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Baba don't want a toilet roll as wife

gohf:
Ok, was the criteria for the marriage because she was an old virgin based in the UK?

Was it God directed or research directed 🤔 because I wonder how many old virgins they found.

Well I pray such miracles occur for our Nigeria single elderly women as well, it's not good to grow old alone.

doggedfighter:
Folake4u, they said she was an untouched 65 years old virgin .😂😂

I am trying to swallow that one , this one said she didn't live olosho life.

This is Someone that married her friend's husband shortly after her friend's death .

They should take it easy, abeg😂

E reach to ask if he was her neighbour oh.😂😂😂

doggedfighter:
Descarado finished me with her response.

I have been laughing since 😂😂

The thing too funny, no lies. I was laughing like mad.

Such an epic response.

descarado:
I am very serious o, babe.

That was what they said.

If we can start analysing it like they do here, seeing that she married him immediately after the wife which happens to be her friend died, she is a prime suspect to her death.
Secondary, the two were having an affair.

Omooo Des!

If you say this on Twitter, they'd come for your head oh.


"You're not supposed to speak ill of a God fearing Pastor".

doggedfighter:
Folake.4u, they said she was an untouched 65 years old virgin .😂😂

I am trying to swallow that one , this one said she didn't live olosho life.

This is Someone that married her friend's husband shortly after her friend's death .

They should take it easy, abeg😂

I never knew she isn't the wife of his youth. This is news to me. Interesting thread!

folake4u:
Omooo Des!

If you say this on Twitter, they'd come for your head oh.


"You're not supposed to speak ill of a God fearing Pastor".

pocohantas:
I never knew she isn't the wife of his youth. This is news to me. Interesting thread!

Now you know

Joke apart, when the wife died we were still typing condolences and bam, grandpa don marry again.

As we were told not to provoke the holy spirit and we have to abide by the word, they do us 17 by saying the marriage was direction of the Holy Spirit.

Now, I'm reading she was the wife's friend.

Where is David Hundeyin when you need him
Abi na only politicians he dey investigate?

Was thinking he will not marry again.

If he was the one that died and the wife remarried months after his burial, you know what will happen,right?

I no talk anything o
Bible said men of God are his mouth and eye

descarado:

Trust Nigerians.

I remember my mum being sad about the first wife's death.

folake4u:
Trust Nigerians.

I remember my mum being sad about the first wife's death.

I was too.
My uncle is his right hand man.
Uncle wife died since. He refused to marry.
His oga wife died, oga go marry.
U see this life no balance.

As kumuyi don pack go United kingdom,
Uncle vex pack go America

Wonder how he is doing there.
And his grandkids are werey.
He said he want to come to uk. Maybe he is missing kumuyi.
Hubby said work take am outside uk
I no ready to do dry fasting abeg

descarado:
I was too.
My uncle is his right hand man.
Uncle wife died since. He refused to marry.
His oga wife died, oga go marry.
U see this life no balance.

As kumuyi don pack go United kingdom,
Uncle vex pack go America

Wonder how he is doing there.
And his grandkids are werey.
He said he want to come to uk. Maybe he is missing kumuyi.
Hubby said work take am outside uk
I no ready to do dry fasting abeg

This life nor balance indeed.😂😂😂

Na wa oh. I read that Christian Mirror magazine as a child courtesy of my mum. We weren't their members but my mother subscribed to the magazine. After the first wife died, my Mum stopped buying. I think she disliked this new wifey.


Sheybi one of his son's got married in an ungodly way and allowed his wife wear a wedding gown? Abi I dey mix am up with another MOG pikin?

For this life, make person follow him heart desire and block outside noise.

bisqit:
who was the oldest virgin you disvirgined

See foolish question!

My body count is one.

And I'm married with kids!

pocohantas:
I never knew she isn't the wife of his youth. This is news to me. Interesting thread!

One overzealous member just decided to bring that woman to people's notice via as.s licking.☹️

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AbuTwins:
See foolish question!

My body count is one.

And I'm married with kids!

boring guy

Kestolove:
I just dey imagine if g.o dey cum how him face go dey

You be werey,aswear!!!

folake4u:
This life nor balance indeed.😂😂😂

Na wa oh. I read that Christian Mirror magazine as a child courtesy of my mum. We weren't their members but my mother subscribed to the magazine. After the first wife died, my Mum stopped buying. I think she disliked this new wifey.


Sheybi one of his son's got married in an ungodly way and allowed his wife wear a wedding gown? Abi I dey mix am up with another MOG pikin?

For this life, make person follow him heart desire and block outside noise.

If you can remember that thread assuming you were part of nairaland then.
We took them to the cleaners.
It was pages and pages of arguments.
Very fun.
I miss those days.

It's not been long I deleted the wedding limo entrance and wedding gown.
He was suspended, later called back

My very close friend then is a member so I use that wedding picture to taunt her.
I am worldly but she and her husband love me so much. They never preached to me once and her husband is a pastor. I miss them. They moved to ogun state and I left lagos.
I stayed over at their place one night when I was having pregnancy wahala and oga travelled out.
Her nightgown were so sexy. At home, uou will never recognise her. She wears bum shorts.
Will visit her when next I travel.

oluwaseyi0:
Lol

Kumuyi could not even hold body, immediately after loosing first wife baba carry another babe straight,

For the second wife, why she never marry at age 65 hope it's not all those doctrine of deeper life that's tying her down, now look at her now, evening night newspaper without capability of having her own children while same Kumuyi already have matured children from his youthful days, mama wasted her own youthful days

She is even still lucky, I'm sure there are so many of her kind still in their church waiting for 'promise of God' man at the age of 65 after they've used holy holy to waste their youthful days

Someone who is old enough to probably be your grandmother is who you are referring to as evening night newspaper? You are ridiculing her for not having children of her own, do you know what your own future holds to be so confident to make such heavy statements? Smh.

descarado:
Now you know

Joke apart, when the wife died we were still typing condolences and bam, grandpa don marry again.

As we were told not to provoke the holy spirit and we have to abide by the word, they do us 17 by saying the marriage was direction of the Holy Spirit.

Now, I'm reading she was the wife's friend.

Where is David Hundeyin when you need him
Abi na only politicians he dey investigate?

Was thinking he will not marry again.

If he was the one that died and the wife remarried months after his burial, you know what will happen,right?

I no talk anything o
Bible said men of God are his mouth and eye

I have been reading similar comments to this. Biblically you are allowed to remarry if your spouse is no more, so what exactly is his crime here?

bisqit:
boring guy

Truth is boring!

descarado:
If you can remember that thread assuming you were part of nairaland then.
We took them to the cleaners.
It was pages and pages of arguments.
Very fun.
I miss those days.

It's not been long I deleted the wedding limo entrance and wedding gown.
He was suspended, later called back

My very close friend then is a member so I use that wedding picture to taunt her.
I am worldly but she and her husband love me so much. They never preached to me once and her husband is a pastor. I miss them. They moved to ogun state and I left lagos.
I stayed over at their place one night when I was having pregnancy wahala and oga travelled out.
Her nightgown were so sexy. At home, uou will never recognise her. She wears bum shorts.
Will visit her when next I travel.

Owwww. I'm not sure I remember seeing a thread like that or wasn't on NL then.

Oh wow. So they suspended him? Interesting.
I was thinking they'd even ex-communicate him like their radical branches will do in Nigeria.

That's nice. I like the fact that your friend can balance religion and sexiness in her home.

Pacesetter123:

You be werey,aswear!!!

I just dey imagine wetin him go dey talk

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gohf:
And so, Why is this a story now?


Make it your goal to live a quiet life, minding your own business and working with your hands, just as we instructed you before.

1 Thessalonians 4:11

Ode

Which kain brain wo is this?
Since when did "she was never married before and doesn’t have kids of her own mean that she was a virgin?

How come no one asked that?

"Pastor Kumuyi’s wife, Esther is a selfless and perfect partner and friend! She married Kumuyi 14 yrs ago at the age of 65. She was never married before then and doesn’t have kids of her own