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| Thank God For Masturbation by SultanOfAbia(op): 5:30pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
Thats all i can say Thank You For saving me from wasting money on a street hoe. Thank you very much, my eyes don clear |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by buttlover(m): 5:33pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
SultanOfAbia:but it's just 1500 with olosho, you won't look drained |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by SultanOfAbia(op): 5:35pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:where dey charge 1500, abi na ur village brothel? I rather mastuebate till enternity than visit brothel |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by tobore4u(m): 5:36pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:upgrade ur life and u won't get to spend a dime. |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by buttlover(m): 5:36pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
SultanOfAbia:any brothel in street |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by buttlover(m): 5:37pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
tobore4u:lol in Nigeria. Maybe you are fucking sugare old mummies. I Bleep young girls and get more fresher. No worries |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by SultanOfAbia(op): 5:38pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:I heard sex is too cheap in akwa ibom. 90% of their girls do hookups like mad |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by SultanOfAbia(op): 5:39pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:which area u stay |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by buttlover(m): 5:40pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
SultanOfAbia:Ph |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by SultanOfAbia(op): 5:41pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:1500 to knack in ph?? Unbelivable |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by buttlover(m): 5:42pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
SultanOfAbia:Yeah. Just learn pH slangs |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by SultanOfAbia(op): 5:44pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by tobore4u(m): 5:47pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:Since u don't get to spend, u re good. |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by SultanOfAbia(op): 6:17pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:young girls too childish and dem dey mumu too much |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by okoroemeka(m): 6:59pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
SultanOfAbia:masturbation is the no 1 penis killer,but sadly it is difficult to resist and it actually saves men from unnecessary drama with kpekus |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by Nobody: 7:16pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:And u get mind climb pussy for 1500 Naira? Which village be that sef? Fear no catch U say maybe na another transaction dem take U do so? Una go just dey climb anything, anyhow, anywhere. Both aboky, herdsmen wheelbarrow pusher, market thief, witches and wizard servants, native doctor apprentice all done climb same place because of the #1500 and yet U go climb am. Then tomorrow U begin blame God for wetin U take hand purchase. Make Una continue. Una go learn the hard way as usual |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by SultanOfAbia(op): 7:40pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
dkidd: ![]() |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by buttlover(m): 7:43pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
dkidd:Na you wan Bleep with passion. Na to Chuck something man de find |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by spencekat(m): 7:51pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
dkidd:😂 |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by spencekat(m): 7:52pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
buttlover:😂😂😂 |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by Afolue(m): 7:57pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
okoroemeka:we only hear this by mouth and hear say, but never in practical reality. If not for masturbation, konji for don mak men pack all the disease for this life, hospitals for no only full but men would have been dieing on the streets and at home |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by caye(m): 8:47pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
Masturbation renders a man infertile & unable to perform sexually. Better to marry your ololufẹ, than to burn unnecessarily. |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by Manculated: 11:36pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
SultanOfAbia: ![]() |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by Manculated: 11:38pm On Feb 11, 2025 |
Afolue:Nobody knows and will never know better than NATURE ![]() |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by AutomatedMoney: 12:13am On Feb 12, 2025*. Modified: 3:20am On Feb 12, 2025 |
okoroemeka:Wrong! Masturbation Is Not A Penis Killer. On The Other Hand, Masturbation Is Very Great For Improving The People's Mental And Health State - When Done Rightly As Too Much of Everything Is Bad! Masturbation Will Not Just Help You To Keep You From Losing Your Self Respect Because You Want To Have Sex With Random Girls, It Will Also Keep You Safe From Many Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Instead of Flirt And Have Sex Around With Different Girls, It's Better To Masturbate! Spiritually, Masturbation Can Be Used To Purge Out BAD AURAS AND ENERGIES. To A Very Great Extent, Masturbation Can Help LOVE PARTNERS Stay Faithful To Themselves. |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by Anenehi: 7:28am On Feb 12, 2025 |
AutomatedMoney:you just dey add maggi and cori join |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by Letmecum: 10:35am On Feb 12, 2025 |
Oga masturbation is Never a bad thing. It's the excess of masturbation that affect your health negatively. Religion will damage your brain and mind. Stop any form of religion it's the biggest killer ![]() |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by imagrg(m): 5:10pm On Feb 12, 2025 |
In this Tinubu regime, it's a game-changer! It saves a man from unnecessary expenses. |
| Re: Thank God For Masturbation by Meedon: 9:21pm On Feb 12, 2025 |
Repent for the kingdom of Allah is at hand ✋ |
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