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GreyApple:
I was in the office today when one of my staff took permission to go and get something, i enquired if anyone is around in case a customer comes, he told me ( scope) that the other guy is outside the gate discussing, so I allowed him,
I went into the bathroom, took shower and prepared to leave ( was going to get some things around Uyo)
On getting to the gate, a customer drove in and wanted to load, ( he came before and the boy that just left helped him to load)
I looked for the other boy, he was nowhere to be found, hmmm, I'm here for business o..
I assisted in loading and we started gisting...
He told me how he's hustling to keep his family, how he takes care of his wife e.t.c
But what caught my attention was when he said
That he goes to Olosho* to ease himself, as he doesn't want to overuse the wife.
He told me how they are friendly and respectful, and cheap (1k) that he stopped there before he came to pick goods.
I was like wow!
That's a great way to ease my tension, as my fiancee has just left for NYSC.
I started forming that I used to do it in Ibadan but since I newly came, I don't know my way around ( me wey never patronize Olosh* before)
Since I was prepared to go out ( before he came) I told him to wait me so I can shower again, and he can take me there( a new way to ease my tension)
After like 10 minutes ride from my place, we took a turn and entered the street,
Him: This hotel has lodging, but ,they' are not there
We went on a bit
Him: this is the place, but they are indoors, because it's daytime
We entered the bar, he wanted to ask for Ballamor, but I asked for 2 bottles of champion.
As we were drinking
Him: That one na ride o, pointing to a fair, moderately azzed and b00bed lady
Again, he showed me another one...
Fortunately, the fair one came to serve us drinks, and along the line, she uttered some Yoruba language...
Me: Have you stayed in Lagos before?
Her: No
Me: How come you speak Yoruba so good? She gave me a wink.
I stood up, went to her and we talked for a while in Yoruba.
Told her I'll be back to play with her, she said alright.
So we departed and my customer went his way.
I hurriedly went to Uyo, got all I needed, returned , and closed all the workers early, leaving only the security man.
Took Keke, I told the driver that I was going to Ikpe,( was not sure tho, but I know the junction)
When I got there, I alighted and ask him the name of the junction, he said it's Abak10.
I strolled down the street, and got to their abode, as I raised me eyes, I beheld the fair skinned lady, and immediately we started flowing with Yoruba, she told me to wait that she's busy ( guess she had a client)
I took a sit, brought out my phone and started seeing a live match.
It was past 7pm and she was taking like forever to return, then my mom's call came in and she asked where I was ( that's our normal way of doing things, we call by 7pm to be sure everyone is safely at home, wherever they may be) I told her I went to get some things on the street in my area, next my fiancee called, I told her same, and lastly my fiancee's mom called ( I lied to all of them).
As I was going back to my seat, one olosh* approached me:
Her: let's go in
Me: I'm waiting for someone
It was getting dark, and I don't like moving at night, so I asked her
Will you do me well
Her: just give me a try
Me: you look good
Her: that's why they rush me
Me: let's go
Her: my room is at the back
On our way...
Her: let me pee, so that when u handle me, I won't bedwet
Me: smiling
.............................................................................................
We got to the backyard, Omo, I was like a CNN reporter covering a ghetto crime scene.
The whole place was unkempt, small rooms demarcated by plywood that is just the size of the mattress laid on d floor, the door to the room was almost falling off. Gush!
My morale dropped at first, no light, I had to light my phone
She spread a wrapper on the mattress, started pulling off, Omo! I was turned off! ( Meanwhile, I've taken 2 bottles of palm wine with groundnut, which is my action combo, my fiancee always begs me after I take it)
I undressed, she brought out a CD, she grabbed my rod and was like... Na this big thing you want pay me 1k for? Oya bring the money joor
I reached for my wallet and handed her 1k,
She fitted the CD on my rod, and also rubbed the PDiddy/Burna Boy stuff on the CD and also on the entrance of her gate.
Everywhere was slippery...
She just laid down and told me to dig, Omo...
My rod went flaccid, no pre-intimacy, no romance, I said I wanted to play with her b00bies, she said I will add 500h, I gave her, I was desperate just to at least do something, but my rod never responded, she started complaining that I'm the cause, that I drank, or I must have patronized another person before her.
Omo what I only noticed the only time my rod managed to respond was that her inside was very hot! I mean, I've never felt that kind of hot paradise before, I almost asked if She was on her monthly salary, but I kept quiet, I tried to finger her, she said I should never try that, I tried to play with her clitty clatta, she refused, the whole scene reminded me of when my mom used to force me to eat when I'm sick.
Too much complain ( I'm not used to such environment while digging)
I do it with calmness and pleasure, and I don't usually use CD, because I do it with my fiancee always.
Out of anger, I stood up, pulled out the CD, reached for my clothes, and dressed while she kept on ranting.
I maintained my steeze and walked out of the corridor.
On my way out, I met the fair skinned lady, I greeted her and said ore mi ( meaning my friend) she said I'm not your friend, honestly I wanted to go in with her to see if I could get it on with her, but she refused talking to me, that's how I left, laughing at myself all along.
What an adventure!
On My way home, I touched the base of my rod and felt some sticky stuff, I guess it's from her, when I got home, I showered and took some antibiotics.
When I took up my phone, merely seeing my fiancee's pic, my rod came up!

Chibuzoripob:
con5i Trump sha don STOP FREE MELICINEVAND MONEY

Chukwuisgreat:
Forget all those people saying that dey enjoy olosho, it's a lie.

Sleeping with olosho is the worst thing to do. It is better for you to masturbate and get relief.

Watch this video and thank me later.

https://youtube.com/shorts/oZMr7tpX6qI?si=i1TNp7C6Iz4rvGGs

obinna58:
An ordinary don’t touch me can kill my erection for the whole day talk less of dirty environment, bad attitude

VinnyBaba:
Lolss.
Anyways, patronizing Call Girls is NOT for Every Guy.

It's for Hard Men like Mechanics, Iron Damage Boys, Bus Drivers, Policemen, Soldiers, etc.

Mommy's Boys or Serious Relationship Guys can will always MESS up when trying to fcvk an Ashawo.

GreyApple:
I'll get myself tested, and I'll get stronger antibiotics, tho I'm not feeling anything and nothing happened to the CD that whole time, but my mind is not at rest, I won't want to pass anything to my fiancee, I hate hurting her

GreyApple:
I'll get myself tested, and I'll get stronger antibiotics, tho I'm not feeling anything and nothing happened to the CD that whole time, but my mind is not at rest, I won't want to pass anything to my fiancee, I hate hurting her

GreyApple:
I was in the office today when one of my staff took permission to go and get something, i enquired if anyone is around in case a customer comes, he told me ( scope) that the other guy is outside the gate discussing, so I allowed him,
I went into the bathroom, took shower and prepared to leave ( was going to get some things around Uyo)
On getting to the gate, a customer drove in and wanted to load, ( he came before and the boy that just left helped him to load)
I looked for the other boy, he was nowhere to be found, hmmm, I'm here for business o..
I assisted in loading and we started gisting...
He told me how he's hustling to keep his family, how he takes care of his wife e.t.c
But what caught my attention was when he said
That he goes to Olosho* to ease himself, as he doesn't want to overuse the wife.
He told me how they are friendly and respectful, and cheap (1k) that he stopped there before he came to pick goods.
I was like wow!
That's a great way to ease my tension, as my fiancee has just left for NYSC.
I started forming that I used to do it in Ibadan but since I newly came, I don't know my way around ( me wey never patronize Olosh* before)
Since I was prepared to go out ( before he came) I told him to wait me so I can shower again, and he can take me there( a new way to ease my tension)
After like 10 minutes ride from my place, we took a turn and entered the street,
Him: This hotel has lodging, but ,they' are not there
We went on a bit
Him: this is the place, but they are indoors, because it's daytime
We entered the bar, he wanted to ask for Ballamor, but I asked for 2 bottles of champion.
As we were drinking
Him: That one na ride o, pointing to a fair, moderately azzed and b00bed lady
Again, he showed me another one...
Fortunately, the fair one came to serve us drinks, and along the line, she uttered some Yoruba language...
Me: Have you stayed in Lagos before?
Her: No
Me: How come you speak Yoruba so good? She gave me a wink.
I stood up, went to her and we talked for a while in Yoruba.
Told her I'll be back to play with her, she said alright.
So we departed and my customer went his way.
I hurriedly went to Uyo, got all I needed, returned , and closed all the workers early, leaving only the security man.
Took Keke, I told the driver that I was going to Ikpe,( was not sure tho, but I know the junction)
When I got there, I alighted and ask him the name of the junction, he said it's Abak10.
I strolled down the street, and got to their abode, as I raised me eyes, I beheld the fair skinned lady, and immediately we started flowing with Yoruba, she told me to wait that she's busy ( guess she had a client)
I took a sit, brought out my phone and started seeing a live match.
It was past 7pm and she was taking like forever to return, then my mom's call came in and she asked where I was ( that's our normal way of doing things, we call by 7pm to be sure everyone is safely at home, wherever they may be) I told her I went to get some things on the street in my area, next my fiancee called, I told her same, and lastly my fiancee's mom called ( I lied to all of them).
As I was going back to my seat, one olosh* approached me:
Her: let's go in
Me: I'm waiting for someone
It was getting dark, and I don't like moving at night, so I asked her
Will you do me well
Her: just give me a try
Me: you look good
Her: that's why they rush me
Me: let's go
Her: my room is at the back
On our way...
Her: let me pee, so that when u handle me, I won't bedwet
Me: smiling
.............................................................................................
We got to the backyard, Omo, I was like a CNN reporter covering a ghetto crime scene.
The whole place was unkempt, small rooms demarcated by plywood that is just the size of the mattress laid on d floor, the door to the room was almost falling off. Gush!
My morale dropped at first, no light, I had to light my phone
She spread a wrapper on the mattress, started pulling off, Omo! I was turned off! ( Meanwhile, I've taken 2 bottles of palm wine with groundnut, which is my action combo, my fiancee always begs me after I take it)
I undressed, she brought out a CD, she grabbed my rod and was like... Na this big thing you want pay me 1k for? Oya bring the money joor
I reached for my wallet and handed her 1k,
She fitted the CD on my rod, and also rubbed the PDiddy/Burna Boy stuff on the CD and also on the entrance of her gate.
Everywhere was slippery...
She just laid down and told me to dig, Omo...
My rod went flaccid, no pre-intimacy, no romance, I said I wanted to play with her b00bies, she said I will add 500h, I gave her, I was desperate just to at least do something, but my rod never responded, she started complaining that I'm the cause, that I drank, or I must have patronized another person before her.
Omo what I only noticed the only time my rod managed to respond was that her inside was very hot! I mean, I've never felt that kind of hot paradise before, I almost asked if She was on her monthly salary, but I kept quiet, I tried to finger her, she said I should never try that, I tried to play with her clitty clatta, she refused, the whole scene reminded me of when my mom used to force me to eat when I'm sick.
Too much complain ( I'm not used to such environment while digging)
I do it with calmness and pleasure, and I don't usually use CD, because I do it with my fiancee always.
Out of anger, I stood up, pulled out the CD, reached for my clothes, and dressed while she kept on ranting.
I maintained my steeze and walked out of the corridor.
On my way out, I met the fair skinned lady, I greeted her and said ore mi ( meaning my friend) she said I'm not your friend, honestly I wanted to go in with her to see if I could get it on with her, but she refused talking to me, that's how I left, laughing at myself all along.
What an adventure!
On My way home, I touched the base of my rod and felt some sticky stuff, I guess it's from her, when I got home, I showered and took some antibiotics.
When I took up my phone, merely seeing my fiancee's pic, my rod came up!

We got to the backyard, Omo, I was like a CNN reporter covering a ghetto crime scene.
The whole place was unkempt, small rooms demarcated by plywood that is just the size of the mattress laid on d floor, the door to the room was almost falling off. Gush!
My morale dropped at first, no light, I had to light my phone
She spread a wrapper on the mattress, started pulling off, Omo! I was turned off! ( Meanwhile, I've taken 2 bottles of palm wine with groundnut, which is my action combo, my fiancee always begs me after I take it)
I undressed, she brought out

Carndidlaydid:
Your mind can never be at rest you this wicked thing.. Ireally pity your fiancee , she is hanging out with the devil's spawn


Whatever test you are going for ipray it comes out positive

FriendsAndFans:
I have seen this exact story on nairaland before


This side is redacted

SmellingAnus:
I just feel like God saved your life and your path...

aremubabs:
1. Avoid Olosho.

2. Antibiotics are not stuff that you just pop now and then. They are a regimen. Once you start one, you must finish the whole sachet or pack, depending on the prescription.

3.Your fiancee might be receiving dick in camp too.

I denounce olosho now and forever
Lesson learnt
Not sure she'll get screwed, but what do I know?

GreyApple:
I've always had this feeling that I can't dig any random hole

VinnyBaba:
Lolss.
Anyways, patronizing Call Girls is NOT for Every Guy.

It's for Hard Men like Mechanics, Iron Damage Boys, Bus Drivers, Policemen, Soldiers, etc.

Mommy's Boys or Serious Relationship Guys can will always MESS up when trying to fcvk an
Ashawo.

zed7:
The best time to be adventurous is when you're in your teens and early 20's. At the stage you are, you should have seen it all by now.

Anyways, adventure shapes a man, but if he's careless, it can also destroy him.

Thinking about it. I regret many of the things I did as a young dude, however those same things shaped me to be the man I am today.

No sensible and responsible man should be patronising hoés in brothels in their 30's upwards. If you must cheat, please cheat with some class.

GreyApple:
Aye o!
Madam wetin I do you na?
The reason I did it was that I don't want to have another girl before she returns

Pennywise2:
don't ever try it again. U are lucky now. Don't lie to those looking over you. Life has no duplicate

Carndidlaydid:
Flimsy excuse Mr sir greyapple

So you won't feel bad if she was trying to pass time like you..