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eepeepook:
This man is always in England while praising Nigeria. Ask him to come back, he’ll throw insults your way.

Don't mind the clown.
This is my 6th year in the UK,I have not missed anything back home in Nigeria.
I even regret not relocating much earlier.

My life has been more beautiful overseas.

My view is d women.Gentlement of nairaland,u dont know wat God has done for u by giving u hook up girls or small girls wit big God.Wen i was in UK,ano dey see kpekus like that o.infact d girl i been dey fck fat n smells...i mean d kind of girl i wont even reason in naija.Tank God m back to naija fully.

lexy2014:
but you said

Yes...
Anyone who really lived in Nigeria and experience the Naija part of Nigeria will always miss Nigeria, especially Lagos.
That doesn't mean we should relocate back to Nigeria, especially when one is doing really well outside the country.
Anything I miss in 11 months, detti December is there for me to ball!!

My friend got to the UK about a year ago. She is missing home so bad already.

Out there is just good to save and return home later.

God help our reasonable people out there to prosper fast o

He's finally not writing about women. And really, he has nothing else to write about. His article was so boring from point 1 that I had to scroll to know if it was him. I was not disappointed.

Journalist indeed.

The weather is a major aspect. Winter is a terrible experience for a Black person who was born and bred in the tropics. And yes, Nigerian women. Nothing beats the big yansh, well marinated pus.sy and breasts of Nigerian women.

Lols... Na wise man him be nah...

eepeepook:
This man is always in England while praising Nigeria. Ask him to come back, he’ll throw insults your way.

I won't miss anything once I leave, maybe the food but Nigerians and their food are everywhere abroad. I definitely will not miss girls who think dating is a source of income.

Reggzy:
The magic thing about leaving your homeland is that.... it feels good to leave but... it feels even more and more better to come back


Truly,No place like home..

During and after WWII, Europeans migrated to the Americas, Australia, Canada and even to Africa including Nigeria.
They worked and made money. European politicians who did not migrate improved social infrastructures like electricity, pipe borne water, roads and railways, etc in Europe.
On seeing the improvements at home, those Europeans who migrated returned to Europe with money they made abroad and invested in small scale industries that gave rise to the giant industries in Europe after WWII.
But in Nigeria 🇳🇬, social infrastructures are hardly improved on, or are left stagnant by Nigeria's politicians. Worse, a section of Nigeria uses herdsmen to roam with cattle and assault rifles all over Nigeria. Many informed people from that section of Nigeria pretend they don't know that beef and dairy are no more profitably produced through herdsmen roaming the bushes with cattle. Religious conquest of whole Nigeria is their principal guardian.
The militarily skewed political structure of Nigeria consigned huge political powers to the section of Nigeria whose armed herdsmen roam with cattle all over Nigeria. Thus, restructuring Nigeria politically to true and fiscal federalism is no more an easy task, because of abundance of crude oil and natural gas deposits in the delta region of Nigeria. Result: more of Jappa phenomenon in Nigeria, instead of those who left Nigeria earlier returning home to Nigeria.

10 things you’ll always miss about Nigeria when abroad.

1. Nigerian Food
No matter how many African restaurants you find abroad, nothing beats the authentic taste of home-cooked Nigerian food. From jollof rice, pounded yam with egusi soup, suya, and pepper soup—there’s just something about the flavors back home that can’t be replicated.

2. The Nigerian Vibes & Energy
Nigerians are known for their vibrant, lively, and fun-loving nature. Whether it’s the street parties, the music blasting from speakers, or just the random jokes and laughter in everyday conversations, the unique Naija energy is something you’ll always crave.

3. The Music & Dance
Afrobeats has gone global, but nothing compares to hearing Naija hits blasting from speakers in Lagos traffic or at a packed club. Dancing to Davido, Burna Boy, Wizkid, and Olamide at home just hits differently.

4. Nigerian Street Food
Abroad, you might get burgers and pizza, but where’s the roasted boli and groundnut, suya, puff-puff, and akara by the roadside? The street food culture in Nigeria is unmatched, and nothing can replace that experience.

5. The Hustle Spirit & Market Bargaining
Whether you’re at Balogun Market or Wuse Market, haggling over prices is part of daily life. Abroad, you’ll miss the thrill of negotiating deals and the energy of Nigerian markets, where everyone is a businessperson at heart.

6. Friendly & Loud Greetings
Nigerians love greeting loudly and with enthusiasm—whether it’s “How far?” “Wetin dey happen?” or “My guy!” Abroad, people might be too formal or reserved, and you’ll miss that instant, warm connection.

7. The Unmatched Sense of Humor
Nobody does humor like Nigerians. The ability to find laughter even in tough situations, the funny proverbs, slangs, and sarcasm—life is never dull in Naija, and you’ll definitely miss the constant entertainment.

8. The Nigerian Community & Togetherness
In Nigeria, neighbors become family, and there’s always someone looking out for you. Whether it’s your church members, friends, or even random strangers, the strong sense of community and support is irreplaceable.

9. The Weather
Winter coats, snow, and extreme cold? No thanks! You’ll miss Nigeria’s warm tropical climate—even the heat and harmattan will suddenly feel nostalgic when you’re dealing with freezing temperatures abroad.

10. The Late-Night Lifestyle
In Nigeria, the city never sleeps. Whether it’s nightlife, late-night food spots, or just people hanging out, there’s always something happening. Unlike many places abroad where everything closes early, Naija’s 24/7 life is something you’ll always miss.

No matter how far you go, Nigeria stays in your heart. Which of these do you miss the most? Drop a comment and share your experience!

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Urgent1Million:
Normal na.
Asian women are great on bed.
And the greatest part...
They don't believe in billings.
They make and spend their own money and are largely faithful.
Once they want out, they tell you they want out. They don't keep multiple partners.
Just that it's difficult to find the naija kind of nyash here 😂😂😂

How’s the language barrier?
Also, are there job opportunities as opposed to just business?

owobokiri:
Miss nothing!
I can easily cook ofe egwusi anywhere I have lived..
The gals in Naija might be more curvy than the types in my neighbourhood, but the "missing" wanes once I feel the loyalty and straightforwardness of them gals outside of naija.
Nothing to miss.., not "Up NEPA" for sure
Bottled Water is costlier than buzz in Asia.., what are you talking about?

Boss
Which country in Asia makes sense for jobs?
How about language barrier?

Urgent1Million:
Yes...
Anyone who really lived in Nigeria and experience the Naija part of Nigeria will always miss Nigeria, especially Lagos.
That doesn't mean we should relocate back to Nigeria, especially when one is doing really well outside the country.
Anything I miss in 11 months, detti December is there for me to ball!!

on one hand you say

Urgent1Million:
Three things I currently miss about Nigeria.
1. The food, especially goat meat pepper soup.
2. Traffic drama, "Ogun kill your papa", "werey, enter make I see na", "what are you driving?", "who give you motor to drive, idiot!"😂😂😂😂
3. The cheap booze! Mehn....

on the other hand the same you says

Urgent1Million:
Relocate back to Nigeria to do what oo?
Come and pay heavy taxes?
Or sit in traffic for hours?
Spend all my money on fuel for my car and generator?
Watch the ever annoying agberos on the road?
Waste my time at the bus stop any time I decide to take a bus?
The list is long mehn!!

the same thing you say you miss are the same things you say you are running away from in nigeria

cococandy:
Such a profoundly stupid statement

You need to understand humour and sarcasm.
Wait till you read where he wrote able a piece of meat as big as Wike’s head

bdon12:
My view is d women.Gentlement of nairaland,u dont know wat God has done for u by giving u hook up girls or small girls wit big God.Wen i was in UK,ano dey see kpekus like that o.infact d girl i been dey fck fat n smells...i mean d kind of girl i wont even reason in naija.Tank God m back to naija fully.

Move to naija girls there. Use “loving you” enter them!

Gerrard59:
The weather is a major aspect. Winter is a terrible experience for a Black person who was born and bred in the tropics. And yes, Nigerian women. Nothing beats the big yansh, well marinated pus.sy and breasts of Nigerian women.

Na you dey Asia dey find big bootyy

Go to other continents and see banging bodies

lexy2014:
on one hand you say


on the other hand the same you says


the same thing you say you miss are the same things you say you are running away from in nigeria

I didn't think those would be difficult to differentiate.
Missing the insults when driving on the road is different from sitting in traffic, or spending money on fuel and waiting at the bus stop; or paying huge taxes, or watching the reckless attitude or agberos.
Read again and you'll see the difference.

Weather
Caring people
Food

Mine is Okada

Hmmmmmm

LOL 😂

You wait make I go first 👀😒

Ilamina:
Weather
Caring people
Food

Lol which food 😂😂😂😂

franchasng:
No. 2 (women) is the only thing you will miss as a Nigerian man when you travel out of Nigeria

why did you say so? Are there no women over there?

Urgent1Million:
I didn't think those would be difficult to differentiate.
Missing the insults when driving on the road is different from sitting in traffic, or spending money on fuel and waiting at the bus stop; or paying huge taxes, or watching the reckless attitude or agberos.
Read again and you'll see the difference.

where will you get the insults that you miss insults when driving on the road

Urgent1Million:
2. Traffic drama, "Ogun kill your papa", "werey, enter make I see na", "what are you driving?", "who give you motor to drive, idiot!"😂😂😂

if you dont experience this

Urgent1Million:
Or sit in traffic for hours?
Spend all my money on fuel for my car and generator?
Watch the ever annoying agberos on the road?
Waste my time at the bus stop any time I decide to take a bus?

you want to miss 1. The food, especially goat meat pepper soup.
2. Traffic drama, "Ogun kill your papa", "werey, enter make I see na", "what are you driving?", "who give you motor to drive, idiot!" but you say you dont miss the environment where it takes place?

how is that possible?

Dogalmighty17:
Which kind ruff play be dat?

dey play. One guy on ptf scholarship in UK was jailed for rape. The girl say she no do again, the guy think say na shakara girls do in Nigeria. The girl call police and the guy is now in jail

Reggzy:
The magic thing about leaving your homeland is that.... it feels good to leave but... it feels even more and more better to come back
Truly,No place like home..

Count me out.
I rather keep visiting other ethnic nationalities to tap into their rich cultural heritage than visit home now, not even now insecurity has ravaged everywhere.
I only miss people who deface cities everyday through garbage dumping and roadside shotputs & urination. I miss lawlessness.
My house remains the headquarters of FooD.
Women can be seen left right and center.
In fact, I meet an average of 50 women of different ethnic nationalities across the world every day & share in their heritage.
For Church, I was never a church goer in Naija hence, inconsequential.

I can relate here in Malaysia, there are many differences almost in everything.

APOPTOSIS:
Count me out.
I rather keep visiting other ethnic nationalities to tap into their rich cultural heritage than visit home now, not even now insecurity has ravaged everywhere.
I only miss seeing people deface an entire city through garbage dumping and roadside urination.
I miss lawlessness.
My house remains the headquarters of FooD.
Women are left right and center.
In fact, I meet an average of 50 women of different ethnic nationalities across the world every day.
For Church, I was never a church goer in Naija hence, inconsequential.

at least, you will always miss something about your homeland, everywhere you go

tadestr:
Lol which food 😂😂😂😂

bole, edible maggot, chin chin

mecuries:
If the writer misses all these so much, he should come back home.

Tell him ! I think he just moved and moved misses those things