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Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Jerkbaba(op): 7:56pm On Mar 09, 2025
Very strange.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Newfoundlove(f): 8:10pm On Mar 09, 2025
I wonder o
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Ibkay32(m): 8:29pm On Mar 09, 2025
Probably because life is all about balance, pleasure in the front 😄 and business in the back 😂
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by A4alpha: 8:43pm On Mar 09, 2025
because nyansh dey for back
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Kingking001(m): 9:20pm On Mar 09, 2025
Kai,u na werey walai...lol
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by pansophist(m): 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2025
Would you believe that when I was 20, I genuinely believed that women shit baby out.

It was a neighbour wey don spoil finish that told me babies comes out from the honeypot. I almost faint in disbelief.

God is wonderful grin
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Omoawoke(m): 1:11am On Mar 10, 2025
pansophist:
Would you believe that when I was 20, I genuinely believed that women shit baby out.

It was a neighbour wey don spoil finish that told me babies comes out from the honeypot. I almost faint in disbelief.

God is wonderful grin
When I was like 13 or so, na so one of my classmates dey tell us for class say women give birth from vagina… we dey shout say “Omoh! You can lie oo” we all thought women shit it out grin
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Nobody: 1:17am On Mar 10, 2025
How far away do you want it

Jerkbaba:
Very strange.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by umbo: 1:57am On Mar 10, 2025
Some post remains stup**d and will continue to be
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Mikespecialone(m): 2:15am On Mar 10, 2025
pansophist:
Would you believe that when I was 20, I genuinely believed that women shit baby out.

It was a neighbour wey don spoil finish that told me babies comes out from the honeypot. I almost faint in disbelief.

God is wonderful grin
Hilarious 😆 grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;, e pain me say this thread no go reach FP
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Suicideboy: 4:28am On Mar 10, 2025
the universe is reminding us that pleasure and pain are never far apart

whoever design that shit is very clever
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by kingbee90: 5:57am On Mar 10, 2025
That is why it is not advisable to lick abi suck the female honey pot because you must definitely find tiny bits of fecal matters(shit) that must escape from the anus to the vagina.
Even gas from the anus dey escape enter there sef lipsrsealed.
The vagina is less than 1 inch close to the anus.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by koladata(m): 6:02am On Mar 10, 2025
maybe on the palm , left palm
dollypi:
How far away do you want it
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by koladata(m): 6:05am On Mar 10, 2025
i've thought of this thing too , maybe anus could have been on our feet. But what happens when you are purging. I think God put it in the best place.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Love800(m): 6:10am On Mar 10, 2025
Many people will still continue licking the vagina because its their fetish. There is what is called fetishism, almost everybody has it. Some men even lick the anus!
kingbee90:
That is why it is not advisable to lick abi suck the female honey pot because you must definitely find tiny bits of fecal matters(shit) that must escape from the anus to the vagina.
Even gas from the anus dey escape enter there sef lipsrsealed.
The vagina is less than 1 inch close to the anus.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by kingbee90: 6:39am On Mar 10, 2025
Love800:
Many people will still continue licking the vagina because its their fetish. There is what is called fetishism, almost everybody has it. Some men even lick the anus!
They are not doing it right. That's not the right way to eat shit.
Those men should ask the girls to shit on a plate while they eat it with a cutlery.

As if licking the VJ ain't weird enough e come be to lick yansh. Eeewwww!
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Love800(m): 7:12am On Mar 10, 2025
Even some women lick men's anus. Its natural to dem. You will be a longtime friend of theirs, before they tell you these things, if not, they keep it to themselves!
kingbee90:
They are not doing it right. That's not the right way to eat shit.
Those men should ask the girls to shit on a plate while they eat it with a cutlery.

As if licking the VJ ain't weird enough e come be to lick yansh. Eeewwww!
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Obiedun(m): 7:50am On Mar 10, 2025
pansophist:
Would you believe that when I was 20, I genuinely believed that women shit baby out.

It was a neighbour wey don spoil finish that told me babies comes out from the honeypot. I almost faint in disbelief.

God is wonderful grin
bush boy
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by obinna58(m): 8:10am On Mar 10, 2025
Nasty is a sexual vibe grin
Fertility is always nasty
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by kingbee90:
Love800:
Even some women lick men's anus. Its natural to dem. You will be a longtime friend of theirs, before they tell you these things, if not, they keep it to themselves!
Na wa oh! Clothes dey really hide people oh!
Most of these men and women wey dey lick yansh if you see them well dressed on the road, you'll think they are normal.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Love800(m): 10:38am On Mar 10, 2025
Lol.
The thing is, some group of people has very weird fetish. Nature is just cruel with dem. Our work-life and busy style is just covering some things about people. When some things are revealed, you will be wowed!
kingbee90:
Na wa oh! Clothes dey really hide people oh!
Most of these men and women wey dey lick yansh if you see them well dressed in the road, you'll think they are normal.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by missjekyll: 12:00pm On Mar 10, 2025
Jerkbaba:
Very strange.
You get work so? You sound unemployed.

But if you were asking genuinely, it may interest you that the Instruments in both sexes develops the same till about 5 months .

So it's for the same reason the scrotum is near the anus
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Mrtaye: 12:44pm On Mar 10, 2025
kingbee90:
That is why it is not advisable to lick abi suck the female honey pot because you must definitely find tiny bits of fecal matters(shit) that must escape from the anus to the vagina.
Even gas from the anus dey escape enter there sef lipsrsealed.
The vagina is less than 1 inch close to the anus.
But wall demarcate the vagina from the anus
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by kingbee90: 12:55pm On Mar 10, 2025
Mrtaye:
But wall demarcate the vagina from the anus
A very narrow wall.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by potent5(m): 3:04pm On Mar 10, 2025
Jerkbaba:
Very strange.
Pictures or adonbilivit.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Smitaro100(m): 3:40pm On Mar 10, 2025
When i was younger i use to think beautiful girls dnt poo.. funny me. grin
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Louis8796: 11:33am On Mar 14, 2025
Omo you funny ohhh 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
kingbee90:
That is why it is not advisable to lick abi suck the female honey pot because you must definitely find tiny bits of fecal matters(shit) that must escape from the anus to the vagina.
Even gas from the anus dey escape enter there sef lipsrsealed.
The vagina is less than 1 inch close to the anus.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by DelilahMakinde(f): 12:20pm On Mar 14, 2025
Ask

Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Cousin9999: 10:47pm On Mar 14, 2025
1. Those two openings evolved from a single one. They're both essentially holes that expel things.
2. The digestive process is better supported by putting more distance between where food enters and exits.
3. Health is better supported by there being distance between where food enters and exits.
4. That location also protects the reproductive process from physical and environmental damage.
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by Thazard(m): 12:38pm On Mar 24, 2025
pansophist:
Would you believe that when I was 20, I genuinely believed that women shit baby out.

It was a neighbour wey don spoil finish that told me babies comes out from the honeypot. I almost faint in disbelief.

God is wonderful grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by imagrg(m): 1:14pm On Mar 24, 2025
Where do you want the kpekus to be situated before?
Close to your preek?
Re: Why Is The Vagina So Close To The Anus?! by DeltaBachelor(m): 4:08pm On Mar 24, 2025
Hmmm
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