled me facing my legs.

Before I'll protest, her lips enveloped my dick which had surprisingly sprung to attention like a soldier man ever ready for duty. I was so disappointed in my manhood for being very cheap and needy.

The worse part was my hands were still trapped, and I hadn't solved the puzzle in front of me_YET..

After some sloppy minutes of dick slurping, she slowly glided down and swung her long legs over as she turned facing me.

I used that few seconds to attempt to sitting up but she was faster, she quickly pushed me back down but not before I managed to grab part of her ass.

She immediately slapped my hand away but those few seconds touching that ass completely erased my brain drive memory to ground zero.

The only information running through my brain; Error 404 you have never touched this ass before.

The softness, the smoothness, the texture.... I was lost in Limbo land...


I mean, I've laid my hands on a large number of female bottoms either purposely or mistakenly but I was 99.9% sure that it was the first time I was touching something so soft. That mental image stuck like glue in my brain FOREVER.


I made another weak attempt to touch her but she grab my hands with both of hers as she leaned forward and whispered into my ears.

"Don't try to touch me, just keep your dick as hard as possible, I'll do the rest..." Mercy said as she impaled herself on my hard throbbing pipe.

Then she proceeded to füçk me so ferociously that it made my hard core session with Gracy sound like training day.

It was game of cat and mouse and I was the prey, she did everything that I was supposed to do. She lightly slapped my face, scratched my chest, went wild when she cummed, literally she used me like a human Love Machine.


For the first time, I was getting dominated and I loved every inch of it. I allowed myself relax cause there was definitely no way I would climax anytime soon.


After minutes on end, she finally got her fill and stepped off me. I was supposed to follow up by changing style but I was so well drained that only my dick kept it's duties active, but my waist was dead asleep.


When Mercy noticed my unwillingness to continue, she laid besides me and directed my erection between her ultra soft ass cheeks.
We laid like that, barely moving as she soon drifted off with a slight snore.

My erection soften as my mind drifted into multiple thoughts, I still couldn't believe what had happened, maybe it would just be a nice dream when I awake.

But when I awoke, I found her smoking while playing games, my big shirt clading her body.
I confirmed under the duvet to be sure I was indeed naked. I grabbed my trousers off the floor and walked buck naked to the bathroom.



I sat urinating and ruminating as a huge headache pounded my brain. The images of the previous night trysts poured into my memories as a smile broke out on my face.


If someone had told me that I'll be bedding two confirmed ladies in the space of an hour, I'll have called the person a 'Mad Goat'.




Mercy didn't make mention of what occured between us. She just made me breakfast and left without eating.

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Two days later, I received a call from Mercy during my private tutorials. She informed me that she was in my compound. I told her that I was taking a private class so she could either wait for me for two extra hours or leave and return later, she informed me that SS was around so she'll stay with him till I arrive.

I got home two and half hours later, I was holding a bag of sachet table water so I barely passed SS and the group of fellas a greeting before hurrying in.

My door was unlocked, which wasn't surprising when I found Coachy smoking inside, he was the only person that had my spare key.


After exchanging pleasantries, he asked me to get something from SS, as I opened the door to step out, Mercy was trying to step in also.

"Shift please, shift.." I said carelessly as I moved her aside and went outside while she went inside.

As I waited for SS to complete Coachy's request, Mercy walked out of my room with rage written all over her face, her hand bag in tow.

"What's up?" I asked as she walked pass me.

"I'm going home." She replied as she walked away.


"Wait, what Wait for me. SS abeg meet Coachy in my room, I'll be right back." I said as I jogged lightly to catch up with Mercy who was wriggling her ass so dangerously that I was almost tempted to stay behind her for a second too long.

"Baby girl, what's happening? You wey dey disturb me since, I don come and you're leaving. Why?" I asked in desperation.


"You just treated me like a pest so I have to respect myself and go to my house." She replied fumming.


"What the hell, babe!!! What did I do wrong?" I asked in shock.


"Look at the way you shifted me off your path when we clashed at your door step, shay you've gotten what you've been eyeing all this while, why won't you behave like an asshole." She smirked.


"Woah, easy babe. I didn't mean you no ill feelings. I was just being an asshole and I'm sorry about it, but it isn't enough reasons for you to storm off. Please take it easy, let's go back." I pleaded.


"I ain't going back to your house, leave me alone." She barked as she stopped a ride and hopped on.

"Should I be expecting you later?" I shouted as the bike sped away, she didn't even give me a glance talk less of granting me a reply.

I slowly bent my head in despair and started walking back home. Few steps later, my phone rang, the caller ID immediately peaked my attention.




"My one and only Zuzi, it's been awhile. How're you?" I screamed in joy.


"Sweetheart, I'm fine. I've missed you. I hope you're in town?" Zuzi asked.

"What would take me away from town?" I replied.

"Well, I'm in town also. I just arrived and I'll like to come sleep in your house if you don't mind." Zuzi replied.


"Woaaaah, this is good news, what brought you to this side of town?" I asked.

"I came to collect my original results, I'll be leaving after I complete that task in the morning. I just want to see my Bobo, I just miss that your sweet thing." Zuzi moaned.


"Chai see my innocent babe don spoil finish oh." I joked as I asked her to give her phone to a commercial bike rider to relay directions.

I waited for her arrival by the roadside. She almost jumped off the bike to embrace me, the bike rider was smiling sheepishly as Zuzi planted kisses all over my face.

We hadn't seen ourselves in almost 15 months, we clearly missed ourselves.

~Pause~

For folks not familiar with my past history, I met Zuzi when she was schooling in my town and she fell absolutely in love with me despite knowing that I had more than a couple of other girls that I rated above her, she still struggled her way to being number 2 and temporarily number 1 but she was too obsessed with me due to me being her first.

We broke off and reconnected a couple of times till she finished school and left my town of residence. Her dad wasn't pleased with her choice of study so he forced her to start all over again in another university the other side of town.

Before Zuzi left, I painfully explained to her that it was better everyone goes their way, because a long distance relationship wasn't part of my intinery.

But Zuzi insisted that she could keep the relationship alive no matter the distance and she always tried to keep up with calls and chats no matter how many times I avoid replying or picking her calls.


~UnPause~