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| Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Axis313(op): 1:21am On Mar 18, 2025 |
As adults,most of us have definitely passed through some stages in our lives while growing up, some of us are very stubborn and have done some bad things as kids, and looking back now some of us always feel some level of remorse. While growing up, in my neighborhood we kids always use catapult to hunt birds and kill lizards, but on this day, I saw one bird on a nearby tree, I have stones in my pocket, I set it, and shoot my shot, I didn't notice a woman that was passing by, fortunately or unfortunately, the stone hit the woman for head (and this woman is a troublesome person in that street), before anybody can say jack Robinson, I don pick race, na so I dey hear her shout: Dele mo ri e o, meaning Dele I saw you. I know my own don be for house. I no go house all through the afternoon and it was when darkness started to set,that I know it is time to return home. Long story short, I met the woman at home raising all kind of hell and being pacified by my mom, I looked at my mom's face and she looked at me, at that instant I knew nothing can shield me from severe punishment that night. ![]() After all manner of pleading by the neighbors, the wahala woman left, and the neighbors returned to their various homes. The Day of Reckoning is at hand. I can't describe the type of punishment I received that night, I just leave you to imagine it.
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| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by chatinent: 1:24am On Mar 18, 2025 |
I'm grown now. |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Hezzyluv: 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
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| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by AngelicDamsel(f): 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2025*. Modified: 4:08pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
I was very quiet while growing up, so everyone assumed I was innocent in many situations. I remember one incident when my parents gave birth to our last boy in 2006, I was fond of eating all the baby foods, but my parents suspected all my brothers except me. It got to a point that I started reserving Nan and other baby food in nylons and keep in my school bag. My mom did not see it as a big deal, but my dad was always complaining about how fast the food finishes. Although, I rarely do wrong, but when I did I got away because of my quiet nature and innocent face. Looking back I feel so sorry, my dad was going through some hard times, but I was there filling myself with baby food, worst is I even battered our baby food in nylons with my class mates for baba dudu. I am not angry that I over ate the baby foods, but I traded a nylon of baby foods with 1 naira baba dudu. I did not know value of things then, imagine trading peak milk for 1 "eat and clap" biscuit or Kahn drops sweets. May God bless all fathers who go through hell to provide for their family yet their children do not see the sweat. Then, I thought my dad was super rich and money was easy until I became an adult. Because I thought it was easy for you, I was reckless with your money. I was the only girl of 5 children I even sold full scalf sheets from my higher education note book during my secondary school exams to myself, and collected money from him for each leave, sometimes I think he knew what I was doing but chose to play ignorant to make me have my way with him. Love you dad.
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| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Trueprophet91: 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Axis313:Kids |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by FreeSpirited: 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
1. Filled the pocket of my primary school uniform with garri.... then throw it bit by bit into my buccal cavity as I trek along to school . 2. First day I went to a brothel to sleep with a prostitute, I cried bitterly after the sex, and begged God for forgiveness. The sex dint even last 20 secs, was so disappointed in myself for sinning. . . 3. While in primary school, my landlord househelp who was like 3/4years older than me wud take me to her room, lay naked and make me to lie on her... We will try unend with no success trying to get my small pintus to enter into her... We will just be rolling over each till we are tired.. We never discovered the entrance, like it was blocked.. She was still a Virgin, I was too... We were doing daddy and mummy curiosity rubbish. .. |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by tommy589(m): 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Axis313: ![]() |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Smartjeezy01(m): 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2025*. Modified: 6:31pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
I stole my mom's meat from the pot while everybody was sleeping and the cover fell on the ground. The pot was inside a cupboard with a key, i took the key from her wallet and went straight to the kitchen to do the do. Before i could arrange the pot and locked the cupboard, all the eyes was on me. I received the highest beating and still went to my school to report to our headmaster. The news was all over the place for some months. |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Sakobaba(m): 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
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| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Truejihadistont: 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Axis313:Those days |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by id4sho(m): 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Looking at Class Teacher Panties ![]() White panty when Naija ladies were neat🤷🤐 |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by ShitHead(m): 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
I'm still a baby. |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Cj4charles(m): 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
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| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by alphaconde(m): 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
I Used to shock my self but putting my hands in the socket. The vibration from the shock was so fun. Looking back I just know its God that guides children, no much parents can do. |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Bendeco02: 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Some people never still grow mentally till their current age ![]() |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by ebubeson: 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
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| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Dagger111(m): 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Agba baller. Mine was when i kicked a bottle of water placed outside by one Cele (White Garment) woman in my street. The woman is known to be diabolical in nature. As in...the whole street are scared of her. I was passing by in front of her house one afternoon, so i saw a bottle of water, laced with some white clothes in the sun, something told me to go back and kick that bottle water, i did just that, immediately i kicked that bottle and the whole water splits, the woman jumped out from her room and started shouting that i have ruined her life, unto pouring water away. The whole neighborhood were so happy, my mom said we will get lot of same bottle water for her, she refused o. Na so everybody vex say if the water wasn't harmful, why is she worried and don't want to hear people's plea? Na so everybody vex make she do her worst and nothing must happen to me. Since then, the woman no dey answer my greetings again. It was crazy then. |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Samueltemi337(m): 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
I remember pressing my aunt's ass Was a really small boy then Can't even remember my age And she didn't even stop me She is married now tho All these years I have wondered why she didn't stop me |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Salmoneus(m): 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025*. Modified: 3:22pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Playing with lizards; I remember once seeing two lizards on a roof, I stood at a higher elevation at an upstairs looking down at them. I decided to feed them some dead cockroaches lying around, so I started tossing them one by one unto the lizards on the roof, I was about 3 tosses in when I noticed one lizard bullying the other and eating all the roaches alone, so I felt like punishing it. Spraying the 4th cockroach with a lot of insecticide, I tossed it on the roof but it was so soaked with the poisonous liquid that it landed closer to the bullied lizard who rushed it immediately, next thing was the lizard acted utterly mad like it had swallowed fire, running maniacally in circles before jumping off the roof. The Bully lizard I was targeting just ran away. Even as an adult I still feel bad about it, so I leave out cockroaches I had killed by stomping for them to eat as atonement. |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by youngrhosy(m): 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Hun.. Agba wabura bi ewe ko ba se o ri... |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by hisexcellency34: 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
God forgive me. Wuz a deadly peeping tom |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Starboytwo(m): 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Training to do backflip on sawdust My house then was no 17 on our street and by default, I'm Julius Aghahowa... |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Kazeem47(m): 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
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| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Naturalgbola(m): 3:06pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
I once slapped my lecturer for coming late to lecture room. I once caught a snake and slaughtered it with knife. I once had sex with 2 ladies on the same bed, at the same time, jumping from one to another. |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by endisnear: 3:06pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Olden days game. Interesting |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by papiwyte(m): 3:08pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Many ![]()
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| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Commentor: 3:08pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
![]() Dele, mo ri e o. ![]() |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by theophorus(m): 3:08pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Chop Okra with Bournvita |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by richiemcgold: 3:11pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
I set our neighbor's shop on fire thinking it was all fun |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Bfarm: 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
Went to pot.. shift meat or look alike ![]() Shake the pot so it looks normal |
| Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by merits(m): 3:18pm On Mar 18, 2025 |
I did worse I killed people fowls and goats for fun I jumped fences spoiled people light bulbs for fun I also steal from my class mates I fight people and causing trouble,confusion everywhere I participated in riots to loots but today I calmed down and laughed meanwhile I regretted my wrong deeds may almighty God forgive me. |
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